Good morning and welcome to the Wake Up Late with Dougie Show. Today Dougie has a variety of co-hosts. Lenny Travis starts the morning with Dougie. Lenny tells us the old owner of the Ft. Lauderdale Comedy Club, Pete O'Neil, opened a Weed store in Colorado....RIP Otto Peterson. Dougie plays some videos from Otto & George......Lenny shares some stories of joke thievery.....Blood Moon sets off apocalyptic discussions.....Have you noticed how expensive gas has gotten lately?....White supremacist, Frazier Glenn Close, kills 3 Christians at 2 separate Jewish Temples ....Did the Miami Heat purposely take second place for a better playoff lineup?....Then Minda jumps into the co-host seat. Minda says she'd like to see a Best Of Show for Each co-host.....A new study finds prolonged pot smoking causes changes in the brain....Minda spent the weekend drinking and concert going.....Dougie recalls the days when he would have to sneak in his girlfriends room to have sex back in high school. Minda tells us how her boyfriend"s Mom caught them with her boobs in his mouth....Isn't it akward when your with your significant other and you run into an X?
Then it's time for "Unusual News" with Jeffrey Gurian. Brought to you by GNN, Gurian News Network "Bringing you all the news that's fit to dance to" Today's headline, "United Nations has suggested settling international disputes with a spelling B"
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Welcome to the Wake Up Late with Dougie Show! Listen in as Dougie is joined in the studio by, Tim Hanlon & Jacky B. start the morning reviewing their week in comedy. Dougie's show at Art Walk in Miami and Tim's feature spot at the Palm Beach Improv.....Then in What's Trending: Woman in Orlando area gets attacked by a bear in her home....Florida man going to take a closer look at an alligator on I-75 gets bitten by a poisonous water moccasin snake....Woman in Utah is charged with six counts of murder after authorities found 7 dead babies in her previously owned home.....Government walks away from armed standoff with militia supporting the Bundy family ranchers. There's definitely more to this story than meets the eye.....Man in Ohio is ordered to stand on corner with a sign that says, "I'm a Bully" after being sentenced by the courts for being just that....It's official, Colorado has its first weed vending machine...The price of Beef is on the rise.....& we give you 7 successful pick up lines.
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Good Morning Listeners! Listen in as Dougie & Lenny review top stories in the news and find humor in them one way or the other. Here's some of the stories and topics you'll hear; the death of comedian John Pinette.....For the record, it's never good for a fat guy to do cocaine....While we are on it, it might be a good idea to check on your beneficiaries on all of your accounts.....Dougie tells us there are gypsies in the elderly retirement community that pray on recently widowed....CBS announces that Steve Colbert will be replacing David Letterman on the Late Show.....San Francisco quarterback, Colin Kaepernick, is being invested on sexual misconduct charges from an incident here in Miami......Mega Church, Calvary Chapel, was recently shaken by the resignation of it's long time Pastor, Bob Coy. He resigned for what he called, "Moral Failure"....12 year old student goes on stabbing rampage in school in Pennsylvania.....Dougie tells us of the time he was stabbed with a throwing knife....Then in politics, Louisiana Representative, Vance McAllister, was caught on a public camera making out with a friends wife.....Dougie thinks this is a good time for all men to dedicate themselves to being, "Free From Sin"
Then it's time for, "Unusual News" Brought to you by, GNN Gurian News Network. "Bringing you all the news that's fit to dance to" Today's Headline, "Adjustable Hair Transplants"
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Welcome back to the Wake Up Late with Dougie Show. Today Dougie is joined in the studio by Peter Leonard & from the Comedian's Ball, Max Mosquito. Listen in as the guys discuss:
Lebron James Non-Dunk....Wrestling and the death of the Ultimate Warrior....Peter Leonard tells us how he saved a woman's life last week at the Wise Guys Show at Tavolino's....Mickey Rooney's estate was worth $18k. Seems he spent a "Small Fortune" while he was alive.....Peter asks us to listen to a song from the Dave Clark 5 and Dougie isn't too impressed.....Then Max shares with us the challenges of putting together his Comedian's Ball that was held at Immokalee Seminole Casino with the grand prize of $10k and the opportunity of opening for Gilbert Godfrey....Funnest part of the morning is when Dougie flips out on Peter. Listen in.
