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Morning radio show hosted by Dougie Almeida & his various co-host, Elgin David, Ethan Moore, Jackie Sanchez, Randy Vega, & Minda

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Show Opens with discussion on the Freedom of Speech & did the NBA hush it players & coaches when it came to recent comments about China? Did Lebron James "Sell Out"?  & What's the deal with Americans Freaking Out over loud noises? A couple months ago, in Times Square, a crowd  panicked when a motorcycle backfired & this weekend in a mall in Boca Raton, hundreds of people, ran for their lives, after a balloon popped. 

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"Florida man accused of giving beer to an alligator", "Arizona man shoots himself in face after firing at ceiling trying to quiet upstairs neighbors", "Russian man sues Apple for 'turning him gay', "Texas man robbed bank to pay for rings - a day before his wedding", "Man caught driving a stolen van stuffed with 131 pounds of marijuana plants", "Son of sheriff who called immigrants ‘drunks’ at White House event arrested for public intoxication" & "Man tried walking 351 miles to have sex with deputy he thought was 14-year-old girl"

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Show Opens with discussions on such things as; Some Legal Talk with Jesse, Josh was in a Soft Porn & Shout out to Ellen DeGeneres for speaking out against those who criticized her for hanging with George Bush.

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"Shipwrecked Colombians clung to cocaine bales", "Man Who Shot, Killed Ohio K-9 Officer Jethro Sentenced to 45 Years in Prison", "Jenny McCarthy Reveals She and Donnie Wahlberg Have Sex in Airport Bathrooms", "Florida parents turn in daughter after 24 pipe bombs found in home", "Florida man shot and killed son-in-law who was trying to surprise him, sheriff says", & "Denver policeman fired for saying he was raped by woman he impregnated"

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From World Series of Comedy Main Event at Casino Queen Hotel in E. St Louis

Dougie Interviews fellow comics & contestants, Conrad Bromberek, John Wynn, & Jonathan Gregory. 

 

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Show Opens with discussions on such things as; Congrats to Matt Durndak for taking 2nd in World Series of Comedy Main Event, What ever happened to Taylor Hicks?, Successfully Making Decision, Dougie says, "No More Vaping", & There are rules when it comes to threesomes & group sex.

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"A flight in India was delayed when a swarm of angry bees covered the cockpit window and attacked staff who tried to remove them", "Woman Swallows Engagement Ring In Sleep Thinking It Was All A Dream", "Two altar boys were arrested for putting weed in the censer-burner", "Italian chef arrested on drug charges claimed he was 'researching new flavors" "Body of woman found in Florida portable toilet that caught fire, exploded", "Elvis lookalike steals fake vagina from NZ sex shop", & "6th-Grade Girl Says She Lied About Boys Cutting Her Dreadlocks"

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Show Opens with discussions on such things as; Dougie & Mike's 2 Man Show at Winner's Circle in Lakeland, Understanding the Transgender Community, How to handle Joke Thieves, Dealing with Hecklers, & To Roast or not Roast.

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American man dies during underwater marriage proposal in Tanzania", "UK airport drug bust turns out to be suitcase full of cake ingredients", "Catholic school priest bans 'Harry Potter' books on exorcist advice", "Maryland hotel room fight actually just loud sex, woman says before allegedly getting in fight with guard", "Couple Given $120K In Accidental Bank Deposit Accused Of Spending Spree", "Florida Burglar Breaks Into Home To Make Breakfast, Tells Resident ‘Go Back To Sleep’, & "Florida Couple Attempted To Have Sex In Cop Car: Police"

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Show Opens with Dougie telling us about his trip to California, which included his most expensive Uber ride ever & not advancing in the Antelope Valley Comedy Fest...Jay tells us how he got his scuba diving license without knowing how to swim & Josh explains what at "Back Jack" is & how it relates to Antonio Brown

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"He Was Wounded in the El Paso Shooting and Lauded for His Bravery. Now Police Say His Heroic Story Isn't True" & "English man spends over $36G fighting speeding ticket worth $120"

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Show Opens with discussions on such things as; Hurricane Dorian & all the Stress & Prep, Gun Control...World is getting crazier & I think I'll keep my AR-15, & Hollywood Elites, resort to Blacklisting, to silence their opposition. 

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"German theme park shuts down ride that looks like 'flying swastikas', "Florida woman wraps home in plastic to protect it as Hurricane Dorian approaches", "Woman Dies After Being Struck By Lightning While Jogging In Cemetery", "Florida man parks Smart car in kitchen to protect against Hurricane Dorian", "Maryland man allegedly rams truck into City Hall because city turned off his water after he didn't pay bill", "Australian vegan takes neighbors to court because she doesn't like the smell of fish being barbecued", "Canadian drunk driver drives away from court — after being sentenced not to drive"

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Show Opens with discussions on such things as; Dougie explains how he gets the best seats on Southwest Airlines, Randy Vega explains whey Spirit Airlines sucks, Popeye's chicken sandwich vs. Chick-Fil-A chicken sandwich, Vaping is declared dangerous, & OJ Simpson's Fantasy League Top Pick was Andrew Luck.

