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Jan 17, 2017 with Dougie Almeida & Elgin David

Welcome to the Wake Up Late with Dougie Show

Join Dougie & today's co-host, Elgin David, as the Open the Show discussing such things as;  arguments here on the show, local comic, Jordan Garnett here's from Haters after Dallas Cowboy loss, & Dougie gets the Marriott to house comics for Wise Guys Comedy Shows.

Segment Two

Pentagon successfully tests micro-drone swarm, Putin Says Accusations in Trump Dossier Are ‘Clearly Fake’, & Incredible plans unveiled for world's first 'floating city' in the middle of the Pacific Ocean

Straight From the Headlines

"First Drive-Thru Rage Arrest Of 2017 Comes Courtesy Of A McDonald's In Florida", "Sexual assault question part of math homework assignment", "Airline Debuts Female-Only Seating to Combat In-Flight Sex Attacks", & "Masseuse, 70, Busted After Offering To Lend Undercover Cop A Hand (For $60)"

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Jan 16, 2017 with Dougie Almeida, Talia Brahms, & Jon Levine

Welcome to the Wake Up Late with Dougie Show

Join Dougie & today's co-hosts, Talia Brahms & Jon Levine, as they Open the Show wishing everyone a Happy Martin Luther Kind Day!! Dougie asks, do you think one way to have Peace in the Middle East, is for US & Russia to be friends?  & Dougie & Jon argue over questions asked of Martin Luther King Jr. III by the press after meeting with Donald Trump. 

Segment Two

Ringling Bros. decides to close their tents, F.B.I. Arrests Wife of Killer in Orlando Mass Shooting, Teen to Reunite With Birth Parents After Allegedly Being Abducted By Woman She Thought Was Her Mom, & Stark Inequality: Oxfam Says 8 Men as Rich as Half the World

Straight From the Headlines

"Mother says she’s done having children after giving birth to 14-pound baby", "Taco Bell is going national with fried chicken taco shell", "Man Accused Of Repeatedly Sexually Assaulting Pit Bull", "Man With Mom's Name Tattooed On Chest Is Arrested For Battering Her", & "San Francisco man returns 100-year overdue library book"

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Jan 11, 2017 with Dougie Almeida, Peter Leonard, & Ethan Moore

Welcome to the Wake Up Late with Dougie Show

Join Dougie & today's co-hosts, Peter Leonard & Ethan Moore, as they Open the Show discussing such things as; the use of the expressions, "No worries" & "My bad", Drug addiction, & Dougie shares some challenges of booking a room.

Segment Two

The guys focus on;  Phil Simms Farted On Camera During Steelers-Dolphins Game, 17 arrested in Kim Kardashian’s Jewel hiest,  Congressional Black Caucus to Re-Hang Anti-Cop ‘Police as Pigs’ Painting in Capital Citing ‘Constitution’, & California's Famed Giant Sequoia Destroyed by Heavy Flooding

Straight From the Headlines

"Sheriff: Misdirected text invites deputy to meth delivery", "Two animals from totally different species found having sex by scientists", "Prankster behind 'Hollyweed' sign surrenders to Los Angeles police", "Cops: Woman, 61, Clobbered Hubby For Sex Refusal", & "Woman, 32, Arrested For Distributing Naked Photos Of Her Ex-Husband"

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Jan 9, 2017 with Dougie Almeida, Talia Brahms, & Jon Levine

Welcome to the Wake Up Late with Dougie Show

Join Dougie & today's co-hosts, Talia Brahms & Jon Levine, as they Open the Show discussing such things as; Living in the cold, what's your favorite beer, Dougie can understand why comics commit suicide, & in lieu of last week's shooting at Hollywood/Ft Lauderdale Airport, Dougie asks, "What would you do if you were behind the guy when he pulls out his gun?

