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Morning radio show hosted by Dougie Almeida & his various co-host, Elgin David, Ethan Moore, Jackie Sanchez, Randy Vega, & Minda

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Show Opens with discussions on such things as; Pam & Robb's comedy tour "In Small Doses" @ WPB Improv 12/4, Who & how do you select comics for your tour? & Hugs from folks with BO, & much more.

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"83-year-old ‘Tinder Granny’ ready for love after decades of one-night stands", "Florida man accused of benefiting over $225K off dead mom", "Japanese man, 71, arrested for calling phone company 24,000 times to complain", "Japan store to replace staff 'period badges' after uproar", "Kansas man caught driving stolen SUV on way to bail out brother – who was arrested in stolen SUV", & "Washington movie theater evacuated after 'highly contagious' package of urine sent to wrong address"

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Show Opens with Dougie's return from New York City. His Air B&B experience, his interactions with the local deli, & some highlights from the trip, like performing at The Stand & Gotham Comedy Club, & Hosting Greenwich Village & screwing up everyone's names. Gabrielle Union will not be returning to AGT & thinks she knows why & Grandfather who dropped child off Cruise Ship, is being charged with Murder!

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"Japan ban on women wearing glasses sparks backlash", "Amazon removes inappropriate kid's t-shirt from website", "The 'Charlie's Angels' Director Blames it Tanking on Men Not Wanting to Watch a Movie Starring Women", "Arizona man charge with robbery for burrito heist: police", "ChickTok: Indonesian kids given pets to wean them off smartphones", & "Rude awakening for dad-of-five who bought X-rated number plates while drunk"

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Show Opens with a big thanks to all of our Veterans on Veteran's Day!!  Then, it's seems to be getting pretty violent at Popeye's Chicken restaurants.  Dougie share's his thoughts on people selling food in public without a license & regarding the wealth gap in our country, Dougie feels the rich are getting richer, while the poor are getting more lazy.

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"Gold toilet features 40,815 diamonds embedded in the seat", "Arkansas hunter dies after being attacked by a deer he'd just shot", &  "California man detained, given citation for eating sandwich on BART train platform"

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Show Opens with a discussion on dating people we work with, in lieu of McDonald's CEO resigning over having a consensual affair, with a fellow McDonald's employee & Aren't you just loving the Daylight Savings Time?

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"A Louisiana woman has been arrested for selling $20 fake doctor's notes to students trying to skip class", "A Florida woman, reportedly eight months pregnant, shot and killed one of two home intruders, police say", "Ukrainian adoptee accused by Indiana parents of being a 33-year-old woman speaks out", "The science of zombies: Will the undead rise?", "Massachusetts man claims two $1M lottery jackpots 18 months apart", & "Steal this military secret for falling asleep in two minutes"

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Show Opens with discussions on such things as; Dougie has a pain in his neck, Dougie had to unfriend & block another local Florida comic, Minda has a new product she's inventing call the, "Ass Desk" RIP comedian John Witherspoon & Netflix Is Cutting Back on Standup Comedy Specials

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"A Southwest Airlines flight attendant alleges she caught 2 pilots watching a livestream of the plane's bathroom", "Off-duty Texas cop shoots son after mistaking him for intruder", "Scientists have taught rats to drive tiny cars" , "Porn star turned MMA fighter suffers humiliating defeat in first fight ever", "Catholic priest says he denied Joe Biden Holy Communion at Mass in South Carolina because of abortion views", & "California middle school students receive student ID cards with sex hotline number"

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Show Opens with Dougie & Eric discussing great bookings, Hooking up with national headliners & becoming their opener, Doing a variety of venues and adapting, & Once an athlete, not always an athlete.

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"Miley Cyrus Tells Women ‘You Don’t Have To Be Gay’ If You Find The Right Man", "Biological Male Sets World Record For Women’s Cycling", & "A Single Car Parking Spot Just Sold in Hong Kong for Almost a Million Dollars"

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Show Opens with Dougie telling us about his weekend.  His wife went to Mexico for a few days, His Doctor left him hanging, waiting for his echo cardiogram results, & Volkswagen service department, never called him, to let him know what happened to his car. 

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"Dutch family found in cellar 'waiting for end of time', "California man caught wearing only women's lingerie during home break-in", "U.S. Navy Submarines Are Losing Their Stealth Coatings. Who’s to Blame?", "China's Nightmare: Why Is Taiwan Building Kamikaze Drones?", "Why China's Commandos Are to Be Feared", "Scientists: Movement Detected Along California Fault That Could Cause an 8-Magnitude Earthquake", "Equifax used 'admin' as username and password for sensitive data: lawsuit", "Florida Man Arrested In Fatal Beating Of Alleged Peeping Tom", & "Illinois man with name tattooed on neck allegedly gave police false ID"

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Show Opens with discussion on the Freedom of Speech & did the NBA hush it players & coaches when it came to recent comments about China? Did Lebron James "Sell Out"?  & What's the deal with Americans Freaking Out over loud noises? A couple months ago, in Times Square, a crowd  panicked when a motorcycle backfired & this weekend in a mall in Boca Raton, hundreds of people, ran for their lives, after a balloon popped. 

