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Sept 18, 2014 with Dougie Almeida, Lenny Travis, & Jeffrey Gurian

Welcome to the Wake Up Late with Dougie Show with your hosts, Dougie Almeida & Lenny Travis.  Listen in as Dougie & Lenny discuss Dougie's upcoming gig at Visani's..... Lenny smells something fishy about Alibaba upcoming IPO.....William Wallace must be rolling in his grave hearing that 50% of his country men are voting No to Independence....Dougie has some great seats for the Usher concert at American Airlines Arena in Miami.  Any takers"......In lieu of Adrien Peterson's recent child abuse case, They guys discuss proper ways to discipline children (Neither of the two have children of their own)

“Unusual News” with Jeffrey Gurian today's story

Dentist in Arkansas recommends squeezing food for the elderly
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Sept 17, 2014 with Dougie Almeida, Peter Leonard, & Minda

Welcome to the Wake Up Late with Dougie Show.  Join Dougie and today’s co-hosts, Peter Leonard & Minda.  Listen in as Dougie starts the morning discussing the need for advertisers….Great News!  Peter is completely free of cancer…..Peter guesses Minda’s bra size….The guys discuss the feud between CBS & Rihanna….Dougie likes how Mike Tyson recently told off host of TV Show in Canada….Dougie realizes he is no longer growing hair on the back of his legs from his calf down to his ankles….Minda asks if it’s a deal breaker if a hot woman has smelly feet…Dougie tells us about how a Puerto Rican woman smelled bad elsewhere that was a deal breaker.

Straight From the Headlines:  “Tuxedoed man shot at 2 for interrupting oral sex”, “Woman Charged With Sex Attack On Sleeping Man”, “Auditions begin for marijuana-based reality show”, “4 Subtle Gestures That Really Turn People Off”, “DARPA testing planes with a 'Star Wars'-style laser cannon”, & “Urban Outfitters Hits New Low With Faux Blood-Stained Kent State Sweatshirt

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Sept 16, 2014 with Dougie Almeida, Tim Hanlon, Michael Cintron, & The Rev Bob Levy

Welcome to the Wake Up Late with Dougie Show with your hosts, Dougie Almeida, Tim Hanlon, & Michael Cintron.  The boys officially announce the Florida’s Funniest Comedian Pick the Winner Contest.  For just $10 you make your picks on who will advance to each round and ultimately, who will win Florida’s Funniest Comedian.  Then the guys share their thoughts on disciplining a child in lieu of the recent news on the NFL’s, Adrien Peterson.   Mike tells us how Puerto Ricans discipline their kids.  Kanye West demands everyone to stand up for him to perform, even two people in a wheelchair. 

Straight From the Headlines:  “Man kills ex-girlfriends dog & feeds it to her”, “Teen Could Get Two Years for Facebook Photos with Jesus Statue”, & “German Scientists Prove There is Life After Death”

“You Know What I’m Saying” with the Reverend Bob Levy.

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Sept 11, 2014 with Dougie Almeida, Lenny Travis, & Jeffrey Gurian

Welcome to the Wake Up Late with Dougie Show with your hosts, Dougie Almeida & Lenny Travis.  Join Dougie & Lenny as they discuss how Lenny could have been Joan Rivers son-in-law.  Dougie explains to Lenny that properly formed Trusts would have kept him from getting any of her Estate.  Dougie makes an analogy of his sexual prowess over the last 4 decades to a basketball game.  Lenny tells us how he used to carry weed on a plane.  In lieu of the Ray Rice story, Dougie & Lenny re-hash how OJ handled his domestic issues.  3 People that were banned from Joan Rivers funeral, Chelsea Handler, Adele, & Michele Obama.  The new Apple I-Watch is out, what do you think? 

