Wake Up Late with Dougie Show

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Minda’s thirsty in the New Year, Dougie cleans his pool, Dougie shares his thoughts on "The Rock” but loves the new TV Show "Titans", Dougie remember the 6 Million Dollar Man action figure, Dougie loses in another comedy contest, Minda challenges Dougie to another foot race, Tiffany Haddish Bombed in Miami, & The Good News Story of the Day! “Cyntoia Brown Granted Clemency By Tennessee Gov. Bill Haslam”

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"More than 100 praying mantises hatch on Christmas tree in Virginia home, woman says", "Swiping chicken tenders left on Alabama highway is a crime", "Phoenix police investigate after woman in coma for decade gives birth", "Massachusetts woman gets stuck 30 feet up in tree after chasing drone", "Saudi to notify women of divorce by text message", "Florida man finds out his dad helped deliver him at birth, throws pizza at him", & "Florida man denies syringes found in rectum are his"

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Special Show today.  Dougie welcomes International DJ, Brian Offenther & local comedian, Jay Risk to Danger Studios.  Listen in as they discuss such thing as; being in the Peace Corps, DJing in North Korea, Living in Mongolia, Philosophy, Making your way, Music, Owning Up, & much more.

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Show Opens with discussions on such things as; Happy New Year 2019!!...NBC New Year’s Eve Show was Horrible...Did you go to a Good or Bad New Year’s Party?...New Year’s Resolutions, why bother?...& Parkland Shooting Survivor Slams Louis C.K.: We Saw 'Our Friends and Classmates in Caskets'

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"16-Year-Old Kansas Student on Track to Graduate High School and Harvard in Same Month", "French adventurer, 71, embarks on transatlantic trip to Caribbean in huge orange barrel", 'Selfie wrist' an emerging hazard of digital age, doctor warns", "Police criticized for fake Zika-infected crystal meth warning", & World’s oldest person ever, Jeanne Calment, may have been a fraud"

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Show Opens with discussions on such things as; Dougie's wife is getting used to not decorating house for Xmas, Dougie gets luggage for Christmas & loves it, Now that Dougie's back from LA, he's thinking of moving there, Shout out to Adam Johnson for letting me use his truck & to Mike Marino for letting me stay at his place, Trump asks 7 year old if she believes in Santa? & Guy in Borgata Casino wins $1M on a $5 3 Card Poker Bet.

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• Cannabis is a big hit for Christmas gift-giving
• Naked man tears down neighbor's holiday decorations
• Goose, gull that swallowed pills in California park recovering
• Man finds a $10,000 surprise inside designer bag on subway
• Egypt's president accused of fat-shaming in obesity rant
• Attempted car thief calls police for help escaping Volvo
• Driver used chicken wings sticker to hide license plate
• 6 customers draw guns on men attempting to steal tools
• Unsuspecting victim gives burglar a car ride. 

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Show Opens with discussions on such things as; Dougie goes a bit far handling a Facebook Troll on friends post....You don't have to answer the phone or answer your door...Dougie gives some advice on what you need to be a working comic...Have you seen that woman on Facebook, who crushes beer cans with her huge boobs?...Don't be a victim...& Nick Cannon gets a response from the gay community, on his defense of Kevin Hart.

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"Two nuns admit embezzling $500,000 and spending it on gambling sprees in Las Vegas", "Moose rings Alaska home's doorbell", "Bah, Humbug: Florida neighbors scorn woman over display", "Washington woman dead from brain-eating amoeba after using neti pot filled with tap water", "Elderly Couple Arrested for Cocaine Possession on Cruise Ship", & "Kid Accidentally Brings Blow-Up Sex Doll to School Nativity" 

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Show Opens with discussions on such things as; Dougie finds himself driving in snow for the first time ever...Minda explains how to talk a "good game"...Dougie avoids potential conflict, by exhibiting patience & tolerance...Dealing with the heat in Florida...Taking Baths...Kevin Hart turns down the Oscars & says, no more apologies... & People are so easily offended today.

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"Principal bans candy canes because 'J' shape stands for Jesus", "Girl opens Christmas present she gave to boy when she dumped him in 1971", "Uranus Examiner ends publication, blaming judgmental people", & "Man yells 'there's no Santa' at Florida holiday event"

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Show Opens with discussions on such things as; Jackie’s success in comedy & how the local comedy scene is treating her…PETA is now asking us to not say such things as, “Bringing home the bacon” or “Killing two birds with one stone”…Danny loves Aldi grocery store & Dougie hates it….& Dougie shares his Rumbles Rated Fast Food Restaurants.

