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Comedy Podcast Hosted by Dougie Almeida! Join Dougie every Tuesday as he welcomes fellow comedians & entertainers, to sit in and discuss trending topics and share funny stories from around the world.

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Dougie welcomes guitarist & co-founder of the Rock Bank "Jackyl" to today's show

Let Me Ask You....

How Did Jackyl get started? Why the name "Jackyl"? What is Jackyl's song writting process? What are some of your favorite bands? Is it true one of your ancestors was a Pirate? Can a fat guy be a Rockstar? What are some of your hobbies? & What is the craziest thing that ever happened on tour? 

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Dougie asks Jimmy...

How is living in Florida treating you? Is living in California becoming impossible? Would you mind sharing some Sam Kinison Stories? What was your most memorable moment in comedy? After the latest launch explosion, will people still be eager to go up in the Amazon rocket?

The News is a Joke

"Cops Shut Down Diner as Owner Celebrates Queen's Death With Champagne", "Mother, son indicted for public indecency after nude walk down Atlanta Highway", "Nigeria seizes donkey penises to be smuggled to Hong Kong", "Oklahoma Inmate Forced To Listen to 'Baby Shark' on a Loop Found Dead", & "Woman says Las Vegas Metropolitan Police arrested her for being too ‘good looking’

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TODAY'S TOPICS 

COMEDY TALK: RECENT BEST SHOW! / CROWD WORK / FEATURING VS HEADLINER PROS & CONS / CLEAN & DIRTY

LET ME ASK YOU: BIDEN STUDENT LOAN FORGIVENESS BILL, GOOD OR BAD?

WHAT IS WORSE, SEA LEVELS RISING OR SPACE JUNK?

TODAY'S FUNNY HEADLINES 

"British firefighters rescue man with hand stuck in sofa", "Hong Kong is trialing ground-level signal lights so pedestrians can see them while browsing smartphones", "Hundreds bare it all, or just a little, during the Philly Naked Bike Ride", "AI uncovers thousands of hidden pools in France", "6-year-old ‘regularly’ given Smirnoff Ices says it helps him sleep, Ohio sheriff says", & "Man 'Chopped Off' His Own Penis While Dreaming About 'Slaughtering a Goat'

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Today's Topics

Your Thoughts on the Raid on Mara-Lago, Daughter of Puten Circle Dies in Car Bomb Inteded for her Dad, CDC Admits They May Have Been Less Than Informative, Alec Baldwin Did Pull the Trigger, Top 100 Comedy Movies of All Time, 7 Worst States to Retire In, Colorado is the Nation's Cocaine Use Capital & Finland's Prime Minister is Hot & Likes to Party!

The News is a Joke

"Florida man describes prying his head out of a 12-foot alligator's mouth as 'nothing short of a miracle', "Armless Florida man accused of stabbing tourist", "Japan’s latest alcohol advice: please drink more", "Metal-detecting stranger retrieves woman’s ring lost in sea", "Airplane part falls from sky, nearly hits man in Maine", & "White House reportedly doesn't approve of Dennis Rodman's plan to rescue Brittney Griner"

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Today's Topics

“What is the Sluttiest Thing a Man Can Do?”, Why Do So Many Comedians’ Lives End in Tragedy? We Now Have 87K New IRS Agents Who are Armed & Dangerous . Salman Rushdie ATTACKED.  Want to See a Bear High on Rhodoendron Honey? Do You Know What A Knocker-Upper Was?