Segment Two

Meryl Streep's Golden Globes speech sparks outrage among MMA fans, & Bruce Buffer: Amanda Nunes is ‘like Chuck Liddell with a clitoris’, Ronda Rousey needs a new camp

Straight From the Headlines

"85-year-old Texas man helps pull 2 women from burning car", "Annual No Pants Subway Ride hits cities around the world", "Woman drives into river to avoid cops, boozes as car floats", "Naked woman who stole deputy's truck in custody after chase", "Police: Texas man caught with cocaine hidden under belly fat", & "Deputies mistake kitty litter for meth; after 3 days in jail, suspect cleared"

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Jan 4, 2017 with Dougie Almeida, Peter Leonard, & Elgin David

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Join Dougie & today's co-hosts, Peter Leonard & Elgin David, as they Open the Show with discussions on the movie "Rouge One", people in Florida keep driving into canals, the guys remember the Movie & TV show, "MASH", & what do you think of the new "Celebrity Apprentice"

Segment Two

The guys choose their Top 3 Dead Pool Celebrities, Julian Assange claims the Russians had nothing to do with the hack, & Bengals’ Pacman Jones accused of head-butting cops, spitting

Straight From the Headlines

"Akron home sells for $1 under Ohio's new public auction law", "Surgical forceps removed from Vietnamese man after 18 years", "Crack dealer prisoner posts videos and photos on Instagram of wild Christmas party with inmates in Santa hats", "Semen syringe squirter arrested after reign of terror at US malls" & "Teen Had Loaded Revolver In Her Vagina"

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Jan 3, 2017 with Dougie Almeida, Ciro Dobric, & Ethan Moore

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Join Dougie & today's guests comedians, Ciro Dobic & Ethan Moore.  Listen in as they Open the Show discussing such things as; Top 10 Comedy Movies, Ethan explains what happened between Fasil Malik & John Gregory and accusations of joke stealing & Cryptomnesia,

Segment Two

Ciro & Ethan had their own similiar joke issue, Rhonda Rousey Gets Knocked the Fuck Out Again, Carrie Fisher & Debbie Reynolds Die 1 Day Apart, &  Mariah Carey's New Year's Eve Performance Drama

Straight From the Headlines

"Dog named Scarface attacks Fla. family for dressing it in sweater", "Finland just launched an experiment giving 2,000 people free money until 2019", "Man alleges ageism after getting banned from Starbucks for asking teen barista on date", "Twins delivered minutes apart have different birth years", "Oregon court reverses DUI conviction of wheelchair user",  & "Canadian man punches cougar attacking dog near fast food store"

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Dec 27, 2016 with Dougie Almeida & Peter Leonard

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Join Dougie & today's co-host, Peter Leonard, as they Open the Show with discussions on; Elgin calls in sick to show, Dougie gives a big Thumbs Down on the movie, "Office Christmas Party", Life Expectancy has gown down for the first time in decades, & Dougie is unmotivated on vacation. 

Segment Two

Korean Air to get tough on unruly passengers with stun guns & male flight attendants, Taiwan tells school to apologize to Israel over Nazi uniforms, & Beauty Pageant Contestant Facing Charges

Straight From the Headlines

"Cops Called To Break Up Fight Between Denny's Workers Over A Hard-Boiled Egg", "Porn Actress Pleads In Teen Sex Party Case", "Landlord Recorded Having Sex In Tenants's Bed Now Free On Bond Following Arrest", & "Brooklyn Woman Charged With Mail Theft After Allegedly Using Stolen Gift Card to Buy Sex Toys"

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Dec 26, 2016 with Dougie Almeida & Jon Levine

Welcome to the Wake Up Late with Dougie Show

Join Dougie & today's co-host, Jon Levine as they Open the Show with a discussions on; Religion & Aliens, their recent golf outing, Christmas coming and going, & New Year's resolution. 