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"Man flees police on mobility scooter in low-speed chase as onlookers cheer 'Go old man!', "Sex robots with 'coding errors prone to 'violence and could strangle humans", "Oregon woman rescued from septic tank after being trapped in raw sewage for days", "Women steal stroller from New Jersey store — but child left behind", "An astronaut may have committed the first space crime while aboard the International Space Station", & "Driver kicks pregnant woman in stomach during fight at Chick-Fil-A"

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Show Opens with Josh & Nadeem, telling us how Nadeem got kicked out of their Boy Band & then how Josh tried to make up for it, by getting Nadeem a spot on a National Burger King commercial, but ended up not getting paid.  Dougie loses his $200 Apple earpod charger & hears it from his wife. & Dougie reminds all his single male friends, to take an acting class, if you want to meet woman

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"Students sign petition to remove oppressive white stick figure from crosswalk signs: 'We are told by the symbol of a white man when it is OK to cross the street", "Florida man uses front-end loader to dump dirt on car his girlfriend drove, cops say", "North Carolina great-grandmother, 69, arrested at Disney World over CBD oil in her purse", "Tourists who stole sand from beach in Sardinia could face up to six years in prison", & "New York man allegedly impersonating a police officer pulls over van of detectives"

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Show Opens with Dougie telling us about his weekend working at the West Palm Beach Improv and opening for one of the biggest douche bags in comedy, Rick Gutierrez. Then Dougie introduces us to his guest Phil Schoen, one of this country's top soccer play-by-play guys. Phil shares his journey on becoming a sports broadcaster & the guys discuss, what it will take, for the US Woman's National Soccer team, to get equal pay. 

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"Chase Bank forgives all credit card debt for Canadian customers", "Bronx Doctors Say Man Discovered With ‘Exceedingly Rare’ Condition, His Penis Is Turning Into Bone", "'Vaginal steaming leaves woman with second-degree burn: report", "Naked Florida bicyclist stole underwear from sex shop, cops allege", &  "Fugitive's receding hair mocked on Facebook, spurring warning from police

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Show Opens with discussions on such things as; Ethan is back from his trip to Asia, Guns or no guns, People & politics, Political boycotting, Being single, Boner pills, & Being honest.

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"Man allegedly tries to rob bank in Cleveland, gets caught after leaving a note with his name, address", "Florida man said he smoked THC 'because Jesus was returning,' cops say", "Louisiana woman says meth found hidden inside body part is not hers: police", "Woman Puts Octopus On Face, Ends Up In Hospital", "Half-digested toothbrush surgically removed 20 years after being swallowed", "5-Year-Old Boy Tells 911 He Wants Pizza, Cops Oblige", "Staring at seagulls can stop them stealing food, research shows", & "Cambodian man collecting bat droppings survives being wedged between rocks for 4 days"

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Show Opens with Dougie welcoming G-Man back to Florida Comedy Scene, G-Man has some questions for Dougie, Richy is glad he changed his name from Richy Lala, Dougie explains how he got the nickname "Dangerous" & much more.

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‘It snuck up on us’: Scientists stunned by ‘city-killer’ asteroid that just missed Earth", "Woman accused of urinating on potatoes at Walmart turns herself in", "Texas man checks missile launcher in luggage, still caught his flight, TSA says", "Vatican cops bust drug-fueled gay orgy at home of cardinal’s aide", "Sony to sell 'air conditioner shirts as soon as next year", "Scientists create fabric that smells better the more you sweat", & "Brazil gang leader dresses up as daughter in jail escape bid"

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Show Opens with Jim busting Dougie's balls about Dougie calling his wife, "Wifey"...Lori was a Tom Boy & a decent surfer....& everyone is excited about "Crank Yankers" is coming back!!

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"A Passenger Was Fined $105,000 and Banned for Life for 'Extremely Disruptive Behavior on an Airplane", "Man, 65, made fake bomb threat to get date with flight attendant", "Wild horse kicks swimsuit-clad tourist in the groin at Maryland beach", "Bad driving leads to $140 million drug bust in Sydney", "Colombian caught in Spain with cocaine under toupee", "The longest toilet break? Belgian sits for five days in bid for record", & "Florida Man Cuts Off His Wife’s Lover’s Penis with Scissors and Flees

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Show Opens with discussions on such things as; Weather Men & Woman love using the expression, "Temperature Feels Like"...Jen uses Planet Fitness in lieu of hotel, when on the road...Some education on Herpes & HPV...Recent Study: 4 Out Of 10 Adults Regret Their Life Choices...Dougie is worried about his first prostate exam...& What makes a person Racist?

