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Feb 23, 2017 with Dougie Almeida & Clayton Fletcher

Welcome to the Wake Up Late with Dougie Show

Listen in as Dougie sits with fellow comedian and good friend, Clayton Fletcher, as the discuss such things as;

never cancel a gig, our parents all lied to us, going roller skating as a kid, roasting fellow comics, varied comedy styles, punching up & punching down jokes, comics from a wide range of backgrounds, success in comedy is relative, accepting advice, & focus on who you are following and not on who's following you.

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Feb 21, 2017 with Dougie Almeida, Peter Leonard, & Elgin David

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Welcome to the Wake Up Late with Dougie Show

Join Dougie & today's co-hosts, Peter Leonard & Elgin David, as the Open the Show discussing such things as;

sound boards and sound effects, the guys shoot a new video, Dougie is getting old, Dougie hasn't passed his kidney stone yet and stopped straining his pee, & Peter admits to sitting around and playing, "Guess that addiction"

In Segment Two

Father and Son Killed In Head-On Collision With One Another, Woman Rescues Cop By Jumping on Attacker's Back: 'This Is a True Hero Right Here', & Man Arrested After Woman Captures Video of Him Dragging Dog Behind Motorized Scooter

Straight From the Headlines

"Misspelled note on pickup apologizes for 'anger isusesh', "Woman accused of performing sex act in courthouse arrested", "Suspect Used Sex Toy During Attack", "Group Sex Dispute Ends With Handcuffs", "Bull that led police chase after slaughterhouse escape dies", & "Kellogg's unveils Pop-Tarts pizza, tacos at NYC café"

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Feb 20, 2017 with Dougie Almeida, Ciro Dobric, & Nadeem Awad

Welcome to the Wake Up Late with Dougie Show

Join Dougie & today's co-host, Ciro Dobric, as they welcome fellow comedian, Nadeem Awad to Danger Studios.  Listen in as they Open the Show discussing such things as; affordable healthcare and self diagnoses, woman always bang pilots, Nadeem explains what a hibjab is, & Nadeem tell us how his family immigrated from the West Bank.

Segment Two

Opens with some comedy etiquette.  Then the guys review a few Top Stories.  Dozens lose their jobs after participating in immigrantion protest, Mom Mails Son Bag Of Trash He Didn't Take Out Before Leaving For College, & Florida middle schooler threw block at Trump motorcade

Straight From the Headlines

"Man practicing Parkour falls 40 feet down chimney in Denver", "Thimble tossed! Game piece voted out of Monopoly board game", "Albanian police find ton of marijuana hidden under house", "Utah Couple Charged With Drone Peeping", "Cartwheeling Substitute Teacher Exposed Self To High School Choir Class", & "Police Arrest Mom-Daughter Hooker Team"

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Feb 13, 2017 with Dougie Almeida & Ciro Dobric

Welcome to the Wake Up Late with Dougie Show

Join Dougie & his new Monday show co-host, Ciro Dobric, as they Open the Show discussing the following;

Dougie wasn't impressed with Beyonce on the Grammys, Political talk on Facebook and unfriending, & Dougie goes to emergency room with a kidney stone, but still makes it to his show that night.

Segment Two

Water flows over the emergency spillway at the tallest US dam, Mainstream media whines as Trump calls on less established news outlets, & Playboy is featuring naked women again

Straight From the Headlines

"Pittsburgh police say man was driving drunk in lingerie", "Lines in the sand: $60 million worth of cocaine washes up on eastern English beach", "China officials punished for dozing in motivation meeting", "Man faked kidnapping to get money from grandmother", "Too much self-tanning lotion? Orange gator puzzles residents", & "North Carolina newborn girl shares birthday with mom and dad"

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Feb 7, 2017 with Dougie Almeida, Peter Leonard, & Elgin David

Welcome to the Wake Up Late with Dougie Show

Join Dougie & today's co-hosts, Peter Leonard & Elgin David, as they Open the Show discussing such things as;

We have a new co-host joining us next week on Mondays, Elgin familiarizes us with the new term or expression, "Going Savage", & Dougie may have a new character, "Dougie Savage"