Segment Two

George Michael Dead at 53, Dougie calls gay man who got kicked off Jet Blue flight for accosting Ivanka Trump a hypocrit & Jon disagrees, Kremlin plays down possibility of terror attack in Russian plane crash, & Drexel professor draws ire after posting 'White Genocide' tweet on Christmas

Straight From the Headlines

"Sri Lanka claims world's tallest artificial Christmas tree", "Russian man drives into airport, says he did it for love", "About 70 employees get sick after health department party", & "'Whatever' claims title as most annoying word in US poll"

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Dec 21, 2016 with Dougie Almeida & Elgin David

Welcome to the Wake Up Late with Dougie Show

Join Dougie & today's co-host, Elgin David, as they Open the Show with some thoughts on last nights "Improv Holiday Pary".  As well as, Akward Moments, to shake, fist bump, hug?? & Elgin is all excited about "Mario Run" & Dougie abandons his home in Clash of the Clans.

Segment Two

Richard Marx Subdues Crazed Passenger on His Flight — While Wife Daisy Fuentes Documents the Drama, Florida Uber Driver Shoots, Kills Armed Would-Be Robber, Man wins OK to wear goat horns in driver's license photo, A&E Set To Debut KKK Docu-Series Soon, & Tech companies ‘profit from ISIS,’ allege families of Orlando shooting victims in federal lawsuit

Straight From the Headlines

"Indiana community lifts 60-year-old ban on pinball", "With 'Ditto' in lights, family concedes to next-door display", "Uber blames glitch for Philadelphia woman's $28,639 charge", "San Diego Chargers officials investigating viral video showing sexual act on field" & "An ancient vial of 'miracle' blood failed to liquefy, and that's a bad omen for 2017"

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Dec 20, 2016 with Dougie Almeida, Talia Brahms, & Jon Levine

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Join Dougie & today's co-hosts, Talia Brahms & Jon Levine, as they Open the Show discussing sweating uncontrollably, getting used to dry heat when being up North in the snow, & Dougie feels there's no need to save your receipts anymore.

Segment Two

Zsa Zsa Gabor Dies at 99,  1 dead, 5 injured after tree falls on wedding party, &

Police broke into a car to save a ‘frozen’ elderly woman — only to realize it was a mannequin

Straight From the Headlines

"Court order can't stop stray golf balls from hitting home", "UPS delivers assault rifle instead of toy for Christmas gift", "Woman stole baby Jesus, told hospital it was neglected", "Man finds 2 pounds of heroin in car seized by Ohio police", "Resident chases Christmas thieves with metal pipe", "Man robs bank with note written on rehab discharge papers", "Women sue groom, Event Company after being hit by drone" & "Inflatable doll 'gift' to minister sparks anger in Chile"

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Dec 14, 2016 with Dougie Almeida, Peter Leonard, Kyle Grooms, & Soo Ra

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Join Dougie & today's co-host, Peter Leonard, as they welcome to Danger Studios, comedians Kyle Grooms & Soo Ra.  Listen in as they discuss; comedy condos, being on the road, free breakfast, playing in the snow, & Korean BBQ.

Segment Two

We focus on; Kanye visits Donald Trump, poses for photos, Iran to work on nuclear-powered marine vessels after U.S. 'violation' of deal, & No risk seen from Fukushima 'fingerprint' on US West Coast

Straight From the Headlines

"Deck the ... Look out! Woman tries to run over decorating ex", "'Seeing eye camel' acts as guide for blind horse at zoo", "Man uses front-end loader to drop son's mobile home", & "Boat oar goes through windshield of Florida woman's car"

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Dec 13, 2016 with Dougie Almeida, Talia Brahms, & Jon Levine

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Join Dougie & today's co-hosts, Talia Brahms & Jon Levine, as the open the show discussing who their Celebrity Sex Wish List, &  Local comedian, Jordan Garnett, gets national exposure by tattooing Dallas Cowboys Super Bowl Champs this year.