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"Snowball fights now legal in Colorado town after boy's quest", "Man pulls gun on Popeyes worker in condiments clash", "Woman claims she lost eye after parasite got stuck behind contact lens during shower", "Realtor draws attention to listing with sexy photos", "Florida deputies arrest registered sex offender accused of working as Santa for hire", "Florida Men — 1 Disguised in Bull Costume – Allegedly Tried to Burn Down Ex-Boyfriend’s Home With Spaghetti Sauce", & "Knickers the cow: Giant steer goes viral after being 'too big for slaughterhouse'

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Show Opens with...Dougie sharing his thoughts on having to put down his dog Pepper last week...Comics need to have strong videos to get work & to get into comedy festivals...Don’t ever go on a cruise without having a balcony...Dutch Court Rules 69-Year-Old Man Can't Legally Declare Himself 20 Years Younger...US & China 90 day Cease Fire in Trade War...Some idiots actually think the Holiday Special, "Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer", promotes bullying.

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"Man put clothes, ID on stand-in corpse in $2M scheme", "Cops seek suitor who dropped engagement ring down NYC grating", "Why do flies suddenly appear every time you open a beer?", "Who brings olive oil to Portugal? Police foil cocaine smuggler's ploy", & "Saving Clark's neck? Panic at 'Lampoon's Christmas' display"

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Show Opens with discussions on such things as; Dougie is asked, “why do you go through all the work of booking shows?’… It be nice to take a year off… Endomorphs, Ectomorphs, & Mesomorphs… Comedy & Acting…& why would anyone go hang gliding?

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“North Carolina woman given wrong lottery ticket wins $277K” & “Pennsylvania woman claims she drove on train tracks because GPS told her to go that way”

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Show Opens with discussions on such things as; best times to go live on Facebook…Open Mics & drinking…How to safely bring weed home from Colorado on a plane…& Everyone shares stories of working at a shoe store.

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“Florida family playing 'Call of Duty' have police called on them by concerned neighbors”, “Soccer: Referee banned by FA after rock, paper, scissors blunder”, “Family have 'breakdown' after DNA test reveals truth about their heritage”, “Teen's driver's license revoked in under an hour”, & “Video shows Arizona fire started with gender reveal party”

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Show Opens with discussion on such things as; The necessity of air-conditioned seats, for fat guys, here in South Florida…Dougie Unfriended someone today on Facebook for calling him a coward…Seems Dwight Howard likes transgender guys…. There’s a Christmas Tree Shortage in Florida…& the guys wonder why missionary who got killed by arrow, didn’t see the signs. 

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“Fights break out as Bank of America ATM in Texas keeps spitting out $100 bills”, “Man, 35, reportedly marries computer hologram”, “Man admits having sex with miniature horse, cops say. But he played it safe”, “Nude water park for adults set to open in Lake Louise”, & “Darts-Players let rip in flatulence row at Grand Slam of Darts”

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Show Opens with Discussion on such things as; Dougie explains our new show lineup…Theme Songs & what was so good about Steve Martin’s, “King Tut”? ... Cool people… What about a remake of Fantasy Island & Twin….& Dougie has to scrape ice of his rental car, in Colorado & almost calls Uber

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Bride reads out cheating fiancé’s racy affair text messages instead of vows at wedding”, “Couple, homeless man charged in $400K GoFundMe hoax”, “Girl's use of family 'code word' to thwart potential kidnapping draws praise from police”, “Alaska man sentenced for faking death to avoid prison term”, “Ohio woman steals more than $1,600 worth of Girl Scout cookies”, & “Man whose flatulence ended police interview pleads guilty”

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Dougie’s Back from the Bahamas & ready to rant…Here’s what the guys discussed on today’s show; Forgetting things in hotel rooms, Getting pat down by TSA, Dougie owns up to bet with Ethan, Brenda Snipes needs to go, California Fires, & Ethan’s Gig Canceled by Leftist Become a Patron Listener

Special Edition of the Wake Up Late with Dougie Show

Joining Dougie today in Danger Studios, are comedians Steve Marshall & Tiffany Barbee.  Listen in as the discuss such things as; New Jokes, Steve tells us about the time he walked 180 people at Dangerfields, Dealing with Bachelorette Parties, Regardless of ideology, good friends stay good friends, “False Outrage”, Martial Arts, & So much more….Just take a listen

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Show Opens with discussions on such things as; Importance of Videoing your sets, Never trust anyone who start off a conversation with, “People often ask me…" What should be the qualifications of teaching a comedy classes? 1.6 Billion Mega Millions Lotto tonight!!  Immigrant Caravan on its way to the US, & How would you feel if your kid came home and told you, a Drag Queen came to speak at school for career day?

