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May 24, 2017 with Dougie Almeida, Peter Leonard, & Elgin David

Welcome to the Wake Up Late with Dougie Show

Join Dougie & today's co-hosts, Peter Leonard & Elgin David, as the Open the Show discussing such things as; Peter's favorite loved the band Menudo, Roger Moore dies at the age of 89, Comic Hobbiest, comics helping comics, & what it must feel like getting let go from SNL.

What You Need to Know

The Doomsday Vault Isn't Flooded But We're All Still Going to Die, Scientists Worldwide Turn Telescopes to Alien “Megastructure” Star, & Margate man with huge penis, acquitted in murder case after oral-sex defense. So he got off...his defense stood up in court...he had a rock hard defense...OK

Straight From the Headlines

"Oil company watches over pregnant polar bear under bridge", "Thailand's chunky monkey on diet after gorging on junk food", "Woman Charged for Pointing Gun at Teen Allegedly Raping Dog, & "3 people had sex on a bar deck with a view of the Jourdan River, sheriff says"

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May 22, 2017 with Dougie Almeida & Jenn Hellmann

Welcome to the Wake Up Late with Dougie Show

Join Dougie & today's co-host, Jenn Hellmann, as they Open the Show discussing such things as; car sickness,  comedy venues with good food, Jenn may be starting a weekend room in Boca Raton,  the hassles of booking a room, & rules of dating strippers. 

What You Need to Know

Ringling Bros. Circus has its last performance, Democrats just can’t stop protesting, even their own election results, & Seth Rich Conspiracy Theories Re-Emerge

Straight From the Headlines

"10 hospitalized with botulism tied to nacho cheese sauce", "Man castrated transgender woman at her apartment: cops", "Elephant crushes S. African hunter to death: reports", "Used clothing store gets surprise donation of marijuana", "'Are you kidding me?' says woman who hit alligator on I-75", & "Grown-ups brawl at high school graduation in Tennessee"

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May 18, 2017 with Dougie Almeida & John Mc Clellan

Welcome to the Wake Up Late with Dougie Show Bonus Edition

Join Dougie & today's special guest comedian, John Mc Clellan, as they Open the Show discussing such things as;  John was on Millionaire Matchmaker, getting up early, being in a bank robbery, packing for the road, superhero T-Shirts, having kids, & World peace

What You Need to Know

Will Trump be Impeached?  'Fat but fit is a big fat myth' & New Orleans crews remove statue of Confederate general

Straight From the Headlines

"Man sues 'first date from hell' for texting during movie; director chimes in", "Mother's Day gift used to hide 12 pounds of meth, Arizona deputies say", "Alaska owner plans to resurrect strip club boat for summer", & "Florida woman finds iguana in toilet bowl, calls 911"

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May 16, 2017 with Dougie Almeida, Peter Leonard, & Elgin David

Welcome to the Wake Up Late with Dougie Show

Join Dougie & Today's co-hosts, Peter Leonard & Elgin David, as they Open the Show with disucssion on such things as;  reaching 5k friends on Facebook, Dougie's sick of sharing on social media, Bringing drugs on a plane, Internet tracking, & Geo Fences.

What You Need to Know

Man from Margate, Fla. chokes a woman with his penis and insists on showing it to jurors, Teenager dies from drinking too much caffeine to quickly,  DNC staffer may have been killed by Hillary Clinton, & Trump thought it might be a good idea to share some intel.

Straight From the Headlines

"Sebring Man Who Ordered Prostitute, Discovers That She is His Own Wife", "Man uses plastic bat to defend son from goose, gets ticket", "Pornography Can Be Ruining Men’s Sex Lives", & "Couple Caught Having Oral Sex In Dining Room At McDonald’s In Pennsylvania"

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May 15, 2017 with Dougie Almeida & Ciro Dobric

Welcome to the Wake Up Late with Dougie Show

Join Dougie & today's co-host, Ciro Dobric, as they Open the Show with discussions on such things as; Being away from home for 2 weeks & getting acclimated, Top 3 picks for singers who wore karate uniforms on stage, Comedy condos with no windows, & Dougie is getting frustrated with booking shows.

What You Need to Know

Watch of for ransomware! The MP3 is Dead!,  There's parasites in sushi!  & Mysterious sea monster turns out to be a whale.

Straight From the Headlines

"Family gets kicked off of a JetBlue flight for a birthday cake", "Woman attacked by camel at Jefferson Davis' last home", "Undercover agents find registered church to be sex club", "Topless cleaning service owner arrested for underwear theft", "Half-naked driver crashes car into store to get beer", & "Pastor trying to prove how Jesus walked on water gets eaten by crocodile"

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May 10, 2017 with Dougie Almeida

Welcome to the Wake Up Late with Dougie Show

Dougie is on his own this morning, broadcasting from his comedy condo in Wichita Kansas.  Listen in as Dougie Opens the show with; "Why was Comey Fired?",  Financial Markets don't seem to care at all,&  Support & Understanding vs. Discouraging & Controlling

What You Need to Know

Girl who fought off gator, tells us how she did it.  Deer caught eating human remains for first time.  North Korea could be preparing an electromagnetic pulse strike on the US from space.  Anonymous warns world to ‘prepare’ for World War 3, & Mexico was second deadliest country in 2016.

