Wake Up Late with Dougie Show

Dec 7, 2022 with Dougie Almeida & Jack Jr.

Let Me Ask You...

Should Student Loans be forgiven? Will you ever go to a Will Smith movie again?
Will the Metaverse take off?  Lebron James or Michael Jordan? Messi or Rolando? Cake or Pie? Do You have any preshow rituals? Do you like working on Cruise Ships? What is your most memorable moment in comedy? What is your most embarassing moment in comedy? & Being a Califorian, any advice on being attacked by a coyote? 

Did You Hear? 

Canelo Alvarez wants to whoop Messi after he stepped on Mexco jersey at World Cup
Adidas discussed buying the Yeezy name from Kanye West in 2018 to avoid staff being
exposed to the rapper, report says...A Texas father is raising money after his ex-girlfriend burned his house down because she was upset another woman answered his phone...Air India has ordered its cabin crew to dye their gray hair...Thai man arrested after promoting crystal meth as skin brightener on TikTok...Every monk in Thai temple defrocked after testing positive for meth...Rats blamed for eating through 1.3 million joints' worth of marijuana in India...& Dog Shoots Owner Dead After Stepping on His Shotgun—Reports

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Nov 23, 2022 with Dougie Almeida, Adam Lowery & Mike Lee

Dougie welcomes Florida Comedy Club Owners & fellow comics Adam Lowery & Mike Lee

Let Me Ask You....

What’s the most challenging part of owning a comedy club?

How do you find comics to perform at your club?

How important is it for a comedy club to have a weekly open mic?

What are some of the qualities you look for in comedians to have them back?

What are your top 3 things a comic can do to never be asked back?

If you decide to NOT HIRE a comic, or have someone back, Do you Ghost Them or do you share your thoughts with them?

Have you ever kicked someone out of the club? Do you have a system of handling unruly audience members?

As of this moment, what has been the most memorable moment of your club?

Did You Hear?

Chinese ‘police station’ in NYC that spies on dissenters run by shady charity on IRS blacklist...'After School Satan Club' causes a stir at California elementary school...Goalkeeper sent off for confronting fan who allegedly urinated in his drink...Chinese man, 50, runs marathon in under 3.5 hours while smoking cigarettes...& Texas man falls to his death after dancing on top of moving 18-wheeler passing under bridge

& Let's Associate

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Nov 2, 2022 with Dougie Almeida & Steve ”Mudflap” McGrew

Let Me Ask You...

What is it like to be such a bad ass and be able to speak your mind with no care of retaliation? 

What message do you have for those celebrities leaving Twitter?

Will attacks on politicians get better or worse?

Would you pay $20 a month to maintain a Blue Check mark on Twitter?

Who is your favorite Comedian alive or dead? 

Would you mind sharing one of your favorite moments in comedy? 

Have you ever taken Viagra or Cialis? 

Did You Hear?

'World's Dirtiest Man' dies at 94, reportedly 'not long after' his first bath in 60 years

Mondrian painting has been hanging upside down in art galleries for 75 years, art historian says

Luke Bryan responds to criticism after Gov. Ron DeSantis appears at concert

Kroger had to pay $180,000 to workers who were fired after they wouldn't wear LQBTQ+ pride symbols

A man in China was hospitalized after he ate a whole, live crab to 'take revenge for my daughter' after it pinched her

Teacher in Japan politely asks to use convenience store bathroom to jerk off, gets arrested

4 men plead guilty to conspiring to rape drugged wives after exchanging wife-sharing fantasies

Let's Associate! 

Dougie Plays Word Association with Guest! 

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Oct 26, 2022 with Dougie Almeida, John Wynn & Jim Barnes

Let Me Ask You...

If you had a Superpower, What would it be? 

How could you make "Dirty Bomb" Funny?

Dr Fauci & Bill Gates, Good Guys or Bad Guys?

What bad decision did you make & what did you learn from it?

Have you ever been punched? Have you ever punched anyone? 

Have you ever been banned from or kicked out of a restaurant or club? 

Did You Hear? 

Lindsay Lohan Was Banned From A Hotel For Not Paying Her $46,350 Bill, And 16
Other Famous People Who Were Banned From Places
Kanye West Says Quentin Tarantino Ripped Off ‘Django’ Movie Idea From Him

Russian mothers are turning deadbeat fathers over to Putin and his draft.
IPhotos show the Mississippi River is so low that it's grounding barges, disrupting
the supply chain, and revealing a 19th-century shipwreck

Let's Associate! 

Dougie plays word association with today's guests! 

