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Morning radio show hosted by Dougie Almeida & his various co-host, Elgin David, Ethan Moore, Jackie Sanchez, Randy Vega, & Minda

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Show Opens with discussions of Valentine's Day.  Best ones, worst ones, best gifts on VD Day, worst gifts on VD Day & Dougie had a girl break up with him on VD Day, find out how he dealt with it so well. 

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"Florida man arrested after throwing burrito at girlfriend during argument: police", "New Jersey woman accused of burglary flips bird in mugshot", "Woman finds tiger in house, tells dispatch: 'I'm not lying', "Michigan man dies after falling into tank of sulfuric acid", "Motorcycle passenger spotted shaving legs while in traffic", & "Troopers: Teen arrested for taking control of Alaska flight

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Show Opens with discussions on such things as; Ethan enjoys getting his guy friends in woman’s clothes & Dougie thinks he could be a hotter woman than Ethan…Dougie has a “Broken Ass”…New Open Mic on Sunday in Ft Lauderdale at 00 Saloon…Drake’s mic gets cut out while dissing the Grammy’s…. We can get rid of most Award Shows… None Dare Call It a Hoax: The Jussie Smollett Saga Continues…& Would you want to be on the El Chapo Jury?

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"Indonesia police apologize for using snake in Papua interrogation" & 'Sex basement' among amenities in upscale home for sale in Philadelphia suburb"

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Show Opens with discussions on such things as; Pants, Khakis, & hems...Dan & Minda wonder what kinda baby they'd have together...Black Face & judging others from decades ago...& Promoting Shows

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"Man strikes Mr. Miyagi 'Karate Kid' pose before stealing purse", "Men who smoke marijuana have higher sperm count, Harvard study says", "Video resurfaces of Joy Behar saying she dressed as 'beautiful African woman', "Arizona nurse pleads not guilty to raping disabled woman who gave birth", "Canadian man with unusual last name gets ‘Assman’ license plate request denied", "Canadian woman writes own obituary, says she has ‘smoking hot body she always wanted’ after being cremated", & "Runner chokes mountain lion to death"

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 Show Opens with discussions on such things as; Dougie brushes his pool...benefits of being on AGT...how to handle a bad set...Responsibilities of hosting a comedy show...Calling an audible on stage & Headliners who make requests of their opening acts.

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"Florida woman arrested for beating boyfriend with frozen pork chop", "Drunken naked US sailor found in Japanese couple’s home early in the morning", "Memories made of this: USB stick found in frozen seal poo", "College student finds man in closet wearing her clothes", "Tennessee man died of meth overdose before being eaten by bear at national park: autopsy", "Pro athlete, 18, swallows toothpick in sandwich and nearly dies, officials say", & "South Carolina man reportedly fakes own kidnapping for $130"

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Show Opens with discussions on such things as; Shifting Stories & Question arise regarding 'Empire' Actor Jussie Smollett, claims of being attack by Trump Supporters...Can we believe what people say anymore?...Get along or don’...& Who will be your true friends 10 years from now?

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"FBI investigating underground tunnel possibly leading to Pembroke Pines bank", "Woman rages after being seated next to ‘big’ passengers on United Airlines plane: ‘I eat salad, okay?’, "Thief has fatal heart attack while attempting to mug an evangelical pastor", "Fertility: Eating NUTS boosts sperm quality, according to new research", "Would-Be Bank Robber Rips Up Note After Getting Cold Feet", & "Corrections Officer Charged With Masturbating At Florida Dollar General Store"

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Show Opens with discussion on such things as: Dougie's 9.5 hour drive home from South Carolina took 13.5 hours, why?....Simple Pleasures...& Responsibility & Accountability.

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"Florida woman drops pants, licks man, dances naked in Waffle House parking lot", "Family kicked off American Airlines flight after passengers complain about body odor", "Silicon Valley landlord rents $1,500 studio to 2 cats", "Three-year-old boy lost in woods 'hung out with bear' for two days", "Ohio Woman Brings Backpack Full of Drugs to Court Hearing on Drug Possession", "Florida man learns hard way he stole laxatives, not opioids", & "Florida drug-screening K-9 overdoses while searching cruise passengers"

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Show Opens with discussion on such things as; Politics, Friendships, & Facebook...MAGA Hat High School Kids, Indian beating drum, & Black Hebrew Israelite's... & What’s worse, PE or ED?

