Wake Up Late with Dougie Show

Nov 23, 2023 with Dougie Almeida & Thomas Rongen

LET ME ASK YOU

Tell me about, “Next Goal Wins.”

How cool is it to have a movie made about a moment in your life?

How you feel about Michael Fassbender being chosen to play you?

What enticed you the most to take that coaching job?

Who is your pick for the next World Cup Winner?

Tell us about the documentary they are shooting about you?

How important is Honesty when coaching?

What is up with Manchester United?

What is the Best Futbal League in the World?

Is Inter Miami getting David De Gea?

DID YOU HEAR?

USA players slam Sergiño Dest for getting two yellow cards in 30 seconds in 2-1 loss

Bryce James, LeBron James' youngest son, transfers back to Sierra Canyon in 3rd move of last 6 months

FUNNIEST HEADLINE OF THE WEEK!

Iraqi Head Seeks Arms

Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers

British Left Waffles on Falkland Islands

Enfield (London) Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide

Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors

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Nov 16, 2023 with Dougie Almeida, Dustin Chaffin & Andy Gunnin

Let Me Ask You

Dougie's Buying a home in New Braunfels TX

Have you seen the “Giant’s Door” in Oregon

New Material, Last Best New Joke, Worst New Joke

With the World on Fire, noticing tension out there?

Is it just me, or does the Tesla Cyber Truck look like something you made in shop class?

Did You Hear?

'Stand your butt up': Fistfight nearly breaks out during Senate hearing until Bernie Sanders steps in

Carjackers Who Couldn't Drive Manual Car Shot by Car Owner, Police Say

Florida woman hurls sausage at gas station cashier during heated argument, deputies say

Grubhub Driver Claims Delivering Cup Of Urine Instead Of Milkshake Was ‘An Accident’

Bull semen: Artificial insemination tanks stolen in County Tyrone

Theft of 2 million dimes from truckload of coins from US Mint leaves four facing federal charges

LET’S ASSOCIATE:

DOUGIE SAY A WORD OR PHRASE & GUEST(S) SHARE THE 1ST THING THAT COMES TO MIND WHETHER IT’S A WORD, THOUGHT OR STORY OF SIGNIFICANCE.

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Sep 28 2023 with Dougie Almeida & Gene Harding

Let Me Ask You

How far do we go back?

How was the World Series of Comedy?

Do you want to talk about adversity & how motivating it can be?

How great is it to be in this business of Comedy?

Tell me more about you latest project “Hey Doc”

DID YOU HEAR?

Florida man caught on video allegedly injecting chemical agent under neighbor's door, making family with baby sick

Gardener catches nightmarish neighbor poisoning their plants in broad daylight: ‘You need to press charges’

Florida man and woman were ‘doing stretches’ by a pool, cops say. Then came the attack

A high school band director was tased by cops at a football game after he refused orders to stop his musicians from playing

A San Francisco bakery is refusing to serve police officers because its policy does not allow guns inside the store

Lesbian speed-dating event can ban trans women

Woman loses toe inside Las Vegas Strip hotel room after she tells man $200 is ‘not enough’

LET’S ASSOCIATE:

DOUGIE SAY A WORD OR PHRASE & GUEST(S) SHARE THE 1ST THING THAT COMES TO MIND WHETHER IT’S A WORD, THOUGHT

OR STORY OF SIGNIFICANCE.

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Aug 24, 2023 with Dougie Almeida, Steve ”Mudflap” McGrew & Brian Dunkleman

Let Me Ask You

What was your most memorable “Bombing” moment?

Are you surprised that Fake Meat has been a complete failure?

Who do you think started the fires in Maui?

If you could see any band from the past perform one more time, who would it be?

Michael Jackson or Prince?

What bad habits of others piss you off the most?

If you were King for the Day, what would you do with shoplifters?

Where you Happy or Sad when the US Woman’s National Soccer Team was eliminated from the World Cup?

Did You Hear?

