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Oct 28, 2014 with Dougie Almeida & Peter Leonard

Welcome to the Wake Up Late with Dougie Show with your hosts, Dougie Almeida & Peter Leonard.  Listen in as Dougie announces new Monday & Friday Shows to air on IRN the Internet Radio Network….Dougie now has a costume idea for Halloween….Dougie lets the local comedy scene how to get a spot on a TADDA Productions venue & emphasizes being professional ….Jack Bruce from Cream dies at 71….Remember the, “Bay City Rollers” and their stupid outfits?.....Dougie & Peter discuss the mammary mounds of Victoria Principal & Christy Canyon....Dougie & Peter have fun with the story of Oprah running over a woman’s foot outside a Miami eatery….Peter may have a case against Pfizer and Viagra….Dougie asks nurse being quarantined in Newark to “Grin & Bare It”….Not to mention

Straight From the Headlines:   Driver attacked after ice cream truck kills boy”, “Man accidentally texts probation officer in pot deal”, “Man Chops Off and Throws Away His Small Penis After Bad Break Up”, “Students at a Nebraska High School Can Now Pose With Guns in Their Senior Portraits”, & “Woman Allegedly Sets Man Ablaze After He Throws Out Her Spaghetti”

In Science:  “Solar filament snakes across the sun, may soon end in violent burst”, & “'Earth-size' UFO spotted orbiting the sun in NASA Images [Report]”

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Oct 23, 2014 with Dougie Almeida, Lenny Travis, & Darryl Rhodes

Welcome to the Wake Up Late with Dougie Show.  Join Dougie & today’s co-host, Lenny Travis.  Along with special guest comedian, Darryl Rhodes.  Listen in as they discuss comedy, music, & everything in between. 

Straight From the Headlines: “Bear bites boy's arm off in Chinese zoo”, “Woman arrested claiming Jesus Christ will pay her restaurant tab”, “500-pound man too large to fit in patrol car, Florida deputies say”, & “Megan Mahoney, Gym Teacher, Charged With 30 Counts Of Statutory Rape

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Oct 22, 2014 with Dougie Almeida, Peter Leonard, & Minda

Welcome to the Wake Up Late with Dougie Show. It’s Hump Day which means Dougie is joined in the studio by Peter Leonard & Minda.  Listen in as they open start the morning discussing:  Led Zeppelin is getting sued by surviving family members of the group, “Spirit”…..Dougie asks, “why is it, that the people who think you’re talking shit about them are the ones who are out there talking shit?....Minda advises us men, that if you want a woman to put her lips on it, you need to keep it clean….How can anyone trust car radio ads?....Dougie admits to mistaking a Ex Lax bar for a Hershey's bar.

Straight From the Headlines:  “Iconic Fashion Designer, Oscar De La Renta”, “Artist Slices Off Own Earlobe to Protest Putin’s Politics”, “Oscar Pistorius sentenced to 5 years in prison”, "I Still Unload": This Man Is a "Nullo" Who Removed His Penis and Balls”, “Super drunk woman arrested, mistook jail for bar”, “Woman rescued from Thousand Oaks chimney belonging to man she met online”, “Robbery suspect arrested after returning to gas station, deputies say”, “Colorado proposes edible pot ban, then retreats”, “Woman charged under new Virginia revenge porn law”, & “Citizen Pulls Over Police Officer”

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Oct 21, 2014 with Dougie Almeida, Mike Cintron, & Elgin David

Welcome to the Wake Up Late with Dougie Show.  Join Dougie & today’s co-hosts, Mike Cintron & Elgin David as they spend the day discussing:  Dougie & Elgin start the morning trying to get Mike out of his depressed state….Dougie is pretty excited about things happening in the Florida Comedy Scene….Honest Tuesdays:  Dougie calls out the unprofessional actions of a comedian recently booked for one of his venues.