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"Sex offender with horns in his head accused of trying to lure child into his home", "Florida woman shot after performing sex act for $5, Pringles, police say", "A man consumed an entire bottle of ED medicine — and the result might surprise you", & "Man beaten up by former NFL player who caught him masturbating outside daughter's window"

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Minda’s thirsty in the New Year, Dougie cleans his pool, Dougie shares his thoughts on "The Rock” but loves the new TV Show "Titans", Dougie remember the 6 Million Dollar Man action figure, Dougie loses in another comedy contest, Minda challenges Dougie to another foot race, Tiffany Haddish Bombed in Miami, & The Good News Story of the Day! “Cyntoia Brown Granted Clemency By Tennessee Gov. Bill Haslam”

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"More than 100 praying mantises hatch on Christmas tree in Virginia home, woman says", "Swiping chicken tenders left on Alabama highway is a crime", "Phoenix police investigate after woman in coma for decade gives birth", "Massachusetts woman gets stuck 30 feet up in tree after chasing drone", "Saudi to notify women of divorce by text message", "Florida man finds out his dad helped deliver him at birth, throws pizza at him", & "Florida man denies syringes found in rectum are his"

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Special Show today.  Dougie welcomes International DJ, Brian Offenther & local comedian, Jay Risk to Danger Studios.  Listen in as they discuss such thing as; being in the Peace Corps, DJing in North Korea, Living in Mongolia, Philosophy, Making your way, Music, Owning Up, & much more.

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Show Opens with discussions on such things as; Happy New Year 2019!!...NBC New Year’s Eve Show was Horrible...Did you go to a Good or Bad New Year’s Party?...New Year’s Resolutions, why bother?...& Parkland Shooting Survivor Slams Louis C.K.: We Saw 'Our Friends and Classmates in Caskets'

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"16-Year-Old Kansas Student on Track to Graduate High School and Harvard in Same Month", "French adventurer, 71, embarks on transatlantic trip to Caribbean in huge orange barrel", 'Selfie wrist' an emerging hazard of digital age, doctor warns", "Police criticized for fake Zika-infected crystal meth warning", & World’s oldest person ever, Jeanne Calment, may have been a fraud"

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Show Opens with discussions on such things as; Dougie's wife is getting used to not decorating house for Xmas, Dougie gets luggage for Christmas & loves it, Now that Dougie's back from LA, he's thinking of moving there, Shout out to Adam Johnson for letting me use his truck & to Mike Marino for letting me stay at his place, Trump asks 7 year old if she believes in Santa? & Guy in Borgata Casino wins $1M on a $5 3 Card Poker Bet.

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  • Cannabis is a big hit for Christmas gift-giving
  • Naked man tears down neighbor's holiday decorations
  • Goose, gull that swallowed pills in California park recovering
  • Man finds a $10,000 surprise inside designer bag on subway
  • Egypt's president accused of fat-shaming in obesity rant
  • Attempted car thief calls police for help escaping Volvo
  • Driver used chicken wings sticker to hide license plate
  • 6 customers draw guns on men attempting to steal tools
  • Unsuspecting victim gives burglar a car ride. 

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Show Opens with discussions on such things as; Dougie goes a bit far handling a Facebook Troll on friends post....You don't have to answer the phone or answer your door...Dougie gives some advice on what you need to be a working comic...Have you seen that woman on Facebook, who crushes beer cans with her huge boobs?...Don't be a victim...& Nick Cannon gets a response from the gay community, on his defense of Kevin Hart.

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"Two nuns admit embezzling $500,000 and spending it on gambling sprees in Las Vegas", "Moose rings Alaska home's doorbell", "Bah, Humbug: Florida neighbors scorn woman over display", "Washington woman dead from brain-eating amoeba after using neti pot filled with tap water", "Elderly Couple Arrested for Cocaine Possession on Cruise Ship", & "Kid Accidentally Brings Blow-Up Sex Doll to School Nativity" 

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Show Opens with discussions on such things as; Dougie finds himself driving in snow for the first time ever...Minda explains how to talk a "good game"...Dougie avoids potential conflict, by exhibiting patience & tolerance...Dealing with the heat in Florida...Taking Baths...Kevin Hart turns down the Oscars & says, no more apologies... & People are so easily offended today.

