Wake Up Late with Dougie Show

Show Opens with Big News, Elgin is gonna be a Daddy!!  & it's a Boy!!  Dougie ask, what are things you should never buy? & Stormy Daniels claims Donald Trump was her worst lay ever.

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"St. Louis apartment with kitchen-bathroom combo creates stir", "Kentucky woman 'defecated' on deputy to resist arrest", "Driving lesson ends with car landing in a swimming pool", "Labrador dog named Lucy saves Oregon man from sex conviction", "Healdsburg High Football Team Calls It Quits After Crushing Shutout Losses", "Las Vegas museum features 24-foot bong", & "Doctors have to INVENT new tool to remove 23inch sex toy from man – after it got stuck for 24 hours"

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Show Opens with discussion on recent video, that shows hispanic employees of a Taco Bell, in Miami, Fla., turning away a black family, from the drive thru, cause the customers didn't speak Spanish....Hail Mary Play by the Left to derail Supreme Court Justice Kavanaugh's, Ultimate appointment, by bringing out woman from his High School days....& Dougie tells us how he got out of paying $250 for smoking weed in his hotel room.

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"Woman blows off fingers after mistaking stick of dynamite for candle", "American Airlines flight attendant told passenger to go in a bag after plane's toilets overflow", "Virginia man erects electrified fence near school bus stop to keep kids off property", "Florida thrift shop gets nearly 5 pounds of marijuana in unusual donation", "Man fined $124 for kicking seagull that ate cheeseburger", & "Connecticut restaurant owner fined over no dog pee sign"

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Show Opens with Dougie working & busting his ass on Labor Day....Then, Dougie & Ciro make fun of Liberals who thought it would be a good idea to boycott In & Out Burger...Dougie has had it with Facebook and things people post...& Dougie thinks we are in the "End Days"

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"Bishop Apologizes to Ariana Grande After He's Accused of Inappropriate Touching at Aretha Franklin’s Funeral", ""MAN CUTS OFF HIS DICK TO SHOW HIS FAITHFULNESS TO ESTRANGED GIRLFRIEND", "I BECAME A WOMAN AGED 81 Oldest person in Britain to have reassignment surgery shares her joy at becoming a woman thanks to the NHS", "Woman says United Airlines paid her 'hush money' after seatmate did something shocking", "Mexican city tells police to ‘look the other way’ when it comes to sex in public", & "Florida man arrested after he allegedly gave girlfriend a 'wet willy"

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Show Opens with Dougie welcoming Special Guest Comedian, Jimmy Shubert, to Danger Studios.  Listen in as they discuss such things as; getting started in comedy & staying in comedy, writing techniques, Philly Cheese Steaks, Dealing with hecklers, & much more.

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"Dog owner who used pet-sitting service says he found shirtless men, lube in living room", "Texas man stops woman, 94, driving wrong way down highway", "Former soccer star says rat ate his foot while he was sleeping", "Man jumps fence at LAX, does pushups on runway", & "UPS delivery foiled by 'bear in driveway'

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Show Opens with discussions on such things as; Are oysters really aphrodisiacs?...Favorite chicken wings & flavors...Elgin & Danny, think BJ's Brewery's menu is too much!!....& Dougie's amazed by this story,"9-year-old commits suicide after coming out as gay to his classmates"

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"Florida man attempts to rob Krispy Kreme, demands money and donuts", "Doctor used yoga ball filled with gas to kill wife, daughter", "Tennessee man arrested after throwing biscuit 'really hard' at ex-girlfriend's face", "Alabama man fined for touching endangered Hawaiian monk seal", "California man had 800 pounds of stolen lemons", "Man has half his NOSE cut off and his ears removed because he wants to look like a living skull", & "Florida man fired for farting at work"

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Show Opens with discussions on such things as; Ethan likes to eat tarts….Dougie makes up with an old friend….& Dougie overhears conversation between a couple on a first date, while sitting at the bar.

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"Drunk man takes a taxi to his parents' house, falls asleep on the couch only to find his parents don't live there anymore", "People are angry over this safe seχ guide, which calls the νagina a 'front hole', & "Oregon store locks black hair-care products in a case for 'security' reasons"

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Show Opens with discussions on; how to deal with sexual advances from other woman, as a married man....Dougie admits to spending 30k one year in Strip Clubs...Don't you  hate it when strippers give you merchandise with a 2 for 1?...Dougie's "Buddy Pass" flight got canceled...There's a good Double Take & a bad Double Take...& The best and worst drinks to order when you’re on an airplane.

