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Morning radio show hosted by Dougie Almeida & his various co-host, Elgin David, Ethan Moore, Jackie Sanchez, Randy Vega, & Minda

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Show Opens with Josh & Nadeem, telling us how Nadeem got kicked out of their Boy Band & then how Josh tried to make up for it, by getting Nadeem a spot on a National Burger King commercial, but ended up not getting paid.  Dougie loses his $200 Apple earpod charger & hears it from his wife. & Dougie reminds all his single male friends, to take an acting class, if you want to meet woman

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"Students sign petition to remove oppressive white stick figure from crosswalk signs: 'We are told by the symbol of a white man when it is OK to cross the street", "Florida man uses front-end loader to dump dirt on car his girlfriend drove, cops say", "North Carolina great-grandmother, 69, arrested at Disney World over CBD oil in her purse", "Tourists who stole sand from beach in Sardinia could face up to six years in prison", & "New York man allegedly impersonating a police officer pulls over van of detectives"

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Show Opens with Dougie telling us about his weekend working at the West Palm Beach Improv and opening for one of the biggest douche bags in comedy, Rick Gutierrez. Then Dougie introduces us to his guest Phil Schoen, one of this country's top soccer play-by-play guys. Phil shares his journey on becoming a sports broadcaster & the guys discuss, what it will take, for the US Woman's National Soccer team, to get equal pay. 

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"Chase Bank forgives all credit card debt for Canadian customers", "Bronx Doctors Say Man Discovered With ‘Exceedingly Rare’ Condition, His Penis Is Turning Into Bone", "'Vaginal steaming leaves woman with second-degree burn: report", "Naked Florida bicyclist stole underwear from sex shop, cops allege", &  "Fugitive's receding hair mocked on Facebook, spurring warning from police

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Show Opens with discussions on such things as; Ethan is back from his trip to Asia, Guns or no guns, People & politics, Political boycotting, Being single, Boner pills, & Being honest.

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"Man allegedly tries to rob bank in Cleveland, gets caught after leaving a note with his name, address", "Florida man said he smoked THC 'because Jesus was returning,' cops say", "Louisiana woman says meth found hidden inside body part is not hers: police", "Woman Puts Octopus On Face, Ends Up In Hospital", "Half-digested toothbrush surgically removed 20 years after being swallowed", "5-Year-Old Boy Tells 911 He Wants Pizza, Cops Oblige", "Staring at seagulls can stop them stealing food, research shows", & "Cambodian man collecting bat droppings survives being wedged between rocks for 4 days"

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Show Opens with Dougie welcoming G-Man back to Florida Comedy Scene, G-Man has some questions for Dougie, Richy is glad he changed his name from Richy Lala, Dougie explains how he got the nickname "Dangerous" & much more.

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‘It snuck up on us’: Scientists stunned by ‘city-killer’ asteroid that just missed Earth", "Woman accused of urinating on potatoes at Walmart turns herself in", "Texas man checks missile launcher in luggage, still caught his flight, TSA says", "Vatican cops bust drug-fueled gay orgy at home of cardinal’s aide", "Sony to sell 'air conditioner shirts as soon as next year", "Scientists create fabric that smells better the more you sweat", & "Brazil gang leader dresses up as daughter in jail escape bid"

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Show Opens with Jim busting Dougie's balls about Dougie calling his wife, "Wifey"...Lori was a Tom Boy & a decent surfer....& everyone is excited about "Crank Yankers" is coming back!!

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"A Passenger Was Fined $105,000 and Banned for Life for 'Extremely Disruptive Behavior on an Airplane", "Man, 65, made fake bomb threat to get date with flight attendant", "Wild horse kicks swimsuit-clad tourist in the groin at Maryland beach", "Bad driving leads to $140 million drug bust in Sydney", "Colombian caught in Spain with cocaine under toupee", "The longest toilet break? Belgian sits for five days in bid for record", & "Florida Man Cuts Off His Wife’s Lover’s Penis with Scissors and Flees

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Show Opens with discussions on such things as; Weather Men & Woman love using the expression, "Temperature Feels Like"...Jen uses Planet Fitness in lieu of hotel, when on the road...Some education on Herpes & HPV...Recent Study: 4 Out Of 10 Adults Regret Their Life Choices...Dougie is worried about his first prostate exam...& What makes a person Racist?

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"Devon girl 'really upset' after seagull snatches Gizmo the chihuahua from garden", "A New Jersey cop overdosed on heroin in a patrol car while on duty. He was fired", "Transgender weightlifter wins two gold medals in women's competition", "California city set to ban gendered words like 'manhole' and 'manpower', & "Five guys arrested for fighting at Five Guys burgers in Florida"

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FROM THE ROAD

Dougie broadcasts from his hotel room in Medford, Oregon, during his NW Run, with fellow comedian, Marc Yaffee.  Show Opens with discussions on; Dougie takes advantage of Dutch Coffees Free Cup of Coffee offer for 1st timers, Pros & Cons of doing comedy at a Casino, & it's a bad day to be a "Pedophile", Art Kelly arrested on 13 count indictment & Jeffrey Epstein, has his own island with a bizarre, Sex Temple on it.