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Oct 19, 2022 with Dougie Almeida & Monique Marvez

Host Dougie Almeida & Special Guest Monique Marvez!

Let Me Ask You....

What is your favorite time of year?  What are the top 3 things you look for in a man?  What is the worst gift you ever got?  What are 2 of your top moments in comedy?  If there was one thing you could change about comedy, what would it be?

Let's Associate, Dougie puts Monique through the ole, word association game. 

Did You Hear? 

• NASA Succesfully Alters the course of an asteroid!
• Agency says BTS members will serve in South Korea’s military
• A 140-Year-Old Pair of Levi’s Was Found in a Mine Shaft. They Just Sold for Over $87,000
• I lived, dated, and had sex in a van for 4 years. Here are the answers to 6 questions people always ask me.
• Nursing homes hire a stripper to entertain their seniors in wheelchairs
• A Young Man Became Allergic to Orgasms—but There's a Happy Ending
• Man caught on video urinating on ex-wife’s grave ‘almost every morning,’ NJ reports say
• 15,000 Ukrainians decide to have a mass orgy if Russia deploys nuclear weapon

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Sep 28, 2022 with Dougie Almeida, Daniel Eachus & Dan Ellison

LET ME ASK YOU...

DO YOU THINK NASA’S DART PLAN CAN STOP AN ASTEROID FROM HITTING EARTH?

WHO WOULD YOU PUT ON THE COMEDY MOUNT RUSHMORE?

FOR YOU, WHAT IS THE BEST PART OF BEING A COMEDIAN?

WHAT IS THE WORST THING ABOUT BEING A COMEDIAN?

EVER HAVE TO WORK WITH SOMEONE YOU DON’T LIKE?

WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE COOKIE?

ON THE ROAD, WHAT ARE YOUR TOP 2-3 FAST FOOD TOLERANCES?

STARBUCKS OR DUNKIN DONUTS?

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Sep 21, 2022 with Dougie Almeida & Jeff Worley

Dougie welcomes guitarist & co-founder of the Rock Bank "Jackyl" to today's show

Let Me Ask You....

How Did Jackyl get started? Why the name "Jackyl"? What is Jackyl's song writting process? What are some of your favorite bands? Is it true one of your ancestors was a Pirate? Can a fat guy be a Rockstar? What are some of your hobbies? & What is the craziest thing that ever happened on tour? 

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Sep 14, 2022 with Dougie Almeida & Jimmy Shubert

Dougie asks Jimmy...

How is living in Florida treating you? Is living in California becoming impossible? Would you mind sharing some Sam Kinison Stories? What was your most memorable moment in comedy? After the latest launch explosion, will people still be eager to go up in the Amazon rocket?

The News is a Joke

"Cops Shut Down Diner as Owner Celebrates Queen's Death With Champagne", "Mother, son indicted for public indecency after nude walk down Atlanta Highway", "Nigeria seizes donkey penises to be smuggled to Hong Kong", "Oklahoma Inmate Forced To Listen to 'Baby Shark' on a Loop Found Dead", & "Woman says Las Vegas Metropolitan Police arrested her for being too ‘good looking’

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Aug 31, 2022 with Dougie Almeida & ”The Rev” Bob Levy

TODAY'S TOPICS 

COMEDY TALK: RECENT BEST SHOW! / CROWD WORK / FEATURING VS HEADLINER PROS & CONS / CLEAN & DIRTY

LET ME ASK YOU: BIDEN STUDENT LOAN FORGIVENESS BILL, GOOD OR BAD?

WHAT IS WORSE, SEA LEVELS RISING OR SPACE JUNK?

TODAY'S FUNNY HEADLINES 

"British firefighters rescue man with hand stuck in sofa", "Hong Kong is trialing ground-level signal lights so pedestrians can see them while browsing smartphones", "Hundreds bare it all, or just a little, during the Philly Naked Bike Ride", "AI uncovers thousands of hidden pools in France", "6-year-old ‘regularly’ given Smirnoff Ices says it helps him sleep, Ohio sheriff says", & "Man 'Chopped Off' His Own Penis While Dreaming About 'Slaughtering a Goat'

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Aug 24, 2022 with Dougie Almeida & Steve ”Mudflap” McGrew

Today's Topics

Your Thoughts on the Raid on Mara-Lago, Daughter of Puten Circle Dies in Car Bomb Inteded for her Dad, CDC Admits They May Have Been Less Than Informative, Alec Baldwin Did Pull the Trigger, Top 100 Comedy Movies of All Time, 7 Worst States to Retire In, Colorado is the Nation's Cocaine Use Capital & Finland's Prime Minister is Hot & Likes to Party!

