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July 25, 2014 Dougie Almeida & Lenny Travis

Welcome to The Wake Up Late with Dougie Show with today's hosts, Dougie Almeida & Lenny Travis.  Listen in as Dougie & Lenny open the morning discussing how people in glass houses should not throw stones....Then Lenny admits to shaving his privates.... Then, Straight From the Headlines, "Air Algerie Flight AH5017 Crashes", "Virus-Killing Condoms To Be Sold By Australian Firm", "Victims Identified In Fatal Lightning Strike On Fort Myers Beach", "Thief Sues Pizzeria For Injuries Sustained During Hold Up", "Bonita Beach Naked Hamburglers On The Loose"

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July 24, 2014 with Dougie Almeida & Peter Leonard

Welcome to the Wake Up Late with Dougie Show with your hosts, Dougie Almeida & Peter Leonard.  Dougie & Peter open the morning with a discussion on some of the challenges of the "Day Job"...Dougie prepares for his wife going out of town for a couple weeks....Dougie rips on Peters friend from England...Peter tells us what the Top 10 Ice Cream Stores in the US......Dougie & Peter reminisce about the old clubs in Ft. Lauderdale during he 80s.....Dougie finds out what "Resort Casual" means.. Peter tests Dougie on his music knowledge of "One Hit Wonders"
& Straight From the Headlines:  "Plane Crash in Taiwan, Dozens Expected Dead", "Brooklyn Bridge White Flag Mystery Deepens: Cops Don't Know Who Did It", "
Obese Kids Don't View Themselves As Overweight, Says CDC Report", "Chinese Officials Seal Off Plague City, Puzzling US Experts"

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July 23, 2014 with Dougie Almeida & Minda Mo

Welcome to the Wake Up Late with Dougie Show with your hosts Dougie Almeida & Minda Mo.  Listen in as Dougie & Minda discuss:  the current drought in California....Minda is patiently waiting for some inheritance.....Dougie considers renting out his house.....Dougie & Minda discuss performing at Comedy Bar Gigs.....How unprofessional it looks when a comedian brings notes on stage at a booked show....Dougie discusses the importance of having a Mentor....Dougie says it's better to have a friend with a boat than owning a boat.
Then "Straight From The Headlines"
"Welfare Cash For Weed In Colorado", "Sandy, Randy, Duo In Lewd Beach Romp Bust", "
Nude Beach Blow Job Jet Ski Fight Leads to Wife's Death", "Gene Simmons Defends the 1 Percent, Claims Half of Americans Pay No Taxes, Try Being Nice to Rich People", "California Drought: Water Cops Being Hired by Bay Area Agencies To Root Out Water Waste"

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July 22, 2014 with Dougie Almeida & Mike Cintron

Welcome to the Wake Up Late with Dougie Show with you Host Dougie Almeida. Joining Dougie today in the studios, local comic and promoter, Mike Cintron. We open up this morning with Mike telling us about getting one of his jokes lifted by a comic from Orlando....Then Dougie tells us how he almost planted some drunk asshole in a palm tree pot...How far can a police officer go when someone is resisting arrest?....Dougie wonders if his outdoor comedy venue at Meatball Room is a good idea.....Dougie & Mike discuss the importance of taking advice.....Dougie explains the principal of "Continuity" & the importance of one's reputation.....When it comes to porn, Dougie doesn't like spitting & Mike doesn't care for squirting....Dougie shares his wisdom on Asian Massage Parlors and Mike considers visiting on for the first time ever.....Then Dougie & Mike discuss challenges of being a comic in the local S. Fla Comedy Scene...