Segment Two

Former President Obama Caught in Very Chill Situation, U.S. News ranks nation’s Best 15 Places to Live, & 9-Year-Old Calls 911 as Her Dad Allegedly Drives Drunk With Her in Car

Straight From the Headlines

"Lakeland man hacks bank, tries to steal $7 billion because Jesus wanted him to, officials say", "40-year-old Florida woman accused of sex with teens at her child’s party", "President Trump’s face on some of 5,500 packets of heroin ", "Most wanted fan: Man with Patriots tattoos wanted in Pinellas", & "Woman used $1.2M forged check to try to buy house"

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Feb 6, 2017 with Dougie Almeida, Talia Brahms, & Jon Levine

Welcome to the Wake Up Late with Dougie Show

Join Dougie & today's co-hosts, Talia Brahms & Jon Levine, as they Open the Show discussing such things as; Patriots incredible comeback to win the Super Bowl, Should Creationism be discussed in Science class along with Evolution?, & Has the US's been blemished with Trumps temporary Ban on Muslims from certain countries.

Segment Two

Boston Globe has Dewey-defeats-Truman moment, Lt. Gov. asks Texas Rangers to help in search for Brady's jersey, France's Le Pen launches election bid with vow to fight globalization, & Grandmother Dressed as a Witch While Terrorizing, Physically Abusing 7-Year-Old Granddaughter

Straight From the Headlines

"Chicago aquarium euthanizes more than 90-year-old lungfish", "Pats' owner Kraft has won 5 rings, but 1 belongs to Putin", "Hold it or don't flush: Super Bowl could harm sinkhole mess", "Newest NY casino has 2K slots, 77 table games, 1 cemetery", "Italian priest faces defrocking for ‘organising orgies on church property’, "Former mint worker who hid stolen gold in rectum sentenced"

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Jan 31, 2017 with Dougie Almeida, Peter Leonard, & Elgin David

Welcome to the Wake Up Late with Dougie Show

Dougie, Peter Leonard & Elgin David, Open The Show with discussions on such things as; Elgins choice in clothing, Peter heard the Oscars may be canceled due to Trump's Immigration Ban, what if Russian intel caused the timing of the suden ban, & Dougie gets phylisophical.

Segment Two

Dougie joins Starbucks Protest, Snowflakes protest UBER, Man dressed like pimp punches Bisop in Church, & 26 year old man dies after tooth infection spreads to his lungs.

Straight From the Headlines

"Man mauled to death after climbing fence to avoid paying for zoo ticket in China", "Mechanic finds 31 pounds of cocaine hidden in nose of American Airlines plane", "Florida pastor caught with man's wife, flees naked", & "Deer crashes through window of Tennessee gym, runs laps", & "Standing up straight could help symptoms of depression – study"

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Jan 30, 2017 with Dougie Almeida, Ciro Dobric, & Jon Schaefer

Welcome to the Wake Up Late with Dougie Show

Join Dougie & today's co-host, Ciro Dobric & Jon Schaefer, as they Open the Show with discussions on; "Talking Shit" & getting along with fellow comics, President Trump's Immigration Ban, & Jon tells us about his ne project, "Jimmy The Killer Dick"

Segment Two

Relatives accused of abandoning Calif. man with dementia in UK parking lot, Men in animal costumes raped child repeatedly, & Michigan man whose sentence was commuted by Obama killed: media

Straight From the Headlines

"Cops: Woman hit officer with hands while doing sword tricks", "Pair Had Sex While Kids Were In The Car", "Speeding Driver Gives Police The Most Ridiculous Excuse", "Burger King workers sold marijuana at drive-thru", & "China girlfriend rental app gets leg up from Lunar New Year demand"

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Jan 26, 2017 with Dougie Almeida, Thai Rivera, & Brandon Scott Wolf

Welcome to the Wake Up Late with Dougie Show

Join Dougie & today's guests, Thai Rivera & Brandon Scott Wolf, as they Open the Show establising Dougie's not a dick head. As well as discuss such things as; remembering lines, Mexican Spanish, New York City Comics, Open Mics, Set Lists, &  Showcases vs. Traditional Comedy Shows.

