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Morning radio show hosted by Dougie Almeida & his co-host, Peter Leonard, Elgin David, Ciro Dobric & Ethan Moore

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Show Opens with Dougie & Elgin welcoming good friend & fellow comic, Nadeem Awad, to Danger Studios....Elgin tells us about his new Show on Youtube, Five ALIVE!!..& Nadeem reminds Elgin of when they kicked Nadeem out of their last Boy Band...Open Mic comic from Pt St Lucie, attacks woman in NYC...Dougie stresses over flying "Buddy Pass" to gig this weekend...Dougie advises, to never trust Airline Pilots & Fireman, around your wives...They guys explain the difference between Shingles & Shekels...Dougie shares some of his knowledge on wines....& the guys discuss some dos & dont's for Open Mics.

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"Staples manager fired after accusing woman pregnant with twins of shoplifting — because of her stomach", "Male salon owner punches mother in the face after her child shoplifts a keychain", "Florida restaurant patron arrested for 'erotically' dancing, stripping for fellow diners", "French theme park trains crows to pick up attraction's litter", & "Paris residents peeved at very public eco-friendly urinals"

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Show Opens with discussions on such things as; Dougie & Ethan share a couple Dentist stories....Dougie had some local gigs this weekend and has some advice for new comics...Comics need a universal sign, to inform a fellow comic on stage, put the mic closer to your mouth. Can't hear you....Dougie at lobster at home...Dougie will be flying "Buddy Pass" this weekend...& Ethan handed out donuts to police officers, at an accident scene.

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"Florida woman allegedly on crack, meth runs naked to get away from 'giant spider,' police say", "Colorado College reprinting up to 9.2K diplomas to fix typo", "Holy cow! Bovine herd helps police corral suspect in Florida", "8 tourists brawl at Rome’s Trevi Fountain over selfie spot", "Sex toys in airline passengers' luggage prompt security alert at Berlin airport", & "Ohio man showers naked in street after water main break"

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Show Opens with a discussion on comedians needing attention....Rob & Peter schooled Dougie on Real Radio.....Dougie being concerend about his dog having an intestinal blockage....Rob shares some ass doctor stories....Fake Facebook Friend requests...Great ways to go...Complex in AZ, teaching kids to be school shooters & Stop arguing on Facebook

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"Florida Tourist Dies After Being Punched by Man He Apparently Mistook for Uber Driver", "'Bait truck' of Nike shoes left in black Chicago community during railroad sting", "Dad devastated to discover he was grieving for daughter at wrong grave for 30 years", & "Driver's test arrest: Pot, gun, cash found in smelly car"

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Show Opens with discussions on; Back to the Future, the Fonz, & Animal House...then Dougie asks, if you watched the Venezuelan Army, run for their lives, during Maduro's assisination attempt? The NFL's first male dancers will hit the sidelines this season & Trump Star Removed from Walk of Fame & the guys have a great idea for a TV Show..."Trumped"

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"Irish national living in Canada faces deportation for streaking stunt at Blue Jays-Mariners game", "Police officer jumps off overpass to save boy's life in daring New York rescue", "Man who harassed Yellowstone bison arrested at Glacier park", "Man wears dress, holds sign in fantasy football punishment", "Texas police: Reported alligator was remote-controlled head", "Missouri man gets rid of pocket change, wins $55,558", "Aging Headbangers Escape Nursing Home To Hit Heavy Metal Festival", & "Woman who 'broke' her vagina shares hilarious warning about using sex toys for the first time"

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Show Opens with discussions on....Dougie & his awesome massage, that didn't even need a happy ending, The Pope speaks out against the "Death Penalty", in Florida, good guy with gun shoots bad guy with gun, a fight breaks out in a nail salon in Brooklyn, & Air Force silent after 2-kiloton meteor hits Earth near base.

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"Identical twin sisters to marry identical brothers, live happily ever after in same apartment", Ohio judge orders chatty defendant's mouth taped for sentencing", "House destroyed when raising attempt goes wrong", "2 drivers cited for going too slow under Idaho's new law", "Injured Chicago Cubs fan feels 'lucky to be alive', "American Airlines passenger kicked off flight after buying seat for her $30,000 cello", "Arkansas man tried to steal jet to go to concert", & "Man dumped human waste inside 7-Eleven in revenge act, police say"

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Show Opens with discussions on such things as; a black man wears 'Caucasian' shirt to expose the hypocrisy of white privilege & Retrial begins for man convicted of killing pregnant wife's sex customer