Then Straight From the Headlines:  "Michigan Woman Shoots Lover Because He Didn't Produce Enough Ejaculate While Having Sex", "Worlds Longest Poop, Set For Auction", "Florida Dad Finds Babysitter Molesting His Son, Beats Man To A Bloody Pulp, Cops Say"

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July 18, 2014 with Dougie Almeida, Lenny Travis, & Jeffrey Gurian

Welcome to the Wake Up Late with Dougie with todays’ hosts, Dougie Almeida & Lenny Travis.  Lenny starts the morning asking, “Any news today?”  Then they start the morning discussing the this weeks’ Malaysian air disaster…..We think Vladimir Putin was quoted as saying, “Whoops”…..Dougie thinks the mysterious whole in Siberia was a secret laser weapon the US cared to display……Lenny thinks it may be a good time for a New World Order, one world government……Dougie & Lenny then talk about how the Miami Heat may look next year….Then Dougie asks, weren’t the Palestinians kicked out of every country they have ever lived in?....Dougie & Lenny admit to being turned on by puppet lady in Wireless Cable Commercial….Lenny thought the World Cup Final was boring….Lenny showed up one time with 150 roses to pay a prostitute. 

Straight From The Headlines: “Malaysian Airliner Crashes In Ukraine”, “Gaza Residents Scramble To Make Most of 5 Hour Truce”, “Apparent Drunk Man Arrested For Posing as TSA Agent, Patting Down Woman at SFO”, “Pizza Prank Pulled From Jail Cell”, “San Francisco Presses Feds to End Ban on Gay Male Blood Donations”, “3 arrested in massage parlor prostitution sting”

Then it’s time for “Unusual News” with Jeffrey Gurian.  Listen in as Jeffrey updates us on the world of comedy and happening in New York City.  This week’s Headline, “Twin Terrorist Hurl Themselves Over Our Border By Slingshot”

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July 17, 2014 with Dougie Almeida, Peter Leonard, & The Rev. Bob Levy

Welcome to the Wake Up Late with Dougie Show.  Join Dougie and today's co-host, Peter Leonard as they bring you the news and what's happening around the world with a jovial twist. Such headlines as: "Fish That Eats Testicles Invades Town In Florida", "Mysterious Giant Hole Just Appears In Siberian Town Whose Name Translated Means,  End of the World", "Belgian Town Blast Music To Drive Out Gypsy's"
 
Also on today's show, The Rev. Bob Levy calls in to catch up with Dougie

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July 16, 2014 with Dougie Almeida & Minda

Welcome to the Wake Up Late with Dougie Show with today’s hosts, Dougie Almeida & Minda.

Tune in as Dougie & Minda spend the morning discussing such things as; Minda tells us how she walked an Old Dude at her last comedy venue….Dougie expresses positivity in lieu of Lebron James leaving Miami Heat…. Dougie gets a bit Orwellian with all the recent news about Facebook conducting social experiments…. Minda thinks we are so used to social media that we will never be about to pull ourselves away from it…..Has technology “Stupefied” Us?  Are we puppets to the slaughter? ...Dougie is in no hurry to get on, “Last Comic Standing”…..Dougie has his own idea on how the Earth can be saved by an incoming asteroid…..Minda tells us the dangers of WIFI…..Dougie screws up the old quote, “Cowards die a thousand deaths, but the brave only die once.”….California approve $500 fine for water misuse…..Dougie admires fellow comic & co-host, Tim Hanlon, for his ability of getting spots at great clubs no matter where he goes….Turns out Hooka’s are nasty….. Recent poll confirms that the Gay & Bisexual community represent 3% of the United States population.

Straight From The Headlines:  “Marvel Says Thor Will Now Be a Woman”, “Man Arrested After Stabbing a Watermelon”, “European Space Agency’s Rosetta Spacecraft Ready To Land on Targeted Asteroid”, “Humans Will Prove, We Are Not Alone In The Universe, Within 20 Years”, “Apple I-Pads Have Been Found To Have Nickel On Their Outer Coating”

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July 15, 2014 with Dougie Almeida, Mike Cintron, & Dennis Howe

