Wake Up Late with Dougie Show

Oct 15, 2018 with Dougie Almeida & Minda

Show Opens with Dougie bitching about his pulled tooth, & all it comes with.  Elizabeth Warren’s DNA Test reveals she’s .000967% American Indian. Portland is Ground Zero for our next Civil War Was Jamal Khashoggi Washington Post journalist, cut into pieces by Saudi Hit Squad? Pete Davidson & Ariana Grande Break Up! So what’s next for Pete?  & #HimToo, what’s all that about”
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“Greek island of Santorini bans 'obese' tourists from riding donkeys”, “Man shot cousin over potato chips, but tried to tell different story, authorities say”, “Woman with 'emotional support squirrel' removed from plane”, “Doritos lure runaway pig 'the size of a mini horse' home”, “Pakistani martial artist cracks 243 walnuts with his head”, & “American Airlines flight diverted after passenger refuses to stop doing pull-ups on overhead compartment”
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Oct 9, 2018 with Dougie Almeida, Danny "The Jew" & Dan Caso

Show Opens with discussion regarding new open mic comic in South Florida, who decides to try to take on Dougie by bad mouthing this podcast & calling Dougie a racist.  Then the guys discuss some of the things you may want to avoid when trying to make it in comedy, like making enemies with veterans of the local comedy scene. 
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“Band Performs Skit About Shooting Police During Halftime of Football Game”, “Don't microwave urine samples, Florida convenience store owner warns customers”, “Passengers refunded money after Royal Caribbean cruise turns into 3-day burlesque party at sea”, & “Mail carrier leaves mail on side of New Jersey road; quits job”
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Oct 8, 2018 with Dougie Almeida, Ethan Moore, & Jackie Sanchez

Show Opens with discussions on such things as; Dougie gets a tooth pulled out this morning, Mayhem at the UFC Fights, & Jackie is scared of lizards.
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“Walmart shopper, 81, tried to buy Florida woman's child, 8”, “Mom arrested for allowing 10-year-old son to get tattooed”, “Pee Wee football handshake line escalates into brawl amongst angry men”, “Banksy’s painting self-destructs moments after it’s sold for $1.4M”, “Boy, 2, shreds envelope containing $1,060”, & “Rock used as doorstop is actually a meteorite worth $100K”
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Oct 4, 2018 with Dougie Almeida, Lenny Travis, & Mike Vecchione

Show Opens with discussions on such things as; NY Yankees wildcard win, cheating in the NFL, Doing comedy in New York City vs LA, some drama in S. Fla Comedy scene involving Fasil Malik vs the Producer of Nite Time Miami, Bad Gigs, Mike tells us about performing at Just For Laughs, benefits of attending comedy festivals, & much more
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“This gender reveal party went seriously wrong and started a huge fire”, “Jets star Isaiah Crowell wins endorsement deal after being fined by NFL for rubbing football on butt”, “Colorado bowling alley owner dies, got stuck in pinsetter”, “Vehicle catches fire after owner places incense sticks on it to pray for safety”, & “A mother has filed a federal discrimination suit because her son was cut from the high school soccer team”
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Oct 2, 2018 with Dougie Almeida, Elgin David, & Danny "The Jew"

Show Opens with discussions on such things as; Dougie’s shares some ups & downs with his comedy career, the guys think of where they’d retire, Danny tells us about the time a coconut fell on his head & Dougie once got beamed in the head by a rock, Women vs Men, & Dougie suggests single men should record their dates with woman now.
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“Dwarf goats make the party scene in Los Angeles”, “Tennessee mailman seemingly caught peeing on porch during delivery”, “Ax-throwing bar was lax about safety rules, liquor-control panel says”, “Comet resembling human skull set to pass Earth after Halloween”, “ Rock thrown at bulletproof glass hits burglar in the face”, & “Student gets half day off from school to lose weight”
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Oct 1, 2018 with Dougie Almeida, Ethan Moore, & Minda