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“Man ‘stoned to death’ by monkeys”, “Rugby player finishes game despite ‘smashed testicle’, “Teen forced to marry cow he had sex with”, “Belgian mechanic accidentally destroys £22m fighter jet”, & “Couple ‘used stolen brain to get high’

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Show Opens with Randy sharing his thoughts on the current status of the “Florida Comedy Scene”...The guys share some Open Mic Stories…Dougie congratulates, Canada, for being a completely Recreational Weed Smoking Country…Anthony Kiedis , from the Red Hot Chili Peppers, gives the middle finger to Chris Paul of the Houston Rockets…& Sarah Silverman says Louis C.K. masturbated in front of her with her consent.

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“Motorists stunned as metal balls roll down Seattle Street”, “Police find stolen doughnut van, share treats with homeless”, “California students 'mixed grandparent's cremated ashes into homemade cookies', “Kleenex to rebrand 'man-size' tissues after gender complaints”, “Nebraska concedes that ‘honestly, it’s not for everyone’ in new tourism tagline”, & “Workers take dive into deep doo to unclog sewer pumps”

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Show Opens with Dougie bitching about his pulled tooth, & all it comes with.  Elizabeth Warren’s DNA Test reveals she’s .000967% American Indian. Portland is Ground Zero for our next Civil War Was Jamal Khashoggi Washington Post journalist, cut into pieces by Saudi Hit Squad? Pete Davidson & Ariana Grande Break Up! So what’s next for Pete?  & #HimToo, what’s all that about”

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“Greek island of Santorini bans 'obese' tourists from riding donkeys”, “Man shot cousin over potato chips, but tried to tell different story, authorities say”, “Woman with 'emotional support squirrel' removed from plane”, “Doritos lure runaway pig 'the size of a mini horse' home”, “Pakistani martial artist cracks 243 walnuts with his head”, & “American Airlines flight diverted after passenger refuses to stop doing pull-ups on overhead compartment”

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Show Opens with discussion regarding new open mic comic in South Florida, who decides to try to take on Dougie by bad mouthing this podcast & calling Dougie a racist.  Then the guys discuss some of the things you may want to avoid when trying to make it in comedy, like making enemies with veterans of the local comedy scene. 

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“Band Performs Skit About Shooting Police During Halftime of Football Game”, “Don't microwave urine samples, Florida convenience store owner warns customers”, “Passengers refunded money after Royal Caribbean cruise turns into 3-day burlesque party at sea”, & “Mail carrier leaves mail on side of New Jersey road; quits job”

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Show Opens with discussions on such things as; Dougie gets a tooth pulled out this morning, Mayhem at the UFC Fights, & Jackie is scared of lizards.

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“Walmart shopper, 81, tried to buy Florida woman's child, 8”, “Mom arrested for allowing 10-year-old son to get tattooed”, “Pee Wee football handshake line escalates into brawl amongst angry men”, “Banksy’s painting self-destructs moments after it’s sold for $1.4M”, “Boy, 2, shreds envelope containing $1,060”, & “Rock used as doorstop is actually a meteorite worth $100K”

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Show Opens with discussions on such things as; NY Yankees wildcard win, cheating in the NFL, Doing comedy in New York City vs LA, some drama in S. Fla Comedy scene involving Fasil Malik vs the Producer of Nite Time Miami, Bad Gigs, Mike tells us about performing at Just For Laughs, benefits of attending comedy festivals, & much more

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“This gender reveal party went seriously wrong and started a huge fire”, “Jets star Isaiah Crowell wins endorsement deal after being fined by NFL for rubbing football on butt”, “Colorado bowling alley owner dies, got stuck in pinsetter”, “Vehicle catches fire after owner places incense sticks on it to pray for safety”, & “A mother has filed a federal discrimination suit because her son was cut from the high school soccer team”

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