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Weekly Comedy Podcast Hosted by Dougie Almeida & Co-Host Jenn Hellmann Tuesdays at 8pm on The Gonzo Radio Show Facebook Page & Youtube Challenge

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Show Opens with discussions on such things as; HUGE Explosion in Beirut today, Boston Bomber Won’t Get the Death Penalty, So What Alternative Would You Suggest? Trump Bans Tick Tock, How Do You Feel About China? Tom Hanks Becomes a Citizen of Greece. Is He a Pedophile, Trying to Avoid Extradition?  Bryan Callen Accused of Sexual Assault.  & Anyone Get Seeds From China In Their Mail?

Joke Write Stories

"Vermont farmer returns prosthetic leg that skydiver lost during jump", "Woman Arouses The Internet By Accidentally Buying Phallic Cutting Board", "A Man Who Lost His Penis Now Has a New One Growing On His Arm", & "Drugs plane bound for Australia was so packed with cocaine it was too heavy to take off, police say"

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Show Opens with discussions on; Will Major League Baseball make it this year? Should kids go back to school? & the guys share their thoughts on Congressman Ted Yoho, allegedly calling AOC a F*#King Bitch.

Word of the Day "EQUANIMITY"

& Our Stories for "Joke Write"

"Couple banned by Walmart after wearing Nazi flag face masks at Marshall, Minnesota store", "Filipino President Duterte suggests disinfecting masks with gasoline, quickly corrected", "Police responding to lose panther report find stuffed toy", "Cash-obsessed kitten twice attempts to steal money from bar", "In Sweden, female priests now outnumber male ones" & "Florida Man Receives $3.9 Million in COVID-19 Relief Funds, Buys a Lamborghini and Gets Arrested for Fraud"

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Show Opens with discussions on: WILL COMEDY SURVIVE COVID, WILL PRO SPORTS SURVIVE COVID & RACIAL DIVIDE?,Boycotts / Goya & Five Guys, & In lieu of Jada Pinkett Cheating on Will Smith, What is your worst cheating story, either the cheater or the cheated.

Word of the Day: ENTANGLEMENT

Then It's Time for "Joke Write" Today's guest compete to write the best joke using these stories from the headlines:

"Man stacks 485 Jenga blocks in Guinness record-breaking tower", "Martial artist completes 152 knee strikes wearing 11-pound weight", "Jacket loaned to friend with $75,000 winning lotto ticket in pocket", "Cat rescued after two weeks with head stuck in plastic jar" & "Naked Cowboy chased off by NYC protesters who say he was 'antagonizing' at City Hall"

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Show Opens with discussions on...Kanye West announces he's running for President...Reopening of Schools....& What will happen with the arrest of Ghislaine Maxwell

Word of the Day "Perseverance"

TIME FOR THE “JOKE WRITE”

Monique & Richie write jokes from these stories...

"Giant wave sweeps newlyweds into the ocean during photo shoot", "Exotic bird that escaped from New York state zoo found in residential yard", "Boys magnet fishing in Finland lake find rusty hand grenade", "Disoriented horse rescued more than a mile offshore", & "Dutch ID cards will soon omit gender, says minister"

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We Just Can't Avoid Talking About....Defunding the Police, What does that mean? &  What Would you do if confronted by aggressive protesters, while carrying a gun? Signs your a "Bad Human" & Word of the Day "Horse-Pucky"

Straight From the Headlines

"Poland Accidentally Invades Czech Republic In 'Minor Misunderstanding', "Florida man fist-fights alligator to save dog", "Distillery recalls gin bottles mistakenly filled with hand sanitizer", "Louisiana man charged after swim in Bass Pro Shop aquarium", "Topless UK woman helps save family from drowning", & "Man's bladder explodes after holding in pee for 18 hours after beer binge"

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Show Opens with discussions about; Dougie & Sheba getting back on stage after 2 1/2 months, New York Comics are putting together "Racist Comics List", & All tells us about his new book, "Did it On a Dare How I built a Comedy Empire in 30 Short Years" & Much More.

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"Cobbler's social distancing shoes are each 2 1/2 feet long", "Treasure stash worth over $1 million found in Rocky Mountains after decade-long search", "'We'll be back': Italy prison escapees promise to return", "Man buys eight identical tickets for same lottery drawing, wins $800,000", & "Amazon worker loses engagement ring while packing boxes"

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Show Opens with Dougie & Minda discussing, racism, nurture vs nature, personal responsibility, ideas on what can be done to stop bad cops, Drew Brees should have just kept quiet, & Much More!!

Straight From the Headlines

"Australian man acquitted after 2 allegedly enter wrong home with machetes for 'sexual fantasy,' scare stranger", "Pennsylvania woman allegedly kept grandma's corpse in freezer for 15 years, collected Social Security checks", & "Gibraltar moves to protect its monkeys against coronavirus

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Show Opens with Dougie falling in love with an, "Ugly Duckling". New game called "Who's Worse?" & people capable of getting unemployment, are now considering not going back to work. 