Straight From the Headlines:  Obama makes rare campaign trail appearance, people leave early”, “UFOs in West Virginia: 10 witnesses, 4 low-flying UFOs, 3 big as football fields”, “Russian Tennis Federation President Banned Over Williams 'Brothers' Comments”, “Graffiti Artist Banksy Arrested In London; Identity Revealed”, & “Letterman’s cue-card guy fired after argument, assault on writer

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Oct 16, 2014 with Dougie Almeida, Lenny Travis, & Tim Pulnik

Welcome to the Wake Up Late with Dougie Show.  Join Dougie & today’s co-host, Lenny Travis, along with special guest, Tim Pulnik.  Listen in as they discuss:  Hot woman with unattractive voices, Lenny asks Dougie about how he did competing in Fla’s Funniest Comedian contest, Comedian development deals, Fox Comedy TV deals that don’t pay the comics, Bookers who forget their check books and/or ask you to wait a week to cash them, upcoming contest amongst our co-hosts, “Who Can Throw It Further?”, Tim’s golf game & his new web series, “Shot at the Green”, & Starbucks or Dunkin Donuts?, eating at Wawas.

Straight From the Headlines: “NYPD Heckle Stand-Up Comedian While Making An Arrest In The Middle Of His Show”, “The Boy That Had The Infamous Threesome With His Teachers, Speaks”, & "Meet The Florida Teen Who Had Sex with a Stuffed Horse in Walmart’s Bedding Department”

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Oct 15, 2014 with Dougie Almeida, Peter Leonard, & Minda

Welcome to the Wake Up Late with Dougie Show.  Join Dougie and today’s co-hosts, Peter Leonard & Minda.  The morning starts off with a discussion on sex.  How far would you go for a piece of ass?  Peter tells us about a recent episode with a woman he met on Too Many Fish…..Big boobs on woman can turn ugly when they get older……Are scars on a woman’s body a deal breaker?.....Dougie needs some dental work.

Straight From the Headlines:  “North Korean leader reappears publicly _ with cane”, “Russia signs deals with China to help weather sanctions”, “California parrot that vanished for four years returns speaking Spanish”, “Mississippi frat prank turns deadly for flamingoes”, & “Consensual Sex App ‘Good2Go’ Pulled From Apple Store”

In Science:  “Throw Out The Geology Books - Volcanoes Were Erupting On The Moon Just 100 Million Years Ago”

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Oct 14, 2014 with Dougie Almeida, Michael Cintron, Elgin David & Bob Levy

Welcome to the Wake Up Late with Dougie Show with your hosts, Dougie Almeida & Michael Cintron.  Joining Dougie & Michael today in the studio, comedian & B-Boy, Elgin David.  Listen in as they discuss: Dougie & Elgin recently competed in Florida’s Funniest Comedian Contest in Ft. Pierce….Facebook Drama….They ask the question, “Is premise stealing the same as joke stealing?”

Straight From the Headlines:  “Police arrest tar-covered man on gas station roof”, “Indiana college gives pizza deliverer $1,200 tip”, “Man Dancing Naked on Roadside Arrested in Florida Keys”, & “Couple Had Sex In Rear Seat Of Police Cruiser”

In Science:  Save The Earth By Peeing In The Shower

You Know What I’m Saying with the Rev. Bob Levy


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Oct 9, 2014 with Dougie Almeida, Lenny Travis, Clayton Fletcher, & Duncan Jay

Welcome to the Wake Up Late with Dougie Show.  Join Dougie & today’s co-host, Lenny Travis, along with special guests, Clayton Fletcher & Duncan Jay.  Listen in as these guys discuss:  What defines someone being a professional comedian vs. amateur, comedy cliques, & traditional comedy vs. alternative comedy.  Dougie has a comedian cancel his appearance at Tavolinos 2 days before the show & Clayton discusses his love with the game of poker. 

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Oct 8, 2014 with Dougie Almeida, Michael Cintron, & Minda

Welcome to the Wake Up Late with Dougie Show.  Join Dougie & today’s co-hosts, Michael Cintron & Minda.  Listen in as they discuss; participating in recent Hashtag Wars @Midnight….Mike & Minda roll play a phone sex call…..Remember how bad things were years ago before call waiting and eventually cell phones?....Congrats to Chris Topher, Casey Peruski, Alex Morzio, Lori Ferrera, & Chris Flannigan, for advancing to the Semis in Florida’s Funniest Comedian Contest…..do you think comedy contest are legitimate?.....Mike admits to being an Alanis Morissette fan…..Dougie asks, who were you in High School?....Dougie announces, “Who Can Throw it Further?” Mike vs Minda in throwing a football, baseball, & a brick….Dougie gives advice on material for comedy contests….How long would it take Minda to pin Mike in a wrestling match?.....Dougie reminds everyone, “Don’t Smoke Till You Vote” in November for medical marijuana and Minda suggests for everyone to use absentee balloting.