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"Florida man accused of giving beer to an alligator", "Arizona man shoots himself in face after firing at ceiling trying to quiet upstairs neighbors", "Russian man sues Apple for 'turning him gay', "Texas man robbed bank to pay for rings - a day before his wedding", "Man caught driving a stolen van stuffed with 131 pounds of marijuana plants", "Son of sheriff who called immigrants ‘drunks’ at White House event arrested for public intoxication" & "Man tried walking 351 miles to have sex with deputy he thought was 14-year-old girl"

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Show Opens with discussions on such things as; Some Legal Talk with Jesse, Josh was in a Soft Porn & Shout out to Ellen DeGeneres for speaking out against those who criticized her for hanging with George Bush.

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"Shipwrecked Colombians clung to cocaine bales", "Man Who Shot, Killed Ohio K-9 Officer Jethro Sentenced to 45 Years in Prison", "Jenny McCarthy Reveals She and Donnie Wahlberg Have Sex in Airport Bathrooms", "Florida parents turn in daughter after 24 pipe bombs found in home", "Florida man shot and killed son-in-law who was trying to surprise him, sheriff says", & "Denver policeman fired for saying he was raped by woman he impregnated"

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From World Series of Comedy Main Event at Casino Queen Hotel in E. St Louis

Dougie Interviews fellow comics & contestants, Conrad Bromberek, John Wynn, & Jonathan Gregory. 

 

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Show Opens with discussions on such things as; Congrats to Matt Durndak for taking 2nd in World Series of Comedy Main Event, What ever happened to Taylor Hicks?, Successfully Making Decision, Dougie says, "No More Vaping", & There are rules when it comes to threesomes & group sex.

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"A flight in India was delayed when a swarm of angry bees covered the cockpit window and attacked staff who tried to remove them", "Woman Swallows Engagement Ring In Sleep Thinking It Was All A Dream", "Two altar boys were arrested for putting weed in the censer-burner", "Italian chef arrested on drug charges claimed he was 'researching new flavors" "Body of woman found in Florida portable toilet that caught fire, exploded", "Elvis lookalike steals fake vagina from NZ sex shop", & "6th-Grade Girl Says She Lied About Boys Cutting Her Dreadlocks"

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Show Opens with discussions on such things as; Dougie & Mike's 2 Man Show at Winner's Circle in Lakeland, Understanding the Transgender Community, How to handle Joke Thieves, Dealing with Hecklers, & To Roast or not Roast.

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American man dies during underwater marriage proposal in Tanzania", "UK airport drug bust turns out to be suitcase full of cake ingredients", "Catholic school priest bans 'Harry Potter' books on exorcist advice", "Maryland hotel room fight actually just loud sex, woman says before allegedly getting in fight with guard", "Couple Given $120K In Accidental Bank Deposit Accused Of Spending Spree", "Florida Burglar Breaks Into Home To Make Breakfast, Tells Resident ‘Go Back To Sleep’, & "Florida Couple Attempted To Have Sex In Cop Car: Police"

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Show Opens with Dougie telling us about his trip to California, which included his most expensive Uber ride ever & not advancing in the Antelope Valley Comedy Fest...Jay tells us how he got his scuba diving license without knowing how to swim & Josh explains what at "Back Jack" is & how it relates to Antonio Brown

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"He Was Wounded in the El Paso Shooting and Lauded for His Bravery. Now Police Say His Heroic Story Isn't True" & "English man spends over $36G fighting speeding ticket worth $120"

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Show Opens with discussions on such things as; Hurricane Dorian & all the Stress & Prep, Gun Control...World is getting crazier & I think I'll keep my AR-15, & Hollywood Elites, resort to Blacklisting, to silence their opposition. 

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"German theme park shuts down ride that looks like 'flying swastikas', "Florida woman wraps home in plastic to protect it as Hurricane Dorian approaches", "Woman Dies After Being Struck By Lightning While Jogging In Cemetery", "Florida man parks Smart car in kitchen to protect against Hurricane Dorian", "Maryland man allegedly rams truck into City Hall because city turned off his water after he didn't pay bill", "Australian vegan takes neighbors to court because she doesn't like the smell of fish being barbecued", "Canadian drunk driver drives away from court — after being sentenced not to drive"

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Show Opens with discussions on such things as; Dougie explains how he gets the best seats on Southwest Airlines, Randy Vega explains whey Spirit Airlines sucks, Popeye's chicken sandwich vs. Chick-Fil-A chicken sandwich, Vaping is declared dangerous, & OJ Simpson's Fantasy League Top Pick was Andrew Luck.