Show Opens with discussion on such things as; Dougie congratulates Donald Trump on newly announced trade agreement with Mexico & Canada and gets blasted by Liberals on Facebook, Minda points out Trump’s main deficiency, in that he’s never actually had to work for anyone, but himself, & everyone shares their thoughts on Cardi B & her recent arrest at a strip club.
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“Classmates can't find time capsule buried 30 years ago”, “Obese couple makes three-story fall after floor collapses during sex”, “Proposal on Colorado peak leads to couple's altitude issues”, “Los Angeles has its 1st electric scooter DUI prosecution”, “Man arrested for chasing after plane at Dublin Airport”, “Boo! A Halloween display so scary that neighbor calls 911”, “Man steals from cars, falls asleep, is arrested”, & “'Body' turns out to be sex doll, police say”
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Sep 25, 2018 with Dougie Almeida, Elgin David, & Chris Priester

Show Opens with the guys telling us how their Ebony & Olive Comedy Show went at a Senior Living Center earlier in the day.  Then…In lieu of Ted Cruz & his wife, getting kicked out of a DC restaurant, by looney liberals, Dougie asks, what would you do, if that happened to you and your wife?...Chris comes out and apologizes for things he did back when he was in college, before he gets famous…& Dougie explains how things are just getting worse, when it comes to society breakdowns.
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 “$18M worth of cocaine found in bananas given to Texas prison”, “State investigating restaurant that calmed lobsters with pot”, “Cathay Pacific spells own name wrong on side of plane”, “Six Flags St. Louis offers perks for customer coffin time”, “Models With Three Breasts Walk the Runway at Milan Fashion Week”, “Emergency evacuation: Indian flyer mistakes exit door for loo”, & “Burglary suspect nabbed after getaway vehicle gets stuck in large manure pile”
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Sep 24, 2018 with Dougie Almeida, Ciro Dobric, & Ethan Moore

Show Opens with discussions on such things as; Darwinism, Miami Dolphins are 3-0, Bill Cosby only gets 4 years in prison, Iran military parade gets attacked & Dougie thinks everyone should be morally audited.
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 “Ohio bar loses liquor license when food stamps are used to buy drugs, lap dances”, “Bus driver accused of letting students drive”, “Voters approve ‘burka ban’ in Switzerland”, “Woman sues Samsung for $1.8M after cell phone gets stuck inside her vagina”, “Man, 74, found alive days after fire rips through DC senior living center”, “Florida man's nude yard work habit draws ire of neighbors”, & “Cat finds bag of 'cocaine and heroin' and brings it home”
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Sep 18, 2018 with Dougie Almeida, Elgin David, & Fasil Malik

Show Opens with Big News, Elgin is gonna be a Daddy!!  & it's a Boy!!  Dougie ask, what are things you should never buy? & Stormy Daniels claims Donald Trump was her worst lay ever.
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"St. Louis apartment with kitchen-bathroom combo creates stir", "Kentucky woman 'defecated' on deputy to resist arrest", "Driving lesson ends with car landing in a swimming pool", "Labrador dog named Lucy saves Oregon man from sex conviction", "Healdsburg High Football Team Calls It Quits After Crushing Shutout Losses", "Las Vegas museum features 24-foot bong", & "Doctors have to INVENT new tool to remove 23inch sex toy from man – after it got stuck for 24 hours"
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Sep 17, 2018 with Dougie Almeida, Ciro Dobric, & Ethan Moore

Show Opens with discussion on recent video, that shows hispanic employees of a Taco Bell, in Miami, Fla., turning away a black family, from the drive thru, cause the customers didn't speak Spanish....Hail Mary Play by the Left to derail Supreme Court Justice Kavanaugh's, Ultimate appointment, by bringing out woman from his High School days....& Dougie tells us how he got out of paying $250 for smoking weed in his hotel room.
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"Woman blows off fingers after mistaking stick of dynamite for candle", "American Airlines flight attendant told passenger to go in a bag after plane's toilets overflow", "Virginia man erects electrified fence near school bus stop to keep kids off property", "Florida thrift shop gets nearly 5 pounds of marijuana in unusual donation", "Man fined $124 for kicking seagull that ate cheeseburger", & "Connecticut restaurant owner fined over no dog pee sign"
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