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July 29, 2015 with Dougie Almeida, Peter Leonard, & Elgin David

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Join Dougie & today’s co-hosts, Peter Leonard & Elgin David as they spend the morning discussing real, fake, & the most interesting new stories around.  Along with special guest in the studio, Attorney Barry Gainsburg, who will be discussing, “Cannabis Law” 

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July 28, 2015 with Dougie Almeida, Tim Hanlon, Minda, & Jon Levine

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Join Dougie & today’s co-hosts, Tim Hanlon, Minda, & Jon Levine as they spend the morning discussing;

Dougie’s Casino Comedy Gig in Mississippi from playing poker to his “Shitty” flight home, Tim advises comics to, “Write your own Fu$&@#* Jokes”, Jon Levine is dubbed, “The Corrector” &  Minda is a solid 6-7.

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“July 28, Cheating Wife Reportedly Busted While Sexting At A Baseball Game”, “Missouri man kills father by lying on his head to 'prove a point'”, & “Scientist warns world to 'think twice before replying to alien signals from outer space'”

From Across the Pond

“Lord Coke quits after Sun exposes scandal”

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July 23, 2015 with Dougie Almeida, Lennny Travis, Lamonte Stewart, & Laura Hayden

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Join Dougie & today’s co-host Lenny Travis as they welcome to the studio comedians, Lamont Stewart & Laura Hayden.  Listen in as they discuss getting updates in the Sandra Bland police brutality case, Lamonte tells us what its like getting busted with weed, everyone shares stories about battling in the comedy world, & much more.  Then in..

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“Thousands flock to donate sperm on Chinese eBay-style website”, “Brockton Man Is First Ashley Madison User Exposed By Hackers”, & “Mum Refuses to Apologize after Posting Picture of Down’s Syndrome Boy In Washing Machine On Facebook”

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July 22, 2015 with Dougie Almeida & Peter Leonard

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Join Dougie & today’s co-host, Peter Leonard as they spend the morning discussing; Stupid wedding day antics, Dougie would pay to see a battle royal between the KKK vs Black Panthers, & Dougie suggests we should all lead by example and grow thicker skin.

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“Surfer Mick Fanning survives shark attack at South Africa’s J-Bay final”, “3 Shot Outside Miami Gardens Strip Club”, “Donald Trump gave out Lindsey Graham's personal cell number to America”, “‘Celebrity Family Feud’ Is The Breakaway Hit Of The Summer TV Season”, “Iran nuclear deal: Kerry 'disturbed' by Ayatollah's vow to defy US in Middle East”, “Saudi Prince Threatens 'Military Action Without American Support' Against Iran”, “Why is Pope Francis so obsessed with the devil?”, “Submarine launches undersea drone in a 1st for US Navy”, & “Obama collecting personal data for a secret race database”

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July 21, 2015 with Dougie Almeida, Minda, & Jon Levine

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Join Dougie & today’s co-hosts, Minda & Jon Levine as they discuss such things as; Dougie’s weekend working in Maryland & Pittsburgh, Jon had a pretty BIG weekend, & Dougie & Jon get into another heated debate about the “Confederate Flag”  

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“No alternative for Iran nuclear deal, Kerry says on Sunday talk shows”, “Defiant Trump refuses to apologize for McCain remarks”, “Bill Cosby, in Deposition, Said Assistants Could Choose Not to Sign Confidentiality Agreements”, & “Hackers threaten to release names from adultery website”

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July 16, 2015 with Dougie Almeida, Lenny Travis, Grandma Lee & Chris Buck

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Join Dougie & today’s co-host, back from a few weeks off, Lenny Travis.   Listen in as the guys discuss such things as; Lenny used to like having sex with old woman, Lenny tells us how he didn’t pass his audition for the Comedy Stop in Atlantic City, things aren’t going too smoothly for Dougie lately, how could someone ask Pres. Obama about Bill Cosby during his address to the nation about the Iran Nuclear Deal, Who would you rather have at your house, Mel Gibson or Bill Cosby?  & Much more

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“Chris Brown's Aunt Held Hostage as Armed Suspects Break Into Singer's Home”, “The skull of famed horror film director is stolen; ‘Satanists’ suspected”, “Son of Boston Police Captain Arrested as Possible Terrorist”, & “Audience interactions and crowd work gone awry: Is the customer always right?”