The News is a Joke

"Florida man describes prying his head out of a 12-foot alligator's mouth as 'nothing short of a miracle', "Armless Florida man accused of stabbing tourist", "Japan’s latest alcohol advice: please drink more", "Metal-detecting stranger retrieves woman’s ring lost in sea", "Airplane part falls from sky, nearly hits man in Maine", & "White House reportedly doesn't approve of Dennis Rodman's plan to rescue Brittney Griner"

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Aug 17, 2022 with Dougie Almeida & Mike Kaplan

Today's Topics

“What is the Sluttiest Thing a Man Can Do?”, Why Do So Many Comedians’ Lives End in Tragedy? We Now Have 87K New IRS Agents Who are Armed & Dangerous . Salman Rushdie ATTACKED.  Want to See a Bear High on Rhodoendron Honey? Do You Know What A Knocker-Upper Was?

The News is a Joke

"A Royal Rumor Might Be Inspiring Straight Men to Get Pegged, and That’s Beautiful", "Rise in popularity of anal sex has led to health problems for women", "TikTok users are 'vabbing' — wearing their vaginal juices as perfume to activate their natural attraction. A scientist says that makes no sense.", "Launceston thief who scooped coins from monkey enclosure pond 'now at risk of herpes', & "Man hospitalized after giving himself a nose job, prompting YouTube to remove DIY rhinoplasty video, report says"

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Aug 3, 2022 with Dougie Almeida & John DiResta

Today's Topics

Nancy Pelosi Lands in Taiwan, Will Smith Officially Apologizes to Chris Rock & Chris Has No Response, Crime in NYC and the Victims are Treated Like the Criminals, & RIP NBA Great Bill Russell & Actress Nichelle Nichols, who played Lieutenant Nyuta Uhura in Star Trek

The News is a Joke

"Handcuffed woman dies after deputy forgets to shut patrol car door, GA officials say", "NYC woman who filed $10M lawsuit against Mafia family over son's vicious murder dies in Brooklyn car crash", "Texas man who shot a woman in the neck is killed after bullet also hits him", "Alabama Official Told Reporter Her Skirt Was Too Short To Witness An Execution", & "Veracruz woman gets her last wish: a giant penis to adorn her grave"

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July 27, 2022 with Dougie Almeida & Ahmed Ahmed

Today's Topics

Dave Chappelle cancels show in Minneapolis due to woke staff complaining, Will Comedy defeat wokeness? Tom Morello attacked on stage recently, Would you pay $4500 to see Bruce Springsteen? China makes threats should Nancy Pelosi visit Taiwan & Bystander walking the streets in China, catches baby who falls out of window. 
The News is a Joke

Trans Woman Now in Mens Prison After Impregnating 2 by Consensual Sex", "Chess-playing robot breaks boys finger at Moscow tournament", "Astronauts warned not to masturbate in space as one session can impregnate three women", "Doctors in Egypt extract mobile phone from patient’s stomach", "Woman Sues Man for $10,000 After Bad Date, Unloads on Judge During Hearing", "Man Pulls Gun on Women Who Didn't Thank Him for Holding Door Open: Police", "A racial slur was broadcast on The Weather Channel" & "Mexican scam loan apps will edit your face onto X-rated photos and send them to your family"

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Jul7 13, 2022 with Dougie Almeida & Greg Kritikos

Today's Topics

Dougie shares a hooker story from Ft Myers, Fla., Video Review of bodega owner who stabbed robber. Self Defense or Murder? If you want to own a gun in New York City, they'll have to approve you by reviewing your social media posts. Ever heard of the "Husband Stitch?" & We're about to hit 8 milliion people on Earth

The News is a Joke

"Dad ‘lived much longer than he deserved,’ son writes in searing Florida obituary", "Scientists design contraceptives to limit grey squirrels", "Could Your Old Poop Cure You of Future Diseases?", "Sea lions appear to chase panicked beach-goers in San Diego", & "Big Nose, Small heart – Shameless Russian mother ‘sells her five-day-old baby boy for $3,600 to pay for nose job’

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Jul 7, 2022 with Dougie Almeida, Joey Medina & Gabe Dorado

Today's Topics

Friends, Family & Covid, Seems some people are agains celebrating the 4th of July, US Military is having a hard time getting new recruits, Any ideas on how to improve that? Vladimir Putin says it would be discusting to see other world leaders shirtless, Who would you not want to see shirtless? & is Artificial Intelligence a danger to humanity?