Straight From the Headlines

"White Woman Who Called Police On Black Bird-Watcher In Central Park Has Been Fired", "Florida woman arrested after kissing strangers at bar, calling 911 on same bar for violating distancing rules", "A radio station denied a caller a prize because he'd 'mispronounced' a pop star's name. Then the star waded in", "India captures ‘spy’ pigeon suspected of working for Pakistan", "US family turns in $1MM found on street", & "Pakistan plane crash survivor: 'All I could see was fire'

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Show Opens with Dougie telling us about his recent "Bout with Technology", Dougie thinks the world is about to get even crazier & Dougie's family never used photo albums, just a big box.

Straight From the Headlines

"UK railway ticket office worker dies from Covid-19 after being spat on", "Florida teen accidentally runs over, kills dad while learning to park truck", "Jet doing flyover to salute front line workers crashes, killing 1", "A Hong Kong ice cream shop now offers 'tear gas' flavored ice cream to remind people of pro-democracy demonstrations, which broke out nearly a year ago", "Korean soccer team apologizes for sex dolls in the stands", "World's shortest man regains crown after previous Guinness record holder dies", & "'I make £5,000 a month with photos of my feet - these are the weirdest requests'

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Show Opens with Dougie & Jay discussing such things as; how Dougie learned about Visine early in life, Dougie gets a free meal from Bone Fish Grill & gets an audition for Michelob Ultra commercial, RIP Jerry Stiller, Mike Tyson is coming out of retirement & Assembly woman from California, tells Elon Musk to "F-Off"

Straight From the Headlines

"Cuomo says it's 'shocking' most new coronavirus hospitalizations are people who had been staying home", "5-Year-Old Who Stole Parents' Car Gets Rewarded With Lamborghini Ride", "NBC News apologizes for 'inaccurately' quoting William Barr", "Doctors performing CT scan on man with back pain discover he has 3 kidneys", & "Men take Guinness record for ping pong ball catches in shaving cream

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Show Opens with discussions on; Murder Hornets, Long Walks & bicycling etiquette, Mike tells us about his sort of cooking & Untrustworthy news and medical advice.

Straight From the Headlines

"Sheriff’s secret swinger life exposed days after he admitted to killing a man", "Drive-Thru Strip Club Serves Up Sexy (And Safe) Solution For Coronavirus Blues", "Police: Woman wanted to get close to alligator before attack", "What is Discovery Island, the abandoned Disney World attraction where a man was caught camping?", "A man wore a KKK hood to a California grocery store after a mask mandate was put in place", "Louisiana police warn of 'aggressive chicken' stalking bank customers", "Man in China learns it doesn't pay to bury cash", "Hiker celebrating end of coronavirus lockdown falls to her death while posing for photo", & "News anchor allegedly caught cheating when half-naked woman walks into live shot"

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Show Opens with Dougie & Jenn discussing such things as Florida is re-opening!! Are Floridians ready?  RIP Florida comedian "Grandma Lee".  Florida comic calls her passing a bit early and ignores requests from family members, when asked to edit his social media posts.  Trump got caught in a Brainstorm session & our Word of the Day, "Pragmatism"

Straight From the Headlines

"Monkey caught on camera flying kite on rooftop", "Sand filled the San Clemente skate park, so dirt bikers showed up", "Sex toy sales take off amid Colombia's coronavirus quarantine", "Ashley Madison says cyber affairs have surged under coronavirus quarantine", "Oregon man drove to 11 different Wendy's restaurants twice in 1 day to stock up on free nuggets", & "Woman saved after breast implant deflected bullet away from her heart"

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Show Opens with Dougie & Minda discussing the debate between Staying Home & Getting Out There!!  Minda admits to shopping with no mask.  Dougie never shares porn, & Kim Jung Un maybe close to death.

Straight From the Headlines

"Florida couple, both doctors, filmed stealing Trump 2020 flag from neighbor while their child begged not to", "Maryland police issue 'final warning' for resident getting mail without pants on amid coronavirus stay-at-home order", "Iran's Revolutionary Guard Corps says its handheld device can detect coronavirus, scientists scoff", "A Connecticut man broke into a restaurant that was closed due to COVID-19 and spent four days eating, and drinking 70 bottles of liquor", & "North Carolina farm renting out animals to crash Zoom meetings"

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Show Opens with Dougie & LA discussing such things as 90 Day Fiance, Tiger King & if Carole Baskin killed her husband, Future of comedy post Covid-19, Cruise Ship Comedy will suffer, Comedy Condo vs. Hotel, Lesson to learn from Corona Pandemic, & The Word of the Day "Necessity"

Straight From the Headlines

"Man accused of scamming pizza restaurants with fake large orders for police", "French pensioner ejected from fighter jet after accidentally grabbing bang seat* handle", "Pennsylvania woman, 93, makes coronavirus plea for more beer amid lockdown in viral photo", & "Woman fined for taking turtle for a walk in Rome"