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"Jessie the potty-mouthed parrot swears at firefighters while stranded on roof", "Prosecutors mulling charges against woman who pushed friend off bridge", "Man bites off golfer's finger to the knuckle at Massachusetts golf club", "Gulp! Georgian boy solves six Rubik's cubes under water in one breath", "Mooning case against Virginia softball coach's wife wanes", "Mom allowed 15-year-old to run pot shop in her bedroom", & "Austin man charged in hit-and-run that injured woman trying to prove she could 'run fast in heels"

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Show Opens with discussions on; how Ciro got kicked off Facebook...Dougie does a good deed...Dougie asks everyone to get off Facebook for 6 months....Ethan doesn't mind driving around in a car with body damage...& Dougie shares his thoughts on news about ICE arresting a man while driving his wife to hosptial, having a baby & How funny it was it to watch Al Sharpton misspell RESPECT on National TV.

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"Man with ‘prostate issue’ pees in deli meat case at Michigan grocery store", "Arizona father beats, kills man who followed his daughter into bathroom stall", "Cops struggling to identify dead hiker with perfect teeth", "Marijuana worth $1M spotted inside fresh lettuce during Indiana tractor-trailer inspection", & "Man rescued from mud with parrot perched on his shoulders"

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Show Opens with Dougie & Elgin welcoming good friend & fellow comic, Nadeem Awad, to Danger Studios....Elgin tells us about his new Show on Youtube, Five ALIVE!!..& Nadeem reminds Elgin of when they kicked Nadeem out of their last Boy Band...Open Mic comic from Pt St Lucie, attacks woman in NYC...Dougie stresses over flying "Buddy Pass" to gig this weekend...Dougie advises, to never trust Airline Pilots & Fireman, around your wives...They guys explain the difference between Shingles & Shekels...Dougie shares some of his knowledge on wines....& the guys discuss some dos & dont's for Open Mics.

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"Staples manager fired after accusing woman pregnant with twins of shoplifting — because of her stomach", "Male salon owner punches mother in the face after her child shoplifts a keychain", "Florida restaurant patron arrested for 'erotically' dancing, stripping for fellow diners", "French theme park trains crows to pick up attraction's litter", & "Paris residents peeved at very public eco-friendly urinals"

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Show Opens with discussions on such things as; Dougie & Ethan share a couple Dentist stories....Dougie had some local gigs this weekend and has some advice for new comics...Comics need a universal sign, to inform a fellow comic on stage, put the mic closer to your mouth. Can't hear you....Dougie at lobster at home...Dougie will be flying "Buddy Pass" this weekend...& Ethan handed out donuts to police officers, at an accident scene.

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"Florida woman allegedly on crack, meth runs naked to get away from 'giant spider,' police say", "Colorado College reprinting up to 9.2K diplomas to fix typo", "Holy cow! Bovine herd helps police corral suspect in Florida", "8 tourists brawl at Rome’s Trevi Fountain over selfie spot", "Sex toys in airline passengers' luggage prompt security alert at Berlin airport", & "Ohio man showers naked in street after water main break"

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Show Opens with a discussion on comedians needing attention....Rob & Peter schooled Dougie on Real Radio.....Dougie being concerend about his dog having an intestinal blockage....Rob shares some ass doctor stories....Fake Facebook Friend requests...Great ways to go...Complex in AZ, teaching kids to be school shooters & Stop arguing on Facebook

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"Florida Tourist Dies After Being Punched by Man He Apparently Mistook for Uber Driver", "'Bait truck' of Nike shoes left in black Chicago community during railroad sting", "Dad devastated to discover he was grieving for daughter at wrong grave for 30 years", & "Driver's test arrest: Pot, gun, cash found in smelly car"

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Show Opens with discussions on; Back to the Future, the Fonz, & Animal House...then Dougie asks, if you watched the Venezuelan Army, run for their lives, during Maduro's assisination attempt? The NFL's first male dancers will hit the sidelines this season & Trump Star Removed from Walk of Fame & the guys have a great idea for a TV Show..."Trumped"

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"Irish national living in Canada faces deportation for streaking stunt at Blue Jays-Mariners game", "Police officer jumps off overpass to save boy's life in daring New York rescue", "Man who harassed Yellowstone bison arrested at Glacier park", "Man wears dress, holds sign in fantasy football punishment", "Texas police: Reported alligator was remote-controlled head", "Missouri man gets rid of pocket change, wins $55,558", "Aging Headbangers Escape Nursing Home To Hit Heavy Metal Festival", & "Woman who 'broke' her vagina shares hilarious warning about using sex toys for the first time"

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Show Opens with discussions on....Dougie & his awesome massage, that didn't even need a happy ending, The Pope speaks out against the "Death Penalty", in Florida, good guy with gun shoots bad guy with gun, a fight breaks out in a nail salon in Brooklyn, & Air Force silent after 2-kiloton meteor hits Earth near base.