& then special guests, Chris Buck & Grandma Lee join Dougie in the studio to talk comedy.

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July 15, 2015 with Dougie Almeida & Peter Leonard

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Join Dougie & today’s co-host Peter Leonard as they discuss such things as:  what it’s like to walk into a nursing home, Peter meets a hot Philippine chick, & Dougie stresses the importance of knowing your “True Worth”

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“Congressional Republicans Signal Deep Resistance to Iran Nuclear Deal”, “Rapper 50 Cent Files for Bankruptcy”, “Hundreds of sex toys dangling from power lines in Portland, Oregon”, “Pentagon to Services: Prepare to Include Transgender Troops”, “Whoopi does a 180 on defending Cosby”, “Florida Man Arrested for Having Sex with an Alligator”, & “Mom Horrified After 5-Year-Old Son Finds Hidden Camera in Starbucks Bathroom in Lancaster”

From Across the Pond

People are leaving Google reviews for some of Britain’s most notorious prisons

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July 14, 2015 with Dougie Almeida, Jon Levine, & Bob Levy

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Join Dougie & today’s co-host, Jon Levine as they spend the morning discussing such things as; the aging beauty, Jenny McCarthy, the escape of “El Chapo”, Dougie’s 30 years high school reunion, review last week’s “So You Think You Can Feature”, & Dougie & Jon have different opinions about Mexico.

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“How El Chapo's Sinaloa Drug Cartel Spread Its Reach Across US”, “Mexican Illegal Alien Arrested for Allegedly Kidnapping, Raping 13-Year-Old”, “Trump pinatas go on sale in Mexico”, & “NYPD Sergeant Suspended For Throwing Semen On Female Co-Worker He Was ‘Enamored’ With”

You know What I’m Saying with the Rev. Bob Levy

Dougie & Bob discuss, personal expressions, the confederate flag, Trump & Mexico, & Bob wants justice served to the cop who broke up Jim Florentine’s marriage.

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July 9, 2015 with Dougie Almeida & Minda

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Minda joins Dougie today in the studio and they spend the morning discussing such things as; Dougie gets to know Siri on his I-Phone & Minda has an idea for Apple, Minda would never marry a guy in ISIS, Dougie carries a gun everywhere now, are we close to WWIII with China & Russia?  The Pope is in South America, & are we near the “End of Days”?

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“NYSE resumes trading after unprecedented shutdown”, “United Airlines Flights No Longer Grounded, Delays Remain”, “Amy Schumer apologizes for racially charged joke”, “Ariana Grande Loves America, Hates Obesity, Is Silent on Donut-Licking”, “Tom Selleck Accused of Public Water Theft”, “Broadway theatergoer tries to charge phone onstage”, “C.J. Wilson Injury: Updates on Buccaneers CB's Hand After Fireworks Accident”, Artificial Intelligence Machine Gets Testy With Its Programmer”, & “12-Year-Old Arrested in Connection With a Deadly Omaha Shooting, Police Say”

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July 8, 2015 with Dougie Almeida & Peter Leonard

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Join Dougie & today’s co-host, Peter Leonard as they open the morning discussing such things as; Dougie isn’t happy having to cold call prospects, Peter isn’t happy about market tracking, but is very happy at his new job, & much more.

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“Cosby admitted getting Quaaludes to give to women for sex”, “Subway Spokesman Jared Fogle's Home Searched by FBI”, “Hit by drought and seawater, Bangkok tap water may run out in a month”, “Bob Costas says Caitlyn Jenner winning Arthur Ashe Award is 'a crass exploitation play'”, “Man claiming to be masseur arrested”, “Resorts secretly records and sells unsuspecting couples' sex tapes”, “Woman beaten to death by 'exorcist' in UP”, “Iraqi warplane 'accidentally' bombs Baghdad, killing seven people when it drops payload onto three houses in nation's capital “, “Meditation can trigger depression and anxiety, according to new research that claims practice can release traumatic memories and psychological issues”, & “Man in stolen car gets lost, runs out of gas”

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July 7, 2015 with Dougie Almeida & Jon Levine

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Back from 4th of July Weekend, Dougie & Jon Levine spend the morning discussing such things as; Jon’s 1st annual One F*cking Funny Fourth of July BBQ, Dougie’s horrible time without AC in his house for 3 days, 1st Comedy Contest at Tavolino’s, “So You Think You Can Feature”, Jon wins an Open Mic Contest, Jon questions Dougie’s comment that, “Most pro-woman athletes are gay” & things get a bit heated, & much more.