Straight From the Headlines:  “The NFL had tape of Ray Rice hitting his fiancé since April 2014”, “Joan Rivers $100 Million Lawsuit: Family Reportedly Suing Over Medical Mistake That Killed Her”, “More schools dump Michele Obama’s Lunch Rules”, “Why did a military helicopter land in downtown Dallas?”, “Justin Bieber gets naked at Fashion Rock and crowd boos”, “ISIS Terrorist Cell has formed just over the border in Mexico”,&  “Pilots demand right to refuse flights to West Africa”

Unusual News with Jeffrey Gurian, brought to you by GNN, Gurian News Network. “Bringing you all the news that’s fit to dance to” Jeffrey attended Joan Rivers’ funeral service and shares some stories about Joan, then it’s time for “Unusual News” Today’s story, “Retired barber builds home out of human hair”

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Sept 10, 2014 with Dougie Almeida & Minda

Welcome to the Wake Up Late with Dougie Show with your host, Dougie Almeida.  Joining Dougie today in the studio is the Hot & Funny, Minda.  Listen in as they spend the morning discussing; Ground fighting, Minda says male comics have too many issues, & Minda is now attending a comedy class.  Minda tells us how she hit a golf ball into her vagina.  Dougie & Minda share some of their new jokes they’re working on. 

What are People Talking About?  Respiratory virus spreads through the US” & “Woman gets kicked out of bar for drinking liquor while breast feeding”

In Science:  Army laser weapon passes big test”, “New Police “Compliance Weapon” Blinds Targets”, “This gadget can knock drones and Google Glass offline”, & “Neanderthal 'artwork' found in Gibraltar cave”

Straight From the Headlines:  “NBC producer busted for posting secret sex tapes to porn site” & “Two Brooklyn women tired of 'white people moving into the area' force tenants out at gunpoint, then squat in apartment”

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Sept 9, 2014 with Dougie Almeida, Tim Hanlon, & Michael Cintron

Welcome to the Wake Up Late with Dougie Show with today’s hosts, Dougie Almeida, Tim Hanlon, & Michael Cintron.  The morning opens up with Mike telling us about this weekend’s show at The Funky Buddha……When on stage, what’s the best way to handle things when calamity breaks out in the audience?.....Dougie shares his plan for comedy……Dougie tells us about his weekend at Comedy Club of Jacksonville….Then the guys discuss the recent video released of Ray Rice Knocking the Hell out of his then fiancé……Are thoughts & prayers for our co-host, Peter Leonard, who goes under the knife today….Mike asks Dougie what TADDA Productions stands for…..Mike actually drove 4 hours from Costa Rica to visit Nicaragua.

Straight From the Headlines: “Chicago Mother Arrested for Raping a Man at Gunpoint”, “African Business Dies After Being Raped by his Five Wives”, & “Earth Buzzing Asteroid May Have Dropped Meteorite on Nicaragua”

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Sept 5, 2014 with Dougie Almeida & Lenny Travis

Welcome to the Wake Up Late with Dougie Show with today’s hosts Dougie Almeida & Lenny Travis.  Join Dougie & Lenny as they discuss; people who are not affectionate……getting caught starring at hot chicks….playing PlayStation 2 Madden Football…..Lenny tells us that people who stand up more live longer…..working selling shoes…..Threesomes while driving…then Dougie closes the show all by himself.

Straight From the Headlines “Transgender organization sues South Carolina after teen denied license over makeup”, “NY Department of Health is launching a review of the clinic  Joan Rivers attended prior to going into coma”, “11 reasons why men leave their marriages”, "WHO calls for action to reduce global suicide rate of 800,000 a year"

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Sept 4, 2014 with Dougie Almeida, Peter Leonard, Teri Mcg, & Lou Angelwolf

Welcome to the Wake Up Late with Dougie Show.  It’s Thursday and Peter Leonard joins Dougie today along with special guests, comedians Terry Mcg & Lou Angelwolf.   We start the morning learning that Lou used to drive a dump truck. Then…..Peter thinks he’s dying of cancer….Lou discusses working small crowds…Peter gets under Dougie’s skin….The guys discuss dos and don’ts of hosting a comedy show….”Never show too early”…Lou tells us about his favorite group, “Porcupine Tree”…..When’s the last time you bought a comedy album?.....Dougie thinks someone may have put one of those Knee Defenders on his seat a few months ago….The guys talk about their favorite cars....Lou shares some of his conspiracy theories….Who’s had a 3 some?.....Dougie says bi-sexual woman are alien hybrids…

Straight From the Headlines “Missing Libyan jetliners raise fears of suicide airliner attacks on 9/11”, “Wes Welker, Claims Someone Put Ecstasy in His Drink at the Kentucky Derby”, “Man Stabs Roommate During Three-some”, “Victim Calls 911 After Suspect Steels Her Pot”

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Sep 3, 2014 with Dougie Almeida & Minda

Welcome to the Wake Up Late with Dougie Show.  Join Dougie & today’s co-host, Minda as they start the morning discussing dating.  Then move on to; Things we do on Facebook…..Dougie is outraged with the recent beheading of another US citizen and our useless President and his inability to lead….Dougie continues his rant about the average American is an idiot and it’s time to thin out the heard.