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Show Opens with Jen bringing Dougie some Birthday gifts. Then they discuss such things as; Mask or no mask? Dougie has been snoozing dozens on Facebook, If this pandemic broke you, Dougie doesn't need to hear your advice, Stand Up Comedy doesn't work without an audience, & Introducing a new segment in our show, "Word of the Day" Today's word, "Proficiency" 

Straight From the Headlines

"Sex workers stranded in Germany as coronavirus shuts brothels", "Twins born during coronavirus outbreak in India named 'Corona' and 'Covid', "Florida man hangs giant toilet paper roll in front yard", "Illinois Mayor Sends Police To Break Up Parties. They Found His Wife At One Of Them", "Police in India raise coronavirus awareness with virus costumes while directing traffic, on patrol", "Stray puppy brought home by construction worker turns out to be fox cub", & "Louis C.K. releases new stand-up special for people 'who need to laugh'

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Show Opens with Dougie & Jay discussing such things as; comedy during quarantine, Doing comedy with no crowd & performing to social media, Since Dougie mentioned a stripper on our last show, he shares some of his thoughts on the profession.  Doesn't this feel like Groundhog Day? Can comedy survive the Corona Virus & much more

In Straight From the Headlines

"Tampa pastor arrested for holding church services despite 'safer at home' order", "Corona virus: Police left in 'absolute shock' after finding 25 adults and children at karaoke party despite lockdown", "Corona virus in Italy: Some of the most surprising excuses people have used to leave home", "US man teaching dog how to drive arrested after high-speed chase", & "What's a 'Urine Garden,' & Why Is Kanye West Building One at His $14 Million Wyoming Ranch?"

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Special Edition of the Wake Up Late with Dougie Show "In Times of Crisis"

In Times of Crisis, there exists a set societal rules, suggested to those who are amidst that crisis.  Dougie has felt the need to share that with all of you.  Let's do what we need to do, together, to get through this together.

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'Game Zero?' Soccer Game Attended by 40,000 Fans Likely Made This Italian City a Coronavirus Epicenter", "Chinese students fleeing virus-hit U.S. pay $20,000 for seats on private jets", "Coronavirus fuels toilet paper buying spree, California officials implore people not to flush t-shirts, wipes", "Missouri woman gives birth in Walmart toilet paper aisle", "Italian priest accidentally live streams mass with Facebook filters active", "Cannabis lobby warns against smoking due to coronavirus", "Condom shortage looms after coronavirus lockdown shuts world's top producer", "Uranus, No Joke, Is Leaking Gas" & "Customer leaves $10,000 tip, anonymously, in Florida restaurant"

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March 17, 2020

St Patrick’s Day Show

Show Opens with discussion on the Corona Virus & it's ruining everything! 15 Annoying people during this pandemic. Dougie is happy the gym is closed...Minda reminds everyone that current assistance, does not equated to Socialism...Dougie promotes self responsibility & we all may be getting $1k from Trump! Yeah!!

Straight From the Headlines

"Corona virus 'emergency'? Oregon police ask people to stop calling 911 because they ran out of toilet paper", "Pig sparks farm fire in England after eating, defecating battery-powered pedometer", "Canadian boy, 8, wins $200 worth of cannabis products at youth hockey tournament", & "Arcade Switches Toys In Claw Machine For Sanitizers"

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Show Opens with Dougie & Jen ranting against those who don't know crap, but seem to think they're qualified to give advice.  Then Dougie suggests, Since the Hollywood elite, feel so strongly about sharing the wealth & socialism, why don't they share their acting rolls & movie parts, with all the other SAG actors out there?  Jen thinks some comics will wake up in a few years, blaming comedy for stealing their lives.  To Know Oneself, is to Know God!

Straight From the Headlines

"Oprah Winfrey falls down at wellness tour while talking about 'balance;' loses shoes", "Three people died at an Instagram influencer's birthday party in Moscow after dry ice was poured into a swimming pool", "Man steals candy bar, gets run over and killed by truck", "California homeowner uses motion-activated sprinkler with 'impressive amount of pressure' to thwart thieves", & "Mumbai: Airport staffer carries luggage with ‘BOM’ tag, beaten up on suspicion of being terrorist"

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Show Opens with Dougie Unfriending & Blocking a Friend on Facebook for Trolling & Bernie Sanders comments about Fidel Castro, surely loses Dem votes in Miami. Then Dougie rants about Achievement vs Entitlement.

Straight From the Headlines

"Deontay Wilder Claims Wearing 40-Pound Costume Before Tyson Fury Fight Left His Legs Dead", "Krispy Kreme Is Launching Delivery So You Can Get Donuts Right To Your Door", "Herpes-carrying monkeys brought to Florida for tourism may multiply out of control", "Male baboon escapes Australia medical facility with ‘two wives’ before vasectomy, health official says", "Alaska airman receives discipline for urinating in coffee maker", "Thousands Of Bees Attack Police, Firefighters Responding To Sting Report", & "36-Year-Old Woman Arrested For Calling 911 After Parents Shut Off Cellphone"

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