Dougie’s Back from the Bahamas & ready to rant…Here’s what the guys discussed on today’s show; Forgetting things in hotel rooms, Getting pat down by TSA, Dougie owns up to bet with Ethan, Brenda Snipes needs to go, California Fires, & Ethan’s Gig Canceled by Leftist Become a Patron Listener
Special Edition of the Wake Up Late with Dougie Show
Joining Dougie today in Danger Studios, are comedians Steve Marshall & Tiffany Barbee. Listen in as the discuss such things as; New Jokes, Steve tells us about the time he walked 180 people at Dangerfields, Dealing with Bachelorette Parties, Regardless of ideology, good friends stay good friends, “False Outrage”, Martial Arts, & So much more….Just take a listen
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Show Opens with discussions on such things as; Importance of Videoing your sets, Never trust anyone who start off a conversation with, “People often ask me…" What should be the qualifications of teaching a comedy classes? 1.6 Billion Mega Millions Lotto tonight!! Immigrant Caravan on its way to the US, & How would you feel if your kid came home and told you, a Drag Queen came to speak at school for career day?
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“Man ‘stoned to death’ by monkeys”, “Rugby player finishes game despite ‘smashed testicle’, “Teen forced to marry cow he had sex with”, “Belgian mechanic accidentally destroys £22m fighter jet”, & “Couple ‘used stolen brain to get high’
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Show Opens with Randy sharing his thoughts on the current status of the “Florida Comedy Scene”...The guys share some Open Mic Stories…Dougie congratulates, Canada, for being a completely Recreational Weed Smoking Country…Anthony Kiedis , from the Red Hot Chili Peppers, gives the middle finger to Chris Paul of the Houston Rockets…& Sarah Silverman says Louis C.K. masturbated in front of her with her consent.
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“Motorists stunned as metal balls roll down Seattle Street”, “Police find stolen doughnut van, share treats with homeless”, “California students 'mixed grandparent's cremated ashes into homemade cookies', “Kleenex to rebrand 'man-size' tissues after gender complaints”, “Nebraska concedes that ‘honestly, it’s not for everyone’ in new tourism tagline”, & “Workers take dive into deep doo to unclog sewer pumps”
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Show Opens with Dougie bitching about his pulled tooth, & all it comes with. Elizabeth Warren’s DNA Test reveals she’s .000967% American Indian. Portland is Ground Zero for our next Civil War Was Jamal Khashoggi Washington Post journalist, cut into pieces by Saudi Hit Squad? Pete Davidson & Ariana Grande Break Up! So what’s next for Pete? & #HimToo, what’s all that about”
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“Greek island of Santorini bans 'obese' tourists from riding donkeys”, “Man shot cousin over potato chips, but tried to tell different story, authorities say”, “Woman with 'emotional support squirrel' removed from plane”, “Doritos lure runaway pig 'the size of a mini horse' home”, “Pakistani martial artist cracks 243 walnuts with his head”, & “American Airlines flight diverted after passenger refuses to stop doing pull-ups on overhead compartment”
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Show Opens with discussion regarding new open mic comic in South Florida, who decides to try to take on Dougie by bad mouthing this podcast & calling Dougie a racist. Then the guys discuss some of the things you may want to avoid when trying to make it in comedy, like making enemies with veterans of the local comedy scene.
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“Band Performs Skit About Shooting Police During Halftime of Football Game”, “Don't microwave urine samples, Florida convenience store owner warns customers”, “Passengers refunded money after Royal Caribbean cruise turns into 3-day burlesque party at sea”, & “Mail carrier leaves mail on side of New Jersey road; quits job”
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Show Opens with discussions on such things as; Dougie gets a tooth pulled out this morning, Mayhem at the UFC Fights, & Jackie is scared of lizards.
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“Walmart shopper, 81, tried to buy Florida woman's child, 8”, “Mom arrested for allowing 10-year-old son to get tattooed”, “Pee Wee football handshake line escalates into brawl amongst angry men”, “Banksy’s painting self-destructs moments after it’s sold for $1.4M”, “Boy, 2, shreds envelope containing $1,060”, & “Rock used as doorstop is actually a meteorite worth $100K”
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Show Opens with discussions on such things as; NY Yankees wildcard win, cheating in the NFL, Doing comedy in New York City vs LA, some drama in S. Fla Comedy scene involving Fasil Malik vs the Producer of Nite Time Miami, Bad Gigs, Mike tells us about performing at Just For Laughs, benefits of attending comedy festivals, & much more
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“This gender reveal party went seriously wrong and started a huge fire”, “Jets star Isaiah Crowell wins endorsement deal after being fined by NFL for rubbing football on butt”, “Colorado bowling alley owner dies, got stuck in pinsetter”, “Vehicle catches fire after owner places incense sticks on it to pray for safety”, & “A mother has filed a federal discrimination suit because her son was cut from the high school soccer team”
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Show Opens with discussions on such things as; Dougie’s shares some ups & downs with his comedy career, the guys think of where they’d retire, Danny tells us about the time a coconut fell on his head & Dougie once got beamed in the head by a rock, Women vs Men, & Dougie suggests single men should record their dates with woman now.