Hawk drops snake on woman - and both animals attack her

Armed good Samaritan shoots suspect who allegedly knocked out elderly man in restaurant bathroom

Nude 'Tour de France' banned for public indecency on several of its stages

Spain wins Women’s World Cup, celebration marred when soccer federation leader locks lips with player

Womb transplants mean pregnancy for biological men ‘in next 10 years’

‘Y’all Let Boys Do Anything’: Mom Faces Backlash on Social Media for Allowing 15-Year-Old Son to Get a Tattoo on His Birthday

Thanks For Listening!

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Aug 3, 2023 with Dougie Almeida & Sean Grant

LET ME ASK YOU

Do you believe in Aliens? If so, are we far from them landing on Earth and making contact?

I believe we aren't far from witnessing our first "Modern Day Ghost Towns".  Which of these cities do you think will be deemed our first Ever? San Francisco, Seattle, Portland, Los Angeles, or Chicago?

Would you trust being driven in a Driver Less Car?

Brony James, son of Lebron James, suffers cardiac arrest. Was it the Covid vaccine?

Does age matter when it comes to our politicians?

Where was Carlee Russell for 48 yours after she went missing after claiming to see a baby on the interstate Highway & then supposedly abducted? 

DID YOU HEAR?

Scientists Bring 46,000-Year-Old Worm Back to Life

Dennis Rodman Gets Huge Tattoo of Girlfriend Yella on His Face: 'Why Not'

Nurse fired for secret affair with patient who died during sex in hospital parking lot

Mobile meth lab found at Florida Welcome Center on I-95 south, FHP and Nassau deputies responding

Naked woman gets out of car at major Bay Area bridge, starts firing gun

Japanese Kabuki Star Ichikawa Ennosuke Indicted for Assisting Parents’ Double Suicide

Singer detained for dropping shorts on stage at festival in China’s ‘City of Rock’

Trump’s WH doc turned GOP Rep detained at Texas rodeo amid ‘chaotic’ scene

Ga. Cop Surprises Boy with PlayStation After Police Were Called on Him for Offering to Do Yardwork

LET’S ASSOCIATE:

Dougie says a Word or Phrase & our guest(s) Share the 1st thing that comes to mind. 

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July 6, 2023 with Dougie Almeida, Shelly Belly & Pauley McPaulerson

Let Me Ask You

What are some of the women I should stay away from?

Where are the best places to meet successful middle-aged woman?

What are some of your “Deal Breakers” when it comes to your man?

Ladies, if your husband let you have sex with one man, who would that man be?

In lieu of Madonna’s continued meltdowns, how hard do you think it is to be famous, but then lose it?

If a flying saucer landed in front of you and invited you in, would you go?

Are you a Fireworks Person? Need to be the one lighting them off?

Did You Hear?

Fireworks explosion kills 1, injures 9 others in Michigan

US Secret Service investigating as cocaine reportedly found in White House

Actor forbids "bigots" from watching his work after Supreme Court ruling

The mother of the 19-year-old who died on the imploded Titanic submersible says she was supposed to go on the dive, but gave her son her spot because he 'really wanted to go'

Fan throws bag of ashes at Pink during tour concert

Man stabbed with samurai sword after attacking Seattle homeowner with a pitchfork

Microscopic Louis Vuitton knockoff bag "narrow enough to pass through the eye of a needle" sells for more than $63,000

Arizona Woman sends man 159,000 texts, breaks into his home after single date

& Finally Let's Associate

Thanks for Listening 

Jun 21, 2023 with Dougie Almeida & Steve ”Mudflap” McGrew

Special Episode, "The Widower & Divorce"

Let Me Ask You

New Comedy Tour Widowed & Divorced or Divorced & Widowed?

How are you holding up?

What’s your best coping advice?

What’s your worst sexual experience? Names?

Newly being single, what is it you need to work on the most?

What are your dating Deal Breakers?

If given the choice of 2M or a Woman of your Dreams, which one do you choose?

Who is the worst Biden cabinet member, Kamala, Mayor Pete, or Mayorkas?

Did You Hear?

