Wake Up Late with Dougie Show

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Apr 18, 2017 with Dougie Almeida, Peter Leonard, & Elgind David

Welcome to the Wake Up Late with Dougie Show

Join Dougie & today's co-hosts, Peter Leonard & Elgin David, as they Open the Show discussing such things as; Latin Time, going bald, ways of dying,  & Peter's retirement plan may involve robbing a bank

Segment Two Top Stories

Boy, 5, Killed After Freak Accident at Rotating Restaurant, The family that smokes together, YouTube channel showing giraffe birth 2nd most live-viewed, & Las Vegas, hoping to stem HIV and hepatitis, to get needle vending machines

Straight From the Headlines

"She ran a heroin party house, and made customers pay a cover to get in, cops say", "Florida judge teaches yoga on courthouse lawn", "Ohio man turns in $14,000 found on side of road", & "Garbage piles up in Sri Lanka capital after 300-foot rubbish mountain is shut down following devastating collapse that killed 30 people"

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Apr 17, 2017 with Dougie Almeida, Ciro Dobric, & Jenn Hellmann

Welcome to the Wake Up Late with Dougie Show

Join Dougie & today's co-hosts, Ciro Dobric & Jenn Hellmann, as they Open the Show discussing such things as: Dougie's performances at Kosher Komedy Shows, Donald Trump approval rating over 50%, Dougie almost gets into fight with guy in parking lot on Easter Sunday.

Segment Two

United Airlines Kicks more people off their aiplane & Everyone should take off work tomorrow to find this Facebook Live Killer

Straight From the Headlines

"Man Arrested for Shouting the F-Word in Front of 75-Year-Old Woman", "Professor sues Wal-Mart over 'clean toilets' description", "Police impersonator pulls over officer, needs real lawyer", "California Chick-fil-A store seeks stolen cow costumes", "Nude model, photographer arrested at shopping center", "Boy, 8, craves burger, drives dad's van a mile to McDonald's", & "Horror as young man, 23, playing Judas in Easter passion play slips and accidentally hangs himself"

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Apr 13, 2017 with Dougie Almeida, Bob Burr & Bob DiBuono

Welcome to the Wake Up Late with Dougie Show

Join Dougie & todays guests, Bob Burr & Bob DiBuono, as the Open the Show with deep discussions on comedy and the business of comedy, amongst other things

Segment Two

Dougie has an idea for United Airlines and other airlines on how to deal with overbooking.  Political correctness in comedy.  Douche bags on Facebook & dealing with fellow asshole comics.

Straight From the Headlines

"Dog Gone: Pet named General opens doors, flees animal clinic", "DON’T RISE TO IT Giant willy statue erected outside chapel leaves church members raging", "Man gets 2-cent check from government and doesn't know why", "Condom-clogged pipe provides police clue in cracking Texas brothel", "Arizona man accused of stealing a woman's purse on 1st date", & "Man complains tax check saying 'sexual favors' not cashed

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Apr 11, 2017 with Dougie Almeida & Elgin David

Welcome to the Wake Up Late with Dougie Show

Join Dougie & today's co-host, Elgin David, as they Open the Show with a discussion about Doctor who got kicked off the United flight.  Elgin feels bad for the guy and Dougie thinks he got what he deserved. Dougie even thinks the lady who was sitting across from the guy upset about the whole thing should have been dragged off the plane as well.

Segment Two

discussions on karaoke song choices, being castrated, & Dougie shows Elgin some Hapkido moves & goes over what it takes to be a "Bad Ass"

Straight From the Headlines

"NY makes tuition free, but students must stay after college", "Masters-style green jacket bought for $5 sells for $139K", "Teen's quest for Wendy's nuggets gets huge Twitter support", "Ashes of late NHL enforcer Bob Probert spread in penalty box", & "Florida Man Defiles Washing Machine At Soapy's Coin Laundromat, Cops Report"

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Apr 10, 2017 with Dougie Almeida & Ciro Dobric

Welcome to the Wake Up Late with Dougie Show

Join Dougie & today's co-host, Ciro Dobric, as they Open the Show discussing such things as; Boner pills, RIP Don Rickles, Salute to Pres. Donald Trump and 60 tomahawk missles, & Dougie admires the uniforms of the Swedish Gaurd & the hats of North Korean military officers.

