Wake Up Late with Dougie Show

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Aug 15, 2017 with Dougie Almeida, Peter Leonard, & Elgin David

Welcome to the Wake Up Late with Dougie Show

Join Dougie & today's co-hosts, Peter Leonard & Elgin David, as the Open the Show discussing such things as; We need to prepare for, Civil War then the Robot Wars.  Kim Jung Un seems to have flinched.  Some Marlins & Dolphins talk.  Peter introduces us to the anti aging cream, Hermetise, which uses feline excrement as its secret ingredient & the segment closes with a discussion on Open Mics.

Straight From the Headlines

"South Carolina warns citizens of 'Lizard Man' sightings during solar eclipse", "Special forces test out ‘Boba Fett’ combat helmet", "GoFundMe site launched for woman police say drowned in sand on OC beach", "Study finds massive volcano range hidden in Antarctica's ice", "Methane-Eating Bacteria Discovered Deep Beneath Antarctic Ice Sheet Could be Curbing Global Warming", & "Man Hit Brother With Bat Over Tacos"

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Aug 14, 2017 with Dougie Almeida, Ciro Dobric, & Jon Schaefer

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Join Dougie & today's co-host, Ciro Dobric, as they welcom fellow comic, Jon Schaefer, to Danger Studios & Open the Show with a discussion on this weekends events in Virginia, Dougie shares his controversial Facebook post that caused a bit of an aproar, & should the KKK & Neo-Nazis be designated "Enemies of the State"? 

Straight From the Headlines

"Drunken American beaten up after giving Nazi salute in Germany", "Police officers corral loose pig; jokes ensue", "Georgia man repeats as kale-eating champ", & "Cruise Passengers Told to Sit in the Dark for 10 Nights to Hide From Pirates"

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Aug 10, 2017 with Dougie Almeida, Jenn Hellman, & Dean Napolitano

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Join Dougie & today's co-host, Jenn Hellmann, as they welcome fellow comedian, Dean Napolitano, to Danger Studios.  Listen in as they Open the Show discussing such things as; Speaking your mind as a comic and its repercussions, new material on sensitive subjects, US vs N. Korea, getting along with friends & siblings, & kids candy & ice cream.

Straight From the Headlines

"Attempt to cheat drug test is thwarted by loud pop", "640,000 NYC warrants for unpaid summonses tossed in 1 day", "Former exec settles with matchmaking service over bad dates", "$1M bill deposit attempt leads to Iowa man's drug arrest", "Accused burglar doesn't flush toilet, leaves DNA for police", & "Killjoy New Jersey Cops Interrupt Naked Man's Interstate Pleasure Session"

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Aug 8, 2017 with Dougie Almeida, Peter Leonard, & Elgin David

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Join Dougie & today's co-hosts, Peter Leonard & Elgin David, as they Open the Show with discussions on; Fire & Fury, Big Solar Eclipse in 2 weeks, David Letterman Returning to TV With Netflix Talk Show, &  British police search for jogger who knocked woman into road

Straight From the Headlines

"Kidnapped woman gets away after abductors can't operate stick shift", "Kidnapped Model Who Was Almost Sold in Online Auction Details ‘Terrifying’ Experience", "'Adult Entertainers Kill Man Who Changed Their Flat Tire", "Man Accused Of Peeing On Family At Metallica Concert", "Gurney holding deceased person falls from van into traffic", "Cannabis company plans to turn desert town into pot paradise", & "Man Tries To Date 6 Women In One Night, They Become BFFs Instead"

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Aug 7, 2017 with Dougie Almeida & Ciro Dobric

Welcome to the Wake Up Late with Dougie Show

Join Dougie & today's co-host, Ciro Dobric, as the Open the Show discussing such things as; Dougie's weekend at Bonkerz Comedy Club in Sanford, Is it OK for a headliner to wear a t-shirt on stage?, Dougie give a thumbs up to "I'm Dying Up Here" on Showtime, & You lose all your regular friends when you become a comic.

Straight From the Headlines

"Pistol-packing bride arrested for pointing gun at groom", "NASA has a job opening for someone to defend Earth from aliens — and it pays a six-figure salary",  "Luggage Of Passengers Sprayed By Sewage Water At Nashville Airport", "Driver won't leave burning car, tells police he's a mechanic", "Man, 77, Arrested After Dousing Girlfriend, 72, In "Sex Lube", & "Arkansas Man Accused Of Sexually Assaulting Neighbors' Donkeys"

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Aug 2, 2017 with Dougie Almeida, Esther Ku, William Lewis, Cris Machado, & Chris Z

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Join Dougie & today's guest comedians, Esther Ku, Will "Rock the House" Lewis, Chris Machado, & Chris Zee, as they broadcast from Tavolino Della Notte, fresh after this week's Wise Guys Comedy Show. Dougie finally figures out how to use his portable recording device and breaks into a conversation about comedy right after everyone stuffs their faces with chicken parm & zitti. 