White House Bans Trans Influencer for Flashing Breasts at Pride Event: ‘Inappropriate and Disrespectful’

President Joe Biden Accused of Trying to Grope Eva Longoria After Joking About Knowing Her Since She Was 17 Years Old

Queer and Trans Nuns' Protest at Dodgers Pride Night, Receive Award from Team

Video emerges that reportedly shows Conor McGregor leading rape accuser into bathroom at Heat arena

A homeowner slept in his closet with a gun to confront the man who had been squatting in his house for months, reports say

She was at Dollar General in just a towel — and then it came off, Florida police say

AI finds conservative women more attractive and happier in photos

Earth's Spin Has Shifted—And Humans Are To Blame

Thanks For Listening

 

May 25, 2023 with Dougie Almeida, Brian Offenther & Slade Ham

Let Me Ask You...?

Does the rest of the world hate Americans?

Is Lizzo Sexy?

What is the worst car you have ever owned?

The NAACP & LGBTQ Warn their own to avoid traveling to Florida. It’s
not Safe!!! Do you think Florida is safe?

Did You Hear?

Critics explode over US Navy use of drag queen to solve recruiting crisis

Prolific sperm donor with over 500 children must pay $110K if he donates again,
court rules

Lottery players try to work after jackpot win in Iowa. He ‘lasted about five
minutes’.

Woman accused of drugging date in Miami, stealing $600,000 in jewelry

‘Let’s call it what it is: stupidity.’ Driver mad someone honked at him opens fire
on former officer

China fines comedy troupe $2m for joke about the military

Let's Associate

Dougie Says a Word or Phrase & Guest(s) Share the 1st Thing That Comes to Minda

Thanks For Listening 

Apr 27, 2023 with Dougie Almeida, Brandon Rainwater & Jas Gill

Let Me Ask You

Have you ever been on a plane with a crying baby?

Do you think Lizzo is Sexy?

Do you believe we landed on the moon?

When it comes to dating, what is your biggest Deal Breaker?

Have you ever been fired?

The Pentagon says there may be an alien mothership in our galaxy probing & monitoring us. Do you think aliens are friends or foes?

Do you think Artificial Intelligence will help humanity or destroy it?

Does ketchup or mustard need to go in the refrigerator?

Did You Hear?

Irate passenger goes on angry mid-air rant over crying infant, screamed he was in a 'tin can' with a baby

Parents upset over whip cream licking event at Kennewick middle school

Man woke up to find his dog had chewed his toe 'to the bone'

Video Shows Drunk Man Falling From the 19th Floor, Stands Unfazed and Sings All the Way to the Hospital

Kentucky woman wins $500,000 from birthday present lottery ticket

Leg-lengthening surgery is gaining popularity among men in US

Chinese Man Sent To Prison For Scaring 1,100 Chickens Of His Neighbour To Death: Report

Let's Asscociate

Thanks For Listening 

Apr 20, 2023 with Dougie Almeida, David Zasloff, & Jacob Nolan

Let Me Ask You

Madonna, Older Hottie or Dried up Skank?

What’s a Woman?

Have you quit drinking Bud Light and wearing Nike Sports Bras due to those companies using transwoman Dylan Mulvaney as their spokersperson?

What is or has been your best Vertical Leap?

What is your favorite Slurpy flavor?

When you fly, Window Seat or Aisle?

If you could have dinner with anyone from history, who would it be?

What does it mean to die of “Natural Causes?

Did you Hear?

‘No true words’: Mississippi police appalled, arrest woman accused of filming ‘disgusting’ sexual acts with dogs

A YouTuber was making a prank video in a Virginia mall. He said the prankee took it badly and shot him.

Man in China spends 21 hours begging on his knees for ex-lover to take him back

Dalai Lama apologizes for asking boy to suck his tongue

A Canadian woman has one month to get rid of more than 130,000 vintage chocolate bars — but is struggling to give them away before the expiration date

 Couple reportedly beheaded themselves in sacrifice with homemade guillotine.