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"Man flees police on mobility scooter in low-speed chase as onlookers cheer 'Go old man!', "Sex robots with 'coding errors prone to 'violence and could strangle humans", "Oregon woman rescued from septic tank after being trapped in raw sewage for days", "Women steal stroller from New Jersey store — but child left behind", "An astronaut may have committed the first space crime while aboard the International Space Station", & "Driver kicks pregnant woman in stomach during fight at Chick-Fil-A"

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Show Opens with Josh & Nadeem, telling us how Nadeem got kicked out of their Boy Band & then how Josh tried to make up for it, by getting Nadeem a spot on a National Burger King commercial, but ended up not getting paid.  Dougie loses his $200 Apple earpod charger & hears it from his wife. & Dougie reminds all his single male friends, to take an acting class, if you want to meet woman

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"Students sign petition to remove oppressive white stick figure from crosswalk signs: 'We are told by the symbol of a white man when it is OK to cross the street", "Florida man uses front-end loader to dump dirt on car his girlfriend drove, cops say", "North Carolina great-grandmother, 69, arrested at Disney World over CBD oil in her purse", "Tourists who stole sand from beach in Sardinia could face up to six years in prison", & "New York man allegedly impersonating a police officer pulls over van of detectives"

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Show Opens with Dougie telling us about his weekend working at the West Palm Beach Improv and opening for one of the biggest douche bags in comedy, Rick Gutierrez. Then Dougie introduces us to his guest Phil Schoen, one of this country's top soccer play-by-play guys. Phil shares his journey on becoming a sports broadcaster & the guys discuss, what it will take, for the US Woman's National Soccer team, to get equal pay. 

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"Chase Bank forgives all credit card debt for Canadian customers", "Bronx Doctors Say Man Discovered With ‘Exceedingly Rare’ Condition, His Penis Is Turning Into Bone", "'Vaginal steaming leaves woman with second-degree burn: report", "Naked Florida bicyclist stole underwear from sex shop, cops allege", &  "Fugitive's receding hair mocked on Facebook, spurring warning from police

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Show Opens with discussions on such things as; Ethan is back from his trip to Asia, Guns or no guns, People & politics, Political boycotting, Being single, Boner pills, & Being honest.

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"Man allegedly tries to rob bank in Cleveland, gets caught after leaving a note with his name, address", "Florida man said he smoked THC 'because Jesus was returning,' cops say", "Louisiana woman says meth found hidden inside body part is not hers: police", "Woman Puts Octopus On Face, Ends Up In Hospital", "Half-digested toothbrush surgically removed 20 years after being swallowed", "5-Year-Old Boy Tells 911 He Wants Pizza, Cops Oblige", "Staring at seagulls can stop them stealing food, research shows", & "Cambodian man collecting bat droppings survives being wedged between rocks for 4 days"

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Show Opens with Dougie welcoming G-Man back to Florida Comedy Scene, G-Man has some questions for Dougie, Richy is glad he changed his name from Richy Lala, Dougie explains how he got the nickname "Dangerous" & much more.

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‘It snuck up on us’: Scientists stunned by ‘city-killer’ asteroid that just missed Earth", "Woman accused of urinating on potatoes at Walmart turns herself in", "Texas man checks missile launcher in luggage, still caught his flight, TSA says", "Vatican cops bust drug-fueled gay orgy at home of cardinal’s aide", "Sony to sell 'air conditioner shirts as soon as next year", "Scientists create fabric that smells better the more you sweat", & "Brazil gang leader dresses up as daughter in jail escape bid"

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Show Opens with Jim busting Dougie's balls about Dougie calling his wife, "Wifey"...Lori was a Tom Boy & a decent surfer....& everyone is excited about "Crank Yankers" is coming back!!

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"A Passenger Was Fined $105,000 and Banned for Life for 'Extremely Disruptive Behavior on an Airplane", "Man, 65, made fake bomb threat to get date with flight attendant", "Wild horse kicks swimsuit-clad tourist in the groin at Maryland beach", "Bad driving leads to $140 million drug bust in Sydney", "Colombian caught in Spain with cocaine under toupee", "The longest toilet break? Belgian sits for five days in bid for record", & "Florida Man Cuts Off His Wife’s Lover’s Penis with Scissors and Flees

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