Segment Two

"United passenger forcibly removed from flight after refusing to give up seat", "Aspiring Rapper Eats $621 Worth of Seafood, Then Jumps in the Sea to Beat the Check:", & "Cops, Man Missing After He Allegedly Jumped Off Cruise Ship on Honeymoon

Straight From the Headlines

"College giving degrees to 6 family members, 5 posthumously", "South Dakota man gets $190 fine for snake without leash", "Airline changes its tune after banning, then allowing cello", "Machete cuts off man's hand in fight, but it gets reattached", & "UK woman who urinated on Trump golf course loses case"

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Apr 5, 2017 with Dougie Almeida, Frank Del Pizzo, & Marianette Torres

Welcome to the Wake Up Late with Dougie Show

Join Dougie & today's guest comedian, Frank Del Pizzo & Marianette Torres, as the Open the show discussing such things as; Getting deals on travel, getting in shape, Dougie isn't Italian, & new comics don't get.

Segment Two

What's the role of the Feature comedian on a comedy show? Doing crowd work, Turning over material, & Importance of having, "Clean material"

Straight From the Headlines

"Man arrested for bridge fire in Atlanta", "Illinois Man Arrested In Donkey Punch Incident", "Principal sorry for prom dress poster with do's and don'ts", "Police: 7-11 clerk refuses dirty pennies, woman pulls guns", & "Florida Man Blames His Arrest On Faulty Legal Advice From Wikipedia"

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Apr 3, 2017 with Dougie Almeida, Ciro Dobric, & Lindsay Glazer

Welcome to the Wake Up Late with Dougie Show

Join Dougie & today's co-host, Ciro Dobric, as they welcome fellow comedian, Lindsay Glazer to Danger Studios.  Listen in as they discuss such things as; Dougie's 50th Birthday Party, some comedy drama between Fasil Malik & John Gregory at Taurus Thursday night, & Lindsay has a World Star account.

Segment Two

Extinct creature sightings are piling up in Australia & Wife Of Teacher Accused Of Abducting Student Files For Divorce

Straight From the Headlines

"Sorority sister dies after choking at pancake-eating contest", "Pennsylvania couple leave long letter as prank for postman", "High heels for infants sparks controversy online", & "Man sues after asking for real butter, getting a substitute"

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Mar 28, 2017 with Dougie Almeida, Peter Leonard, & Elgin David

Welcome to the Wake Up Late with Dougie Show

Join Dougie & today's co-hosts, Peter Leonard & Elgin David, as they Open the Show disucssing such things as: update on our deadpool, Peter spent the evening watching woman's wrestling, Elgin learns sign language online, & is it true, if you put Visine in somoen's drink, they'll immediately have diarreah? 

Segment Two

The guys review these happenings; Special Ed teacher arrested for messing around with one of her students, Florida man would rather stab his roomate, than watch her leave town, & a couple try to sell their 5 month old baby on Craig's List.

Straight From the Headlines

"Florida man cited for eating pancakes in the street", "Suspect in Massachusetts liquor store robbery found sleeping", "After fight, Indiana man receives 'ATHE1ST' license plate", "Canada pulls vehicle license plate deemed offensive", & "Town of Reduction, population 60, up for sale in Pennsylvania"

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Mar 27, 2017 with Dougie Almeida, Ciro Dobric, & Jenn Hellmann

Welcome to the Wake Up Late with Dougie Show

Join Dougie & today's co-hosts, Ciro Dobric & Jenn Hellmann, as they Open the Show discussing such things as; Dougie thinks Jenn can be a bit manly sometimes, Dougie use to dress like Prince, & Dougie flips out on a  "Figgity F#$&" sitting next to him at the airport.

Segment Two

Russia just had its biggest unsanctioned protests in years, and hundreds are in jail, Violence breaks out at pro-Trump rally in Huntington Beach, & Two girls barred from United flight for wearing leggings

Straight From the Headlines

"Man errantly texted prosecutor about drug swap", "Parrots flying high on drugs are annoying farmers by plundering poppy fields to feed their opium addiction", "Drug dealers use fake bananas to transport cocaine", & "Idaho woman says she crashed because she saw a sasquatch"

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Mar 23, 2017 with Dougie Almeida, Jenn Hellman, & Grant Lyon

Welcome to the Wake Up Late with Dougie Show

Join Dougie & today's co-host, Jen Hellman, as they welcome fellow comedian, Grant Lyon to Danger Studios.  Our Show Opens with discussions on; Playing college soccer, riding a scooter,  condoms & birth control.

Segment Two

Stories from the Strip Club, Horse Play, Having sex while living at home, Mile High Club, Dealing with break ups, Micro Penis, & Is the idea of marriage fledging?