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"Devon girl 'really upset' after seagull snatches Gizmo the chihuahua from garden", "A New Jersey cop overdosed on heroin in a patrol car while on duty. He was fired", "Transgender weightlifter wins two gold medals in women's competition", "California city set to ban gendered words like 'manhole' and 'manpower', & "Five guys arrested for fighting at Five Guys burgers in Florida"

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FROM THE ROAD

Dougie broadcasts from his hotel room in Medford, Oregon, during his NW Run, with fellow comedian, Marc Yaffee.  Show Opens with discussions on; Dougie takes advantage of Dutch Coffees Free Cup of Coffee offer for 1st timers, Pros & Cons of doing comedy at a Casino, & it's a bad day to be a "Pedophile", Art Kelly arrested on 13 count indictment & Jeffrey Epstein, has his own island with a bizarre, Sex Temple on it.

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"Hundreds of blindfolded goats airdropped into mountain range", "California asks US to end plan to drop rat poison on islands", "A Missouri suspect was hiding from police. A loud fart gave him away", "Half a million sign up to raid Area 51 and 'see them aliens', "Woman 'hurls snake at driver' in alleged car-jacking caught on camera in South Carolina", "Woman 'boards airport conveyor belt, apparently thinking it'll take her to plane", "Mom Charged After Driving With Kids Inside Inflatable Pool On Roof", & "Texas Child Lived In Home With Grandma’s Corpse For 3 Years, Mother Arrested"

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Show Opens with discussion on such things as; Congrats to the US Woman's National team for winning the World Cup, AOC is a dumb bitch, Texting while driving in Fla is now a moving violation, & is California about to fall into the Pacific Ocean?

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"Starbucks barista asks police officers to leave because customer 'did not feel safe,' police union claims", "Man has life support accidentally cut off by wrong family after being mistaken for someone else", "Indian man, 20, wakes up at his own funeral after being pronounced dead by doctors", "Nevada trooper pulls over hearse carrying corpse in carpool lane", "Case solved: Teen who licked ice cream carton, put it back in freezer identified", & "Louisiana man arrested after allegedly licking ice cream, placing it back on shelf in 'copycat' video"

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Show Opens with discussions on; Dougie advances to the Semi Finals of Florida's Funniest Comedian & Minda got married in Hawaii & it may not even be legal.

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"South African illusionist suffers head wound during magic show mishap with crossbow", "Florida man arrested after pelting girlfriend with McDonald's sweet and sour packets", "Body of Kenyan stowaway found in London yard after falling from plane's landing gear", "NYC man crushed by safe in Manhattan stairwell", "Mets flub 'Miracle Mets' celebration, declaring 2 players dead when they're still alive", "Pennsylvania man allegedly built bomb to warn about aliens who plan to destroy planet", & "Massachusetts residents see 'tornado of poop' after sewer line blockage"

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Show Opens with discussions on; Being able to separate day job life from comedy life & If you don't speak Spanish well, don't do it on national TV. Dougie's advice to Corey Booker & Beto.

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"Mom arrested after she stormed into an elementary school, yelled at son’s alleged bullies", "Oregon deputies pull out 57 electric scooters, bikes out of Portland river", "Man caught performing disgusting act on Florida homeowner's driveway", "Woman dumbfounded as parents ask for inheritance back so they can buy summer home", "You can now buy 'scented flatulence pills' which make farts smell like roses", & "Best place in the house to have sex according to doctor, and it's not the bedroom"

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Show Opens with discussions on such things as; Amateur comics who produce shows that are horrible & amateur comics who list all their, "Up Coming Shows" on social media, that are just open mics...Dougie gets awoken by fire alarm at his hotel at 4am...Andrew Dice Clay & Rosanne Barr will be touring together, & Cam Newton offers someone $1500 for their extra leg room seat, on a plane.

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"NASA’s Curiosity rover saw something flash on Mars, and people are freaking out", "Colorado mountains see nearly 20 inches of snow on first day of summer", "Graffiti artist hired by city of Detroit arrested after cops think he's committing vandalism", "Seagull attacks kept English couple stranded in their home", "Airline passenger accidentally opens emergency exit while searching for the toilet", & "Asteroid nearly the width of a football field has small chance of hitting Earth this year"

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Show Opens with discussions on such things as; OJ Simpson is now on Twitter, Dexter Loves Donuts, White Cops are still threatening black people, & Dougie & Dexter want to bring Dodgeball back

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"Bar scales back 'free shot per goal' promotion after U.S. 13-0 win", "Woman who 'stamped on turtles nest and stabbed it with a wooden stake' arrested", "Woman in wheelchair fires Taser at Detroit McDonald's worker", "South Carolina woman arrested for cruising down the road in a child’s toy truck while impaired", "Tennessee man secretly lived in family's attic, snuck into 14-year-old girl’s room at night", "Actress Jenny Slate to address island graduating class of 1", & "Florida woman, 21, 'choked her boyfriend and squeezed his genitals until they bled' during heated argument"

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