Segment Two

Guys give some advice for young comics, Discuss various comedy scenes, Losing your regular non-comedian friends over time, & is there any subject matter off limits for comics?

Straight From the Headlines

"A woman flew through a tornado in a bathtub and survived", "Florida Woman Arrested For Pelting Police Officer With Her "Wet" Used Tampon", & "Feeling down? Take off all your clothes: Being naked makes us happier and more satisfied with our bodies"

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Jan 24, 2017 with Dougie Almeida, Peter Leonard, & Elgin David

Welcome to the Wake Up Late with Dougie Show

Join Dougie & today's co-hosts, Peter Leonard & Elgin David, as they Open the Show discussing such things as; being a blue colar guy in a white colar world, Bad attorneys, & they listen to audio of a woman getting kicked of plane for verbally abusing a Trump supporter.

Segment Two

Want to hear about some "Scumbags"? Woman Kidnapped, Beat, Robbed Man She Met Online For Sex, Fortune Teller Fined For Brainwashing Client Into Becoming A Prostitute!, & Video shows attorney hypnotizing woman for sex.

Straight From the Headlines

"Photo Shows $20M That Feds Found Hidden in Bed", "Florida Creep, 27, Busted For Squirting Hair Conditioner On Backsides Of Women Shopping At Target", "Michigan Man, 54, Arrested For 14th Time For Drunk Driving", "10-year-old boy drives to store, speeds away in police chase", "Burglary suspect left keys, cellphone at the scene", & "Roses? No, try roaches for an unusual Valentine's Day gift"

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Jan 23, 2017 with Dougie Almeida & Jon Levine

Welcome to the Wake Up Late with Dougie Show

Join Dougie & today's co-host, Jon Levine, as they Open the Show discussing their gig at Rocky Gap Casino in Maryland.  Dougie witnesses a old white man, call his fellow comic the "N" Word, at his gig in West Virginia. Dougie raves about Southwest Airlines & let's us all know what he would do if someone ever spit on him.

Segment Two

Madonna drops the "F" Bomb on daytime TV, mentions thinking of blowing up the White House, & now under investigation by the Secret Service. Katie Rich of ‘S.N.L.’ Is Suspended for Tweet Mocking Barron Trump, & British submarine fires errant missle towards Fla.

Straight From the Headlines

"Pats fan who pulled alarm at Steelers hotel told cops he was drunk", "Police Looking For Man Who Stole Two Pizzas Dressed As Beer Bottle", "Idiot Who Shined Laser At Helicopter Gets Three Years in Prison", "Trucker loses trailer of 38,000 pounds of marbles on I-465", "Truck company owner charged with evading $1 million in tolls", & "Passengers scream as Florida alligator leaps into airboat"

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Jan 17, 2017 with Dougie Almeida & Elgin David

Welcome to the Wake Up Late with Dougie Show

Join Dougie & today's co-host, Elgin David, as the Open the Show discussing such things as;  arguments here on the show, local comic, Jordan Garnett here's from Haters after Dallas Cowboy loss, & Dougie gets the Marriott to house comics for Wise Guys Comedy Shows.

Segment Two

Pentagon successfully tests micro-drone swarm, Putin Says Accusations in Trump Dossier Are ‘Clearly Fake’, & Incredible plans unveiled for world's first 'floating city' in the middle of the Pacific Ocean

Straight From the Headlines

"First Drive-Thru Rage Arrest Of 2017 Comes Courtesy Of A McDonald's In Florida", "Sexual assault question part of math homework assignment", "Airline Debuts Female-Only Seating to Combat In-Flight Sex Attacks", & "Masseuse, 70, Busted After Offering To Lend Undercover Cop A Hand (For $60)"

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Jan 16, 2017 with Dougie Almeida, Talia Brahms, & Jon Levine

Welcome to the Wake Up Late with Dougie Show

Join Dougie & today's co-hosts, Talia Brahms & Jon Levine, as they Open the Show wishing everyone a Happy Martin Luther Kind Day!! Dougie asks, do you think one way to have Peace in the Middle East, is for US & Russia to be friends?  & Dougie & Jon argue over questions asked of Martin Luther King Jr. III by the press after meeting with Donald Trump. 