Straight From the Headlines:  “Nurse in Spain Has Been Infected with the Ebola Virus”, & “One Hundred and Ten Million Americans Have STDs at Any Given Time”

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Oct 2, 2014 with Dougie Almeida, Lenny Travis, & Jeffrey Gurian

Welcome to the Wake Up Late with Dougie Show with today's hosts, Dougie Almeida & Lenny Travis. Dougie & Lenny start the morning discussing the fact that Dougie's dog is blind and it will cost $5k to get the dog Lasik surgery.  Then the guys discuss the first case of Ebola in the US.  Can you believe the hospital let this guy go home after telling them he just got back from Liberia?  Lenny's old comedy friend calls in a favor to Larry David to get Steve Wynn to hire him at his casino.  Lenny gets hooked on HBO's, "Game of Thrones"

Straight From the Headlines:  "In Dallas Ebola case, Officials monitoring children exposed to patient", "Worker hid $1200 of meat in his pants", "Bay area water agency offering rebates up to $100 for rainwater collection", & "Deer struck by the Ultimate Roller coaster in England"

Unusual News with Jeffrey Gurian  Today's story, "Man allergic to clothing gets permission to come to work Naked"

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Oct 1, 2014 with Dougie Almeida & Peter Leonard

Welcome to the Wake Up Late with Dougie Show.  Join Dougie & his co-host, Peter Leonard as they open the morning discussing the need for parents to teach their own kids sex education as opposed to learning it in school.  Dougie is convinced these are the, “End of Days” since perversion has crept into the youngest of children....Peter shares a list of the The Top & Worst Celebrity Tippers.

In Science: “Earth’s Impending Magnetic Flip” & “Mysterious feature on Saturn's moon baffles NASA scientists”

Straight From the Headlines: “Tracy Morgan: "Can't believe" Walmart blaming him for crash injuries”, “Michael Phelps responds after DUI arrest”, & “Florida woman gets an anal tattoo”

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Sept 30, 2014 with Dougie Almeida, Tim Hanlon, & Mike Cintron

Welcome to the Wake Up Late with Dougie Show with your hosts, Dougie Almeida, Tim Hanlon, & Mike Cintron.  Listen in as the guys open the morning discussing Tim’s recent car accident….some tips on getting a rental car….Dougie tells us about his recent gig at Visani’s in Pt. Charlotte, Fla. & how Dougie not only impressed the club with his stand up, but also with his palate…..the guys discuss their favorite foods and snacks for road gigs…..Congrats to all those who got invited to audition for Last Comic Standing.

Straight From the Headlines: “Jennifer Lopez and Leah Remini Rear-Ended by Drunk Driver”, “Woman buried alive: Screams from grave scramble cemetery staff to dig up coffin”, “Miami Club Shooting injures 12 teenagers one just 11 years old”, “New Iraqi comedy show aims to counter Islamic State extremists”, & “5 car brands customers don't buy twice”

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Sept 25, 2014 with Dougie Almeida & LennyTravis

Welcome to the Wake Up Late with Dougie Show.  Join Dougie & today’s co-host, Lenny Travis as they open the morning discussing shaving & man grooming…..Did you know that people in India have to go outside to an open field  to take a dump?  Lenny tells us about the one time he crapped in the ocean…..Dougie & Lenny review comedy contest strategy for their upcoming comedy contest.  Lenny is in the Finals of the Marti Gras Comedy Challenge & Dougie will be competing in Laughlin Laugh fest….Dougie & Lenny share a couple stories on their sex education growing up….Dougie is impressed with Apple’s Face Time………Trouble with the new Apple I-phone, it bends…..President Obama salutes Marines with cup of coffee in his hands.