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“Man mocks alligators, jumps in water and is killed in Texas”, “Man dies after shooting off firework from top of his head, police say”, “Man Bit Woman's Nose Off After She Took Wrong Turn”, “Man Struck Girlfriend During Argument Over His Inability To Get An Erection”, & “Man Facing Charges For Having Sex With Minor & Making 3 Girls Drink Blood”

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July 2, 2015 with Dougie Almeida & Stephen Johnson

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Join Dougie & today’s guest co-host, Stephen Johnson as the spend the morning discussing such things as;  Steve’s start in comedy, Steve & Dougie teaming up to offer comics a run here in South Florida, having run in with comics & much more. 

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“Mom Hit Daughter Who Flushed Her Pot”, & “Man Dies When Large Firework He’s Holding Next To His Head Explodes”

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July 1, 2015 with Dougie Almeida, Elgin David, & The Rev. Bob Levy

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Join Dougie & today’s co-host, Elgin David as they spend the morning discussing such things as:  Life back in high school, Have you ever searched for someone you used to know back in the day on Facebook?, Elgin tells us about his “Boy Band” days, & classic video games.

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“Six arrested during Lakewood Church service” & “Texas Liberals Sign Petition to Remove ‘Racist’ George Washington Statue”

You Know What I’m Saying with the Rev. Bob Levy

Bob busts Dougie’s balls about his recent showing at the World Series of Comedy in Providence, Bob cuts his foot with his weed Wacker, Jimmy Fallon has to cancel 3 weeks of the Tonight Show because he cut his finger, & Charles Grodin compliments Louie CK.

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June 30, 2015 with Dougie Almeida, Minda, & Jon Levine

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Join Dougie & today’s co-hosts, Minda & Jon Levine as they spend the morning discussing:  Gay marriage, Dougie announces his comedy contest, “So You Think You Can Feature”, Minda & Jon discuss recent shows with Barry Sobel, & then things get political.

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“NBC Cutting Ties to Donald Trump Over ‘Derogatory’ Remarks About Immigrants”, “Girl, 13, Arrested For Vicious Videotaped Attack On Classmate, Small Boy”, & “First robot wedding in Japan takes place and even ends with a kiss”

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June 25, 2015 with Dougie Almeida, Minda, & Jordan Garnett

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Join Dougie & today’s co-hosts, Minda & Jordon Garnett, as Jordan spends the morning sharing with us his ordeal with the owners of Alibaba Hookah Lounge.  Doug just can’t understand why Jordan would go back to someone who put a gun to his head. 

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 'Fox & Friends' Co-Host Accidentally Throws Axe at Bystander on Live TV”, “Diddy's Actions 'Solely Defensive in Nature' to Protect Himself and Son”, “Man, 90, pulls gun on post office employee in Boca Raton”, “Meet the French teenager trying to become the first woman in MLB”, & “Westlake | Naked couple arrested in bizarre incident”

From Across the Pond

“Man who had sex with postbox found dead outside Chinese restaurant”

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June 24, 2015 with Dougie Almeida & Peter Leonard

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Join Dougie & today’s co-host, Peter Leonard as they spend the morning discussing such things as; Peter tells us about getting rear ended by a young lady, are you addicted to social media?  Are you socially inept? Dougie discusses the similarities between Jai-alai & Track Ball, Dougie used to cut Chinese stars out of sheet metal, Dougie & Peter discuss some of their mischievous activities from childhood, The guys aren’t too happy about the Festival in China were they are killing and torturing dogs in the streets, Along with..

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“Woman arrested after fight with mother over chicken and biscuits”, “Tampa man accused of drowning rabbit has expensive criminal history”, “Man allegedly murders boss, assumes control of business”, “L.A. Gang Member Gold Plate’s Own Genitals To Death”, “Dick Van Patten, 'Eight Is Enough' Star, Dies at 86”, “Florida woman took selfies during sex with dog inside grandma's house: cops”, & “Edward Van Halen FIRED from VAN HALEN!”.