& Let's Associate

Thank for Listening 

Mar 30, 2023 with Dougie Almeida & Tim Gaither

LET ME ASK YOU?

WHAT IS YOUR ALL TIME RECORD IN WRESTLING?

WHAT IS YOUR ALL TIME RECORD IN STREET FIGHTS?

WHAT WAS YOUR MOST MEMORABLE WRESTLING MATCH?

WHAT WAS YOUR MOST MEMORABLE STREET FIGHT?

EVER GET A BONER WRESTLING?

HAVE YOU OR DO YOU PLAN ON ATTENDING A SCHOOL BOARD MEETING?

DO YOU BELIEVE THERE’S INTELLIGENT LIFE ELSEWHERE IN THE UNIVERSE?

SHOULD TIK TOK BE BANNED IN THE UNITED STATES?

DID YOU KNOW THE SHOOTER IN NASHVILLE WAS A TRANSGENDER?

DOES JOHN FETTERMAN HAVE A BODY DOUBLE?

HOW DO YOU EAT OREO COOKIE?

DID YOU HEAR? 

Family Feud contestant charged with murdering wife joked about marriage on show

Florida Republican Will Robinson Jr. Tricked Into Reading Fake Dirty Names At Committee Meeting

Florida bill aimed at creating harsher penalties for slow left-lane drivers: 'Supposed to move over'

Florida beachgoers detail unexpected encounters with nudists

Startup says the seaweed blobbing toward Florida has a silver lining

Alien mothership lurking in our solar system could be watching us with tiny probes, Pentagon official suggests

Reddit user slams slowness of fellow air passengers after plane lands: 'Absolutely clueless'

LET'S ASSOCIATE

Dougie shares a word or expression and our guest(s) share the first thing that comes to mind

THANKS FOR LISTENING 

Mar 16, 2023 with Dougie Almeida & Dustin Chafin

Let Me Ask You....

How would you handle an open mic comic who’s heckling other comics?

Congratulations on your Dry Bar Special! Any advice to comics who are considering doing a Dry Bar Special?

How would you compare the West Coast comedy audience to the East Coast comedy audience? Prefer one over the other?

What is it like to perform in a large theater or arena?

Did you hear about Tiger Woods kicking his bitch to the curb? (1)

You find out your buddy’s wife is cheating on him. Do you tell him & if so, How?

Did you Hear?

Chris Rock’s botched Will Smith joke edited out of Netflix special

Colin Kaepernick Says His White Adoptive Parents Perpetuated Racism

Dad discovers his daughter's a stripper, refuses to make her car payments any longer: 'It's my money'

Maryland mom attacks daughter's alleged bully in middle school: Police

Federal judge heckled at Stanford says 'don't feel sorry for me,' says mob behaved like 'dogs**t'

Cruise Ship Magician gets attacked by jealous audience member

Finally, Let's Associate

Dougie shares a word or phrase and Dustin shares the first thing that comes to mind. 

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Mar 9, 2023 with Dougie Almeida, Andy Gunnin & Chris Wilson

Let Me Ask You...

Have you seen Chris Rock’s New Comedy Special?

What are your feelings on Will Smith and Jadda Pinket Smith

What is currently your biggest challenge in Comedy?

Should grade school children be present at Drag Shows?

Should schools notify parents if their children come out as gay to teachers or the school?

Did Covid come from a bat or a Chinese Lab?

Ever been on a plane & experienced SEVERE TURBULENCE?

Did you Hear?

Hershey's faces backlash over putting trans woman on candy bar wrapper for International Women’s Day

USA Powerlifting Must Allow Male Athletes to Compete against Females, Minnesota Court Rules

Elon Musk says that A.I. robots will eventually outnumber people: 'It’s not even clear what an economy means at that point'

Walmart Set to Close All Stores in Portland amid Record-Breaking Retail Theft

'Bamboozled' carjackers end up empty handed after trying to take Houston man's car at gunpoint

Laughter as Russia's Lavrov says war 'launched against us'

Florida woman calls for 'Sugar Daddy-Mommy Appreciation Day' at local board meeting

& Let's Associate 

Feb 22, 2023 with Dougie Almeida, Tim Hanlon & Matt Bellak

Dougie Welcomes the Dope City Comedy Tour Tim Hanlon & Matt Bellak

Let Me Ask You...