Straight From the Headlines: “NASA camera capture possible UFO following Space Station”, “Medical community concerned about increase use of Marijuana edibles”, “Las Vegas schools consider teaching 5 years old about masturbation”, “Iraqis’ believe CIA responsible for ISIL”, “ India sends orbiter to Mars”, “Airline slammed for flight attendants in lingerie”, & “Chinese restaurant admits to selling opium laced noodles”

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Sept 24, 2014 with Dougie Almeida, Peter Leonard, & Minda

Welcome to the Wake Up Late with Dougie Show.  Join Dougie & today’s co-hosts, Peter Leonard & Minda as they discuss:  how people wrote things down years ago….Is there old people porn?....Dougie & Peter discuss Dougie’s appearance on last week’s Food For Thought Radio Show….Peter needs everyone to laugh at him…..Dougie had a bad dream the night before most likely caused by his huge meal at NY Yankee Steakhouse…..Minda tells us, “if you want a woman to put her lips on it, you need to shave it”…..

Straight From the Headlines:  Sleepwalking Man Walks Off Cliff”, “KTVA television reporter uses f-word to quit on air, says she will work to legalize pot”, “White House Intruder Identified as Army Veteran”, “Woman undergoes surgery to add third breast”, “Survival Selfies: Is an In-Flight Emergency the Time to Snap a Pic?”, “South S.F. gym member kills another with bar, police say”, “Where did the green 'alien eggs' come from? Scientists baffled by UFOs”, & “Post-Threesome Hamburger Meat Taste Test Leads to Bathroom Brawl”

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Sept 18, 2014 with Dougie Almeida, Lenny Travis, & Jeffrey Gurian

Welcome to the Wake Up Late with Dougie Show with your hosts, Dougie Almeida & Lenny Travis.  Listen in as Dougie & Lenny discuss Dougie's upcoming gig at Visani's..... Lenny smells something fishy about Alibaba upcoming IPO.....William Wallace must be rolling in his grave hearing that 50% of his country men are voting No to Independence....Dougie has some great seats for the Usher concert at American Airlines Arena in Miami.  Any takers"......In lieu of Adrien Peterson's recent child abuse case, They guys discuss proper ways to discipline children (Neither of the two have children of their own)

“Unusual News” with Jeffrey Gurian today's story

Dentist in Arkansas recommends squeezing food for the elderly
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Sept 17, 2014 with Dougie Almeida, Peter Leonard, & Minda

Welcome to the Wake Up Late with Dougie Show.  Join Dougie and today’s co-hosts, Peter Leonard & Minda.  Listen in as Dougie starts the morning discussing the need for advertisers….Great News!  Peter is completely free of cancer…..Peter guesses Minda’s bra size….The guys discuss the feud between CBS & Rihanna….Dougie likes how Mike Tyson recently told off host of TV Show in Canada….Dougie realizes he is no longer growing hair on the back of his legs from his calf down to his ankles….Minda asks if it’s a deal breaker if a hot woman has smelly feet…Dougie tells us about how a Puerto Rican woman smelled bad elsewhere that was a deal breaker.

Straight From the Headlines:  “Tuxedoed man shot at 2 for interrupting oral sex”, “Woman Charged With Sex Attack On Sleeping Man”, “Auditions begin for marijuana-based reality show”, “4 Subtle Gestures That Really Turn People Off”, “DARPA testing planes with a 'Star Wars'-style laser cannon”, & “Urban Outfitters Hits New Low With Faux Blood-Stained Kent State Sweatshirt

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Sept 16, 2014 with Dougie Almeida, Tim Hanlon, Michael Cintron, & The Rev Bob Levy

Welcome to the Wake Up Late with Dougie Show with your hosts, Dougie Almeida, Tim Hanlon, & Michael Cintron.  The boys officially announce the Florida’s Funniest Comedian Pick the Winner Contest.  For just $10 you make your picks on who will advance to each round and ultimately, who will win Florida’s Funniest Comedian.  Then the guys share their thoughts on disciplining a child in lieu of the recent news on the NFL’s, Adrien Peterson.   Mike tells us how Puerto Ricans discipline their kids.  Kanye West demands everyone to stand up for him to perform, even two people in a wheelchair. 