From Across the Pond

Woman posts ad for 'open minded person' to use time machine built in her garage

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June 23, 2015 with Dougie Almeida, Jon Levine, & The Rev. Bob Levy

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Join Dougie & today’s co-host, Jon Levine as they discuss such things as; having sex with tall woman, should any state fly the confederate flag?  Dougie goes to a Chinese “All you can eat” restaurant, Dougie hates manual labor, Jon would live in Canada if he had to, & much more

Straight From the Headlines

“Flesh-Eating Bacteria Kills Two in Florida as Water Temperatures Rise”, “Accused Zimmerman shooter faces attempted murder charge in Florida: reports”, “The 10 Best Pizzas in New York City”, “Maria De La Fuente Caro accused of operating brothel at Boca Spa”, & “Anderson Cooper: Steven Hawking Warns Development Of Intelligent Machines Poses Major Threat To Humanity - He Predicts Smart-Pill For Boosting Brain Power”

“You Know What I’m Saying” with the Rev Bob Levy

Dougie tells Bob he has air-conditioned seats, Bob thinks Chinese people don’t die, & Bob asks Dougie why he never had any kids.

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June 18, 2015 with Dougie Almeida, Tim Hanlon, & Jon Levine

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Join Dougie & today’s co-hosts, Tim Hanlon & Jon Levine as they discuss such things as; who’s running for President here in the US,  does the rest of the world respect President Obama?, Dougie asks, will gay marriages last longer than heterosexual marriages?, & Much more.

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“Neil Young Says Don’t Use My Song — Gets The Ultimate Response From Trump’s Camp”, “Woman Who Helped Prisoners Escape May Face 8 Years in Prison”, “Rachel Dolezal Claims There’s No Proof She’s the Daughter of her Said Parents”, “Tiger Who Escaped Zoo Killed A Man in Ukraine”, “Rachel Dolezal was In a Sex Tape with Her Ex-Husband”, & “Widow claims husband died from pedicure-gone-wrong”

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June 17, 2015 with Dougie Almeida, Peter Leonard, & Elgin David

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Join Dougie & today’s co-hosts, Peter Leonard & Elgin David as they discuss such things as; Miami Marlins & Professional Baseball, Bad drivers, Dougie had to carry a handkerchief as a kid, Peter has a first date with a Columbian chick, Remember Kathy Willets?, The guys discuss their phobias, & much more.

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“5 dead, 8 injured in balcony collapse in California, police say”, “Man dies after falling into trash compactor”, “Spacecraft that landed on comet finally wakes up”, “Beachgoers warned against swimming after shark attacks”, “You Can Still, Still Get Fired for Smoking Marijuana in Colorado”, “Monsanto Develops First Genetically Modified Strain of Marijuana”, “Queens Man Left Father’s Body in Morgue for over a Year to Steal His Social Security”, “Prince puts on private show at White House”, & “Cocaine found in passenger's fried fish at Miami International Airport”

From Across the Pond

Man dies after ordering a glass of wine and being served dishwater detergent by mistake

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June 16, 2015 with Dougie Almeida, Tim Hanlon, Minda, & Jon Levine

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Today we bring your our version of the Fantastic Four, Dougie Almeida, Tim Hanlon, Minda, & Jon Levine. Listen in as they spend the morning discussing:  Dougie’s recently hired some tree trimmers and wasn’t too happy with their work, Minda observed woman being sluts in Delray, & Local comic Fasil, offers tags to Jim Florentine after his set.  As well as…

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“NAACP leader Rachel Dolezal lied about being black: parents”, “Student with dark tan accused of wearing ‘blackface’ in high school yearbook”, “4 Tourists Plead Guilty to Obscenity for Posing Naked on Malaysian Peak”, “Video of Santa Ana Police Pot-Shop Raid Shows Officers Eating ‘Edibles,’ Attorney Says”, “100-year-old New York woman hits man, 84, with her car”, & “Serial Horse Fucker Breaks Leg Trying to Fuck Horse”

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