Then Straight From the Headlines, “CDC Director: Ebola Outbreak ‘Is Spiraling Out Of Control”, “Uzi Was 'Too Much,' Girl Said After Fatal Gun Range Accident”, “TBS Cancels CeeLo Green's The Good Life”, “Justin Bieber Arrested While Spending Day With Selena Gomez”, “Seat recline fight diverts another flight”, “Home Depot probes possible credit card data breach”, “Crystal meth pair 'took sick selfies' with friend's body after he 'died of drug overdose”, & “Gross Photos Show Sewer Workers Battling A 'Fatberg' The Size Of A Boeing 747 Under London”

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Sept 2, 2014 with Dougie Almeida, Tim Hanlon, & Mike Cintron

Welcome to the Wake Up Late with Dougie Show.  We're excited to announce that Mike Cintron will continue to co-host our Tuesday morning shows.  After just one week at his new job he called in sick two days and then quit.  Good to hear.  Join Dougie, Mike, & Tim Hanlon as they discuss;  How to cheat on a drug test....Dougie tells us what it’s like not doing comedy on the weekend...Being productive at an Open Mic....Dougie shares a video from Facebook of a 3 year old black child speaking vulgarities to his parents....Update on Joan Rivers...Tim tells us about his weekend gigs at Open Stage Club & Moonshine….The guys discuss recent news of naked photos being released of several Hollywood stars. 

Straight from the Headlines “Oregon man on meth fights off cops while masturbating in bar”, “Rams cut Michael Sam, First Openly Gay Player Drafted in N.F.L.”, “Chinese boy can't hear his cartoons, cuts high-rise worker's safety rope”, “Honey trap thieves hid Rolex watches in their VAGINAS' after luring Las Vegas punters with sex acts”

In Science “Is there an implanted microchip in your future?”

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Aug 29, 2014 with Dougie Almeida, Lenny Travis, & Jeffrey Gurian

Welcome to the Wake Up Late with Dougie Show.  Join Dougie & today’s co-host, Lenny Travis as the start the morning discussing the, “The Balls on Putin “…..Lenny just started watching the old HBO Original Series, Six Feet Under and now thinks Dexter is gay…….Lenny shares some sex stories from the road…..Lenny is impressed with the fact that Dougie went to high school with the actor, Bobby Cannavale…..Dougie & Lenny concur that Big Woman give the best Oral & chicks that say they’re great at it are usually terrible.

Then Straight From the Headlines, “Brazilian Man Declared Dead Wakes Up In Body Bag”, & “Methane Gas Leakage in East Coast Seafloor Contributor to Warming Ocean”

In Science “Couples Who Smoke Marijuana Together Are Less Prone to Domestic Violence”, “Brain-Eating Amoeba Found in Louisiana Water Supply”

Then it’s time for “Unusual News” with Jeffrey Gurian Brought to you by GNN, Gurian News Network. “Bringing you all the news that’s fit to dance to”.  Today, Jeffrey brings us a story from Paris France, of the “Fabulous Nafe Twins”, twin dwarf acrobats, who have the incredibly rare ability to swing from a trapeze from their tongues”

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Aug 28, 2014 with Dougie Almeida & Peter Leonard

Welcome to the Wake Up Late with Dougie Show!!  Join Dougie & today's co-host, Peter Leonard as Peter tells us how a night of wild sex may have saved his life.  Dougie wonders why we get so many skin tags as we get older.  Dougie discusses the importance of Self Preservation.  The guys review the story about the 9 year old who shot her gun instructor while shooting an Uzi.  Sticking to gun stories, the star of Discovery Channel's "Suns of Guns", Will Haden, arrested for continually raping a minor.