Do you guys miss liviing in Florida? Are you still enjoying life on the road?

What is your favorite state & worst state you've performed in? Do you guys trust Artificial Intelligence? 

RIP Richard Belzer

Did You Hear? 

Wrong-way driver crashes, blames oncoming cars for being in her way, Florida cops say

Florida Could Ban Dogs Sticking Their Heads Out of Car Windows

Florida medics suspended after ‘dead' patient found to be breathing

NASA confirms half-ton meteor crashed in South Texas

A Bizarre Study Says People Can Live in Asteroids. It's Actually a Brilliant Idea.

Lightning strikes Brazil’s iconic statue, Christ the Redeemer, its crazy pictures go viral!

Let's Associate!

Dougie shares a word or phrase and our guest share the first thought or story that comes to mind

Thanks For Listening 

Feb 1, 2023 with Dougie Almeida, Steve ”Mudflap” McGrew & Jeff Shaw

LET ME ASK YOU...

Have you seen the Tyre Nichols police beating?

What is the over under on Whoopi Goldberg apologies for 2023?

Elon Musk lost over 202B. Whats the biggest amount of money or wealth you've ever lost?

Do you have classified documents in your home?

Did you know Bill Cosby is going back on Tour?

If you could travel through time, would you go back to the past or into the future?

DID YOU HEAR?

Illegal immigrants in NYC refuse to leave taxpayer-funded hotel rooms for migrant center, 

Asteroid 2023 BU: Space rock passes closer than some satellites, Fart Seems To Erupt On 'The View' And The Question Is, Who Or What Dealt It? Caught on camera: Moment Florida cops arrest woman who allegedly shot sick husband of 50 years in hospital bed, A&W Announces 'Polarizing' Bear Mascot Will Now Wear Pants In Hilarious Troll, KC drug recovery center concerned with smell from grow operation, & Houston women who allegedly contracted STDs from janitor file lawsuit

LET'S ASSOCIATE..

Dougie shares an expression or word with his guests and they share the first thing that comes to mind! Enjoy & Thanks for Listening 

Dec 7, 2022 with Dougie Almeida & Jack Jr.

Let Me Ask You...

Should Student Loans be forgiven? Will you ever go to a Will Smith movie again?
Will the Metaverse take off?  Lebron James or Michael Jordan? Messi or Rolando? Cake or Pie? Do You have any preshow rituals? Do you like working on Cruise Ships? What is your most memorable moment in comedy? What is your most embarassing moment in comedy? & Being a Califorian, any advice on being attacked by a coyote? 

Did You Hear? 

Canelo Alvarez wants to whoop Messi after he stepped on Mexco jersey at World Cup
Adidas discussed buying the Yeezy name from Kanye West in 2018 to avoid staff being
exposed to the rapper, report says...A Texas father is raising money after his ex-girlfriend burned his house down because she was upset another woman answered his phone...Air India has ordered its cabin crew to dye their gray hair...Thai man arrested after promoting crystal meth as skin brightener on TikTok...Every monk in Thai temple defrocked after testing positive for meth...Rats blamed for eating through 1.3 million joints' worth of marijuana in India...& Dog Shoots Owner Dead After Stepping on His Shotgun—Reports

Thanks For Listening 

 

Nov 23, 2022 with Dougie Almeida, Adam Lowery & Mike Lee

Dougie welcomes Florida Comedy Club Owners & fellow comics Adam Lowery & Mike Lee

Let Me Ask You....

What’s the most challenging part of owning a comedy club?

How do you find comics to perform at your club?

How important is it for a comedy club to have a weekly open mic?

What are some of the qualities you look for in comedians to have them back?

What are your top 3 things a comic can do to never be asked back?

If you decide to NOT HIRE a comic, or have someone back, Do you Ghost Them or do you share your thoughts with them?