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Aug 1, 2017 with Dougie Almeida, Peter Leonard, & Elgin David

Welcome to the Wake Up Late with Dougie Show

Join Dougie & today's co-hosts, Peter Leonard & Elgin David, as the Open the Show discussing such things as; What the Hell is going on in the White House?,Coming this Halloween, Wake Up Late with Dougie Show performs the Wizard of OZ, Peter has a doppelganger momen, Dougie’s dog is walking now, What’s the least amount of time you ever spent working a job?

Straight From the Headlines

"Lawyer says juror might have stolen opioid evidence at trial", "Researchers shut down AI that invented its own language", "Say What Now? 72-Year-Old Man Shoots His 28-Year-Old Wife After She Complains He No Longer Satisfies Her Financially or Sexually", "Flight in Vegas delayed by naked passenger", "World’s first sex robot brothel ‘in talks’ to make 'revolutionary' business GLOBAL", "Alaskan town’s entire police department quits", & "Priests mistaken for bachelor party turned away by UK pub"

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July 31, 2017 with Dougie Almeida, Ciro Dobric, & Fasil Malik

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Join Dougie & today's co-host, Ciro Dobric, & today's guest, local comic, Fasil Malik, as the Open the Show discussing such things as; Dougie has one of his flights canceled and doesn’t know who did it, Dougie shares some of his family humour, Being passionate about Comedy, & Deadly fair ride accident reconfirms Dougie's rule of never getting on carnival rides again.

Straight From the Headlines

"Dad left daughter shoeless in desert after fight over pen", "Quarter ton of crystal meth seized from Santa Rosa storage locker", "Man Said He Robbed Fort Lauderdale Bank, Ran Naked to 'Begin His Career As a Comedian', "Americans Are Opting For Cremation Over Burial At The Highest Rate Ever", "Chinese woman undergoes plastic surgery to evade $3.7 million debt", & "Police chief: Woman used my business card to snort heroin"

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July 27, 2017 with Dougie Almeida, Brian Glowacki, & Todd Riley

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Join Dougie & Today's guests, Brian Glowacki & Todd Riley, as they Open the Show discussing such things as; using social media, favorite football teams & fantasy football, Conor McGregor vs Floyd Mayweather, & Trump's recent decision to ban transgenders from the military.

Straight From the Headlines

"Man ordered to pay $65K in child support for kid who isn’t his", "Parolee Undresses, Eats His Own Feces, Spits It At Police In Bizarre Arrest", "University professor charged with keying her neighbors' cars", "Woman arrested after topless road rage attack", "Man sentenced to 120 days in jail after pet fish cut in half", "Gator attacks homeless man taking bath in pond: 'It ate his toes', "L.A. man accused of smuggling king cobras in potato chip cans", & "Marijuana business offers weed for weeds on cleanup day"

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July 25, 2017 with Dougie Almeida, Peter Leonard, & Elgin David

Welcome to the Wake Up Late with Dougie Show

Join Dougie & today's co-hosts, Peter Leonard & Elgin David, as they Open the Show discussing such things as; Big solar eclipse is happening again, Peter wasn't a good student, he was a good cheater, the guys share some of their own cooking tips, Dougie asks, How Can We Make getting old more fun?, Dougie tries to include his wife in decision making and it backfires, & fan at Cleveland Indians game went shirtless with Swastika tattoos all over him.

Straight From the Headlines

"A last-resort ‘planet-hacking’ plan could make Earth habitable for longer - but scientists warn it could have dramatic consequences", "California man sues over denial of $5M lottery prize", "Hundreds of sheep killed after bear chases them over cliff", "Gambler drops 75 pounds to win a share of a $1 million bet", "Inflation nightclub shooting: Couple shot at nightclub to sue police", & "Skinny dipper sparks panic when beach-goers mistake her naked body for a GHOST paddling in the ocean at night"

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July 24, 2017 with Dougie Almeida, Ciro Dobric, & Ethan Moore

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Join Dougie & today's co-hosts, Ciro Dobric & Ethan Moore, as they Open the Show discussing such things as; Dougie gets a root canal and is enjoying his Percocet, Dougie notices a local comic is telling a very similar joke to his and asks the guys what they think, comics who "Talk Shit", Liev Schreiber's son dresses as Harley Quinn and some people were outraged, & Dougie claims 90% of the people he sees on the road are looking at their phones.