Then Straight From the Headlines, "
Death by Underpants? Inmate Dies After Eating Fellow Prisoner's Underwear",  "Obama Eyes Transgender Troops", "Teen Crushed to Death in Alsip Was Stealing Metal Rods", "Professor Bans College Students From Saying, Bless You, In Class", &  "Teen Charged In Rubber Penis Waving Incident"


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Aug 27, 2014 with Dougie Almeida & Minda

Welcome to the Wake Up Late with Dougie Show.  Join Dougie & his co-host, Minda as they discuss;  the new trend call Chive....Minda talks about her Twitter @HotandFunnyGirl....Dougie discusses the importance of reading....Dougie discusses the importance of reading....Minda has several men trying to win her heart....Dougie tries to fix up Minda with the CEO of Burger King who's only 34 years old....Then Straight From the Headlines: "Anti-date Rape Undercover Nail Polish Changes Color When Drinks are Spked with Rohypnol and GHB", "Cops called after fliers fight over seat recline", "Cannabis-infused fizzy drinks on sale in US", "Family Angry After It Says Airline Lost Aging Mother", & "Shoe cam Used To Film Store Up-skirts"

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Aug 26, 2014 with Dougie Almeida, Tim Hanlon, & Mike Cintron

Welcome to the Wake Up Late with Dougie Show with today's hosts, Dougie Almeida, Tim Hanlon, & Michael Cintron.  Dougie tells us about his Facebook debate with Marsha Warfield regarding the shooting in Ferguson, MO.  Then Dougie & Tim discuss other recent policy shootings caught on video.  Dougie considers how he'd handle it if a cop roughed him up.  Then Mike Cintron joins the guys in the studio.  The US Gov't says ISIS is a fully capable terrorist group.   Dougie is very upset with all the wine that was lost in this week's earthquake in the Northern California area.  Mike tells us how Flip Schultz berated a couple local comics for talking at the bar in the middle of his set. Then Dougie tells us about his experience working this past weekend at the Joker's Wild Comedy Club.  Seems the booker of the venue likes to go up and do a guest spot after the feature performs. 
Then Straight From the Headlines, "British Intel ID Foley Killer as Former London Rapper", & "Cambodia Rat Meat, A Growing Export Market"

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Aug 22, 2014 with Dougie Almeida, Lenny Travis, & Jeffrey Gurian

Welcome to the Wake Up Late with Dougie Show with your hosts, Dougie Almeida & Lenny Travis.  The guys start the morning discussing the Opie Radio Show and how things are going over there.  Dougie & Lenny consider signing up for the Mardi Gras Comedy Challenge, winner gets 5k.  Dougie noticed every time Pres. Obama says the word, "God" or mentions, "God" he always looks down to the right.  Weird don't you think?  Dougie thinks the only way we can deal with ISIS is if the Middle East sustains substantial, collateral damage.  As the days go by, it becomes more evident that the shooting in Ferguson was justifiable.  A new video surfaced from an incident just miles away from Ferguson, of a black man wielding a knife and charging at police being shot dead by the police & the guys comment on this incident.

Straight From the Headlines: "Man Calls 911 When Stripper Refuses to Have Sex With Him", "Human Excrement Smeared On Policy Cars in Greenwich Village", & "Two Men Arrested After South African Worker Is Pelted with Oranges"

Then it's time for "Unusual News" with Jeffrey Gurian.  Brought to you by GNN, Gurian News Network. "Bringing you all the news that's fit to dance to"  Today's story
"Carving of President Obama Was Found in an Ancient Egyptian Temple"
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Aug 21, 2014 with Dougie Almeida & Peter Leonard

Welcome to the Wake Up Late with Dougie Show with your hosts, Dougie Almeida & Peter Leonard.  Long time SNL Announcer, Don Pardo dies at the age of 96.  Dougie thinks Late Night with Seth Meyers is the worst Late Night talk show ever. Out good friend, Perry Sak, posted a photo on Facebook of his incredibly bad haircut so we just had to call him and ask about it.  Dougie & Peter are angered by the beheading of the American journalist, James Foley.  Have you seen the video of the motorcyclist in Russia that hits the car, flips, and lands on his feet on the roof of the car he hits?  Real or Fake?.   Co-founder of the ALS Ice Bucket Challenge, Corey Griffin, drowns after a diving accident.  DJ Laz returns to radio in Miami.