Segment Two

Ringling Bros. decides to close their tents, F.B.I. Arrests Wife of Killer in Orlando Mass Shooting, Teen to Reunite With Birth Parents After Allegedly Being Abducted By Woman She Thought Was Her Mom, & Stark Inequality: Oxfam Says 8 Men as Rich as Half the World

Straight From the Headlines

"Mother says she’s done having children after giving birth to 14-pound baby", "Taco Bell is going national with fried chicken taco shell", "Man Accused Of Repeatedly Sexually Assaulting Pit Bull", "Man With Mom's Name Tattooed On Chest Is Arrested For Battering Her", & "San Francisco man returns 100-year overdue library book"

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Jan 11, 2017 with Dougie Almeida, Peter Leonard, & Ethan Moore

Welcome to the Wake Up Late with Dougie Show

Join Dougie & today's co-hosts, Peter Leonard & Ethan Moore, as they Open the Show discussing such things as; the use of the expressions, "No worries" & "My bad", Drug addiction, & Dougie shares some challenges of booking a room.

Segment Two

The guys focus on;  Phil Simms Farted On Camera During Steelers-Dolphins Game, 17 arrested in Kim Kardashian’s Jewel hiest,  Congressional Black Caucus to Re-Hang Anti-Cop ‘Police as Pigs’ Painting in Capital Citing ‘Constitution’, & California's Famed Giant Sequoia Destroyed by Heavy Flooding

Straight From the Headlines

"Sheriff: Misdirected text invites deputy to meth delivery", "Two animals from totally different species found having sex by scientists", "Prankster behind 'Hollyweed' sign surrenders to Los Angeles police", "Cops: Woman, 61, Clobbered Hubby For Sex Refusal", & "Woman, 32, Arrested For Distributing Naked Photos Of Her Ex-Husband"

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Jan 9, 2017 with Dougie Almeida, Talia Brahms, & Jon Levine

Welcome to the Wake Up Late with Dougie Show

Join Dougie & today's co-hosts, Talia Brahms & Jon Levine, as they Open the Show discussing such things as; Living in the cold, what's your favorite beer, Dougie can understand why comics commit suicide, & in lieu of last week's shooting at Hollywood/Ft Lauderdale Airport, Dougie asks, "What would you do if you were behind the guy when he pulls out his gun?

Segment Two

Meryl Streep's Golden Globes speech sparks outrage among MMA fans, & Bruce Buffer: Amanda Nunes is ‘like Chuck Liddell with a clitoris’, Ronda Rousey needs a new camp

Straight From the Headlines

"85-year-old Texas man helps pull 2 women from burning car", "Annual No Pants Subway Ride hits cities around the world", "Woman drives into river to avoid cops, boozes as car floats", "Naked woman who stole deputy's truck in custody after chase", "Police: Texas man caught with cocaine hidden under belly fat", & "Deputies mistake kitty litter for meth; after 3 days in jail, suspect cleared"

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Jan 4, 2017 with Dougie Almeida, Peter Leonard, & Elgin David

Welcome to the Wake Up Late with Dougie Show

Join Dougie & today's co-hosts, Peter Leonard & Elgin David, as they Open the Show with discussions on the movie "Rouge One", people in Florida keep driving into canals, the guys remember the Movie & TV show, "MASH", & what do you think of the new "Celebrity Apprentice"

Segment Two

The guys choose their Top 3 Dead Pool Celebrities, Julian Assange claims the Russians had nothing to do with the hack, & Bengals’ Pacman Jones accused of head-butting cops, spitting

Straight From the Headlines

"Akron home sells for $1 under Ohio's new public auction law", "Surgical forceps removed from Vietnamese man after 18 years", "Crack dealer prisoner posts videos and photos on Instagram of wild Christmas party with inmates in Santa hats", "Semen syringe squirter arrested after reign of terror at US malls" & "Teen Had Loaded Revolver In Her Vagina"

