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July 2, 2015 with Dougie Almeida & Stephen Johnson

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Join Dougie & today’s guest co-host, Stephen Johnson as the spend the morning discussing such things as;  Steve’s start in comedy, Steve & Dougie teaming up to offer comics a run here in South Florida, having run in with comics & much more. 

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“Mom Hit Daughter Who Flushed Her Pot”, & “Man Dies When Large Firework He’s Holding Next To His Head Explodes”

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July 1, 2015 with Dougie Almeida, Elgin David, & The Rev. Bob Levy

Welcome to the Wake Up Late with Dougie Show

Join Dougie & today’s co-host, Elgin David as they spend the morning discussing such things as:  Life back in high school, Have you ever searched for someone you used to know back in the day on Facebook?, Elgin tells us about his “Boy Band” days, & classic video games.

Straight From the Headlines

“Six arrested during Lakewood Church service” & “Texas Liberals Sign Petition to Remove ‘Racist’ George Washington Statue”

You Know What I’m Saying with the Rev. Bob Levy

Bob busts Dougie’s balls about his recent showing at the World Series of Comedy in Providence, Bob cuts his foot with his weed Wacker, Jimmy Fallon has to cancel 3 weeks of the Tonight Show because he cut his finger, & Charles Grodin compliments Louie CK.

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June 30, 2015 with Dougie Almeida, Minda, & Jon Levine

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Join Dougie & today’s co-hosts, Minda & Jon Levine as they spend the morning discussing:  Gay marriage, Dougie announces his comedy contest, “So You Think You Can Feature”, Minda & Jon discuss recent shows with Barry Sobel, & then things get political.

Straight From the Headlines

“NBC Cutting Ties to Donald Trump Over ‘Derogatory’ Remarks About Immigrants”, “Girl, 13, Arrested For Vicious Videotaped Attack On Classmate, Small Boy”, & “First robot wedding in Japan takes place and even ends with a kiss”

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June 25, 2015 with Dougie Almeida, Minda, & Jordan Garnett

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Join Dougie & today’s co-hosts, Minda & Jordon Garnett, as Jordan spends the morning sharing with us his ordeal with the owners of Alibaba Hookah Lounge.  Doug just can’t understand why Jordan would go back to someone who put a gun to his head. 

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 'Fox & Friends' Co-Host Accidentally Throws Axe at Bystander on Live TV”, “Diddy's Actions 'Solely Defensive in Nature' to Protect Himself and Son”, “Man, 90, pulls gun on post office employee in Boca Raton”, “Meet the French teenager trying to become the first woman in MLB”, & “Westlake | Naked couple arrested in bizarre incident”

From Across the Pond

“Man who had sex with postbox found dead outside Chinese restaurant”

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June 24, 2015 with Dougie Almeida & Peter Leonard

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Join Dougie & today’s co-host, Peter Leonard as they spend the morning discussing such things as; Peter tells us about getting rear ended by a young lady, are you addicted to social media?  Are you socially inept? Dougie discusses the similarities between Jai-alai & Track Ball, Dougie used to cut Chinese stars out of sheet metal, Dougie & Peter discuss some of their mischievous activities from childhood, The guys aren’t too happy about the Festival in China were they are killing and torturing dogs in the streets, Along with..

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“Woman arrested after fight with mother over chicken and biscuits”, “Tampa man accused of drowning rabbit has expensive criminal history”, “Man allegedly murders boss, assumes control of business”, “L.A. Gang Member Gold Plate’s Own Genitals To Death”, “Dick Van Patten, 'Eight Is Enough' Star, Dies at 86”, “Florida woman took selfies during sex with dog inside grandma's house: cops”, & “Edward Van Halen FIRED from VAN HALEN!”.

From Across the Pond

Woman posts ad for 'open minded person' to use time machine built in her garage

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June 23, 2015 with Dougie Almeida, Jon Levine, & The Rev. Bob Levy

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Join Dougie & today’s co-host, Jon Levine as they discuss such things as; having sex with tall woman, should any state fly the confederate flag?  Dougie goes to a Chinese “All you can eat” restaurant, Dougie hates manual labor, Jon would live in Canada if he had to, & much more

Straight From the Headlines

“Flesh-Eating Bacteria Kills Two in Florida as Water Temperatures Rise”, “Accused Zimmerman shooter faces attempted murder charge in Florida: reports”, “The 10 Best Pizzas in New York City”, “Maria De La Fuente Caro accused of operating brothel at Boca Spa”, & “Anderson Cooper: Steven Hawking Warns Development Of Intelligent Machines Poses Major Threat To Humanity - He Predicts Smart-Pill For Boosting Brain Power”

“You Know What I’m Saying” with the Rev Bob Levy

Dougie tells Bob he has air-conditioned seats, Bob thinks Chinese people don’t die, & Bob asks Dougie why he never had any kids.

