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Morning radio show hosted by Dougie Almeida & his various co-host, Elgin David, Ethan Moore, Jackie Sanchez, Randy Vega, & Minda

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Show Opens with discussions on such things as; Notre Dame Cathedral is burning down, Tiger Woods Wins The Masters & considered Best Comeback in recent history, Trump considers sending immigrants to sanctuary cities & Cher doesn't like that idea, & A White Restaurateur Advertised ‘Clean’ Chinese Food. Chinese-Americans Had Something to Say About It.

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"Ian Cognito: Comedian dies on-stage in Bicester", "Man sues parents over his massive pornography collection", "Texas woman allegedly attacks husband after getting silence when she asked if she's pretty", "Chaos at Walmart as woman performs karate, son exposes himself, dog steals food", "Mississippi community left confused after bowls of mashed potatoes mysteriously keep appearing", "3 naked women at rest stop lead deputies on chase in Florida", "Woman on 'most wanted list' who taunted police on Facebook arrested after accidentally revealing location", "Dog is rescued after its found swimming 135 MILES out at sea: Oil rig workers pluck pooch from Gulf of Thailand - and have no idea how it got there", & "Police: Pair made laxative cookies for striking workers"

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Show Opens with discussions on such things as; Fast Food Favorites, Dougie visited a fake acting agency, Attorney General Barr says, "There was some spying", Congresswoman Ilham Omar, calls Steve Miller a "White Nationalist" & he's Jewish, & Julian Assange gets arrested today.

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"She went to the hospital for an infection. Doctors found four bees living in her eye, eating her tears", "Suspected rhino poacher trampled by elephant, eaten by lions, South Africa park officials say", "Texas man drowns while mowing lawn near river", "Girl falls 26 floors, gets up and walks away", "Woman steals electric scooter from Walmart, drives it to Waffle House to get coffee", "Canadian family drives home from Florida with dead body to avoid US health care costs", "'Burglary suspect' triggering emergency call was Roomba trapped in bathroom", "Mistrial declared for man who snapped $4.5M statue's thumb", & "Swiss government says coffee 'not essential', stockpiling to end"

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Show Opens with another sound system SNAFU...Pardon the variances of sound levels.  Sound software had a mind of its own...Eventually Dougie & Jenn discussed; Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez uses her black voice while speaking to a predominantly black audience, What’s wrong with kids today? & What Makes a Headliner?

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"San Francisco suburb says 'Yabba Dabba Don't' to Flintstones house, owner fighting back", "Creepy cargo: Philippines seizes 757 tarantulas from Poland", "Man performs naked dance to calm angry pheasant", "Cops: Pals Took Turns Shooting Each Other", & "Florida man freed from jail, immediately breaks into cars in jail parking lot"

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Show Opens with discussions on; Jackie's Win at Ultimate Miami...Being likable...Dougie visits an Asian Massage Parlor...Jenn admits to being bi...handshakes & hugs...Joe Biden explains why he's creepy...& Appropriate & In appropriate touching.

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"Police: Man Choked Cashier For Bagging Groceries Wrong", "Lithuanian man flies alone on commercial plane to Italy", "In Sweden, naked policeman arrests fugitive in sauna", "2 cars spend over an hour fighting for parking spot in Los Angeles, viral video shows", "Woman calls police after husband brings home ‘wrong type of chicken,’ cops say", & "California shoplifter stuffs chain saw down his pants"

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Show Opens with discussions on; April Fools Day Pranks & who still does them...Congrats to Jackie Sanchez Winner Ultimate Miami...Dougie wonders what he'll do while his wife in in Japan for the next 13 days?...& Joe Biden gets called out for being a "Creep" again.

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"Ukraine comedian leads presidential election, runoff likely", "Flatulence in the workplace is not a form of bullying, Australian appeals court rules", "Mystery of plastic Garfield novelty phones washing up along French coast solved after 30 years", "Woman claims rare allergy to water causes ‘painful’ rash to form on her body: 'It's mind-blowing', "Mexican police nab man who tried to rob bank with loader", "Florida man arrested after his surveillance cameras recorded him dealing drugs", "Florida woman jailed for calling 911 because her boyfriend wasn't being nice", & "Bestiality finally outlawed in Kentucky"

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Show Opens with discussions on such things as; Dude who beat up old lady in subway, has been arrested.  Why didn’t anyone help her? Cardi B admits to drugging and ripping off her customers when she stripped/hooked.  Jussie Smollet Charges Dropped & seems Obamas may have intervened & Jordan Peele: 'I Don’t See Myself Casting A White Dude As The Lead'

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"Employee sues boss for $1.2 million, calls farting 'a form of bullying', "UK prison guards smell a rat and find rodents stuffed with drugs", "Galatasaray youngster draws praise for intentionally missing penalty after being wrongly awarded it", "Full ride: Man allegedly steals snack truck, eats nothing", "New Yorker's not amused by man who sliced bagels like bread", "Lawsuit says TGI Fridays potato skins contain no potato skins", "Florida man faked robbery to get out of work", "Florida homeless man calls cops to report he paid for sex -- but got scammed, police say", & "Police: Man tried to hide alcohol on breath with body spray"

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Show Opens with discussion on..."No Collusion...No Obstruction!! The Mueller Report is out and Democrats are left holding the shit stick!!  Who's meaner, Trump followers or Democrats?...Someone owes Dougie a case of Stella!