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Jan 3, 2017 with Dougie Almeida, Ciro Dobric, & Ethan Moore

Welcome to the Wake Up Late with Dougie Show

Join Dougie & today's guests comedians, Ciro Dobic & Ethan Moore.  Listen in as they Open the Show discussing such things as; Top 10 Comedy Movies, Ethan explains what happened between Fasil Malik & John Gregory and accusations of joke stealing & Cryptomnesia,

Segment Two

Ciro & Ethan had their own similiar joke issue, Rhonda Rousey Gets Knocked the Fuck Out Again, Carrie Fisher & Debbie Reynolds Die 1 Day Apart, &  Mariah Carey's New Year's Eve Performance Drama

Straight From the Headlines

"Dog named Scarface attacks Fla. family for dressing it in sweater", "Finland just launched an experiment giving 2,000 people free money until 2019", "Man alleges ageism after getting banned from Starbucks for asking teen barista on date", "Twins delivered minutes apart have different birth years", "Oregon court reverses DUI conviction of wheelchair user",  & "Canadian man punches cougar attacking dog near fast food store"

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Dec 27, 2016 with Dougie Almeida & Peter Leonard

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Join Dougie & today's co-host, Peter Leonard, as they Open the Show with discussions on; Elgin calls in sick to show, Dougie gives a big Thumbs Down on the movie, "Office Christmas Party", Life Expectancy has gown down for the first time in decades, & Dougie is unmotivated on vacation. 

Segment Two

Korean Air to get tough on unruly passengers with stun guns & male flight attendants, Taiwan tells school to apologize to Israel over Nazi uniforms, & Beauty Pageant Contestant Facing Charges

Straight From the Headlines

"Cops Called To Break Up Fight Between Denny's Workers Over A Hard-Boiled Egg", "Porn Actress Pleads In Teen Sex Party Case", "Landlord Recorded Having Sex In Tenants's Bed Now Free On Bond Following Arrest", & "Brooklyn Woman Charged With Mail Theft After Allegedly Using Stolen Gift Card to Buy Sex Toys"

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Dec 26, 2016 with Dougie Almeida & Jon Levine

Welcome to the Wake Up Late with Dougie Show

Join Dougie & today's co-host, Jon Levine as they Open the Show with a discussions on; Religion & Aliens, their recent golf outing, Christmas coming and going, & New Year's resolution. 

Segment Two

George Michael Dead at 53, Dougie calls gay man who got kicked off Jet Blue flight for accosting Ivanka Trump a hypocrit & Jon disagrees, Kremlin plays down possibility of terror attack in Russian plane crash, & Drexel professor draws ire after posting 'White Genocide' tweet on Christmas

Straight From the Headlines

"Sri Lanka claims world's tallest artificial Christmas tree", "Russian man drives into airport, says he did it for love", "About 70 employees get sick after health department party", & "'Whatever' claims title as most annoying word in US poll"

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Dec 21, 2016 with Dougie Almeida & Elgin David

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Join Dougie & today's co-host, Elgin David, as they Open the Show with some thoughts on last nights "Improv Holiday Pary".  As well as, Akward Moments, to shake, fist bump, hug?? & Elgin is all excited about "Mario Run" & Dougie abandons his home in Clash of the Clans.

Segment Two

Richard Marx Subdues Crazed Passenger on His Flight — While Wife Daisy Fuentes Documents the Drama, Florida Uber Driver Shoots, Kills Armed Would-Be Robber, Man wins OK to wear goat horns in driver's license photo, A&E Set To Debut KKK Docu-Series Soon, & Tech companies ‘profit from ISIS,’ allege families of Orlando shooting victims in federal lawsuit

Straight From the Headlines

"Indiana community lifts 60-year-old ban on pinball", "With 'Ditto' in lights, family concedes to next-door display", "Uber blames glitch for Philadelphia woman's $28,639 charge", "San Diego Chargers officials investigating viral video showing sexual act on field" & "An ancient vial of 'miracle' blood failed to liquefy, and that's a bad omen for 2017"

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