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June 18, 2015 with Dougie Almeida, Tim Hanlon, & Jon Levine

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Join Dougie & today’s co-hosts, Tim Hanlon & Jon Levine as they discuss such things as; who’s running for President here in the US,  does the rest of the world respect President Obama?, Dougie asks, will gay marriages last longer than heterosexual marriages?, & Much more.

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“Neil Young Says Don’t Use My Song — Gets The Ultimate Response From Trump’s Camp”, “Woman Who Helped Prisoners Escape May Face 8 Years in Prison”, “Rachel Dolezal Claims There’s No Proof She’s the Daughter of her Said Parents”, “Tiger Who Escaped Zoo Killed A Man in Ukraine”, “Rachel Dolezal was In a Sex Tape with Her Ex-Husband”, & “Widow claims husband died from pedicure-gone-wrong”

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June 17, 2015 with Dougie Almeida, Peter Leonard, & Elgin David

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Join Dougie & today’s co-hosts, Peter Leonard & Elgin David as they discuss such things as; Miami Marlins & Professional Baseball, Bad drivers, Dougie had to carry a handkerchief as a kid, Peter has a first date with a Columbian chick, Remember Kathy Willets?, The guys discuss their phobias, & much more.

Straight From the Headlines

“5 dead, 8 injured in balcony collapse in California, police say”, “Man dies after falling into trash compactor”, “Spacecraft that landed on comet finally wakes up”, “Beachgoers warned against swimming after shark attacks”, “You Can Still, Still Get Fired for Smoking Marijuana in Colorado”, “Monsanto Develops First Genetically Modified Strain of Marijuana”, “Queens Man Left Father’s Body in Morgue for over a Year to Steal His Social Security”, “Prince puts on private show at White House”, & “Cocaine found in passenger's fried fish at Miami International Airport”

From Across the Pond

Man dies after ordering a glass of wine and being served dishwater detergent by mistake

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June 16, 2015 with Dougie Almeida, Tim Hanlon, Minda, & Jon Levine

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Today we bring your our version of the Fantastic Four, Dougie Almeida, Tim Hanlon, Minda, & Jon Levine. Listen in as they spend the morning discussing:  Dougie’s recently hired some tree trimmers and wasn’t too happy with their work, Minda observed woman being sluts in Delray, & Local comic Fasil, offers tags to Jim Florentine after his set.  As well as…

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“NAACP leader Rachel Dolezal lied about being black: parents”, “Student with dark tan accused of wearing ‘blackface’ in high school yearbook”, “4 Tourists Plead Guilty to Obscenity for Posing Naked on Malaysian Peak”, “Video of Santa Ana Police Pot-Shop Raid Shows Officers Eating ‘Edibles,’ Attorney Says”, “100-year-old New York woman hits man, 84, with her car”, & “Serial Horse Fucker Breaks Leg Trying to Fuck Horse”

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June 11, 2015 with Dougie Almeida, Lenny Travis, & The Rev. Bob Levy

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Join Dougie & today’s co-host, Lenny Travis as they discuss; Performing to virgins, recent news on Off the Hook Comedy Club & Boca Black Box Theater, will Greece ever pay back all the money they are borrowing?, Dougie gets an incredible deal from his mortgage company, update on the two escaped prisoners in upstate New York, NBA Finals between Cleveland Cavaliers & Golden State Warriors, & Will Dwayne Wade stay in Miami?

Straight From the Headlines

“NYPD Commissioner Claims it has a Hard Time Hiring Black Police Officers Because Most of Them Have Criminal Records”, “Miley Cyrus Doesn’t Relate to Being a Boy or a Girl”, “Porn Hub Will Make Adult Movie In Space”, “Tomorrow Land May End Up Losing Over $120MM for Disney”, Woman Busted for Hamburger Assault”, “US Ousts Russia as the Largest Producer of Oil & Natural Gas” & “US Navy Test Electromagnetic Jet Launcher"

You Know What I’m Saying with the Rev. Bob Levy

Dougie & Bob discuss Roman candle fights, eating Shepard’s Pie & French bread pizza, Bob rubs it in about Cleveland Cavs in the NBA Finals, Walmart Fight, & Bob Levy is hosting a Comedy Contest, “The Last Comic Fapping” go to www.revboblevy.com

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June 10, 2015 with Dougie Almeida, Peter Leonard, & Elgin David

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Join Dougie & today’s co-hosts, Peter Leonard & Elgin David as they spend the morning discussing; The Pool Party fight supposedly started by a racist slur, The Fight at Walmart between two woman, one who was driving a handicap scooter and the other who was with her six year old son, who undoubtedly, will eventually be in the White Trash Hall of Fame, & much more.  Not to mention, Peter is smitten with Elgin’s girlfriend, who’s in studio, and hams it up for her all morning.