Straight From the Headlines

"Man Burns Down Parents Home, Kills Three Pets While Trying To Exterminate Ants: Officials", "Religious TV station in Senegal accidentally airs porn", "Cat stuck in peanut butter jar gives birth to kittens, dies", & "Man checks out of hospital, steals ambulance"

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Mar 21, 2017 with Dougie Almeida, Peter Leonard, & Elgin David

Welcome to the Wake Up Late with Dougie Show

Join Dougie & today's co-hosts, Peter Leonard & Elgin David, as they Open the Show discussing such things as; Dougie gets a huge unexpected tax bill & Elgin calls it, "Taking a L", Dougie asks, "Will people come to a comedy show on Easter Sunday?", & the huge chicken video that went viral. 

Segment Two

Remember the Noogman?,  U.S. Suddenly Bans Laptops and Tablets on Some Middle Eastern Flights to America, Google Promises Closer Policing of Websites After YouTube Ad Flap in Britain, One-legged teen wrestler eyeing NCAA title, & Uber's president resigns, adding to the company's turmoil

Straight From the Headlines

"Thimble, wheelbarrow, boot kicked out of Monopoly board game", "Ex-judge admits illegally seeking wife's texts for beer", "Jack Russell Olly gains viral status after going off course at Crufts", "Troopers charge 2 women in fight over shoveled parking spot", "Teen on his way to spring break in Florida busted with 7 cases of beer, marijuana in truck, cops say", & "Woman dies after drinking toxic tea from herbal remedy shop"

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May 20, 2017 with Dougie Almeida & Ciro Dobric

Welcome to the Wake Up Late with Dougie Show

Join Dougie & today's co-host, Ciro Dobric, as they Open the Show discussing such things as; St Patrick's Day, Cheat Days, Rules of sharing wine, & Ciro tells us about a melay that occured at his room last week.

Segment Two

Tom Brady gets his Jersey back, Canadians aren't too happy about Illegals coming in from the US,  Crocodile attacks Aussie teen who jumped into river on dare, & Norway unseats Denmark as world's happiest country

Straight From the Headlines

"You're nabbed! French gendarmes find thief stuck in window", "Woman 'almost crashed car' when snake slithered from vent", "Wiping out crime: face-scanners placed in public toilet to tackle loo roll theft", "Sierra Leone pastor discovers 706-carat diamond in village", & "Teenager finds 7.44 carat diamond in Arkansas state park"

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Mar 16, 2017 with Dougie Almeida, Alex Elkin, & Vic Clevenger

Welcome to the Wake Up Late with Dougie Show

Join Dougie as he welcomes fellow comedians, Vic Clevenger & Alex Elkin, to Danger Studios.  They Open the Show discussing such things as; What winning a comedy contest will get you & not get you, a good intro, takes balls to do comedy, gauging the audience, comedy condos, & open mics.

Segment Two

Dougie, Vic, & Alex are all Trump supporters and......, Sick of these pansy ass snowflakes, more talk about doing stand up, being confident, & You can buy a town in Oregon for $3m.

Straight From the Headlines

"Lawsuit alleging NJ worker was fired for passing gas tossed", "70-pound popcorn ball, valued at $700, stolen from Ohio shop", & "A pair of coin-operated binoculars stolen in Massachusetts"

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Mar 14, 2017 with Dougie Almeida & Peter Leonard

Welcome to the Wake Up Late with Dougie Show

Join Dougie & today's co-host, Peter Leonard, as they Open the Show with the question, "What is the nicest thing you've ever done for a stranger?" & Dougie walks into a large young black man. 

Segment Two

Lipstick on the collar, Ideas for the homeless, How to deal with change, discusting bathrooms, $180k in found money, & dealing with "Dress Codes"

Straight From the Headlines

"Drunk man steals Keys forklift, 'needed to drive'", "Hey umpire, whattayou, drunk? Alabama cops say yes, he was", "Trial by fire: Lawyer's pants set ablaze during arson case", "Maine prisons no longer require visitors to remove bras", "2 fined nearly $31,000 for poaching elk on TV hunting show", & "Naked man rescued from California sandwich shop after fall"

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Mar 13, 2017 with Dougie Almeida, Ciro Dobric, & Jen Hellman

Welcome to the Wake Up Late with Dougie Show

Join Dougie, & today's co-host, Diro Dobric, as they welcome comedian, Jen Hellman to Danger Studios.