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It's Wednesday and Dougie & Minda are today's host of the Wake Up Late with Dougie Show. Minda starts the morning with depressing news from a scientist in England who says its time to run to the hills. We have lost the fight against Global Warming & people should start moving to climate controlled areas.....Dougie asks, "How important is to Americans that Russia is planning on taking over Ukraine?" This as pro-Russian activists stir up riots in the street of Ukraine.....Here's an idea, to solve drought, we just need to get everyone to head to the beach with their wet vac and suck up the water to be sent to the drought areas....Dougie then expresses the importance of having mentors.....Minda's last trip to Cape Canaveral was interesting because it seemed very pro-Russia propaganda during all the tours....Minda is concerned that the US will be cutting it's nuclear missiles from 500 to 450..... Dougie says no worries, US has new technology now, like the "Rail Gun" and our new Stealthy battleships that are equipped with lasers and rail guns....Dougie and Minda discuss Obama care and how people will be shocked when they get their renewal rates on their health insurance....Dougie tells us how well the Patriot Act helped to eliminate or curtail money laundering in the banking system....Scientist have discovered that Sneezes and Coughs travel much farther than we originally thought.....Game of Thrones has been renewed for two more seasons....Reverend Al Sharpton was an informant on the Mob for the FBI.....Obama and Republicans battle for equal pay for woman.
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Good Morning Listeners! Listen in to today's Wake Up Late with Dougie Show Hosted by Dougie Almeida along with Jacky Beren & Elgin David. Jacky explains what it's like to be a, "Day Drinker".....Dougie is heading back to Chicago for the World Series of Comedy and can't stop thinking about Deep Dish Pizza.....Jacky admits to being a cheerleader in high school.....Dougie & Elgin discuss their experience at SoBe Comedy Show at Barezzito....As a Floridian, it's very hard to understand why anyone would live in a place like North Dakota.....Dougie is so happy that "Game of Thrones" is back!.....Dougie admits to being a Tropicana Orange juice guy, not Sunny D....If you have a Hot Woman, your job is to Pound Her!....Ever hear the expression, "Champagne Titties"?.....Jacky seems to only date drug dealers....The Human Barbies says something stupid again.....Indiana Pacers losing streak may be blamed on teammates George & Hibbert crossing swords while tag teaming a girl named, "Dixie".....Elgin explains the expression, "Being Catfished"...Then Elgin David tells us, "Where the Mics At"
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TGIF!!!! The two that started it all, Dougie & Lenny wrap up the week with discussions on: Dougie's Birthday Party at Tavolino's and Peter Leonard giving a woman CPR after drugging her.....Then Dougie's family and friends show up 45 minutes late to dinner and are the loudest table at the show. Not to mention two of his married friends start hitting on his wife & step daughter during the show.....Dougie shares one of his poker stories......This Just In! David Letterman announces he's retiring in 2015. Who do you think would be his best replacement?......James Franco allegedly tried to hook up with a 17 year old girl......Another shooting at Fort Hood and the shooter bought his gun from the same gun store as the last Ft. Hood shooter....A beautifully wooded property in Ohio over 2 acres that's for sale pretty cheap. Former home of Jeffrey Dahmer....Rats found in Dunkin Donuts in NYC check out video on YouTube......Queen visits with the Pope....Lenny asks, "What's with all these earthquakes...Lenny shares a story of one of his earthquake experiences....Scientist have produced a new drug that can save someone from a pain killer overdose.