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"Jelly Belly creator introduces CPD-infused jelly beans", "Man uses nude mannequins to send message to 'nosy' neighbor", "1 in 5 office mugs contain fecal matter - and it's probably not your own", "Misophonia: When Life's Noises Drive You Mad", "An 'extreme stalker' has a Utah family's home under siege", "British Airways plane lands in Scotland, not Germany", "Philly chilly in September, so nude bike ride set for August", & "Rude Scottish words added to Oxford English Dictionary"

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Show Opens with discussions on such things as: last night's show at Tavolinos and dealing with hecklers, bad photos on stage, bad comedy condos, comics dating comics, Balancing comedy & family, & challenges of being a road comic

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"Germany: Crematorium goes up in flames, bodies survive", "Six men in court after 'stripping off and throwing POO at each other on a train', "Woman runs over cop's foot at Daytona Beach strip club, crashes near Bike Week, police say", "Taco Bell hot sauce saves man from being hit by car", "Ohio man lashes out at judge over sentence, gets longer sentence", &  "Woman, 104, arrested at care home by police to fulfill bucket list wish"

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Show Opens with discussions on such things as; Delusional Comics, Political Correctness, 10 Year Rule in Comedy, Bringer Shows, & Let's hear it for the Australian Senator, who bitch slapped the young kid, who smashed an egg on his head

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"Billionaire diamond trader dies during penis enhancement procedure, reports say", "New York woman 'sucked into parents' grave' suing cemetery", "Australian man blocks bow and arrow attack with his phone: police", "Germany: Drunk passenger demands high-speed train slow down", "T-shirt gun used to launch contraband into Oklahoma prison", "Florida man finds bright green iguana in toilet, calls 911", "North Carolina thrift show sells 'haunted' furniture for $1K", & "Court: Middle finger protected by the constitution"

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WE APOLOGIZE FOR SOUND QUALITY ON THIS EPISODE. BOARD SHORTED OUT AND MIC FROM CAMERA RECORDED EPISODE.

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Special Edition! From the Road! Dougie Almeida broadcasts from the Comedy Condo in Little Rock, AR.  Along with fellow comedians, Danny Keaton & JJ Starr.  Listen in as they discuss everything from ghosts to old TV Series. 

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Show Opens with discussions on such things as; Robot Brewing Open Mic, one of the Best in the Country, Stormy Daniels is now doing stand up comedy & we wonder what her merchandise will be, & Walmart eliminates the position of, "Greeter"

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"Statue vandals seem to have mistaken WWII hero for Confederate Gen. Robert E. Lee, museum officials say", "Wyoming district will open 1-student school next fall", "Some airlines have seat-back cameras: Here's what you need to know", "California woman with surname 'Meth' sentenced for supplying meth that killed inmate", "Tennessee man accused of dipping testicles in customer's salsa", "2 arrested in buffet brawl over crab legs", & "Wisconsin man in panda suit sparks 911 call by neighbor who reported 'a big teddy bear"

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Show Opens with Discussions on such things as; Robert Kraft gets caught in Asian Massage Parlor & Dougie shares some of his wisdom on the subject & Male track athletes, that are transgender, are beating girls all over their state. Fare or Not?

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"Burglar crashes car into Oklahoma adult novelty store", "Home investor finds staircase booby-trapped with a knife", "Naked man saved after fire started in ‘brothel’ above ‘Simply Delicious’ takeaway", "Man punches his lawyer in the face seconds after being jailed for pistol-whipping his girlfriend", "Police walking drunk pensioner find huge cannabis farm in her loft", & "California man accused of DUI drove car with anti-DUI sign"

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Show Opens with discussions on such things as; Dougie is asked to not drop any "F Bombs" during a show and can't stop dropping them....Jusse Smolet turns himself in...& an American woman who left US to marry ISIS fighter, wants to come back home & US Says, "NO"

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"Beer from 1886 shipwreck may yield new brew", "Two similar-looking baseball players take DNA tests to find out if they're related", "Why do zebras have stripes? Perhaps to dazzle away flies", "Police: Man says he stole Pepsi truck to get to the airport" & "Dog shoots man: German court rules owner not fit for license"

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Show Opens with discussions on such things as; Dougie re-names Sean Mullins, Sean Marriott, for all the open mic rooms he's opening...Congrats to Elgin David & the birth of his son Xander....Dougie has a waiter throw away half his steak instead of packing it to go...& Looks like Jussie Smollett is going to spend time in jail.