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"Florida man wielding live gator chases people in convenience store, video shows", "Tennessee man does naked jumping jacks in McDonald's women's restroom, later arrested", "Nude man caught working out at Planet Fitness thought it was 'judgment-free zone,' police say", "'I'm a man, 100 per cent. Legally, I'm a woman': Canadian driver changes his gender to female on paper to get cheaper car insurance rate", "Driver caught swerving van to hit puddles, splash people is fired", & "Split concerns force Durex to recall some condoms in UK and Ireland"

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Show Opens with discussion on such things as;  Kel shares some of his challenges of being divorced & dating again, The confrontation between comics & youtube comedian, Darren Knight, otherwise known as "Southern Momma", at the Just For Laughs, "10 Comics to Watch" showcase & "Don't do crowd work at an open mic", unless you're truly working on it. 

In Straight From the Headlines

"Arkansas woman accused of killing husband after disagreement over porn", "Wife's shock as husband, 26, is caught cheating with a 72-year-old lover at Premier Inn", "Thief returns cash stolen from wallet with apology note", "Zoo accused of painting donkeys to look like zebras", & "Mom charged after choking player at girls basketball game"

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Show Opens with a discussion on;  drug abuse & Demi Lovato's recent overdose, Transgender Athletes Winning (Boys identifying as girls destroying all other girls at meets) Fair /Unfair? Bowling alley worker asked a large group to calm down. They mobbed him.

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"Boston woman a millionaire -- briefly -- after bank mix-up", "Millennials outraged after baseball team advertises 'Millennial Night' with avocados, participation ribbons and napping stations", "You Know It's A Bad Date When He Steals Your Car", "Vienna's Subway Got Hot, So They Gave Out Deodorant", "Drunk seagulls are staggering and throwing up on beaches", & "Mom Bakes ‘1’ Cookies For Son’s First Birthday And They Look Like This"

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Show Opens with Dougie welcoming comedians, Jackie Sanchez & Manny Garavito to Danger Studios.  Listen as they discuss the Importance of being Professional in Stand Up Comedy, Politics & Social Media Fallout, & Owning Up.  Also, share their thoughts on Florida's "Stand Your Ground Law" case in Clearwater, FL. & Man dies after colliding with wife on zipline on honeymoon in Honduras....Dougie says, "Never Agains

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"Fla. Woman Allegedly Fatally Attacked Mother After Being Left Out of Will: 'I Beat Up My Mom' & "A Virgin Mary statue has been ‘weeping’ olive oil. Church leaders can’t explain it."

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Show Opens with Dougie & Elgin welcoming, Ramon Garcia to Danger Studios.  Ramon tells us about his start in comedy & his audition spot for Funnybone Comedy Clubs.  Plenty of talk about what it takes to make it in the comedy business & much more.

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"Florida Man Tied Gun to Balloon to Make His Suicide Look Like a Murder", "Roadside couch becomes viral spectacle in Florida", "Virginia man totals $300K car one day after buying it", "Bicyclist versus lift bridge. What could possibly go wrong?", "Lose, your blues: Town tosses 'Footloose' anti-dancing law", "Arizona man arrested after trying to pull over troopers", & "Married woman and mechanic die from carbon monoxide poisoning while having sex in garage"

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Show Opens with discussions on such things as; Dougie has a new dentist and some major work that needs to be done, Dougie's trip to Oregon & Washington, & Carlos tells us about his shows at Tenth Level Tavern.

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"Body of dead teen, honored with ‘extreme embalming,’ is posed with video games, sunglasses, and snacks", "Florida man, 72, tries to mow down neighbor with tractor during dispute, cops say", "Dad smothered baby, tried to revive her with shock from extension cord", "Man With No Arms Accused of Stabbing Tourist With Scissors in Florida", & "Woman bites off part of man's ear at Macomb County Chinese restaurant"

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Show Opens with discussions on; What's up with all these people losing their minds BBQ Becky, Permit Patty, Crazy woman on Spirit flight & Maxine Waters. Owner of the Red Hen is a Sex Offender and Convicted Pedophil & Court Rules That Medical Marijuana Card Holders Can't Buy Firearms

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"Slow farm tractor flees police, setting off low-speed chase", "All-You-Can-Eat Was Too Much", "A tourist tried to pat a wild lion on the head — and it's safe to say the lion was not impressed", "Man sprinkles cocaine over Nashville police officer's head 'to destroy the evidence', " ‘Naked hermit’ who lived on secluded island for nearly 3 decades forced back to civilization", "DUI Suspect Claimed His Dog Was The One Driving Erratically", & "Pro-smoking Japanese lawmaker apologizes for heckling cancer patient"

