Wake Up Late with Dougie Show
Comedy Podcast Hosted by Dougie Almeida! Join Dougie every Thursday as he welcomes fellow comedians & entertainers, to sit in and discuss trending topics and share funny stories from around the world.
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Thursday Sep 12, 2019
Thursday Sep 12, 2019
Show Opens with Dougie telling us about his trip to California, which included his most expensive Uber ride ever & not advancing in the Antelope Valley Comedy Fest...Jay tells us how he got his scuba diving license without knowing how to swim & Josh explains what at "Back Jack" is & how it relates to Antonio Brown
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"He Was Wounded in the El Paso Shooting and Lauded for His Bravery. Now Police Say His Heroic Story Isn't True" & "English man spends over $36G fighting speeding ticket worth $120"
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Thursday Sep 05, 2019
Thursday Sep 05, 2019
Show Opens with discussions on such things as; Hurricane Dorian & all the Stress & Prep, Gun Control...World is getting crazier & I think I'll keep my AR-15, & Hollywood Elites, resort to Blacklisting, to silence their opposition.
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"German theme park shuts down ride that looks like 'flying swastikas', "Florida woman wraps home in plastic to protect it as Hurricane Dorian approaches", "Woman Dies After Being Struck By Lightning While Jogging In Cemetery", "Florida man parks Smart car in kitchen to protect against Hurricane Dorian", "Maryland man allegedly rams truck into City Hall because city turned off his water after he didn't pay bill", "Australian vegan takes neighbors to court because she doesn't like the smell of fish being barbecued", "Canadian drunk driver drives away from court — after being sentenced not to drive"
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Monday Aug 26, 2019
Monday Aug 26, 2019
Show Opens with discussions on such things as; Dougie explains how he gets the best seats on Southwest Airlines, Randy Vega explains whey Spirit Airlines sucks, Popeye's chicken sandwich vs. Chick-Fil-A chicken sandwich, Vaping is declared dangerous, & OJ Simpson's Fantasy League Top Pick was Andrew Luck.
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"Man flees police on mobility scooter in low-speed chase as onlookers cheer 'Go old man!', "Sex robots with 'coding errors prone to 'violence and could strangle humans", "Oregon woman rescued from septic tank after being trapped in raw sewage for days", "Women steal stroller from New Jersey store — but child left behind", "An astronaut may have committed the first space crime while aboard the International Space Station", & "Driver kicks pregnant woman in stomach during fight at Chick-Fil-A"
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Monday Aug 19, 2019
Monday Aug 19, 2019
Show Opens with Josh & Nadeem, telling us how Nadeem got kicked out of their Boy Band & then how Josh tried to make up for it, by getting Nadeem a spot on a National Burger King commercial, but ended up not getting paid. Dougie loses his $200 Apple earpod charger & hears it from his wife. & Dougie reminds all his single male friends, to take an acting class, if you want to meet woman
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"Students sign petition to remove oppressive white stick figure from crosswalk signs: 'We are told by the symbol of a white man when it is OK to cross the street", "Florida man uses front-end loader to dump dirt on car his girlfriend drove, cops say", "North Carolina great-grandmother, 69, arrested at Disney World over CBD oil in her purse", "Tourists who stole sand from beach in Sardinia could face up to six years in prison", & "New York man allegedly impersonating a police officer pulls over van of detectives"
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Monday Aug 12, 2019
Monday Aug 12, 2019
Show Opens with Dougie telling us about his weekend working at the West Palm Beach Improv and opening for one of the biggest douche bags in comedy, Rick Gutierrez. Then Dougie introduces us to his guest Phil Schoen, one of this country's top soccer play-by-play guys. Phil shares his journey on becoming a sports broadcaster & the guys discuss, what it will take, for the US Woman's National Soccer team, to get equal pay.
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"Chase Bank forgives all credit card debt for Canadian customers", "Bronx Doctors Say Man Discovered With ‘Exceedingly Rare’ Condition, His Penis Is Turning Into Bone", "'Vaginal steaming leaves woman with second-degree burn: report", "Naked Florida bicyclist stole underwear from sex shop, cops allege", & "Fugitive's receding hair mocked on Facebook, spurring warning from police
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Thursday Aug 08, 2019
Thursday Aug 08, 2019
Show Opens with discussions on such things as; Ethan is back from his trip to Asia, Guns or no guns, People & politics, Political boycotting, Being single, Boner pills, & Being honest.