Segment Two

Trump on Russia meddling in US election: 'I don't believe it', World’s heaviest woman flies to India to fight for her life, & Man Fakes Arrest With Help of Police Before Proposing to His Girlfriend Who's a Correction's Officer

Straight From the Headlines

"Austin officials surprised by park condoms-in-trees campaign", "Turkeys cause power outages in Oregon town", "Guatemalans burn Trump effigies to scatter evil spirits", & "New Zealand passport robot tells applicant of Asian descent to open eyes"

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Dec 7, 2016 with Dougie Almeida, Peter Leonard, & Elgin David

Welcome to the Wake Up Late with Dougie Show

Join Dougie & today's co-hosts, Peter Leonard & Elgin David, as they open the show with Peter taking 10 minutes to tell us he had a cold.  Dougie shares what it is to be in love.  Long time morning radio team Paul & Young Ron call it quits.  Peter tells us what he knows about it & the guys give their Top 3 Secret Santa request. 

Segment Two

VA dentist resigns after possibly infecting 600 veterans with HIV and hepatitis, Sheriff Defends Delayed Arrest in Slaying of Ex-NFL Player Joe McKnight, & Angela Merkel Calls for Ban on Full-Face Veils in Germany

Straight From the Headlines

"Class ring flung in rage reunited with owner decades later", "Florida woman in half-marathon lost for 12 hours, then found", "Mistakenly sold lottery ticket earns couple $1 million", "Cops find robbery suspect after sending him Facebook warning", "Rock-loving orangutan causes $220K damage at St. Louis zoo", & "Police officer charged with slapping man dressed as bunny"

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Dec 6, 2016 with Dougie Almeida & Jon Levine

Welcome to the Wake Up Late with Dougie Show

Join Dougie & today's co-host, Jon Levine, as they open the show discussing Dougie's tour through New Mexico & Texas.  Then, Dougie can't believe he can still fit into his old suit.

Segment Two

Thief stole 86 lb. bucket of gold flakes worth $1.6M, Pulse Nightclub Owner Decides Against Sale to City of Orlando, Oakland warehouse operator sparks outrage for mourning loss of venue — not victims, Man who punched out kangaroo is a ZOOKEEPER, Actress who offered to perform sex act on everyone who voted ‘No’ in Italian referendum launches tour of cities to make good on promise, & Dancer collapses and dies on stage as audience clap and laugh believing its all part of the show

Straight From the Headlines

"Man charged with burglary after being stuck in pizzeria vent", "Homeowner's sign to prostitutes: 'Do not walk by this house'", "New York City woman finds lost wedding ring in trash dump", "Police send gas station robbery suspect Facebook message", & "Police: 'Postal Grinch' caught opening post office packages"

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Dec 1, 2016 with Dougie Almeida & Elgin David

Welcome to the Wake Up Late with Dougie Show

Join Dougie & today's co-host, Elgin David, as they start the show discussing Elgin's engagement & Challenges for the South Florida Comedy Scene.

Segment Two

Donald Trump: Flag burning should be illegal, Protesters call on Hampshire College to fly US flag again, & Exclusive: Man Who Videotaped Fans Fighting At Dolphins Game Speaks Out

Straight From the Headlines

"Ohio troopers find drugs wrapped as Christmas gifts in SUV", "Sutter Home sues Shmaltz Brewing over 'Menage a Trois' trademark", "Wildlife cameras capture photos of jokers dressed as lions", "Pa. prison guard accused of pepper-spraying inmate's genitals", & " South Korea president's office explains Viagra purchase

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Nov 29, 2016 with Dougie Almeida, Talia Brahms, & Jon Levine

Welcome to the Wake Up Late with Dougie Show

Join Dougie & today's co-hosts, Talia Brahms & Jon Levine, as the start the show discussing such things as;  Dougie's Thanksgiving alone, Kevin Hart has a comedy show in Miami & Dougie is not in it and is asking why?