Straight From the Headlines:  “Man kills ex-girlfriends dog & feeds it to her”, “Teen Could Get Two Years for Facebook Photos with Jesus Statue”, & “German Scientists Prove There is Life After Death”

“You Know What I’m Saying” with the Reverend Bob Levy.

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Sept 11, 2014 with Dougie Almeida, Lenny Travis, & Jeffrey Gurian

Welcome to the Wake Up Late with Dougie Show with your hosts, Dougie Almeida & Lenny Travis.  Join Dougie & Lenny as they discuss how Lenny could have been Joan Rivers son-in-law.  Dougie explains to Lenny that properly formed Trusts would have kept him from getting any of her Estate.  Dougie makes an analogy of his sexual prowess over the last 4 decades to a basketball game.  Lenny tells us how he used to carry weed on a plane.  In lieu of the Ray Rice story, Dougie & Lenny re-hash how OJ handled his domestic issues.  3 People that were banned from Joan Rivers funeral, Chelsea Handler, Adele, & Michele Obama.  The new Apple I-Watch is out, what do you think? 

Straight From the Headlines:  “The NFL had tape of Ray Rice hitting his fiancé since April 2014”, “Joan Rivers $100 Million Lawsuit: Family Reportedly Suing Over Medical Mistake That Killed Her”, “More schools dump Michele Obama’s Lunch Rules”, “Why did a military helicopter land in downtown Dallas?”, “Justin Bieber gets naked at Fashion Rock and crowd boos”, “ISIS Terrorist Cell has formed just over the border in Mexico”,&  “Pilots demand right to refuse flights to West Africa”

Unusual News with Jeffrey Gurian, brought to you by GNN, Gurian News Network. “Bringing you all the news that’s fit to dance to” Jeffrey attended Joan Rivers’ funeral service and shares some stories about Joan, then it’s time for “Unusual News” Today’s story, “Retired barber builds home out of human hair”

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Sept 10, 2014 with Dougie Almeida & Minda

Welcome to the Wake Up Late with Dougie Show with your host, Dougie Almeida.  Joining Dougie today in the studio is the Hot & Funny, Minda.  Listen in as they spend the morning discussing; Ground fighting, Minda says male comics have too many issues, & Minda is now attending a comedy class.  Minda tells us how she hit a golf ball into her vagina.  Dougie & Minda share some of their new jokes they’re working on. 

What are People Talking About?  Respiratory virus spreads through the US” & “Woman gets kicked out of bar for drinking liquor while breast feeding”

In Science:  Army laser weapon passes big test”, “New Police “Compliance Weapon” Blinds Targets”, “This gadget can knock drones and Google Glass offline”, & “Neanderthal 'artwork' found in Gibraltar cave”

Straight From the Headlines:  “NBC producer busted for posting secret sex tapes to porn site” & “Two Brooklyn women tired of 'white people moving into the area' force tenants out at gunpoint, then squat in apartment”

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Sept 9, 2014 with Dougie Almeida, Tim Hanlon, & Michael Cintron

Welcome to the Wake Up Late with Dougie Show with today’s hosts, Dougie Almeida, Tim Hanlon, & Michael Cintron.  The morning opens up with Mike telling us about this weekend’s show at The Funky Buddha……When on stage, what’s the best way to handle things when calamity breaks out in the audience?.....Dougie shares his plan for comedy……Dougie tells us about his weekend at Comedy Club of Jacksonville….Then the guys discuss the recent video released of Ray Rice Knocking the Hell out of his then fiancé……Are thoughts & prayers for our co-host, Peter Leonard, who goes under the knife today….Mike asks Dougie what TADDA Productions stands for…..Mike actually drove 4 hours from Costa Rica to visit Nicaragua.

Straight From the Headlines: “Chicago Mother Arrested for Raping a Man at Gunpoint”, “African Business Dies After Being Raped by his Five Wives”, & “Earth Buzzing Asteroid May Have Dropped Meteorite on Nicaragua”

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