Straight From the Headlines

 "Group of Teens In Cocoa Record ‘Inhumane and Cruel’ Video of Man Drowning In Pond", "Man caught on video shooting tires out of AT&T truck in front of home", "Girl, 5, in tears after being fined for lemonade stand", "Woman Accused of Burying Baby Alive Outside Family's Home", "That stinks! Man seeking dropped phone falls in trash chute", & "Texas company recalls coffee with Viagra-like substance"

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July 20, 2017 with Dougie Almeida, Brett James, & Al Lubel

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Join Dougie & today's guests, comedians, Brett James & Al Lubel, as they Open The Show discussing such things as; Robots & Computers are taking our jobs, Dental hygiene, Al finds out that a Cock Ring is, Going "Full Time" in Stand Up Comedy, What it takes to make it in the business,  Getting on Late Night TV, & Al tells us about winning "Star Search"

Straight From the Headlines

"Bar Refuses Service to Women Because of Their Shorts","A man fought a bobcat on video. Then he found out it had rabies.", "Philadelphia street horrified as cockroaches invade", "Security Robot Meets Untimely Demise After Drowning On The Job", "Family gets HIV testing after catheter found in ice cream tub", & "Man threatens to pull gun over wrong taco order"

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July 18, 2017 with Dougie Almeida, Peter Leonard, & Elgin David

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Join Dougie & today's co-hosts, Peter Leonard & Elgin David, as the Open the Show discussing such things as; Doing laundry, Getting high and blowing bubbles, the guys critique local morning radio show, Tyra Banks is a horrible host for AGT, Dougie wants to host the 100k Pyramid, Dougie takes a couple Percocet & gets a bit loopy, & strippers & hookers.

Straight From the Headlines

"Dentist drill frees man's penis from wrench", "Life-sized cutout of police cruiser slows down drivers", "Horrified Surgeons Discover 27 Contact Lenses in Woman’s Eye", "Teen says tattoo covering half his face is making it hard to find work","Bodies of couple missing since 1942 likely found in glacier", "Police officer with stun gun sets naked man on fire", & "Dog pulls baby deer from water to save it from drowning"

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July 17, 2017 with Dougie Almeida & Ciro Dobric

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Join Dougie & today's co-host, Ciro Dobric, as they Open the Show discussing such things as; Game of Thrones is Back!!  Ed Sheeran (Don’t quit your day job), Arya Stark is a Bad Ass!, Pablo Francisco losses it at Sacramento Punchline, & After KOing karate black belt in Vietnam, Canadian Wing Chun artist targets Chinese MMA fighter

What You Need to Know Straight From the Headlines

Elon Musk: regulate AI to combat 'existential threat' before it's too late, Tech may replace half all low-skilled jobs in the U.S, R.Kelly Allegedly Keeping Young Women In Sex 'Cult,' Parents Claim, Flatulence forces passengers from jet, airline refutes claim, Ohio Couple More Generous Than Intended, & Oregon mom arrested for towing 3 kids in a red wagon behind her car, cops say

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July 13, 2017 with Dougie Almeida, Chris Gorges, & Ethan Moore

Welcome to the Wake Up Late with Dougie Show

Join Dougie & today's guests, fellow comedians, Chris Gorges & Ethan Moore, as they Open The Show discussing such things as;  Hosting comedy shows, competing in comedy contests, Dougie isn't Italian, Dougie shares some Penis enlargement techniques, Ethan considers running for Govenor, Dougie explains what "Hoople Heads" are, & what makes someone "Successful"

What You Need to Know

Museum finds cases of 2-century-old wine in its cellar, One of the biggest icebergs in recorded history just broke loose from Antarctica, Scientists Just Teleported an Object Into Space for the First Time, & Woman whose husband died after she banished him to the sofa has found love again with his brother

Straight From the Headlines

"Teen blasted ‘F–k Tha Police’ during slain officer’s funeral", "Mom wants apology over McDonald's slide covered in poop", "Woman nabbed for drugs demands them back, is rearrested", "No Monkeying around: Court weighs if animal owns its selfies", & "Animal rights protesters swarm Chick-fil-A store in Florida"

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July 11, 2017 with Dougie Almeida, Peter Leonard, & Davie Boyd From 5 ALIVE

Welcome to the Wake Up Late with Dougie Show

Join Dougie & today's co-host, Peter Leonard, as they welcome to Danger Studios, Davie Boyd from 5ALIVE Boy Band, who will be on America's Got Talent TONIGHT at 8pm on NBC.  Davie tells us what's it's like to be in a Boy Band.  Peter spends the whole show begging for a job with 5ALIVE.  Then Dougie & Peter offer their daughters to Davie Boyd.