Segment Two

Fidel Castro is “Dead”, ‘This is a scam’: Donald Trump blasts Jill Stein’s recount effort, Wife of Putin aide shocks with Holocaust-themed skating routine, Judge: Church shooting suspect can act as his own attorney, & Japan skating rink slammed for freezing 5,000 fish

Straight From the Headlines

"Swedish Christmas goat burns on 50th anniversary", "Woman shares Thanksgiving with teen she accidentally invited", "Long Song: Aretha's anthem gobbles Thanksgiving conversation", "Police: Woman tried to use pizza as ID to enter town bar", "German court: Breast implants no hindrance to police work", & "Police: Gambler's bid to double down at bank turns into bust"

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Nov 23, 2016 with Dougie Almeida, Peter Leonard, & Elgin David

Welcome to the Wake Up Late with Dougie Show

Join Dougie & today's co-hosts, Peter Leonard & Elgin David, as they open the show discussing such things as; It's just a matter of time before someone tries to assisinate Trump, The "Rock" ain't no Arnold Schwarzenegger, What 3 Bad Asses would you put in your gang? &  Dougie shares some, "Tricks of the trade", when it comes to martial arts demos.

Segment Two

Arnold Schwarzenegger is the Boss on Celebrity Apprentice, Fukushima reactor cooling system stops following quake & tsunami, SEX DRIVE Uber to employ former PROSTITUTES, Man runs over himself at Orlando strip club, &  Couple had sex in McDonald's lot in front of boy, 6.

Straight From the Headlines

"Florida man stabs father who tried to circumcise him, police say", "Major League Baseball notes Phillies fan's wife-saving catch", & "Robbery goes awry in Austria after suspect finds bank closed"

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Nov 22, 2016 with Dougie Almeida, Talia Brahms, & Jon Levine

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Join Dougie & today's co-hosts, Talia Brahms & Jon Levine, as they start the day discussing Bikram Choudhury, the weird yoga guy,  Right now we don't have anything to replace the Electoral College, & it's time to move on.

Segment Two

Dougie announces he'll be alone on Thanksgiving, Dougie gets some unexpected gigs, Talia's Mom is Hot & Single, Man dissolves in acidic water after he falls into a Yellowstone hot spring, 4 Arrested in West Side beating of Trump supporter, & Kanye flips out and cancels all remaining tour dates.

Straight From the Headlines

"Residents react to pole dancing float in holiday parade", "Woman gets pregnant twice in 10 days in rare medical case", "Long Island's 'Amityville Horror' house is being bought", "New Jersey man arrested over 300 toll violations worth $20K", & "Massachusetts man sues neighbor over seagull mess"

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Nov 17, 2016 with Dougie Almeida, Jillian Chiappones, & G. David Howard

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Join Dougie & today's co-host, Jillian Chiappones, as the open the show discussing such things as; competing in Florida's Funniest Comedian, Jillian's son stold one of Dougie's jokes, & Stephen Hawking Puts An Expiry Date On Humanity.

Segment Two

Comedian, G. David Howard joins Dougie in the studio and discuss his title, "The Funniest Man Alive" & how he got into the Guiness Book of World Records, for the longest comedy set, 16 hours non-stop.

Straight From the Headlines

Jillian is back in the studio with Dougie to review these stories; "When pigs fly: Porcine parts, presumably, scatter on highway", "Clean getaway: Police seek Pennsylvania detergent thief", "NY school bus driver scolded for favoring Trump supporters", & "Iceland breaks taboo with world's largest penis museum"

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Nov 16, 2016 with Dougie Almeida, Peter Leonard, & Elgin David

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Listen in as Dougie, Peter Leonard, & Elgin David, start the day discussing such people as; Actor, Russell Brand, Magician Doug Henning, Late night Talk Show hosts, & Dougie tells us about his visit to Peter's house this weekend.

Segment Two

Top Stories, ‘Ape in heels’: W.Va. officials under fire after racist comments about Michelle Obama, North Korea begs China to stop calling Kim Jong Un fat, & Most people arrested at Portland anti-Trump protests didn’t vote, report says

Straight From the Headlines

"Patient says doctor kicked her out over Trump disagreement", "Pesky peacocks pose problems for Newton's neighbors in Vegas", "NFL Superstar Seeks To Quash Sex Tape", "Boy, 8, "Evicted" From Home For Trump Vote", & "Man sprayed AXE body spray into mouth during DUI stop

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