The News is a Joke

"No more blasting the car radio across Florida. New law means fines for drivers jamming out", "Mom accused of flashing inmates as her kids played now faces prison time, PA judge says", "Mafia drops ban on homosexuality after discovering mob boss’ son is a fabulous drag queen", "Chilean man who was accidentally paid 330 times his salary resigns, then vanishes", "60-Person Carnival Cruise Brawl Was Ignited by Alleged Threesome: Report", "Beer Made From Recycled Toilet Water Wins Admirers in Singapore", "Mayor marries alligator in white wedding dress for ancient ritual – they even kissed", & "Scientist Warns Men’s Penises Are Shrinking And It Could Have Big Effect On Mankind’s Survival"

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Jun 29, 2022 with Dougie Almeida, Jimmy Della Valle & LA Hardy

Today's Topics

Pros & Cons of working cruise ships, What's your stage attire? Any jokes about Roe v Wade? & Watch Nancy Pelosi push daughter of newly elected AZ Congress woman.

The News is a Joke

"Naomi Osaka and LeBron’s James’ project ripped for name with explicit Swahili meaning: Not even ‘whispers’, ‘Too much mayo on a sandwich’: Subway customer kills employee, shoots woman over order", "Oklahoma man leads authorities on pursuit, found hours later hiding in cow manure", "Amazon’s Alexa could soon mimic voice of dead relatives", & "French’s unveils Canada’s next favorite summer treat: Ketchup-flavored ice pops"

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Jun 22, 2022 with Dougie Almeida & Steve ”Mudflap” McGrew

Today's Topics

President Biden just keeps falliing, his polls and off his bike, Biden's daughter's diary shares how she showered with her dad, Some Democrats are now saying they would vote for Trump over Biden, Stephen Colbert's staff get arrested for breaching the Capitol, Red Flag and how they can be taken advantage of, & Less people in the US believe in God.

The News is a Joke!

"In a pinch, you might be able to breathe through your butt", "Walking on Hot Coals: A Company Event Goes Wrong", "Feral Hogs Find and Destroy Cocaine Worth $22,000 Hidden in Woods", & "Roughly 40 percent of single Japanese men in their 20s have never been on a date, survey says"

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Jun 8, 2022 with Dougie Almeida, Mike Faverman & Joe Fernandes

Today's Topics

The importance of owning up to your mistakes, Thoughts on Gun Control, Inflation & Comics Pay, You can Unsend a message on Apple products now, Haters & what they do, & Elvis Wedding in Vegas are Back!

The News is a Joke

"Man dies searching for Frisbees in Florida lake amid alligator warnings", "Florida man and woman crash into FedEx truck during sex act", "A California woman found $36,000 cash inside the cushion of a free couch she got from a family on Craigslist", "Arrested Arizona ‘Penis Man’ claims there are more Penis Men like him", "More Asian women are having sex with white men than with Asian men, study concludes.", "Teen records Texas man groping her on flight, feds say. Now he’s going to prison", & "Strippers can apparently better forecast the market than your finance bro"

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May 25, 2022 with Dougie Almeida, Dustin Chafin & Larry Venturino

Today's Topics 

How to tell a joke relating to tragedy, Pete Davidson says goodbye to SNL, Now we have Monkey Pox, & the guys review a couple current Conspiracy Theories

The News is a Joke

"Bank refuses to pay ransom to hackers, sends dick pics instead", "PORN AGAIN I ditched my job as a priest to become a porn star at 83 – why I believe sex brings you closer to god", "Man With World's First Double Arm Transplant Shares Recovery Journey", "Caught On Camera: Zookeeper Has Finger Bitten Off By Lion After Teasing It Through Cage", & "US Woman Shocked After Being Charged $40 "For Crying" During Doctor's Visit"

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May 11, 2022 with Dougie Almeida, LA Hardy & Dean Napolitano

Todays Topics

Being a Florida Comic, Dave Chappelle Gets Tackled on Stage, Dean Shares Story of When He was Attacked by an Audience Member, Ways to Defend Yourself on Stage, & How Far Away are We From Complete Chaos? 

The News is a Joke

"A Russian reality TV show called 'I'm Not Gay' makes 8 contestants guess which is gay — and it's hosted by a right-wing politician", "NASA wants to send nudes to space in order to attract aliens", "Ulta Beauty apologizes for 'Come hang with Kate Spade' perfume promo email", "Canada Proposes Space Law to Punish Crimes Committed on Moon", "A Russian oil tycoon was found dead after reportedly being treated with toad venom to cure a hangover", "Maine close to ridding license plates of obscenities", & "Car owner who left Jeep at dealership gets sued after worker dies during oil change"

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