Then it's time for, "Unusual News" with Jeffrey Gurian. Brought to you by GNN, Gurian News Network "Bringing you all the news that's fit to dance to" Today Jeffrey introduces us to the origins of "Thumb Twiddling"
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It's the day after Dougie's Birthday and Peter Leonard & Minda join Dougie in Danger Studios. Listen in as they discuss: Dougie asks the question, "Have you ever been sucker punched?".....Dougie admits he loves the Urban fight videos on Worldstar HipHop people post on Facebook. There's nothing better than watching black girls fight....Seems that Minda got into a lot of fights in school....."Yellowstone Volcano Eruption in 2014?" Seems animals are leaving the park prompting some to think something big is about to happen...Peter goes for the record of the worst jokes ever told on a radio show.....Everyone admits their sins of the 80s....Scientist have discovered that animals have a sense of humor......8.2 earthquake hits Northern Chile.....16 year old high school student claims having sex with hot lady school guard, ruined him.....Michael Cera will play the, "Riddler" in the new, "Batman vs. Superman"......Then it's time for, "Toasted Sports" with Toast. Catch up with all that's important in the world of sports.
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Good Morning Listeners & Today is Dougie's Birthday!! Joining Dougie today in the studio is Minda and Manny Garavito. They begin the morning discussing new rooms, emceeing and the Florida comedy scene....Then we review some of the top stories, like Russia starting to put a economic strangle hold on the Ukraine, What will be important issues for the next Presidential election? The KKK is out recruiting to build their ranks....& much more...then Bob Levy calls in and discusses Tiger Woods & anal sex.
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Happy April Fool's Day! Joining Dougie today in the studio are Tim Hanlon, Jacky B., & Elgin David.
Listen in as they discuss: Miami's Ultra Festival & the girl who pissed in a guys mouth who passed out, Open Mics, Sex in public, The Bad Karma Road Rage video, Fake boobs, Doing mushrooms, What happened to Steve Colbert?, People are too thin skinned today.
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We have prepared you one hell of a Friday show! Listen in as Dougie is joined in the studio by Lenny Travis & Steve Marshall. Just back from our Wise Guys Comedy Show at Tavolino Della Nonna. They start the morning re-capping this week's show. Then Dougie & Lenny review the most recent news on the lost Malaysian airliner.....Still over 90 people missing in Washington mudslide. Seems that city officials were warned about building houses in the area and were warned to move the town almost 15 years ago.....NASA scientists say climate control will affect millions of people within the next two decades....Steve Marshall joins the guys and discusses how to conduct yourself when doing a bar gig. Also discusses the importance of a good Emcee at a comedy venue.....What do you think of these new shows on MTV like Guy Code?.....
What's up with some of these comics TV Credits?....Dougie puts out one of his new premises to a new joke and Steve & Lenny punch it up....Then Jeffrey Gurian calls in & the guys discuss Jeffrey's up coming trip to Florida to cover the South Beach Comedy Festival and perform at the Wise Guys Comedy Show at Tavolinos next week & if anyone has ever had a Threesome. Then it's time for, "Unusual News" Today's headline, "First woman ever who got pregnant from giving oral sex"
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Welcome to the Wake Up Late with Dougie Show! Joining Dougie today in the studio is Peter Leonard. Listen in as Dougie & Peter discuss: our new intro song. Did you know that Arby's bought Ferrell's Hat?.....We had a death in the animal world, Monticore, the tiger that attacked Roy from the famous, Sigfried & Roy, died today. Must been of AIDS...Peter tells us a bit about kale.....NASA scientists discover a new distant dwarf planet just past Pluto. Could it be Nibiru? Another out of this world story, NASA scientist discover an asteroid with rings & they have named it "Chariklo".....Recent report that Jeff Gordon has come out as being gay, was just a hoax.....Peter asks Dougie if he believes in Creationism or the Big Bang Theory? This just riles up Dougie's conspiracy concerns.....Dougie tells Peter about the Nephalem....Some states are trying to make it legal for undercover police officers to have sex with prostitutes before arresting them.....Prosecutors close their case against Oscar Pistorius and he weeps.....Gweneth Paltrow and Chris Martin from Cold Play are officially separated....List of Top 10 High Quality Low Cost Used Cars.
