Wake Up Late with Dougie Show

Aug 9, 2013 with Dougie Almeida, Lenny Travis & Jefrey Gurian

It's Friday & today's hosts, Dougie Almeida & Lenny Travis discuss:Lenny explains how he drew NO ONE last weekend at Catskills CC.  He says, "It was the weather"......Lenny may start working for an agency that hires Stand Up Comics.  Pay back is a bitch....Remember the first time you masturbated and made a mess?....Dougie reminisces his visit to the, "Happy Room" at the Fertility Clinic...the Pros & Cons of Crowd Work......Here what Dougie thinks when his Asian wife asks to drive....Power Ball winner comes out, wins 149MM.....What kinda car or cars would you buy with that kinda money?....How useful would an Electric Car be?..... Everyone's goal should be to own your home mortgage free.....Lenny gets report back from colonoscopy while he's on vacation...Lenny freaks out after watching documentary on the Sun...Boston Bombers college mates found guilty for Obstruction  20 years in Federal Penn....Things are getting tense between Putin & Obama...Dougie is trying to sell half his season tickets for the Miami Heat if interested email him atalwaysdangerousdougie@gmail.com ."Unusual
News" with Jeffrey Gurian brought to you by GNN, Gurian News Network,
"Bringing you all the news that's fit to dance to." Preponderance of
Thousand Pound Men Sparks Landlord Insurrection ( who knew there were so
many thousand pound men???)Follow: @dougiedangerous @wakeupdougie @jeffreygurian For more of Jeffrey Gurian go to http://www.jeffreygurian.com

Aug 2, 2013 with Dougie Almeida, Lenny Travis, & Jeffrey Gurian

TGIF Show Dougie Almeida & Lenny Travis close the week....You have to kiss ass to get ahead....What happened with Bob Levy & Howard Stern?.....Ariel Castro gets Life without parole plus 1000 years....Edward Snowden was granted temporary asylum in Russia.....Russian Military deploy a guided missile war ship to Cuba....Russia to enforce Anti-Gay law during 2014 Olympics. Guess there won't be any man's figure skating...We talk NBA a bit....What's the big deal with the TV show, "The Dome" ?......Silvio Berlusconi found guilty of tax fraud. Sentenced 4 years, but do to prison overcrowding, he will only spend 1 year in jail.....John Kerry visits Pakistan and says we may stay a bit longer in Afghanistan....Comedian doing crowd work in Detroit asks, "What did you use to do when you worked?"......Country singer, David Alan Cole, has a song using the "N" Word.....Man dies in trash compactor while searching for his missing cell phone...Anthony Wiener pops up again."Unusual News" with Jeffrey Gurian.  Jeffrey is back from Just for Laughs, Montreal Comedy Festival &  tells  us how men in Chicago are actually undergoing surgery to
keep their hats from flying off in the Windy City.   Screw-on hats are
all the rage! http://www.jeffreygurian.com

Aug 1, 2013 with Dougie Almeida, Peter Leonard, & Rev. Bob Levy

Peter Leonard is back in the studio with Dougie Almeida 
and they discuss most often misquoted song lyrics……The man who scored the first
points ever in the NBA, Ozzy Shiekman, died this week…remember when you would
have sex with girls in high school and you would have to make love real quiet
in her parents’ home?...Dougie shares how he schemed on his girlfriend in high
school to take another woman to his senior prom…..Howard Zimmerman is pulled
over in Texas and he was carrying a gun. 
Wouldn’t you if you were him?....Wouldn’t it be funny if OJ Simpson and
Zimmerman got into a fight and killed each other?....Peter tells us how he told
off OJ Simpson at a benefit….Simon Cowell gets his good friends wife pregnant……We
go back and visit the old ad for Tickle woman’s deodorant…massive coronal
solar emission just missed hitting the Earth by days & this would have
knocked out all our computers, cell phones, & electric grids…..They are
considering putting Treyvon Martin’s hoodie in the Smithsonian Institute…then
our Guest Comic Call In The Reverend Bob Levy
Bob tells us how I lost in Cape May, unprofessional comics,
comedy contest suck, & a handicap man gets his balls eaten by his dog while
he sleeps.