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"Hundreds of blindfolded goats airdropped into mountain range", "California asks US to end plan to drop rat poison on islands", "A Missouri suspect was hiding from police. A loud fart gave him away", "Half a million sign up to raid Area 51 and 'see them aliens', "Woman 'hurls snake at driver' in alleged car-jacking caught on camera in South Carolina", "Woman 'boards airport conveyor belt, apparently thinking it'll take her to plane", "Mom Charged After Driving With Kids Inside Inflatable Pool On Roof", & "Texas Child Lived In Home With Grandma’s Corpse For 3 Years, Mother Arrested"

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Show Opens with discussion on such things as; Congrats to the US Woman's National team for winning the World Cup, AOC is a dumb bitch, Texting while driving in Fla is now a moving violation, & is California about to fall into the Pacific Ocean?

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"Starbucks barista asks police officers to leave because customer 'did not feel safe,' police union claims", "Man has life support accidentally cut off by wrong family after being mistaken for someone else", "Indian man, 20, wakes up at his own funeral after being pronounced dead by doctors", "Nevada trooper pulls over hearse carrying corpse in carpool lane", "Case solved: Teen who licked ice cream carton, put it back in freezer identified", & "Louisiana man arrested after allegedly licking ice cream, placing it back on shelf in 'copycat' video"

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Show Opens with discussions on; Dougie advances to the Semi Finals of Florida's Funniest Comedian & Minda got married in Hawaii & it may not even be legal.

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"South African illusionist suffers head wound during magic show mishap with crossbow", "Florida man arrested after pelting girlfriend with McDonald's sweet and sour packets", "Body of Kenyan stowaway found in London yard after falling from plane's landing gear", "NYC man crushed by safe in Manhattan stairwell", "Mets flub 'Miracle Mets' celebration, declaring 2 players dead when they're still alive", "Pennsylvania man allegedly built bomb to warn about aliens who plan to destroy planet", & "Massachusetts residents see 'tornado of poop' after sewer line blockage"

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Show Opens with discussions on; Being able to separate day job life from comedy life & If you don't speak Spanish well, don't do it on national TV. Dougie's advice to Corey Booker & Beto.

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"Mom arrested after she stormed into an elementary school, yelled at son’s alleged bullies", "Oregon deputies pull out 57 electric scooters, bikes out of Portland river", "Man caught performing disgusting act on Florida homeowner's driveway", "Woman dumbfounded as parents ask for inheritance back so they can buy summer home", "You can now buy 'scented flatulence pills' which make farts smell like roses", & "Best place in the house to have sex according to doctor, and it's not the bedroom"

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Show Opens with discussions on such things as; Amateur comics who produce shows that are horrible & amateur comics who list all their, "Up Coming Shows" on social media, that are just open mics...Dougie gets awoken by fire alarm at his hotel at 4am...Andrew Dice Clay & Rosanne Barr will be touring together, & Cam Newton offers someone $1500 for their extra leg room seat, on a plane.

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"NASA’s Curiosity rover saw something flash on Mars, and people are freaking out", "Colorado mountains see nearly 20 inches of snow on first day of summer", "Graffiti artist hired by city of Detroit arrested after cops think he's committing vandalism", "Seagull attacks kept English couple stranded in their home", "Airline passenger accidentally opens emergency exit while searching for the toilet", & "Asteroid nearly the width of a football field has small chance of hitting Earth this year"

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Show Opens with discussions on such things as; OJ Simpson is now on Twitter, Dexter Loves Donuts, White Cops are still threatening black people, & Dougie & Dexter want to bring Dodgeball back

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"Bar scales back 'free shot per goal' promotion after U.S. 13-0 win", "Woman who 'stamped on turtles nest and stabbed it with a wooden stake' arrested", "Woman in wheelchair fires Taser at Detroit McDonald's worker", "South Carolina woman arrested for cruising down the road in a child’s toy truck while impaired", "Tennessee man secretly lived in family's attic, snuck into 14-year-old girl’s room at night", "Actress Jenny Slate to address island graduating class of 1", & "Florida woman, 21, 'choked her boyfriend and squeezed his genitals until they bled' during heated argument"

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Show Opens with discussions on such things as; adjusting to crowd & the importance of having a 5 min set, 10 min set, & 15-20 min set...Ever have to take a dump just before you go on stage?...Dougie has some computer issues...Randy wants to bring chicken wings into the studio...& Dougie wants to get a place in LA.