Then it's time for, "Toasted Sports" with Toast
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Hello listeners & welcome to the Wake Up Late with Dougie Show. Minda joins Dougie today in the studio & here are some of the highlights of the show: For some reason Dougie and Minda start the morning discussing politics.....Dougie considers being a professor at a university when he retires. He will go on the Corporate Comedy circuit as a Wellness Expert....Dougie & Minda discuss the TV shows Naked & Afraid. Then they think of starting their own TV show, "Weekend in the Jungle".....Dougie tells us about his Whimsical Wedding business....Minda announces her new segment starting next week on the Wake Up Late with Dougie Show, "TV Thoughts". Why is that we Americans like TV Shows where English people yell at worthless Americans?....Minda shares a Judo story and Dougie asks if she can flip him....Today's Family Feud Question; Name something you would have a hard time telling a friend. Dougie & Minda review some of our listeners answers.....Then The Reverend Bob Levy calls in and tells us about a new woman in his life. She's a Vegan!....Then Bob announces he's putting together a tour to entertain troops around the country....Have you seen the crazy clown walking around Staten Island?
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Good morning listeners & welcome to a new week of shows here on the Wake Up Late with Dougie Show. It's Tuesday and Tim Hanlon joins Dougie in the studio along with local comic, Jacky Beren. Tonight Dougie & Tim compete for a spot in the South Beach Comedy Festival.....Dougie still has trophies in his office and explains why....Dougie & Tim are scheduled to do a gig in Palm Coast this Thursday night. Unfortunately just last week, a guy dressed like Rambo, attacked two patrons with an Uzi machine gun and hunting knife in the same club. Let's hope it gets canceled....Dougie preps Tim for this Saturday nights Wise Guy Comedy Show at Goldfinger Gentleman's Club in Ft. Lauderdale....Jacky discusses the challenges of running her comedy room, Gigi's.....Tim shares a story of one of his nightmare gigs with his band at a strip club. This inspires Dougie to give all the young men listening some strip club advice.....Then in the News, "Lady fakes quintuplet pregnancy cause the internet if filled with lies"....Dougie gets into a discussion about the good ole days hanging in South Beach...."Guy in Walmart sucks a 18 year old girl's toes posing as a Podiatrist student" While pulling up this story, Dougie realizes there are several of these stories on line....."Judge Joe Brown gets sent to jail for contempt"....Tim is doing pretty well with his "March Madness" Bracket.....& everyone shares they all have a fear of heights.
Good Morning! Lenny starts the morning telling us about all the woman/dancers/prostitutes he met at the old New York Comedy Club.....Dougie proclaims he's a happily married man, but remembers the stressful days of cheating......Reverend Fred Phelps, pastor of the Westboro Baptist Church, dies at the age 84....People continue to accuse the animated Disney movie, "Frozen" of promoting homosexuality......Our first casualty of Gay Marriage, former Olympian skater Johnny Weir, separates from his husband....over 100 Mexican immigrants found in Texas home....a woman in India gives birth to a two headed baby girl....Elderly couple die within minutes of each other in Florida.....Lenny tells us about a former New York Comedy Club patron gets stabbed in his own Greek restaurant by his Haitian dishwasher after posting a photo of the dishwasher on Facebook.....Then it's time for the, "Unusual News" with Jeffrey Gurian. Today's headline, "Man dyes fish to match his suit"
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Good Morning Listeners! Peter Leonard joins Dougie today in the studio. Peter asks Dougie how things went in Tampa.....amidst Dougie's discussion on, Perseverance, Peter goes off on a story about why he got into doing radio shows....Peter tells us another story about Miami Subs....For some reason Dougie gets into how to deal with STRESS....Dougie warns people who signed up for Obama Care to watch for next year's premium increases....Remember when you were a kid and your house only had one telephone and your parents would get pissed waiting to use the phone?......Student in Italy breaks 19th Century Greco-Roman statue while taking a selfie....Cat Whisperer hired to visit the home of the family held hostage by their 22lb cat....TV Subscriptions fall over 250k & leaving their cable.....Dougie admits two words he hates to hear, "Assembly Required"......Remember the old Hurricane Phones?....Thunder from Down Under Men Dancers apprehend thief during one of their shows in Vegas......Crimean soldiers leave their home country after Russia takes over.