The News is a Joke

"A Royal Rumor Might Be Inspiring Straight Men to Get Pegged, and That’s Beautiful", "Rise in popularity of anal sex has led to health problems for women", "TikTok users are 'vabbing' — wearing their vaginal juices as perfume to activate their natural attraction. A scientist says that makes no sense.", "Launceston thief who scooped coins from monkey enclosure pond 'now at risk of herpes', & "Man hospitalized after giving himself a nose job, prompting YouTube to remove DIY rhinoplasty video, report says"

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Today's Topics

Nancy Pelosi Lands in Taiwan, Will Smith Officially Apologizes to Chris Rock & Chris Has No Response, Crime in NYC and the Victims are Treated Like the Criminals, & RIP NBA Great Bill Russell & Actress Nichelle Nichols, who played Lieutenant Nyuta Uhura in Star Trek

The News is a Joke

"Handcuffed woman dies after deputy forgets to shut patrol car door, GA officials say", "NYC woman who filed $10M lawsuit against Mafia family over son's vicious murder dies in Brooklyn car crash", "Texas man who shot a woman in the neck is killed after bullet also hits him", "Alabama Official Told Reporter Her Skirt Was Too Short To Witness An Execution", & "Veracruz woman gets her last wish: a giant penis to adorn her grave"

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Today's Topics

Dave Chappelle cancels show in Minneapolis due to woke staff complaining, Will Comedy defeat wokeness? Tom Morello attacked on stage recently, Would you pay $4500 to see Bruce Springsteen? China makes threats should Nancy Pelosi visit Taiwan & Bystander walking the streets in China, catches baby who falls out of window. 
The News is a Joke

Trans Woman Now in Mens Prison After Impregnating 2 by Consensual Sex", "Chess-playing robot breaks boys finger at Moscow tournament", "Astronauts warned not to masturbate in space as one session can impregnate three women", "Doctors in Egypt extract mobile phone from patient’s stomach", "Woman Sues Man for $10,000 After Bad Date, Unloads on Judge During Hearing", "Man Pulls Gun on Women Who Didn't Thank Him for Holding Door Open: Police", "A racial slur was broadcast on The Weather Channel" & "Mexican scam loan apps will edit your face onto X-rated photos and send them to your family"

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Today's Topics

Dougie shares a hooker story from Ft Myers, Fla., Video Review of bodega owner who stabbed robber. Self Defense or Murder? If you want to own a gun in New York City, they'll have to approve you by reviewing your social media posts. Ever heard of the "Husband Stitch?" & We're about to hit 8 milliion people on Earth

The News is a Joke

"Dad ‘lived much longer than he deserved,’ son writes in searing Florida obituary", "Scientists design contraceptives to limit grey squirrels", "Could Your Old Poop Cure You of Future Diseases?", "Sea lions appear to chase panicked beach-goers in San Diego", & "Big Nose, Small heart – Shameless Russian mother ‘sells her five-day-old baby boy for $3,600 to pay for nose job’

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Today's Topics

Friends, Family & Covid, Seems some people are agains celebrating the 4th of July, US Military is having a hard time getting new recruits, Any ideas on how to improve that? Vladimir Putin says it would be discusting to see other world leaders shirtless, Who would you not want to see shirtless? & is Artificial Intelligence a danger to humanity?

The News is a Joke

"No more blasting the car radio across Florida. New law means fines for drivers jamming out", "Mom accused of flashing inmates as her kids played now faces prison time, PA judge says", "Mafia drops ban on homosexuality after discovering mob boss’ son is a fabulous drag queen", "Chilean man who was accidentally paid 330 times his salary resigns, then vanishes", "60-Person Carnival Cruise Brawl Was Ignited by Alleged Threesome: Report", "Beer Made From Recycled Toilet Water Wins Admirers in Singapore", "Mayor marries alligator in white wedding dress for ancient ritual – they even kissed", & "Scientist Warns Men’s Penises Are Shrinking And It Could Have Big Effect On Mankind’s Survival"

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Today's Topics

Pros & Cons of working cruise ships, What's your stage attire? Any jokes about Roe v Wade? & Watch Nancy Pelosi push daughter of newly elected AZ Congress woman.

The News is a Joke

"Naomi Osaka and LeBron’s James’ project ripped for name with explicit Swahili meaning: Not even ‘whispers’, ‘Too much mayo on a sandwich’: Subway customer kills employee, shoots woman over order", "Oklahoma man leads authorities on pursuit, found hours later hiding in cow manure", "Amazon’s Alexa could soon mimic voice of dead relatives", & "French’s unveils Canada’s next favorite summer treat: Ketchup-flavored ice pops"

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Today's Topics

President Biden just keeps falliing, his polls and off his bike, Biden's daughter's diary shares how she showered with her dad, Some Democrats are now saying they would vote for Trump over Biden, Stephen Colbert's staff get arrested for breaching the Capitol, Red Flag and how they can be taken advantage of, & Less people in the US believe in God.