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Jun 9, 2015 with Dougie Almeida, Minda, Jon Levine, & Tim Hanlon

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Join Dougie & today’s co-hosts, Minda & Jon Levine, as they spend the morning discussing:  Dougie’s weekend working at Belushi’s Comedy Bar, new all male restaurant called, “Tally Whackers”, Minda speaks up to support the plight of the stripper, Minda is dating a few guys, but not having sex with any of them, & Dougie asks Jon if he’s ever seen a baby dick on a man?

Then Tim Hanlon calls in to explain how he forgot about his spot featuring for Jim Florentine at Wise Guys Comedy Show at Tavolinos, he praises Dougie for his set at WSOC at McCurdy’s, Would more people answer, Yes, to a guest spot, over having sex with Minda?, Congratulations to American Pharaoh for winning the Triple Crown & much more.

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 "‘Moron’ terrorist takes a selfie in front of ISIS headquarters, Air Force bombs it 22 hours later”, “Why Have 74 Prominent Scientists Been Murdered In The Past Ten Years?”, “New York man says fortuneteller scammed him out $700K”, “That sinking feeling: Barge overturns, crushes Rapa Nui Reef”, & “Health insurers seek big premium hikes for ObamaCare plans in 2016”

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June 4, 2015 with Dougie Almeida, Lenny Travis, & Flip Schultz

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Join Dougie & today’s co-host Lenny Travis as they discuss such things as:  having sex with fat chicks, Lenny shaves his whole body, Lenny shares some jokes for his private gig,  Jim Florentine on, “Louie”, & Much more.

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“Sarah Silverman says won't get married until all couples can”, “Famous Japanese hot spring closed after string of orgies revealed”, & “A Pill That Makes Your Farts Smell Like Chocolate”

Special Guest Comic

Flip Schultz joins Dougie in the studio to discuss doing comedy on cruise ships, being married to a comic, & much more.

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June 3, 2015 with Dougie Almeida, Peter Leonard, & Elgin David

Wake Up Late with Dougie Show

Join Dougie & today’s co-hosts Peter Leonard & Elgin David as they spend the morning discussing:  Wise Guys Comedy Shows are back at Meatball Room, Ever walk into your hotel room and have someone in there already?, The guys try to play matchmaker with Caitlin Jenner, Which beer company has the best advertisements?, & Remember the Tylenol tampering back in the 80s?

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“2,400-Year-Old Ancient Gold Bongs Unearthed In Russia”, “Baltimore shootings are up 82.5%, or nearly double from last year”, “Ten Years Without a Hurricane Hit, Is Florida's Lucky Streak About to End?”, “Airlines try to save time with speedier boarding process”, “Police Remove Cyclist From Nude Bike Ride In Kent Because He Had An Erection”, “2 Hialeah police dogs found dead in officer’s vehicle”, & “Criminal steals sunglasses, leaves $1M lottery ticket”

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June 2, 2015 with Dougie Almeida, Minda, & Jon Levine

Welcome to the Wake Up Late with Dougie Show

Join Dougie & today’s co-hosts, Minda & Jon Levine, as they spend the morning discussing:  Dougie busts Jon’s balls for not getting into the World Series of Comedy, Minda & Dougie share stories from the WSOC, the guys comment on Caitlin Jenner’s Vanity Fair Cover, Jon & Dougie discuss a couple of the private gigs they recently did, Jon tells us how he saved a guy from drowning at the dog park, & much more.