Then it's time for "Toasted Sports" with Toast....Dougie & Toast start the segment discussing how bad of a season Manchester United is having in the English Premiere League....Baseball is back and Dodgers have to travel to Australia for some games....Dougie shares two of his brackets for a Billion dollars.
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Hello Listeners! Tune in as Dougie is joined in the studio today by Minda. For some reason Dougie has some concerns about sea levels rising..... Dougie asks, Would you rather deal with earthquakes, or hurricanes?....Dougie tells us he's an excellent driver......Dougie feels that Evil has taken over the Earth and Minda disagrees.....Minda points out that most people on online dating are more concerned with politics than religion....& In the Headlines: Florida man is going around urinating on people....Minda thinks most men today are to feminine......Then Bob Levy calls in and Dougie & Minda try to suggest some things for Bob to do to combat being lonely.....then while discussing Evil, Bob's dog's go all Linda Blair. Listen in.
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Good morning listeners & welcome to the Wake Up Late with Dougie Show. Tim Hanlon joins Dougie in the studio today. Tim tells us a bit about his experience at Laugh Fest in Grad Rapids......Dougie discusses his trip to Tampa to audition at Side Splitters.....New news on the missing Malaysian airliner....Dougie doesn't care what Russia does in Ukraine.....a piece of the wing on a Delta flight flew off in mid flight....Ever have a flood in your house?....Pope and the Vatican cancel a meeting with Russell Crowe to promote the new movie Noah.....Dougie is building a Super Jet Ski to escape if a Tsunami ever hits Florida....What do you do when your eating with a group of friends and someone doesn't pay their fair share?.....Airbnb renter returns to his home to an overweight orgy.....Did you hear the rumor that, "Newman" from Seinfeld died in a car accident?.....Scientist have found evidence of the, "Big Bang" theory....Dougie does not want to live in a post-apocalyptic world cause there's no cable.
Then the Rev. Bob Levy calls in to bust balls.
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TGIF!! Good Morning Listeners! It's Friday so Dougie & Lenny are at the helm. They discuss the possibilities of what could of happened to the Malaysian airliner.....Update on Obama Care, seems over 900k people haven't paid their first premiums....Dougie thinks we should be more concerned with the health of our citizens, not just insuring them.....Can you imagine if another airliner goes missing?......Drunk driver drives through crowd of people in Texas attending a music festival and kills 2 people and injures dozens....Dougie announces that Bob Levy & Artie Lange are coming to Coral Springs at the end of June and Dougie is being considered to host the shows.....Jerry Sandusky's wife is back in the news claiming her husband in innocent and that the victims were persuaded with money to testify against Jerry....Will Russia end up going to war with Ukraine?.....Dougie & Lenny try to figure out how old Sylvester Stallone is after seeing his appearance on David Letterman.....Amazon has raised its annual membership fee for Prime to $99 a year.....Don't forget to enter the March Madness bracket prediction, $1 Billion for the perfect bracket prediction.
Then it's time for, 'Unusual News" with Jeffrey Gurian. Today's headline, "Real estate agent arrested for selling small unusually shaped apartments"
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Good Morning Listeners & we welcome back Peter Leonard from his spine surgery. Peter shares some stories of his adventures with nurse sponge baths, availability of pain medication, & the limitations of having to wear a neck brace.
Dougie & Peter review the new Major League Baseball rule that a catcher can no longer block home base without possessing the ball....Today's Family Feud Question, "Name something you clip" Of course we couldn't talk about stuff without discussing the missing Malaysian Airliner....$50k gold coin collection may have been melt down at Pawn Stars Pawn Shop....Ever wonder what flight attendants really think of you?
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