The News is a Joke!

"In a pinch, you might be able to breathe through your butt", "Walking on Hot Coals: A Company Event Goes Wrong", "Feral Hogs Find and Destroy Cocaine Worth $22,000 Hidden in Woods", & "Roughly 40 percent of single Japanese men in their 20s have never been on a date, survey says"

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Today's Topics

The importance of owning up to your mistakes, Thoughts on Gun Control, Inflation & Comics Pay, You can Unsend a message on Apple products now, Haters & what they do, & Elvis Wedding in Vegas are Back!

The News is a Joke

"Man dies searching for Frisbees in Florida lake amid alligator warnings", "Florida man and woman crash into FedEx truck during sex act", "A California woman found $36,000 cash inside the cushion of a free couch she got from a family on Craigslist", "Arrested Arizona ‘Penis Man’ claims there are more Penis Men like him", "More Asian women are having sex with white men than with Asian men, study concludes.", "Teen records Texas man groping her on flight, feds say. Now he’s going to prison", & "Strippers can apparently better forecast the market than your finance bro"

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Today's Topics 

How to tell a joke relating to tragedy, Pete Davidson says goodbye to SNL, Now we have Monkey Pox, & the guys review a couple current Conspiracy Theories

The News is a Joke

"Bank refuses to pay ransom to hackers, sends dick pics instead", "PORN AGAIN I ditched my job as a priest to become a porn star at 83 – why I believe sex brings you closer to god", "Man With World's First Double Arm Transplant Shares Recovery Journey", "Caught On Camera: Zookeeper Has Finger Bitten Off By Lion After Teasing It Through Cage", & "US Woman Shocked After Being Charged $40 "For Crying" During Doctor's Visit"

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Todays Topics

Being a Florida Comic, Dave Chappelle Gets Tackled on Stage, Dean Shares Story of When He was Attacked by an Audience Member, Ways to Defend Yourself on Stage, & How Far Away are We From Complete Chaos? 

The News is a Joke

"A Russian reality TV show called 'I'm Not Gay' makes 8 contestants guess which is gay — and it's hosted by a right-wing politician", "NASA wants to send nudes to space in order to attract aliens", "Ulta Beauty apologizes for 'Come hang with Kate Spade' perfume promo email", "Canada Proposes Space Law to Punish Crimes Committed on Moon", "A Russian oil tycoon was found dead after reportedly being treated with toad venom to cure a hangover", "Maine close to ridding license plates of obscenities", & "Car owner who left Jeep at dealership gets sued after worker dies during oil change"

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Show Opens with discussions on such things as; Elon Musk Now Owns Twitter, Elon asks Bill Gates if he still has a $500M short position on Tesla, when Bill asks Elon to be a part of one of Bill's philanthropic events, No More Masks on Airplanes, New Jersey Legalizes Weed, & Mike Tyson pummels a young douchebag, who was screwing with on a recent flight.

The News is a Joke

"Cuba Gooding Jr. To Host Event At NYC Strip Club Less Than 2 Weeks After Pleading Guilty To Forcible Touching", "A Florida mom was arrested after leaving a voicemail threatening to blow up her son's school because he wanted more food at lunch", "Family sues country club, wins nearly $5 million due to too many golf balls damaging their house", "Woman with 229 pounds of weed in her car runs out of gas on I-55 Bridge, police say", "Firefighters battle heavy smoke at medical cannabis dispensary in Clearwater", "An alleged smuggler with $40,000 worth of gold hidden under his wig and inside his rectum was arrested by customs officers", & "Baby born with two penises has larger one chopped off by doctors"

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Today's Topics

Chris Rock ain't saying Sh$t about the Slap until he gets paid, Weed very close to being Federally Legal, Spring Break may be a thing of the past, & an old tape, from a local news channel from Minnesota,  surfaces of what may be a Young Prince. What do you think?