Welcome to the Wake Up Late with Dougie Show.  Congratulations to Mike Cintron who is now one of our regular Tuesday morning co-hosts.  Well done son!!  Joining Dougie & Mike today in Danger Studios, local South Florida Comedian, Dennis Howe.  Dennis shares some of his knowledge & experience the last year or so of his comedy journey.  Then Mike admits to only knowing 5 Sexual Positions, but assures us he's using all of them.  Dougie & Dennis share an affinity for the music of Prince & Queen.  Not to mention Dougie shares a story about a man in England who killed his wife by giving her the ole "Dutch Oven"

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July 11, 2014 with Dougie Almeida, Lenny Travis, & Jeffrey Gurian

Good morning and welcome to the Wake Up Late with Dougie Show with your hosts, Dougie Almeida & Lenny Travis. Join Dougie & Lenny as they discuss the future of the Opie & Anthony Show....Things are looking good for Florida getting medical marijuana.....Lenny used to get his weed via Fed Ex.....How great would it be get hired as the Weed Inspector in Colorado?.....Lenny finally caught up on watching, "Dexter".....Dougie & Lenny discuss this week's Semi Final World Cup games and Dougie talks about the challenge of stopping a penalty kick....The boys chime in Obama's recent immigration issues and complain about Obama Care. 

Straight from the Headlines: "Stem Cell Patient Accidentally Grows Nose On Her Back Eight Years After Surgeons Inject Tissue There to Try To Cure Her Paralysis", "Portland Police Arrest Man for Karate Kicking a Police Horse", "Two Die When Woman Stops for Ducks & Can Face Life In Prison", "Typhoon May Hit Fukashima Nuclear Plant", "Middle School Teacher Fired for Drinking Alcohol and Lap Dancing with Students", "Emmy Awards Make History by Nominating the First Transgender Actor"

Then it's time for "Unusual News" with Jeffrey Gurian Brought to you by GNN, Gurian News Network.  Bringing you all the news that's fit to dance to"  Today's headline, "Man Travels the World By Overnight Mail"

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July 10, 2014 with Dougie Almeida, Peter Leonard, & Claude Stuart

Welcome to the Wake Up Late with Dougie Show with today's hosts, Dougie Almeida & Peter Leonard.  Dougie tells our listeners how to take cold showers.  Lebron James has yet to make a decision and Dougie discusses having to make moves in his professional career.  Dougie has to get a root canal this week.  Do you trust on line rating companies?  Dougie explains what a wines "Legs" are.

Then Straight From the Headlines:  "School Leader Mocks Michelle O's Bake Sale Restrictions: We Can't Fundraise Selling Carrot Sticks", "Hamas Admits to Aiming Rockets at Isreali Nuclear Plant", "Two Florida Public Defenders Fired for Calling Palestinians Filthy Swine", "Newbie Marijuana Buyer? We've Got Some Advice For You", "Escort Charged In Google Executives Heroin Death", "Weed Shortages Expected In Washington State", "13 Secrets of Happily Married Couples"

Then comedian Claude Stuart joins Dougie in the studio and points out the similarity between the opening guitar riff in Red Hot Chili Peppers "Cali fornication" and 3 Doors Down "Kryptonite"
Of course, they talk Comedy. 

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July 9, 2014 with Dougie Almeida & Minda Mo (Best of Bob Levy)

Welcome to the Wake Up Late with Dougie Show with your hosts, Dougie Almeida & Minda Mo.  Dougie & Minda start the morning trying to figure out a solution to the drought in California and flooding in the Mid-West……Dougie & Minda discuss whether or not a fellow comic was disrespectful to another comics fiance….Hey guys, how do you deal with another guy trying to hit on your girl?.....Dougie is then reminded of back in the day when his girlfriend wanted him to wear a necklace that had a TAKEN charm….People in Detroit have had their water shut off because they haven’t paid their water bills in months and expect to get water for free….Dougie suggests we should have young kids who don’t go to college or working at a trade, have to go into the military.