Straight From the Headlines

"Woman leaves a disappointing review for an 'herb grinder' that's used for weed", "Venezuelans prepare fecal cocktails to throw at security forces", "Sam the missing python slithers back to Alaska home", "Police: Man takes minivan when driver mistakes him for valet", "Teen earns college degree before high school diploma", "Teen's plea for free Wendy's nuggets sets retweet record", & "Class assignment to build toy gun sparks university lockdown"

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May 8, 2017 with Dougie Almeida, Kayla Esmond, & Josh Ogle

Welcome to the Wake Up Late with Dougie Show

Dougie is in Little Rock, AR. and met up with local comics, Kayla Esmond & Josh Ogle.  Listen in as they Open the Show discussing such things as; The great open mic at the "Preserved Moose", Dougie's weekend at the Loony Bin, & comedy roasts.

What You Need to Know

Man, 91, Died Happy After Family Told Him Trump Was Being Impeached: Obituary, 6-Year-Old Girl Dies From Bouncy Castle, Woman Accused of Helping Friend Kill Herself in Fiery Explosion Pleads Guilty, & 10-year-old girl pries open alligator's mouth to free leg in Florida lake attack

Straight From the Headlines

"Mayor charged with corruption hosts cruise to pay legal fees", "Charges dismissed against man accused of stealing mom's stew", "Group that skipped on bar bill pays up after online shaming","The dark side of May 4: Storm trooper causes alarm at school", "Sheriff: 'Hungry' burglar ate cheese sandwich, dill pickle"

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May 3, 2017 with Dougie Almeida & Peter Leonard

Welcome to the Wake Up Late with Dougie Show

Join Dougie & today's co-host, Peter Leonard, as they Open the Show discussing such things as; Peter's recent car accident, old people driving, Traffic attorneys, & Dougie's a bit nervous about flying again, 

What You Need To Know

12 Cars People Aren't Buying Anymore, Man backpack stolen as he helped co-worker off train tracks, The Eagles sue Hotel California, & Another hot woman in South Beach hooks up with guy, heads back to his place, has sex, then robs him.

Straight From the Headlines

"Hit and Run: Plumber's ashes flushed at ballparks", "Dispatcher heard snoring on 911 call is suspended for 6 days", "Court rejects German woman's demand for hotel to ID lover", "Twin sisters deliver baby boys on same day just hours apart", "Jackpot! Ice finally moves in Alaska river", "World's last male rhino getting help from Tinder dating app", & "First Nominee For 2017 Stepmom Of The Year Award Has Been Announced"

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May 1, 2017 with Dougie Almeida, Nadeem Awad, & Noam Manor

Welcome to the Wake Up Late with Dougie Show

Join Dougie & Today's Co-host, Nadeem Awad, as they welcome fellow comedian Noam Manor to Danger Studios. Listen in as Nadeem (Palestinian) & Noam (Isreali) get along just fine discussing comedy, behavior at open mics and on social media, & Dougie & Noam discuss an odd moment when they first met.

Here's What You Need to Know

Delta Pilot punches a woman trying to break up fight at airport, Kim Kardashian's Ass is Fake, Netflix is getting Strong armed by Hacker, & Frye Festival More like Hunger Games

Straight From the Headlines

"Guy in gorilla costume finishes London Marathon after 6 days", "Flower shop owner accused of stealing plants from cemetery", "Mystery in Virginia: Someone is shaving other people's cats", "Police: Time-consuming haircut prompts woman to pull gun", "911 call: Man wants police dog to search for stolen heroin", "Cops: Hooker, 22, Wanted Chicken McNuggets In Return For Sex Act", & "Tokyo jeweler offers gold Darth Vader masks for $1.4 million"

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Apr 26, 2017 with Dougie Almeida, D Jay Dangler & Chris Cope

Welcome to the Wake Up Late with Dougie Show

Join Dougie & today's guests, D Jay Dangler & Chris Cope, as they Open the Show discussing such things as; Power lifters for Jesus, DJ tells us about falling down a mountain, comedy festivals, & performing for kids.