The News is a Joke

"Russian Troops Dead After Getting ‘Treated’ to Poisoned Meals, Ukraine Officials Say", "A Florida Teen Was Killed As He And Another Teen Took Turns Shooting Each Other While Wearing Body Armor, Police Said", "Two women arrested in La Quinta on suspicion of running a house for prostitution, $14K in cash seized", "Obese diners to be banned from entering naked restaurant because it will be 'miserable' for other guests", "Widow spends GoFundMe donations from husband’s death on gifts for lover accused of killing him", "Woman excused from Nikolas Cruz sentencing jury after saying ‘sugar daddy’ needed her" & "Electric shock to penis may cure premature ejaculation: study"

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Show Opens with discussion on the "Bitch Slap" at the Oscars! Is Will Smith's career over? Will the Academy Ban him? What would you have liked to see Chris Rock do to retaliate? Also, Desantis vs Disney & Much More

The News is a Joke

"Bizzare ‘diet cult’ that lives without food and water caught its leader eating McDonald’s", "Venice tourists given water pistols to fire at aggressive seagulls", "People who haven't contracted COVID-19 yet have no friends, Korean doctor says", "Paralysed man communicates first words in months using brain implant: ‘I want a beer’, &  "Soccer Announcer Bravely Forgoes Euphemisms, Says 'Penis'

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Show Opens with discussion on; Chinese airliner that fell from the sky, Transgender Woman Wins NCAA Swim Title, Pete Davidson Brandishes Kim Kardashian's name on his chest, Daylight Savings Time may be permanent, What's next for Jussie Smollett? & Russia is asking for Alaska back!

The News is a Joke

"Dentist broke his patients’ teeth to make millions installing crowns, jury finds", "Swimming pools built for monkeys in Lop Buri to prevent aggression from heat", "Ex-Stripper Running For Congress In Philadelphia: 'Elect Hoes', "Glass Tumbler Found In Woman’s Urinary Bladder 4 Years After Use As Sex Toy", & "Americans can get $5 million for informing on Russian oligarchs' assets"

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Show Opens with discussions on the following Topics: Horrible Hotel Stories, Tom Brady is Back! Bob Saget's Family Legaly Block Autopsy Results from the Public, Let's Blame Putin, Kamala Harris Laughs When asked about Ukranian Refugees, US Astronaut may be left behind when Russians return to Earth, Elon Musk Challenges Vladimir Putin to a Fight, & Florida's "Don't Say Gay" Bill. What is it about Really?

The News is a Joke

"Jussie Smollet in Psych Ward", "Pete Davidson Cements the Title as "The Luckiets Man on Earth".  "Norton Announces Bill to Require Gender Equality in Crash Test Dummies", "Fan Spends $500K On Brady's 'Last Touchdown Ball' Hours Before His Return To NFL", "An Educator Read ‘I Need a New Butt!’ to Children. Then He Was Fired.", "Florida man crushed to death by bulldozer while using porta-potty, authorities say", & "New York City man rescued twice in 2 days on Arizona hikes" 

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Show Opens with discussions on such things as; Any challenges in being a stand up comedian while having a professional day job? Stand Up Comedy has survived Covid, but can it survive a war & inflation? & Japan's Killing Stone splits into two, releasing superstitions. What if any are some of your superstitions?

The News is a Joke

"Nuke-proof ‘doomsday plane’ spotted flying over Nebraska", "Germans tout return of conscription and say military service could ‘do real good’ for society", "Personal trainer dies from caffeine overdose after accidentally drinking the equivalent of 200 cups of coffee", "North Carolina woman fights to keep her 'FART' license plate", "A world champion cyclist says racing has gotten so tough that riders have taken to peeing on each other during races", & "Man gets harpoon stuck in his penis because he allegedly didn’t make his wife dinner"

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