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"Identical twin sisters to marry identical brothers, live happily ever after in same apartment", Ohio judge orders chatty defendant's mouth taped for sentencing", "House destroyed when raising attempt goes wrong", "2 drivers cited for going too slow under Idaho's new law", "Injured Chicago Cubs fan feels 'lucky to be alive', "American Airlines passenger kicked off flight after buying seat for her $30,000 cello", "Arkansas man tried to steal jet to go to concert", & "Man dumped human waste inside 7-Eleven in revenge act, police say"

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Show Opens with discussions on such things as; a black man wears 'Caucasian' shirt to expose the hypocrisy of white privilege & Retrial begins for man convicted of killing pregnant wife's sex customer

In Straight From the Headlines

"Florida man wielding live gator chases people in convenience store, video shows", "Tennessee man does naked jumping jacks in McDonald's women's restroom, later arrested", "Nude man caught working out at Planet Fitness thought it was 'judgment-free zone,' police say", "'I'm a man, 100 per cent. Legally, I'm a woman': Canadian driver changes his gender to female on paper to get cheaper car insurance rate", "Driver caught swerving van to hit puddles, splash people is fired", & "Split concerns force Durex to recall some condoms in UK and Ireland"

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Show Opens with discussion on such things as;  Kel shares some of his challenges of being divorced & dating again, The confrontation between comics & youtube comedian, Darren Knight, otherwise known as "Southern Momma", at the Just For Laughs, "10 Comics to Watch" showcase & "Don't do crowd work at an open mic", unless you're truly working on it. 

In Straight From the Headlines

"Arkansas woman accused of killing husband after disagreement over porn", "Wife's shock as husband, 26, is caught cheating with a 72-year-old lover at Premier Inn", "Thief returns cash stolen from wallet with apology note", "Zoo accused of painting donkeys to look like zebras", & "Mom charged after choking player at girls basketball game"

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Show Opens with a discussion on;  drug abuse & Demi Lovato's recent overdose, Transgender Athletes Winning (Boys identifying as girls destroying all other girls at meets) Fair /Unfair? Bowling alley worker asked a large group to calm down. They mobbed him.

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"Boston woman a millionaire -- briefly -- after bank mix-up", "Millennials outraged after baseball team advertises 'Millennial Night' with avocados, participation ribbons and napping stations", "You Know It's A Bad Date When He Steals Your Car", "Vienna's Subway Got Hot, So They Gave Out Deodorant", "Drunk seagulls are staggering and throwing up on beaches", & "Mom Bakes ‘1’ Cookies For Son’s First Birthday And They Look Like This"

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Show Opens with Dougie welcoming comedians, Jackie Sanchez & Manny Garavito to Danger Studios.  Listen as they discuss the Importance of being Professional in Stand Up Comedy, Politics & Social Media Fallout, & Owning Up.  Also, share their thoughts on Florida's "Stand Your Ground Law" case in Clearwater, FL. & Man dies after colliding with wife on zipline on honeymoon in Honduras....Dougie says, "Never Agains

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"Fla. Woman Allegedly Fatally Attacked Mother After Being Left Out of Will: 'I Beat Up My Mom' & "A Virgin Mary statue has been ‘weeping’ olive oil. Church leaders can’t explain it."

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Show Opens with Dougie & Elgin welcoming, Ramon Garcia to Danger Studios.  Ramon tells us about his start in comedy & his audition spot for Funnybone Comedy Clubs.  Plenty of talk about what it takes to make it in the comedy business & much more.

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"Florida Man Tied Gun to Balloon to Make His Suicide Look Like a Murder", "Roadside couch becomes viral spectacle in Florida", "Virginia man totals $300K car one day after buying it", "Bicyclist versus lift bridge. What could possibly go wrong?", "Lose, your blues: Town tosses 'Footloose' anti-dancing law", "Arizona man arrested after trying to pull over troopers", & "Married woman and mechanic die from carbon monoxide poisoning while having sex in garage"

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Show Opens with discussions on such things as; Dougie has a new dentist and some major work that needs to be done, Dougie's trip to Oregon & Washington, & Carlos tells us about his shows at Tenth Level Tavern.

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"Body of dead teen, honored with ‘extreme embalming,’ is posed with video games, sunglasses, and snacks", "Florida man, 72, tries to mow down neighbor with tractor during dispute, cops say", "Dad smothered baby, tried to revive her with shock from extension cord", "Man With No Arms Accused of Stabbing Tourist With Scissors in Florida", & "Woman bites off part of man's ear at Macomb County Chinese restaurant"

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Show Opens with discussions on; What's up with all these people losing their minds BBQ Becky, Permit Patty, Crazy woman on Spirit flight & Maxine Waters. Owner of the Red Hen is a Sex Offender and Convicted Pedophil & Court Rules That Medical Marijuana Card Holders Can't Buy Firearms

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"Slow farm tractor flees police, setting off low-speed chase", "All-You-Can-Eat Was Too Much", "A tourist tried to pat a wild lion on the head — and it's safe to say the lion was not impressed", "Man sprinkles cocaine over Nashville police officer's head 'to destroy the evidence', " ‘Naked hermit’ who lived on secluded island for nearly 3 decades forced back to civilization", "DUI Suspect Claimed His Dog Was The One Driving Erratically", & "Pro-smoking Japanese lawmaker apologizes for heckling cancer patient"

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