Here's What You Need to Know

Simon, the worlds biggest rabbit, dies on a United Flight.  Aaron Hernandez was gay, & A disturbing sex trend called 'stealthing' is on the rise

Straight From the Headlines

"Coin flip decides new president of southern Illinois village", "Man grew pot because he thought it'd be legal soon", "Bad Experience" At Bookstore Prompts Man, 71, To Retaliate With Dildo Barrage" & "Chihuahua Drunk On Smirnoff Vodka Adds To His Owner's Criminal Woes"

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Apr 25, 2017 with Dougie Almeida & Elgin David

Welcome to the Wake Up Late with Dougie Show

Join Dougie & today's co-host, Elgin David, as they Open the Show discussing such things as; Car accidents, People who are dick heads, & Comedy Condos.

Here's What You Need to Know

Thai husband kills baby, self on Facebook Live, Utah man initially denied lung transplant over pot use dies after complications, family says, & Scientists create 'artificial womb' that could save premature babies' lives

Straight From the Headlines

"Bottoms up - and wallets empty! Bar in Washington, D.C. serves extravagant $1,000 COCKTAIL topped with entire bottle of Dom Perignon champagne", "Pet dog has sex change in rare operation after vets discovered she was a hermaphrodite", "Vienna bartender appeals fine for public belching _ and wins", "Loud sex sounds interrupt pro tennis match in Florida", & "10 pounds of pot wrongly sent to Pennsylvania pastor"

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Apr 18, 2017 with Dougie Almeida, Peter Leonard, & Elgind David

Welcome to the Wake Up Late with Dougie Show

Join Dougie & today's co-hosts, Peter Leonard & Elgin David, as they Open the Show discussing such things as; Latin Time, going bald, ways of dying,  & Peter's retirement plan may involve robbing a bank

Segment Two Top Stories

Boy, 5, Killed After Freak Accident at Rotating Restaurant, The family that smokes together, YouTube channel showing giraffe birth 2nd most live-viewed, & Las Vegas, hoping to stem HIV and hepatitis, to get needle vending machines

Straight From the Headlines

"She ran a heroin party house, and made customers pay a cover to get in, cops say", "Florida judge teaches yoga on courthouse lawn", "Ohio man turns in $14,000 found on side of road", & "Garbage piles up in Sri Lanka capital after 300-foot rubbish mountain is shut down following devastating collapse that killed 30 people"

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Apr 17, 2017 with Dougie Almeida, Ciro Dobric, & Jenn Hellmann

Welcome to the Wake Up Late with Dougie Show

Join Dougie & today's co-hosts, Ciro Dobric & Jenn Hellmann, as they Open the Show discussing such things as: Dougie's performances at Kosher Komedy Shows, Donald Trump approval rating over 50%, Dougie almost gets into fight with guy in parking lot on Easter Sunday.

Segment Two

United Airlines Kicks more people off their aiplane & Everyone should take off work tomorrow to find this Facebook Live Killer

Straight From the Headlines

"Man Arrested for Shouting the F-Word in Front of 75-Year-Old Woman", "Professor sues Wal-Mart over 'clean toilets' description", "Police impersonator pulls over officer, needs real lawyer", "California Chick-fil-A store seeks stolen cow costumes", "Nude model, photographer arrested at shopping center", "Boy, 8, craves burger, drives dad's van a mile to McDonald's", & "Horror as young man, 23, playing Judas in Easter passion play slips and accidentally hangs himself"

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Apr 13, 2017 with Dougie Almeida, Bob Burr & Bob DiBuono

Welcome to the Wake Up Late with Dougie Show

Join Dougie & todays guests, Bob Burr & Bob DiBuono, as the Open the Show with deep discussions on comedy and the business of comedy, amongst other things

Segment Two

Dougie has an idea for United Airlines and other airlines on how to deal with overbooking.  Political correctness in comedy.  Douche bags on Facebook & dealing with fellow asshole comics.

Straight From the Headlines

"Dog Gone: Pet named General opens doors, flees animal clinic", "DON’T RISE TO IT Giant willy statue erected outside chapel leaves church members raging", "Man gets 2-cent check from government and doesn't know why", "Condom-clogged pipe provides police clue in cracking Texas brothel", "Arizona man accused of stealing a woman's purse on 1st date", & "Man complains tax check saying 'sexual favors' not cashed

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Apr 11, 2017 with Dougie Almeida & Elgin David

Welcome to the Wake Up Late with Dougie Show

Join Dougie & today's co-host, Elgin David, as they Open the Show with a discussion about Doctor who got kicked off the United flight.  Elgin feels bad for the guy and Dougie thinks he got what he deserved. Dougie even thinks the lady who was sitting across from the guy upset about the whole thing should have been dragged off the plane as well.