Straight From the Headlines

“Introducing Caitlyn Jenner”, “Lion 'jumps into car and kills woman' at South African nature park”, “Study: Painkillers, Anti-Anxiety Medications Linked To Increased Risk Of Homicide”, “Horror as Enrique Iglesias's fingers are SLICED by drone during Mexico concert - but bloodied singer continues performing for 30 minutes before being airlifted to LA hospital”, “EXCLUSIVE: Undercover DHS Tests Find Security Failures at US Airports”, “Marijuana church given tax-exempt status in Indiana: ‘Somebody at the IRS loves us”, “Do you want an exorcism with that? World's first witchcraft cafe sells love-spells and black magic alongside coffee and cake”, “Loud sex noises land woman in jail”, & “Woman stabbed in eye with fork for ‘taking the last rib’”

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May 28, 2015 with Dougie Almeida & Jon Levine

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Join Dougie & today’s co-host, Jon Levine as they spend the morning discussing; Dougie can now speak Cambodian, Dougie gets the rumbles from eating at Fuddruckers, Kenny Rogers, & Boston Market, Jon raves about Uber, & much more

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“Soccer officials arrested in Zurich; World Cup votes probed”, “20 Times Teammates Broke The Bro Code”, “Walmart, Tracy Morgan Settle Lawsuit Related to Deadly Accident”, “Tatum O'Neal reveals she's been dating women”, & “9 International Locales To Retire and Live Better”

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May 27, 2015 with Dougie Almeida & Peter Leonard

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Join Dougie & today’s co-host, Peter Leonard as they spend the morning discussing; what’s on TV, Peter still hasn’t found a job, “Actress Anne Meara, mother of Ben Stiller, dies at 85”, & much more.

Straight From the Headlines

“3 kids injured when waterspout uproots bounce house”, “New McDonald’s In Phoenix Run Entirely By Robots”, “B.B. King's Daughters Allege Blues Singer Was Poisoned Before His Death”, “Johnny Depp faces possible 10-year prison sentence for bringing dogs to Australia”, “Women are buying more sex than ever before, new research claims”, “13 Fast Food Items You Should Never Order According To The Employees”, “Boeing Unveils Amazing, Slightly Terrifying New Electromagnetic Pulse Weapon”, & “Lockheed Martin's laser weapon destroyed a truck from a mile away within seconds”

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May 26, 2015 with Dougie Almeida, Tim Hanlon, & Minda

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Join Dougie & today’s co-hosts, Tim Hanlon & Minda, as they discuss:  Dougie’s cruise on Royal Caribbean’s “Adventure of the Seas”, Tim’s done with Comedy Contests, All three of these guys are competing this week in the World Series of Comedy at McCurdy’s Comedy Theater in Sarasota, Jordan Garnett (Comic) vs. Alibaba Hookah Lounge (Venue), & Minda jumps out of a plane.

Straight From the Headlines

“Woman beats up boyfriend for not fucking her in El Burrito Loco bathroom”, “Florida mother agrees to son's circumcision after jail time”, & “15 Entertainers Who Tragically Died Mid-Performance”

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May 14, 2015 with Dougie Almeida, Lenny Travis & Rich Vos

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Join Dougie & today’s co-host, Lenny Travis as they discuss; Mike Panzeca’s new comedy room on Tuesday nights and its first show this past week,  The Amtrak train crash in Philadelphia, & Shaquille O’Neil’s son is playing basketball as a high school freshman and he’s 6’7.  

Straight From the Headlines: “Elon Musk Fears Google’s Drones Will Eventually Attack Humans”, “Florida mom breastfed while driving drunk, deputies say”, & “Woman held for driving wrong way while drunk, naked”

Guest Comedian Rich Vos joins Dougie in the studio to discuss sobriety, comedy venues, & much more.

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May 13, 2015 with Dougie Almeida & Peter Leonard

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Join Dougie & today’s co-host, Peter Leonard as they spend the morning discussing; Happy Birthday to Yogi Berra.  How funny was it when Shaquille O’Neal fell on TNT NBA Show?  NFL announce how they will punish the Patriots & Tom Brady.  Doug tells us how his father came to this country with Ford Motor Company back in 1964 & Dougie & Peter love Vietnamese food.  

Straight From the Headlines: “46 Years Ago: The Turtles Take Drugs in the White House”, “Military Paid NFL Teams $5.4M to Salute Troops”, “Police find $100 Worth Of Walmart Groceries In Woman’s Vagina”, “Science Says Smoking Weed Might Be The Reason Your Vagina Is So Dry”, “Waffle House Employee Caught On Tape Masturbating In Restaurant Booth”, “Ten Best Places to Day-Drink in Broward and Palm Beach Counties”, “Taco Bell Thief Demands Victim Drop Pants, Victim Kills Him”, “BSO employee guilty of extorting Boca Raton doctor she met on married dating website”, “BBQ joint to host 'White Appreciation Day'”, “Man jacked off at gunpoint by three women who wanted semen”, “Twins Have Different Fathers, New Jersey Judge Finds in Paternity Case”, & “The 15 Easiest US Cities to Get Laid”

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