Then Straight from the Headlines:  ”Yankee Fan Who Fell Asleep at Game, Sues Yankees & MLB for $10MM”…….”City Sues Couple on Disability For Holding Too Many Garage Sales”…..”Man Dies In Custer Hot Dog Eating Contest”…..”Police Say Man Beaten To Death In Front Of Crowd at Amtrak Station”…..”Man Stabs Woman And Burns Her With Hot Coals”…..”Magic Mountain Roller Coaster Derailment: Probe Focuses on Tree Branch”

Then we close the show with a “Best of The Rev. Bob Levy"

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July 8, 2014 with Dougie Almeida, Mike Cintron, & Ciro Dobric

Welcome to the Wake Up Late with Dougie Show with your host Dougie Almeida.  Along with today's co-hosts, Mike Cintron & Ciro Dobric.  Listen in as they discuss the legalization of Medical Marijuana in Florida....Dougie discusses all the anti police videos on Facebook....Ciro feels things are coming together for him....Then the boys tell us how they got started doing stand up....Dougie discusses Sirius/XM Radio's firing for Anthony Cumia of the "Opie & Anthony" radio show.....Dougie gives advice on what to do when a stranger approaches you on the street or in a parking lot.....Are we in the "End of Days?".....Ciro had a local comic dis him while he was on stage at an open mic and he has it on video, well maybe??....Dougie goes on a "I Don't give a F*$#" Rant......"6 Toxic Behaviors That Will Drive People Away"

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July 4, 2014 with Dougie Almeida, Lenny Travis, & Jeffrey Gurian

Welcome to the Wake Up Late with Dougie Show & Happy 4th of July!  Join Dougie and today’s co-host Lenny Travis as the start the morning discussing the World Cup…Then Dougie & Lenny discuss whether or not the Big 3 can stay together in Miami…..Dougie & Lenny discuss whether or not they would have sex with Miley Cyrus...."Man Leaves Toddler In Car While Sexting, Baby Dies"....How do you feel about the illegal immigrants coming into the US?.....Dougie talks about Russian Strippers.....Then it's time for our Top Headlines "Warren Sapp Stiffs Waitress With No Tip"...."73 Year Old Vet. Gets Fired from Cracker Barrel for Gives Muffin to Needy Man"..."56 Year Old Woman Arrested for Chasing Man With Knife After He Refused Her Sexual Advances"..."Kat Williams Pulls Gun on Heckler At Comedy Club"...."Rapper Who Cut Off His Penis, Claims He's All Man & Will Appear In Porno"....."Rugby Player Cut From Team For Photo of Urinating Into His Own Mouth"

Then it's time for, "Unusual News" with Jeffrey Gurian. Brought to you by GNN, Gurian News Network. "Bringing you all the news that's fit to dance to."  Today's headline, "Dr. Opens Club In Chicago for Shy Gangsters"

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July 3, 2014 with Dougie Almeida, Peter Leonard, Jim Della Valle, & Chad Shapiro

Welcome to the Wake Up Late with Dougie Show.  Join Dougie & today's co-host, Peter Leonard.  Along with special guests, Chad Shapiro & The "Brooklyn Buddha" Jimmy Della Valle.  Listen in as they discuss comedy, stand up, acting, sports, and much more. 

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July 1, 2014 with Dougie Almeida, Tim Hanlon, & Tim Sweetman

Welcome to the Wake Up Late with Dougie Show with your host Dougie Almeida & today's co-hosts Tim Hanlon & Tim Sweetman.  Listen in as they discuss;  Dougie's Date Night, Artie Lange Show in Coral Springs, Dougie goes on a rant about people who think its funny to make fun of others all the time, Air travel, Racism, & much more.