Listen in as they Open the Show discussing such things as; ugly couples having ugly babies, Jen's short marriage, Dougie announces show will now be aired on Bubba Army Radio, "fortune favors the prepared mind", & Jen carries condoms

Segment Two

Jen tells us how she kicked breast cancer's ass, Ciro's packing, Jen's ready to date small penis men, comics dating comics, Woman Allegedly Attacks Boyfriend With Samurai Sword, & Bundles of marijuana found on Del Mar beach

Straight From the Headlines

"Poop scooper gets probation for using fake IDs, badges", & "Sleepy Colorado town comes alive during 'Frozen Dead Guy Days'

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Mar 7, 2017 with Dougie Almeida, Peter Leonard, & Elgin David

Welcome to the Wake Up Late with Dougie Show

Join Dougie & today's co-hosts, Peter Leonard & Elgin David, as they Open the Show discussing such things as;  Dougie protesting & appealing his $2400 emergency room bill, tricks of taking personality tests, Peter tries to rap, & MMA vs. Boxing. 

Segment Two

Secret Service agent pleads guilty to enticing minor to engage in sexual activity, FBI investigating 300 refugees in US on terror-related suspicions, A pizza festival is coming to South Florida

Straight From the Headlines

"Mouse delays London-to-San Francisco flight for 4 hours", "Mom Prom charity-minded retro-parties spread across country", "Man Arrested for Not Paying Full Subway Fare Gets Charged With 17-Year-Old Murder: Cops", "Cat survives 400 miles clinging under semi", & "Pricey parking spot in Brooklyn on the market for $300,000"

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Mar 6, 2017 with Dougie Almeida, Ciro Dobric, & Perry Sak

Welcome to the Wake Up Late with Dougie Show

Join Dougie & today's co-host, Ciro Dobric, as they welcome comedian, Perry Sak to Danger Studios.  Dougie Opens the Show telling us how he really passed his kidney stone and it wasn't while he was peeing.

Segment Two

Korea fires missiles, three reach waters off Japan, Israel gives green light to decriminalize marijuana use, Twin Rhode Island sisters, 97, die in falls on frigid weekend, & Why did a flock of turkeys circle a dead cat in a creepy marching ritual?

Straight From the Headlines

"Woman hopes to marry in dress made of Taco Bell wrappers", "City employee busted for makeshift bedroom at work", "Surgeons remove 915 coins swallowed by Thai sea turtle", "Firefighters in Wisconsin fight fire at their own firehouse", & "Man arrested after attack on homeless person 'decoy'

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Feb 28, 2017 with Dougie Almeida & Peter Leonard

Welcome to the Wake Up Late with Dougie Show

Join Dougie & today's co-host, Peter Leonard, as they Open The Show with a salute to "Fat Tuesday".  Indulge people.  Dougie hasn't drank alcohol in 3 weeks and has decided to give it up for Lent, & Dougie considers giving up pizza for 90 days.

Segment Two

Dougie shares a serious choking moment involving Arbys.  The face eater from Stuart, Fla talks with Dr. Phil.  Uncle sentenced in boy's beating death over birthday cake.  Dougie's favorite potato chips are Munchos & Pringles & How to boost chances of female orgasm.

Straight From the Headlines

"2 get prison time for threatening party, waving Confederate flag", "Man who smashed Trump star to pay damages, serve probation", "Taco truck serves highway lunch for stranded Seattle drivers", & "Japanese men hold competition to celebrate baldness"

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Feb 27, 2017 with Dougie Almeida, Ciro Dobri, & Fasil Malik

Welcome to the Wake Up Late with Dougie Show

Join Dougie & today's co-host, Ciro Dobric, as the welcome South Florida comedian, Fasil Malik, to Danger Studios

Listen in as these guys discuss the Florida Comedy Scene, talking things out, avoiding drama, Dougie introduces Fasil to Double Stuff Oreos, benefits of comedy festivals, & gigs to take and not take

Segment Two

Fasil asks Dougie if he studied karate, Big screw up at the Oscars, Rachel Dolezal, former NAACP leader, about to be homeless, & Transgender teenage wrestler wins Texas state championship

Straight From the Headlines

"Drone crashes through window of 27th-floor NYC apartment", & "Swedish politician: officials should have sex in lunchbreak"

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Feb 23, 2017 with Dougie Almeida & Clayton Fletcher

Welcome to the Wake Up Late with Dougie Show

Listen in as Dougie sits with fellow comedian and good friend, Clayton Fletcher, as the discuss such things as;

never cancel a gig, our parents all lied to us, going roller skating as a kid, roasting fellow comics, varied comedy styles, punching up & punching down jokes, comics from a wide range of backgrounds, success in comedy is relative, accepting advice, & focus on who you are following and not on who's following you.

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