Segment Two

discussions on karaoke song choices, being castrated, & Dougie shows Elgin some Hapkido moves & goes over what it takes to be a "Bad Ass"

Straight From the Headlines

"NY makes tuition free, but students must stay after college", "Masters-style green jacket bought for $5 sells for $139K", "Teen's quest for Wendy's nuggets gets huge Twitter support", "Ashes of late NHL enforcer Bob Probert spread in penalty box", & "Florida Man Defiles Washing Machine At Soapy's Coin Laundromat, Cops Report"

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Apr 10, 2017 with Dougie Almeida & Ciro Dobric

Welcome to the Wake Up Late with Dougie Show

Join Dougie & today's co-host, Ciro Dobric, as they Open the Show discussing such things as; Boner pills, RIP Don Rickles, Salute to Pres. Donald Trump and 60 tomahawk missles, & Dougie admires the uniforms of the Swedish Gaurd & the hats of North Korean military officers.

Segment Two

"United passenger forcibly removed from flight after refusing to give up seat", "Aspiring Rapper Eats $621 Worth of Seafood, Then Jumps in the Sea to Beat the Check:", & "Cops, Man Missing After He Allegedly Jumped Off Cruise Ship on Honeymoon

Straight From the Headlines

"College giving degrees to 6 family members, 5 posthumously", "South Dakota man gets $190 fine for snake without leash", "Airline changes its tune after banning, then allowing cello", "Machete cuts off man's hand in fight, but it gets reattached", & "UK woman who urinated on Trump golf course loses case"

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Apr 5, 2017 with Dougie Almeida, Frank Del Pizzo, & Marianette Torres

Welcome to the Wake Up Late with Dougie Show

Join Dougie & today's guest comedian, Frank Del Pizzo & Marianette Torres, as the Open the show discussing such things as; Getting deals on travel, getting in shape, Dougie isn't Italian, & new comics don't get.

Segment Two

What's the role of the Feature comedian on a comedy show? Doing crowd work, Turning over material, & Importance of having, "Clean material"

Straight From the Headlines

"Man arrested for bridge fire in Atlanta", "Illinois Man Arrested In Donkey Punch Incident", "Principal sorry for prom dress poster with do's and don'ts", "Police: 7-11 clerk refuses dirty pennies, woman pulls guns", & "Florida Man Blames His Arrest On Faulty Legal Advice From Wikipedia"

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Apr 3, 2017 with Dougie Almeida, Ciro Dobric, & Lindsay Glazer

Welcome to the Wake Up Late with Dougie Show

Join Dougie & today's co-host, Ciro Dobric, as they welcome fellow comedian, Lindsay Glazer to Danger Studios.  Listen in as they discuss such things as; Dougie's 50th Birthday Party, some comedy drama between Fasil Malik & John Gregory at Taurus Thursday night, & Lindsay has a World Star account.

Segment Two

Extinct creature sightings are piling up in Australia & Wife Of Teacher Accused Of Abducting Student Files For Divorce

Straight From the Headlines

"Sorority sister dies after choking at pancake-eating contest", "Pennsylvania couple leave long letter as prank for postman", "High heels for infants sparks controversy online", & "Man sues after asking for real butter, getting a substitute"

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Mar 28, 2017 with Dougie Almeida, Peter Leonard, & Elgin David

Welcome to the Wake Up Late with Dougie Show

Join Dougie & today's co-hosts, Peter Leonard & Elgin David, as they Open the Show disucssing such things as: update on our deadpool, Peter spent the evening watching woman's wrestling, Elgin learns sign language online, & is it true, if you put Visine in somoen's drink, they'll immediately have diarreah? 

Segment Two

The guys review these happenings; Special Ed teacher arrested for messing around with one of her students, Florida man would rather stab his roomate, than watch her leave town, & a couple try to sell their 5 month old baby on Craig's List.

Straight From the Headlines

"Florida man cited for eating pancakes in the street", "Suspect in Massachusetts liquor store robbery found sleeping", "After fight, Indiana man receives 'ATHE1ST' license plate", "Canada pulls vehicle license plate deemed offensive", & "Town of Reduction, population 60, up for sale in Pennsylvania"

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Mar 27, 2017 with Dougie Almeida, Ciro Dobric, & Jenn Hellmann

Welcome to the Wake Up Late with Dougie Show

Join Dougie & today's co-hosts, Ciro Dobric & Jenn Hellmann, as they Open the Show discussing such things as; Dougie thinks Jenn can be a bit manly sometimes, Dougie use to dress like Prince, & Dougie flips out on a  "Figgity F#$&" sitting next to him at the airport.

Segment Two

Russia just had its biggest unsanctioned protests in years, and hundreds are in jail, Violence breaks out at pro-Trump rally in Huntington Beach, & Two girls barred from United flight for wearing leggings

Straight From the Headlines

"Man errantly texted prosecutor about drug swap", "Parrots flying high on drugs are annoying farmers by plundering poppy fields to feed their opium addiction", "Drug dealers use fake bananas to transport cocaine", & "Idaho woman says she crashed because she saw a sasquatch"

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