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“Dwarf goats make the party scene in Los Angeles”, “Tennessee mailman seemingly caught peeing on porch during delivery”, “Ax-throwing bar was lax about safety rules, liquor-control panel says”, “Comet resembling human skull set to pass Earth after Halloween”, “ Rock thrown at bulletproof glass hits burglar in the face”, & “Student gets half day off from school to lose weight”
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Show Opens with discussion on such things as; Dougie congratulates Donald Trump on newly announced trade agreement with Mexico & Canada and gets blasted by Liberals on Facebook, Minda points out Trump’s main deficiency, in that he’s never actually had to work for anyone, but himself, & everyone shares their thoughts on Cardi B & her recent arrest at a strip club.
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“Classmates can't find time capsule buried 30 years ago”, “Obese couple makes three-story fall after floor collapses during sex”, “Proposal on Colorado peak leads to couple's altitude issues”, “Los Angeles has its 1st electric scooter DUI prosecution”, “Man arrested for chasing after plane at Dublin Airport”, “Boo! A Halloween display so scary that neighbor calls 911”, “Man steals from cars, falls asleep, is arrested”, & “'Body' turns out to be sex doll, police say”
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Show Opens with the guys telling us how their Ebony & Olive Comedy Show went at a Senior Living Center earlier in the day. Then…In lieu of Ted Cruz & his wife, getting kicked out of a DC restaurant, by looney liberals, Dougie asks, what would you do, if that happened to you and your wife?...Chris comes out and apologizes for things he did back when he was in college, before he gets famous…& Dougie explains how things are just getting worse, when it comes to society breakdowns.
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“$18M worth of cocaine found in bananas given to Texas prison”, “State investigating restaurant that calmed lobsters with pot”, “Cathay Pacific spells own name wrong on side of plane”, “Six Flags St. Louis offers perks for customer coffin time”, “Models With Three Breasts Walk the Runway at Milan Fashion Week”, “Emergency evacuation: Indian flyer mistakes exit door for loo”, & “Burglary suspect nabbed after getaway vehicle gets stuck in large manure pile”
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Show Opens with discussions on such things as; Darwinism, Miami Dolphins are 3-0, Bill Cosby only gets 4 years in prison, Iran military parade gets attacked & Dougie thinks everyone should be morally audited.
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“Ohio bar loses liquor license when food stamps are used to buy drugs, lap dances”, “Bus driver accused of letting students drive”, “Voters approve ‘burka ban’ in Switzerland”, “Woman sues Samsung for $1.8M after cell phone gets stuck inside her vagina”, “Man, 74, found alive days after fire rips through DC senior living center”, “Florida man's nude yard work habit draws ire of neighbors”, & “Cat finds bag of 'cocaine and heroin' and brings it home”
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Show Opens with Big News, Elgin is gonna be a Daddy!! & it's a Boy!! Dougie ask, what are things you should never buy? & Stormy Daniels claims Donald Trump was her worst lay ever.
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"St. Louis apartment with kitchen-bathroom combo creates stir", "Kentucky woman 'defecated' on deputy to resist arrest", "Driving lesson ends with car landing in a swimming pool", "Labrador dog named Lucy saves Oregon man from sex conviction", "Healdsburg High Football Team Calls It Quits After Crushing Shutout Losses", "Las Vegas museum features 24-foot bong", & "Doctors have to INVENT new tool to remove 23inch sex toy from man – after it got stuck for 24 hours"
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Show Opens with discussion on recent video, that shows hispanic employees of a Taco Bell, in Miami, Fla., turning away a black family, from the drive thru, cause the customers didn't speak Spanish....Hail Mary Play by the Left to derail Supreme Court Justice Kavanaugh's, Ultimate appointment, by bringing out woman from his High School days....& Dougie tells us how he got out of paying $250 for smoking weed in his hotel room.