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"Louisiana Catholic school principal resigns after DC strip club arrest during school field trip", "Family discovers graduation cake made of plastic foam", "Principal: I accidentally plagiarized Ashton Kutcher speech", "Snake slithers out of toilet, bites Florida man on arm", & "Man dies on plane after swallowing 246 packets of cocaine’

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Show Opens with Dougie admitting to finally taking care of a couple things, he's been needing to take care of.  One, get rid of some friends on his Facebook list & some over due Man-Grooming.  Then the World Health Org. has recognized the condition "Burned Out", as a medical condition & have moved, transgenderism, to conditions related to sexual health.

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"Man lights cigarette on Spirit Airlines flight in startling viral footage", "NASA unveils schedule for 'Artemis' 2024 Moon mission", "Massachusetts man says intruder broke into his home…and cleaned it", "Man drove drunk to pick up woman charged with DWI", "Duvets discarded, cushions thrown at Japan's Pillow Fighting Championship", "Police: 5-year-old brings crack cocaine to preschool, & "Surgeons successfully reattach man's severed penis after mystery attack"

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Show Opens with Dougie almost getting into it with a Brazilian woman on his flight home this weekend.  Cisco & Dougie then give Jackie some advice on her recent Big News, that Bryan Callen is going to take her on the road.  Cisco tells us about one of his worst gigs ever. The guys discuss the importance of being cool with the staff at a comedy club. Golfer Brooks Koepka denies girlfriend kiss on national TV and she got pissed & billionaire Robert F. Smith pledged up to $40-million so students Graduates of Moorehouse College. 

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"Austrians told to stop kissing cows after bizarre challenge sweeps social media", "Florida woman charged with assault after admitting to throwing coconut at man outside strip club", "Man in China detained after giving dogs 'illegal' names", & "Pennsylvania man who allegedly flushed his grandparents’ ashes down a toilet will stand trial"

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Show Opens with Dougie telling us, about a strange night at Off the Hook Comedy Club.  Someone called 911 on Ahmed Ahmed's headline set!! Someone supposedly claimed, they felt "Threatened" by something Ahmed said in his act.   Police came to the Sunday Show and questioned Ahmed before he went up & Dougie, Mike & others, are positive it was a woman.  Speaking of Woman, Dougie has some words for Allysa Milano for asking woman to boycott sex, until Georgia Abortion Law is change & Mike asks Dougie about doing comedy at a casino.

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"Toll evader named Stiff to pay up; had $128K in tolls, fines", "Sheep enrolled at school in France as students to save classes", "Florida man arrested after refusing to remove ‘I eat a–’ bumper sticker", "Florida man says he would rather 'go to jail' than to his wife as he gets caught driving on sunroof", "New York man flips vehicle after spider jumps on leg, sheriff's office says", "Berlin park designates pink 'drug zones' for dealers, buyers", & "Police: South Dakota man stole sex toys from couple's house"

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Show Opens with discussions on; Bombing at Open Mics, Comedy in Malaysia, Joke Writing, Comedy Festivals, & Getting Laughs

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"Philippines sets deadline for Canada to ship out garbage in filthy standoff", "Florida woman pulls alligator from her pants during traffic stop", "Indiana sheriff's office encourages drug dealers to rat out their competition", & "Coffee cup in 'Game of Thrones' scene perks up viewers"

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Show Opens with discussion on....Dougie's trip to NOHO California & the NOHO Comedy Festival, Ethan is heading to China this Summer to teach Philosophy, Teachers in Florida are now being licensed to carry guns & "Is it fair for male transgender athletes, to compete against woman?

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"Tree that began 'weeping' on Good Friday draws hundreds of worshipers over Easter weekend" & "Colorado TV tech charged after giving customer 'bear hug'

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Show Opens with Dougie getting back from Chicago. Some people got mad a Dougie for not eating at all the famous places in Chicago, Jackie, tells us about her panic attack incident at Palm Beach Improv & dealing with Emetophobia.

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"Coachella Herpes Outbreak? STD Diagnostic Center Sees Tenfold Increase in Patients After Music Festival", "Pastor KISSES young woman on the lips to 'rid her body of demons', "Florida man in Easter bunny costume caught in viral brawl is wanted in New Jersey, has history of arrests", "Japanese science university professor taught students how to make ecstasy", "Indian man cuts off his own finger in anger after voting for wrong party", & "5-year-old Michigan boy calls 911 to ask for McDonald's"

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Wake Up Late with Dougie Show Presents..."From the Green Room" with your Host Dougie Almeida

Hey, everyone, its me, Dougie. A great part of touring the country & doing stand up, is I get to work & hang in the Green Room's of the some of the best comedy clubs in the country, with some of the funniest people in the world.

Tonight I'm at Zanies in Downtown Chicago sitting with Chicago Comedy Icon, "Uncle Lar" Larry Reeb.

Enjoy & Please comment & let us know what you think.

 

 

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