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Jun 27, 2014 with Dougie Almeida, Lenny Travis, & Jeffrey Gurian

Welcome to the Wake Up Late with Dougie Show with today's hosts Dougie Almeida & Lenny Travis.  Lenny is back from his vacation and takes a little time to get caught up with Dougie on recent happenings.  Lenny is considering smoking weed again by using a vapor pen.....Lenny is a bit confused about the game of soccer......Uruguay's Luis Suarez has been suspended 9 games from the World Cup and 4 months from international games.....How does it look for the Miami Heat to keep Lebron James?  Then Dougie & Lenny discuss a few trending national headlines, such as;  "Chinese Billionaire Called Con Man After Deceiving New York Homeless" "Brazilian Helicopter Caught Spying on Chilean Team Practice", "3 Year Old Girl Arrested for Armed Robbery In India", "Man Arrested After Police Find the Remains of Two Woman In His Luggage", "Remote Controlled Helicopter Loaded with Drugs Crashes In Prison Yard", "Jimmy Seville Used Notoriety To Abuse Children & Corpses at British Hospitals".  Then it's time for, "Unusual News" with Jeffrey Gurian.  Brought to you by GNN, Gurian News Network.  "Bringing you all the news that's fit to dance to."  Today's headline, "Frog Baby Born in Kansas"

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Jun 26, 2014 with Dougie Almeida, Peter Leonard, & Steve Marshall

Welcome to the Wake Up Late with Dougie Show.  Listen in as Dougie Almeida & Peter Leonard are joined in the studio by the hilarious, Steve Marshall.  So let's talk Comedy!  Young comics who complain about getting the check spot.  What's your motivation as a comedian?  Steve explains the importance of "Pauses" on stage and learning how to, "Stay in the pocket".  Why do comedy clubs have brick walls as their backdrop? What can you learn in acting school?  Should friends be close to your girlfriend or wife?  Like call them, IM them, hang out with them?  Steve tells us how he walked over 100 people out of Dangerfields.  Most comedians do it simply for the love an attention.  Steve shares with us the challenges of making it in comedy.  Comedians sometimes need to adjust their set based on the venue. 
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Jun 25, 2014 with Dougie Almeida, Mike Cintron, MInda, Dean Napolitano, & Bob Levy

Welcome to the Wake Up Late with Dougie Show. What a show we have for you today.  Join Dougie and today's co-hosts, Michael Cintron & Minda as they start the morning with Guest Comic Call in, Dean Napolitano.  Dean has a few things to say about a Florida comedy club booker that has given Florida comics an ultimatum.  Then the gang discuss some of today's headlines; "KFC Hoax? Questions Surround Claim Scared Girl Was Asked to Leave Eatery", "Apparent Bite By Luis Suarez Mars Uruguay's Victory Over Italy In World Cup", "US Student Ends Up Trapped In Giant Vagina Sculpture."  Then The Rev. Bob Levy calls in to update us on his new radio show, "Ears Wide Open"

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Jun 24, 2014 with Dougie Almeida, Tim Hanlon, & Tim Sweetman

Welcome to the Wake Up Late with Dougie Show with your hosts, Dougie Almeida, Tim Hanlon, & Tim Sweetman.  The boys start the morning discussing Dougie's gigs in Vero Beach & Sebastian.  Tim tells us a bit about his trip to NYC and Washington DC.....Discussion on dealing with hecklers.  Dougie gets caught by his wife staring at chicks at the gym..... Along with these National headlines:  "Nearly Half of Detroit's Residents Can't Pay Their Water Bill", "One In Four Americans Has No Emergency Savings", "Mexico's World Cup Coach Defends Homophobic Chant", "San Francisco Clamps Down On Monkey Parking App That Allows Drivers To Auction Public Parking Spots", "E-Spliff: Dutch Company Develops First Electronic Joint"

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Jun 20, 2014 with Dougie Almeida, Mike Rivera, & Jeffrey Gurian

Welcome to the Wake Up Late with Dougie Show.  Join Dougie and today's guest in the studio, America's Most Hilarious Teacher, Mike Rivera.  Listen in as the discuss the idea of, "Just Be Funny", "Last Comic Standing", Mike shares his results from Ancestory.com., What it's like to teach Middle School these days, Then tells us about his appearance on the View and winning their contest, "The Most Hilarious Teacher In America".  Then it's time for, "Unusual News" with Jeffrey Gurian.  Brought to you by, GNN, Gurian News Network. "Bringing you all the news that's fit to dance to."  Today's headline, "Real Life Rapunzel Charged in Prison Break"

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