July 24, 2013 with Dougie Almeida, Lenny Travis, & Warren Durso

Today Dougie & Lenny discuss Dougie's stressful week, computer crashed, roof leak, & car breaks down....& news from around the world.....Man gets 8-20 years for stealing $5mm scratch off lottery ticket....Man kills cop, then kills his grandmother then has sex with prostitute while dead grandma is in closet.....Anthony Wiener aka Carlos Danger, admits to 6 month sexual internet affair... Amanda Bynes gets arrested again, this time for lighting a make shift bomb in someone's driveway.....Lady in England has her horse crap in a McDonald's lobby after being denied service in the drive through......Then Warren Durso calls in for "Warren's Wealth of Wisdom"

July 19, 2013 with Dougie Almeida, Lenny Travis, & Jeffrey Gurian

TGIF!!  Dougie Almeida & Lenny Travis are you hosts for a morning of news with a jovial twist.  Here are some of the things they will be discussing......Stephan Rakes, who was to testify against James "Whitey" Bulger, was found dead near home.....Snoop Dog comments on George Zimmerman Verdict...NAACP asks black people to boycott Florida, guess our movie theaters will be quiet.....Woman from Florida was a victim of spousal abuse. One night when her husband was coming at her, she shot a Shotgun into the ceiling and she is sentenced 20 years...The City of Detroit files for Bankruptcy.  The biggest municipality bankruptcy in US history...List of top 10 countries that feel favorable about Americans and top 10 countries that don't like Americans....Air Force drone crashes on Florida highway near the panhandle....British Open starts this weekend and in a similar story, England announces it will honor same sex marriages...Creepy man lets air out of woman's tire then follows them to help them change the tire...Jerry Sandusky's adopted son, Matt Sandusky, filed for a legal name change.....Lady shoplifting in Dillards, throws her 3 month old at police while trying to flee....& Much more"Unusual News" with Jeffrey Gurian. Brought to you by, GNN, Gurian News Network. "Bringing you all the news that's fit to dance to."

July 18, 2013 with Dougie Almeida, Peter Leonard, & Frank Del Pizzo

Peter Leonard joins Dougie in Danger Studios today & here's what they discussDougie has a roof leak and gets a quote....Peter says Dan Marino had "Jungle Fever"...Boston Bomber on the cover of Rolling Stone magazine...Woman has sex with her cat....Scientist claim gold came from two exotic stars colliding....200k people in Washington DC almost have to go without any water....& more.  Then, "Let's Be Frank" with Frank Del Pizzo Remember, you can subscribe for FREE.  Just look to your right and subscribe through I-Tunes, Google, or through Podbean.  Thanks for listening, & please share with friends.

July 17, 2013 with Dougie Almeida, Lenny Travis, Doug Canney, & Warren Durso

It's Hump Day & Dougie & Lenny share the studio with touring comedian, Doug Canney.  Listen in as they discuss how the public has been handling the George Zimmerman verdict.....Rachel Gentile claims Nigga is not a racist term.....She was telling Treyvon that Zimmerman was probably a "Gay Rapist".....similarities of Zimmerman and Bernie Getz....Doug Canney tells us how he's doing comedy on the road.....Girl get bit in half by a shark and half her body washed up on shore....Cow crashes through a man's roof in Brazil and crushes him....Do you believe in ghosts?...Ship traveling from Cuba to N. Korea stopped with missile equipment on board....how legitimate are comedy festivals...How do you feel about Crowd Work?....Nancy Grace is a Pig!"Warren's Wealth of Wisdom" with Warren Durso

July 16, 2013 with Stand Up Guys Dougie Dangerous & Michael Panzeca

Stand Up Guys Dougie Dangerous & Michael Panzeca discuss the Zimmerman verdict and everyone's reaction....TV Station in Oakland California gets sued by Asian Airlines for racial fictitious   names of pilots broadcast on their news station...is ADHD a real illness?...& Much more

July 10, 2013 with Dougie Dangerous, Lenny Travis, & Warren Durso

Today Dougie Dangerous & Lenny Travis bring you a jovial look on "What's Trending" & "Warren's Wealth of Wisdom" with Warren Durso

July 11, 2013 with Dougie Dangerous, Peter Leonard, & Jeffrey Gurian

It's Thursday so Peter Leonard joins Dougie in the studio.  Has technology helped us or hurt us?.....Dougie's Laptop crashes again and ruins his day.....How long can you go without being on your computer?....Dougie & Peter both have to fly today & they are a bit nervous about flying since the crash of Asiana flight....Runaway train derails in Quebec, Canada and blows up a town....Tropical storm Chantal threatens the East Coast...If you need a laugh, watch these news shows that are reviewing the George Zimmerman trial. The attorneys on their are ridiculous....People are asking why Zimmerman didn't take the stand? Really, Really?....Peter tells us how he heckled Bob Dylan once...Boston Bomber pleaded, "Not Guilty" to 30 different counts....Aaron Hernandez is going to jail for a long time...& moreThen "Unusual News" with Jeffrey Gurian