Straight From the Headlines
"Man allegedly tries to rob bank in Cleveland, gets caught after leaving a note with his name, address", "Florida man said he smoked THC 'because Jesus was returning,' cops say", "Louisiana woman says meth found hidden inside body part is not hers: police", "Woman Puts Octopus On Face, Ends Up In Hospital", "Half-digested toothbrush surgically removed 20 years after being swallowed", "5-Year-Old Boy Tells 911 He Wants Pizza, Cops Oblige", "Staring at seagulls can stop them stealing food, research shows", & "Cambodian man collecting bat droppings survives being wedged between rocks for 4 days"
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Monday Aug 05, 2019
Monday Aug 05, 2019
Show Opens with Dougie welcoming G-Man back to Florida Comedy Scene, G-Man has some questions for Dougie, Richy is glad he changed his name from Richy Lala, Dougie explains how he got the nickname "Dangerous" & much more.
Straight From the Headlines
‘It snuck up on us’: Scientists stunned by ‘city-killer’ asteroid that just missed Earth", "Woman accused of urinating on potatoes at Walmart turns herself in", "Texas man checks missile launcher in luggage, still caught his flight, TSA says", "Vatican cops bust drug-fueled gay orgy at home of cardinal’s aide", "Sony to sell 'air conditioner shirts as soon as next year", "Scientists create fabric that smells better the more you sweat", & "Brazil gang leader dresses up as daughter in jail escape bid"
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Wednesday Jul 24, 2019
Wednesday Jul 24, 2019
Show Opens with Jim busting Dougie's balls about Dougie calling his wife, "Wifey"...Lori was a Tom Boy & a decent surfer....& everyone is excited about "Crank Yankers" is coming back!!
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"A Passenger Was Fined $105,000 and Banned for Life for 'Extremely Disruptive Behavior on an Airplane", "Man, 65, made fake bomb threat to get date with flight attendant", "Wild horse kicks swimsuit-clad tourist in the groin at Maryland beach", "Bad driving leads to $140 million drug bust in Sydney", "Colombian caught in Spain with cocaine under toupee", "The longest toilet break? Belgian sits for five days in bid for record", & "Florida Man Cuts Off His Wife’s Lover’s Penis with Scissors and Flees
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Monday Jul 22, 2019
Monday Jul 22, 2019
Show Opens with discussions on such things as; Weather Men & Woman love using the expression, "Temperature Feels Like"...Jen uses Planet Fitness in lieu of hotel, when on the road...Some education on Herpes & HPV...Recent Study: 4 Out Of 10 Adults Regret Their Life Choices...Dougie is worried about his first prostate exam...& What makes a person Racist?
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"Devon girl 'really upset' after seagull snatches Gizmo the chihuahua from garden", "A New Jersey cop overdosed on heroin in a patrol car while on duty. He was fired", "Transgender weightlifter wins two gold medals in women's competition", "California city set to ban gendered words like 'manhole' and 'manpower', & "Five guys arrested for fighting at Five Guys burgers in Florida"
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Saturday Jul 13, 2019
Saturday Jul 13, 2019
FROM THE ROAD
Dougie broadcasts from his hotel room in Medford, Oregon, during his NW Run, with fellow comedian, Marc Yaffee. Show Opens with discussions on; Dougie takes advantage of Dutch Coffees Free Cup of Coffee offer for 1st timers, Pros & Cons of doing comedy at a Casino, & it's a bad day to be a "Pedophile", Art Kelly arrested on 13 count indictment & Jeffrey Epstein, has his own island with a bizarre, Sex Temple on it.
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"Hundreds of blindfolded goats airdropped into mountain range", "California asks US to end plan to drop rat poison on islands", "A Missouri suspect was hiding from police. A loud fart gave him away", "Half a million sign up to raid Area 51 and 'see them aliens', "Woman 'hurls snake at driver' in alleged car-jacking caught on camera in South Carolina", "Woman 'boards airport conveyor belt, apparently thinking it'll take her to plane", "Mom Charged After Driving With Kids Inside Inflatable Pool On Roof", & "Texas Child Lived In Home With Grandma’s Corpse For 3 Years, Mother Arrested"
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