What You Need To Know

4 Reasons "Nice Guys Always Finish Last", Medical Marijuana May Save Puerto Rico, Schoolboy dies after cheese from sandwich 'flicked into his mouth', & 14-year-old Texas girl electrocuted when cell phone drops in bathtub

Straight From the Headlines

"Pregnant Woman Arrested For Cupcake Battery", "Escaped elephant strolls through Wisconsin neighborhood", "Company removes beeping alarm clock in wall vent since 2004", "Monkey business: Florida man says primates swarm property", & "Man, 38, ‘kills himself by jumping 250 feet into a Hawaii volcano crater"

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July 10, 2017 with Dougie Almeida & Ciro Dobric

Welcome to the Wake Up Late with Dougie Show

Join Dougie & today's co-host, Ciro Dobric, as the Open the Show with a recap on what actually happened last Weds night at the Funky Buddha's Open Mic, between Ciro and former open mic comic, Moon Pie (That's what Dougie calls him)

In ...What You Need to Know

Vatican Cops Discover Big Ol’ Gay Orgy In Cardinal’s Apartment, Every new Volvo will have an electric motor, starting in 2019, People are now snorting chocolate to get high, & Oral sex spreading unstoppable bacteria

In ...Straight From the Headlines

"Swedish Music Festival Canceled Due To Rape Spree", "Iraqi male model brutally killed in Baghdad 'because of his good looks', "The high life? Couple weds in pot facility to back new laws", "Reporter gets vomited on during live newscast", & "Man who needed air in tires, bought lottery ticket wins $1M"

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Jul 3, 2017 with Dougie Almeida, Peter Leonard, & Ciro Dobric

Welcome to the Wake Up Late with Dougie Show

Join Dougie & today's co-hosts, Peter Leonard & Ciro Dobric, as they Open The Show discussing such things as;  One of Dougie's dogs is on her last leg & the guys discuss growing old gracefully.  Imagine if you were named Hitler.  Dougie thought Trump's Tweet wrestling CNN was hilarious.  Dougie goes off about people needing thicker skin.  Pacquiao got screwed this weekend & Dougie remanisces about roman candle battles.

What You Need to Know

A 28-Year-Old Man Turns Himself In After Killing 18 Year Old Girl in Road Rage Incident, Disneyland plans a PC makeover for its Pirates of the Caribbean attraction, Chris Christie Shuts Down New Jersey Beaches, Then Vacations On One, & NASA concept video shows how we might save Earth from rogue asteroids

Straight From the Headlines

"Morgue employee cremated by mistake while taking a nap", "Slovenian comic's parody has Merkel dancing with 'zombie' refugees", "Obama warns Americans about too much patriotism — on July 4th weekend!". "Health blogger Zhang poisons herself with agave plant after mistaking it for aloe vera", "Bikini Contest Marred When Woman Clobbers Fellow Competitor In Head With High-Heeled Shoes", & "T-Mobile Salesman Stole Sex Video From Female Customer's Phone"

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Jun 28, 2017 with Dougie Almeida, Brad Ellis, & Roy Haber

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Join Dougie & today's guests comedians, Brad Ellis & Roy Haber, as they Open the Show discussing such things as; touring the country doing comedy, don't except cheap paying gigs, not wearing suits, don't eat Arby's Beef & Cheddar while driving, hanging on the road, following great comics doing guest spots, & doing open mics.

What You Need to Know

Why one man keeps ramming his car into Ten Commandments statues on government property, 111 terminally ill patients took their own lives in first 6 months of California right-to-die law, This Dead Russian Submarine Could End Up Being an Underwater Chernobyl, & Supermassive Black Holes Observed Orbiting Each Other for Very First Time

Straight From the Headlines

"Drug raid in The Villages retirement community nets evidence of golf cart 'chop shop'", "Suspect took joyride on street sweeper, crashed and fled", "Altercation over dead raccoon prompted shooting", "German police officers expelled after public sex, group urination, and a strip tease involving a service weapon ahead of G20 summit", "Woman gives birth to child fathered by 11-year-old", & "Cops Deployed to Protect Isaan Community From Hungry Ghost"

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Jun 27, 2017 with Dougie Almeida & Peter Leonard

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Join Dougie & today's co-host, Peter Leonard, as they Open the Show discussing such things as; Man is it fucking hot, proper funeral etiquette, Say a prayer for Dougie's dog Pepper, & Dougie's back from his Check In Check Out Comedy Tour.

What You Need to Know

Ransomware virus hits computer servers across the globe, Hacking Group 'Anonymous' Claims NASA Will Announce Alien Life Soon, & A mysterious Mars-sized planet may be hiding at the edge of our solar system

Straight From the Headlines

"South Carolina mom gives birth to 14-pound son", "Man sits in jail when drywall powder is mistaken for cocaine", "20-pound live lobster found in luggage at Boston airport", "Norwegians collect money to fix penis-shaped rock formation", "Fisherman finds camera, returns it to owner", "Bodybuilding coach jailed for shooting tanning expert after his protege lost tournament when fake tan smeared", & "Bungee instructor's 'terrible English' blamed for girl leaping to death"

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