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"Florida sixth-grader arrested after dispute over Pledge of Allegiance", "Husband accidentally runs over wife on Valentine's Day, killing her", "Manhattan ATMs are absolutely riddled with bacteria", "In Florida, another doorbell licker's spotted on camera", "Nightmare: Man's car stolen while he's asleep in back seat", &"Woman mistakes dynamite for candle"

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Show Opens with discussions of Valentine's Day.  Best ones, worst ones, best gifts on VD Day, worst gifts on VD Day & Dougie had a girl break up with him on VD Day, find out how he dealt with it so well. 

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"Florida man arrested after throwing burrito at girlfriend during argument: police", "New Jersey woman accused of burglary flips bird in mugshot", "Woman finds tiger in house, tells dispatch: 'I'm not lying', "Michigan man dies after falling into tank of sulfuric acid", "Motorcycle passenger spotted shaving legs while in traffic", & "Troopers: Teen arrested for taking control of Alaska flight

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Show Opens with discussions on such things as; Ethan enjoys getting his guy friends in woman’s clothes & Dougie thinks he could be a hotter woman than Ethan…Dougie has a “Broken Ass”…New Open Mic on Sunday in Ft Lauderdale at 00 Saloon…Drake’s mic gets cut out while dissing the Grammy’s…. We can get rid of most Award Shows… None Dare Call It a Hoax: The Jussie Smollett Saga Continues…& Would you want to be on the El Chapo Jury?

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"Indonesia police apologize for using snake in Papua interrogation" & 'Sex basement' among amenities in upscale home for sale in Philadelphia suburb"

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Show Opens with discussions on such things as; Pants, Khakis, & hems...Dan & Minda wonder what kinda baby they'd have together...Black Face & judging others from decades ago...& Promoting Shows

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"Man strikes Mr. Miyagi 'Karate Kid' pose before stealing purse", "Men who smoke marijuana have higher sperm count, Harvard study says", "Video resurfaces of Joy Behar saying she dressed as 'beautiful African woman', "Arizona nurse pleads not guilty to raping disabled woman who gave birth", "Canadian man with unusual last name gets ‘Assman’ license plate request denied", "Canadian woman writes own obituary, says she has ‘smoking hot body she always wanted’ after being cremated", & "Runner chokes mountain lion to death"

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 Show Opens with discussions on such things as; Dougie brushes his pool...benefits of being on AGT...how to handle a bad set...Responsibilities of hosting a comedy show...Calling an audible on stage & Headliners who make requests of their opening acts.

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"Florida woman arrested for beating boyfriend with frozen pork chop", "Drunken naked US sailor found in Japanese couple’s home early in the morning", "Memories made of this: USB stick found in frozen seal poo", "College student finds man in closet wearing her clothes", "Tennessee man died of meth overdose before being eaten by bear at national park: autopsy", "Pro athlete, 18, swallows toothpick in sandwich and nearly dies, officials say", & "South Carolina man reportedly fakes own kidnapping for $130"

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Show Opens with discussions on such things as; Shifting Stories & Question arise regarding 'Empire' Actor Jussie Smollett, claims of being attack by Trump Supporters...Can we believe what people say anymore?...Get along or don’...& Who will be your true friends 10 years from now?

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"FBI investigating underground tunnel possibly leading to Pembroke Pines bank", "Woman rages after being seated next to ‘big’ passengers on United Airlines plane: ‘I eat salad, okay?’, "Thief has fatal heart attack while attempting to mug an evangelical pastor", "Fertility: Eating NUTS boosts sperm quality, according to new research", "Would-Be Bank Robber Rips Up Note After Getting Cold Feet", & "Corrections Officer Charged With Masturbating At Florida Dollar General Store"

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Show Opens with discussion on such things as: Dougie's 9.5 hour drive home from South Carolina took 13.5 hours, why?....Simple Pleasures...& Responsibility & Accountability.

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"Florida woman drops pants, licks man, dances naked in Waffle House parking lot", "Family kicked off American Airlines flight after passengers complain about body odor", "Silicon Valley landlord rents $1,500 studio to 2 cats", "Three-year-old boy lost in woods 'hung out with bear' for two days", "Ohio Woman Brings Backpack Full of Drugs to Court Hearing on Drug Possession", "Florida man learns hard way he stole laxatives, not opioids", & "Florida drug-screening K-9 overdoses while searching cruise passengers"

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