Then Straight From the Headlines: "Prayer Service for Atlantic City Casinos","Man Fakes His Death to Avoid Getting Married", "Woman Steals Police Cruiser High on Synthetic Pot and Crashes on I-75","Most Stolen New & Used Cars in the United States", "Kids Who Broke Into Ray Allen's Home Arrested", &  "9 Lies You Learned in Kindergarten and Probably Still Believe Today"

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Aug 20, 2014 with Dougie Almeida & Minda

Welcome to the Wake Up Late with Dougie Show.  Today, Dougie & Minda start the morning discussing:  South Florida Beaches, Turtle Grass, Inventing something where you can smoke weed underwater, BMX riding, & Dougie discusses his history with Street Fighting.  New eyewitness reports regarding the police shooting in Ferguson, MO and new of injuries sustained by the police officer in the fracas.  Then Straight From the Headlines, "Caller Says She Has the Officer's Side of the Ferguson Shooting", "Officer Darren Wilson Suffered Orbital Blowout Fracture to Eye Socket During Mike Brown Attack", "Sebastopol Climber Dies From Fall In Yosemite After Proposing To Girlfriend", "Woman Beat Man, 64 Over Gas Passing", "Parents Naming Their Kids After Game of Thrones Characters Is Officially Out of Control", "How is Democracy Treating You Guys? ISIS Militants Take to Social Media to Encourage Ferguson Protesters to Embrace Islamic Extremism", & "North Korean Woman Turning to Cosmetic Surgery For Chance to Work Abroad"

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Aug 19, 2014 with Dougie Almeida, Tim Hanlon, & Fasil Malik

Welcome to the Wake Up Late with Dougie Show.  Join Dougie & today's co-host Tim Hanlon as they welcome special guest in the studio, local S. Fla. comic Fasil Malik.  Listen in as the guys discuss proper Green Room etiquette, Tim's weekend hosting at the Ft. Lauderdale for Dom Irrera, & dealing with ignorance out in public.  Dougie & Fasil discuss Dougie's recent appearance at Fasil's Improv comedy group.  Dougie got to discuss some dos & dont's of stand up with the group The guys talk about what you should not do when you host a comedy venue.  Dougie answers the ALS Ice Bucket Challenge. 
Then the guys discuss the turmoil doing on in Ferguson, MO. 

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Aug 15, 2014 with Dougie Almeida, Lenny Travis, & Jeffrey Gurian

Welcome to the Wake Up Late with Dougie Show with today's hosts, Dougie Almeida & Lenny Travis.  Dougie & Lenny start the morning just shooting the shit discussing Last Comic Standing, this week's Wise Guys Comedy Show, & Lenny's performance at the Bodega Wine Bar.  Dougie asks Lenny how he feels about hearing about Robin Williams since Lenny used to work with Richard Jeni who also committed suicide. Dougie & Lenny discuss how cocaine can definitely cause depression. Dougie & Lenny consider ways to deal with depression.  Then Lenny & Dougie discuss the recent case of potential police brutality in Ferguson. Straight From the Headlines: "German Man Rescued After Three-day Autoerotic Ordeal", "Duo Busted for X-Rated Romp in Parking Lot", "China Continuing to Weaponize Space with Latest Anti-Satellite Missle Shot"
Then it's time for "Unusual News" with Jeffrey Gurian.  Today's story is about a woman who suffers from a split personality ends up getting a boob job for just one side of her body.

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Aug 13, 2014 with Dougie Almeida & Minda

Welcome to the Wake Up Late with Dougie Show with your hosts Dougie Almeida & Minda.  Minda tells us how she used her cat medication for herself this week.  Dougie now has to start giving his dog insulin shots.  Due to the recent death of comedy legend, Robin Williams, Dougie & Minda spend some time discussing all the press coverage and how we should deal with depression.  Minda tells us there comes a time in life when you just have to say, "Fuck It" and cut people out of your life.

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