Have you ever kicked someone out of the club? Do you have a system of handling unruly audience members?

As of this moment, what has been the most memorable moment of your club?

Did You Hear?

Chinese ‘police station’ in NYC that spies on dissenters run by shady charity on IRS blacklist...'After School Satan Club' causes a stir at California elementary school...Goalkeeper sent off for confronting fan who allegedly urinated in his drink...Chinese man, 50, runs marathon in under 3.5 hours while smoking cigarettes...& Texas man falls to his death after dancing on top of moving 18-wheeler passing under bridge

& Let's Associate

Thanks For Listening 

Nov 2, 2022 with Dougie Almeida & Steve ”Mudflap” McGrew

Let Me Ask You...

What is it like to be such a bad ass and be able to speak your mind with no care of retaliation? 

What message do you have for those celebrities leaving Twitter?

Will attacks on politicians get better or worse?

Would you pay $20 a month to maintain a Blue Check mark on Twitter?

Who is your favorite Comedian alive or dead? 

Would you mind sharing one of your favorite moments in comedy? 

Have you ever taken Viagra or Cialis? 

Did You Hear?

'World's Dirtiest Man' dies at 94, reportedly 'not long after' his first bath in 60 years

Mondrian painting has been hanging upside down in art galleries for 75 years, art historian says

Luke Bryan responds to criticism after Gov. Ron DeSantis appears at concert

Kroger had to pay $180,000 to workers who were fired after they wouldn't wear LQBTQ+ pride symbols

A man in China was hospitalized after he ate a whole, live crab to 'take revenge for my daughter' after it pinched her

Teacher in Japan politely asks to use convenience store bathroom to jerk off, gets arrested

4 men plead guilty to conspiring to rape drugged wives after exchanging wife-sharing fantasies

Let's Associate! 

Dougie Plays Word Association with Guest! 

Thank For Listening! 

 

Oct 26, 2022 with Dougie Almeida, John Wynn & Jim Barnes

Let Me Ask You...

If you had a Superpower, What would it be? 

How could you make "Dirty Bomb" Funny?

Dr Fauci & Bill Gates, Good Guys or Bad Guys?

What bad decision did you make & what did you learn from it?

Have you ever been punched? Have you ever punched anyone? 

Have you ever been banned from or kicked out of a restaurant or club? 

Did You Hear? 

Lindsay Lohan Was Banned From A Hotel For Not Paying Her $46,350 Bill, And 16
Other Famous People Who Were Banned From Places
Kanye West Says Quentin Tarantino Ripped Off ‘Django’ Movie Idea From Him

Russian mothers are turning deadbeat fathers over to Putin and his draft.
IPhotos show the Mississippi River is so low that it's grounding barges, disrupting
the supply chain, and revealing a 19th-century shipwreck

Let's Associate! 

Dougie plays word association with today's guests! 

Thanks for Listening! 

Oct 19, 2022 with Dougie Almeida & Monique Marvez

Host Dougie Almeida & Special Guest Monique Marvez!

Let Me Ask You....

What is your favorite time of year?  What are the top 3 things you look for in a man?  What is the worst gift you ever got?  What are 2 of your top moments in comedy?  If there was one thing you could change about comedy, what would it be?

Let's Associate, Dougie puts Monique through the ole, word association game. 

Did You Hear? 

• NASA Succesfully Alters the course of an asteroid!
• Agency says BTS members will serve in South Korea’s military
• A 140-Year-Old Pair of Levi’s Was Found in a Mine Shaft. They Just Sold for Over $87,000
• I lived, dated, and had sex in a van for 4 years. Here are the answers to 6 questions people always ask me.
• Nursing homes hire a stripper to entertain their seniors in wheelchairs
• A Young Man Became Allergic to Orgasms—but There's a Happy Ending
• Man caught on video urinating on ex-wife’s grave ‘almost every morning,’ NJ reports say
• 15,000 Ukrainians decide to have a mass orgy if Russia deploys nuclear weapon

Thanks for Listening!