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Show Opens with discussions on; Facebook conflict & drama, Sarah Huckabee asked to leave the Red Hen, Maxine Waters calls for the public to accost Trump's cabinet members in public, Richard 'Old Man' Harrison, 'Pawn Stars' Patriarch, Dies at 77, & BOYCOTT BURGER KING

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"Ex-teacher busted for allegedly having sex with same teen Anthony Weiner sexted", "Bank robbery suspect gives ID, easily tracked by police", "Rat breaches bank ATM in India, eats $18,000 worth of cash", "Phillies fan injured by flying hot dog launched by Phanatic", & "Driver Offers Florida Cops Best Explanation For Why He Is Driving With A Concealed Hatchet"

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Show Opens with discussions on working "Urban Rooms", Dougie & Chris share some stories from last weekend in Ohio & the "Comedy Condo", & Stop breaking laws & acting the fool.

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"2 Akron firefighters accused of making pornography in fire station", "Alligator abandoned inside Florida convenience store", "New Zealand man arrested for stealing human toes from dead body exhibit", "Strong wind sends portable toilets flying through the air", "Spraying snake with gas leads to house blaze in Finland", & "Indiana trooper wins praise for stopping too slow driver"

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Show Opens with discussions on today's screwed up youth & the parents who made them that way. Kansas family on the hook for $132,000 after son topples statue & Long Island man allegedly shoves boy after catching kid filming wife. 

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"Sex robot will turn down steamy romps if it's not in the mood", "Florida man chugged can of beer during DUI stop", "Mortuary must pay widow $50K for 'coerced' cremation", "2 inn workers eat pot-laced candy left by guests, get sick", "Exhaust-ing ordeal: Woman gets head stuck in tailpipe", & "'Dead' husband returns after Japan police send wrong body"

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Show Opens with discussions on.... Big thanks to our long time co-host, Peter Leonard, who has retired from the show, North Korean Summit goes well and people are still hating Trump, Dougie explains the "Rational Man Theory", Victims of the Pulse Shooting suing police for not being aggressive enough, & There will eventually be 25 hours in a day, thanks to the moon.

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Man with ‘world’s biggest penis’ says his 13.5-inch manhood has helped him bed A-listers and Oscar winners – but ruined his own acting career", "Pennsylvania driver allegedly defecates on another man in road rage incident", "Texas firefighter arrested for allegedly having multiple wives", "Pastor killed by crocodile during water baptism", & "Johnsonville Sausage factory worker arrested for putting foreign objects into links"

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Show Opens with discussions on; Dougie thinks we need to rate every person in this country on their worthiness, Robert De Niro says, "Fuck Trump" at the Tony Awards, & Prime Minister Justin Trudeau wears fake eybrows.

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"Lottery winner uses winking emoji mask to stay anonymous", "South Dakota sheriff loses re-election, fires winning deputy", "Some like it not: Marilyn Monroe statue has church venting", "Supermodel's quick flag ends Canadian Grand Prix one lap early", "Man banned for life for bringing blow up doll on flight to Ibiza", & "Uber driver boots lesbian couple for kissing in the backseat"

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Show Opens with discussions on; Open Mic etiquette, Matt explains his side of #MeToo moment, White House cancels Philadelphia Eagles visit, Miss American will no longer judge on physical appearance, & Parkland student, Phony hostage calls has SWAT team surrounding Parkland student Family's home & Dougie thinks its someone trying to get layout &  location of his home. 

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Show Opens

with discussions on; Throwing people under the bus & bad Yelp reviews, FBI Agent Accidentally Shoots Bar Patron While Dancing, & Supreme Court Sides with Baker in Same Sex Marriage case.

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"Man stole $30,000 in scratch-off tickets from St. Pete Winn-Dixie", "Number of new gonorrhea cases in Alaska skyrockets in 2017", "Taco Bell manager stabs worker in heated argument over a woman, Chicago police say", "EYE-WATERING Man has 6-inch hand-held shower head removed from his bum after ‘accidentally slipping’ in the bathroom", "Ohio man calls police on pig following him home", "Orlando-area resort apologizes after video shows woman yelling N-word at black guest", & "Idaho teacher accused of feeding puppy to turtle is charged"

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Welcome to the Wake Up Late with Dougie Show

Join Dougie & today's guest, Jim Florentine & Gary From Florida.  Listen in as they discuss such things as; Freedom of Speech, Politics & comedy, challenges of stand up, hanging out in Ft Lauderdale back in the day & much more.

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