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"Woman blows off fingers after mistaking stick of dynamite for candle", "American Airlines flight attendant told passenger to go in a bag after plane's toilets overflow", "Virginia man erects electrified fence near school bus stop to keep kids off property", "Florida thrift shop gets nearly 5 pounds of marijuana in unusual donation", "Man fined $124 for kicking seagull that ate cheeseburger", & "Connecticut restaurant owner fined over no dog pee sign"
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Show Opens with Dougie working & busting his ass on Labor Day....Then, Dougie & Ciro make fun of Liberals who thought it would be a good idea to boycott In & Out Burger...Dougie has had it with Facebook and things people post...& Dougie thinks we are in the "End Days"
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"Bishop Apologizes to Ariana Grande After He's Accused of Inappropriate Touching at Aretha Franklin’s Funeral", ""MAN CUTS OFF HIS DICK TO SHOW HIS FAITHFULNESS TO ESTRANGED GIRLFRIEND", "I BECAME A WOMAN AGED 81 Oldest person in Britain to have reassignment surgery shares her joy at becoming a woman thanks to the NHS", "Woman says United Airlines paid her 'hush money' after seatmate did something shocking", "Mexican city tells police to ‘look the other way’ when it comes to sex in public", & "Florida man arrested after he allegedly gave girlfriend a 'wet willy"
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Show Opens with Dougie welcoming Special Guest Comedian, Jimmy Shubert, to Danger Studios. Listen in as they discuss such things as; getting started in comedy & staying in comedy, writing techniques, Philly Cheese Steaks, Dealing with hecklers, & much more.
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"Dog owner who used pet-sitting service says he found shirtless men, lube in living room", "Texas man stops woman, 94, driving wrong way down highway", "Former soccer star says rat ate his foot while he was sleeping", "Man jumps fence at LAX, does pushups on runway", & "UPS delivery foiled by 'bear in driveway'
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Show Opens with discussions on such things as; Are oysters really aphrodisiacs?...Favorite chicken wings & flavors...Elgin & Danny, think BJ's Brewery's menu is too much!!....& Dougie's amazed by this story,"9-year-old commits suicide after coming out as gay to his classmates"
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"Florida man attempts to rob Krispy Kreme, demands money and donuts", "Doctor used yoga ball filled with gas to kill wife, daughter", "Tennessee man arrested after throwing biscuit 'really hard' at ex-girlfriend's face", "Alabama man fined for touching endangered Hawaiian monk seal", "California man had 800 pounds of stolen lemons", "Man has half his NOSE cut off and his ears removed because he wants to look like a living skull", & "Florida man fired for farting at work"
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Show Opens with discussions on such things as; Ethan likes to eat tarts….Dougie makes up with an old friend….& Dougie overhears conversation between a couple on a first date, while sitting at the bar.
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"Drunk man takes a taxi to his parents' house, falls asleep on the couch only to find his parents don't live there anymore", "People are angry over this safe seχ guide, which calls the νagina a 'front hole', & "Oregon store locks black hair-care products in a case for 'security' reasons"
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Show Opens with discussions on; how to deal with sexual advances from other woman, as a married man....Dougie admits to spending 30k one year in Strip Clubs...Don't you hate it when strippers give you merchandise with a 2 for 1?...Dougie's "Buddy Pass" flight got canceled...There's a good Double Take & a bad Double Take...& The best and worst drinks to order when you’re on an airplane.
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"Jessie the potty-mouthed parrot swears at firefighters while stranded on roof", "Prosecutors mulling charges against woman who pushed friend off bridge", "Man bites off golfer's finger to the knuckle at Massachusetts golf club", "Gulp! Georgian boy solves six Rubik's cubes under water in one breath", "Mooning case against Virginia softball coach's wife wanes", "Mom allowed 15-year-old to run pot shop in her bedroom", & "Austin man charged in hit-and-run that injured woman trying to prove she could 'run fast in heels"
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Show Opens with discussions on; how Ciro got kicked off Facebook...Dougie does a good deed...Dougie asks everyone to get off Facebook for 6 months....Ethan doesn't mind driving around in a car with body damage...& Dougie shares his thoughts on news about ICE arresting a man while driving his wife to hosptial, having a baby & How funny it was it to watch Al Sharpton misspell RESPECT on National TV.
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"Man with ‘prostate issue’ pees in deli meat case at Michigan grocery store", "Arizona father beats, kills man who followed his daughter into bathroom stall", "Cops struggling to identify dead hiker with perfect teeth", "Marijuana worth $1M spotted inside fresh lettuce during Indiana tractor-trailer inspection", & "Man rescued from mud with parrot perched on his shoulders"
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