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"Principal bans candy canes because 'J' shape stands for Jesus", "Girl opens Christmas present she gave to boy when she dumped him in 1971", "Uranus Examiner ends publication, blaming judgmental people", & "Man yells 'there's no Santa' at Florida holiday event"

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Show Opens with discussions on such things as; Jackie’s success in comedy & how the local comedy scene is treating her…PETA is now asking us to not say such things as, “Bringing home the bacon” or “Killing two birds with one stone”…Danny loves Aldi grocery store & Dougie hates it….& Dougie shares his Rumbles Rated Fast Food Restaurants.

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"Snowball fights now legal in Colorado town after boy's quest", "Man pulls gun on Popeyes worker in condiments clash", "Woman claims she lost eye after parasite got stuck behind contact lens during shower", "Realtor draws attention to listing with sexy photos", "Florida deputies arrest registered sex offender accused of working as Santa for hire", "Florida Men — 1 Disguised in Bull Costume – Allegedly Tried to Burn Down Ex-Boyfriend’s Home With Spaghetti Sauce", & "Knickers the cow: Giant steer goes viral after being 'too big for slaughterhouse'

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Show Opens with...Dougie sharing his thoughts on having to put down his dog Pepper last week...Comics need to have strong videos to get work & to get into comedy festivals...Don’t ever go on a cruise without having a balcony...Dutch Court Rules 69-Year-Old Man Can't Legally Declare Himself 20 Years Younger...US & China 90 day Cease Fire in Trade War...Some idiots actually think the Holiday Special, "Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer", promotes bullying.

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"Man put clothes, ID on stand-in corpse in $2M scheme", "Cops seek suitor who dropped engagement ring down NYC grating", "Why do flies suddenly appear every time you open a beer?", "Who brings olive oil to Portugal? Police foil cocaine smuggler's ploy", & "Saving Clark's neck? Panic at 'Lampoon's Christmas' display"

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Show Opens with discussions on such things as; Dougie is asked, “why do you go through all the work of booking shows?’… It be nice to take a year off… Endomorphs, Ectomorphs, & Mesomorphs… Comedy & Acting…& why would anyone go hang gliding?

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“North Carolina woman given wrong lottery ticket wins $277K” & “Pennsylvania woman claims she drove on train tracks because GPS told her to go that way”

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Show Opens with discussions on such things as; best times to go live on Facebook…Open Mics & drinking…How to safely bring weed home from Colorado on a plane…& Everyone shares stories of working at a shoe store.

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“Florida family playing 'Call of Duty' have police called on them by concerned neighbors”, “Soccer: Referee banned by FA after rock, paper, scissors blunder”, “Family have 'breakdown' after DNA test reveals truth about their heritage”, “Teen's driver's license revoked in under an hour”, & “Video shows Arizona fire started with gender reveal party”

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Show Opens with discussion on such things as; The necessity of air-conditioned seats, for fat guys, here in South Florida…Dougie Unfriended someone today on Facebook for calling him a coward…Seems Dwight Howard likes transgender guys…. There’s a Christmas Tree Shortage in Florida…& the guys wonder why missionary who got killed by arrow, didn’t see the signs. 

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“Fights break out as Bank of America ATM in Texas keeps spitting out $100 bills”, “Man, 35, reportedly marries computer hologram”, “Man admits having sex with miniature horse, cops say. But he played it safe”, “Nude water park for adults set to open in Lake Louise”, & “Darts-Players let rip in flatulence row at Grand Slam of Darts”

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Show Opens with Discussion on such things as; Dougie explains our new show lineup…Theme Songs & what was so good about Steve Martin’s, “King Tut”? ... Cool people… What about a remake of Fantasy Island & Twin….& Dougie has to scrape ice of his rental car, in Colorado & almost calls Uber

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Bride reads out cheating fiancé’s racy affair text messages instead of vows at wedding”, “Couple, homeless man charged in $400K GoFundMe hoax”, “Girl's use of family 'code word' to thwart potential kidnapping draws praise from police”, “Alaska man sentenced for faking death to avoid prison term”, “Ohio woman steals more than $1,600 worth of Girl Scout cookies”, & “Man whose flatulence ended police interview pleads guilty”

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Dougie’s Back from the Bahamas & ready to rant…Here’s what the guys discussed on today’s show; Forgetting things in hotel rooms, Getting pat down by TSA, Dougie owns up to bet with Ethan, Brenda Snipes needs to go, California Fires, & Ethan’s Gig Canceled by Leftist Become a Patron Listener

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