Wake Up Late with Dougie Show

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Mar 23, 2017 with Dougie Almeida, Jenn Hellman, & Grant Lyon

Welcome to the Wake Up Late with Dougie Show

Join Dougie & today's co-host, Jen Hellman, as they welcome fellow comedian, Grant Lyon to Danger Studios.  Our Show Opens with discussions on; Playing college soccer, riding a scooter,  condoms & birth control.

Segment Two

Stories from the Strip Club, Horse Play, Having sex while living at home, Mile High Club, Dealing with break ups, Micro Penis, & Is the idea of marriage fledging?

Straight From the Headlines

"Man Burns Down Parents Home, Kills Three Pets While Trying To Exterminate Ants: Officials", "Religious TV station in Senegal accidentally airs porn", "Cat stuck in peanut butter jar gives birth to kittens, dies", & "Man checks out of hospital, steals ambulance"

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Mar 21, 2017 with Dougie Almeida, Peter Leonard, & Elgin David

Welcome to the Wake Up Late with Dougie Show

Join Dougie & today's co-hosts, Peter Leonard & Elgin David, as they Open the Show discussing such things as; Dougie gets a huge unexpected tax bill & Elgin calls it, "Taking a L", Dougie asks, "Will people come to a comedy show on Easter Sunday?", & the huge chicken video that went viral. 

Segment Two

Remember the Noogman?,  U.S. Suddenly Bans Laptops and Tablets on Some Middle Eastern Flights to America, Google Promises Closer Policing of Websites After YouTube Ad Flap in Britain, One-legged teen wrestler eyeing NCAA title, & Uber's president resigns, adding to the company's turmoil

Straight From the Headlines

"Thimble, wheelbarrow, boot kicked out of Monopoly board game", "Ex-judge admits illegally seeking wife's texts for beer", "Jack Russell Olly gains viral status after going off course at Crufts", "Troopers charge 2 women in fight over shoveled parking spot", "Teen on his way to spring break in Florida busted with 7 cases of beer, marijuana in truck, cops say", & "Woman dies after drinking toxic tea from herbal remedy shop"

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May 20, 2017 with Dougie Almeida & Ciro Dobric

Welcome to the Wake Up Late with Dougie Show

Join Dougie & today's co-host, Ciro Dobric, as they Open the Show discussing such things as; St Patrick's Day, Cheat Days, Rules of sharing wine, & Ciro tells us about a melay that occured at his room last week.

Segment Two

Tom Brady gets his Jersey back, Canadians aren't too happy about Illegals coming in from the US,  Crocodile attacks Aussie teen who jumped into river on dare, & Norway unseats Denmark as world's happiest country

Straight From the Headlines

"You're nabbed! French gendarmes find thief stuck in window", "Woman 'almost crashed car' when snake slithered from vent", "Wiping out crime: face-scanners placed in public toilet to tackle loo roll theft", "Sierra Leone pastor discovers 706-carat diamond in village", & "Teenager finds 7.44 carat diamond in Arkansas state park"

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Mar 16, 2017 with Dougie Almeida, Alex Elkin, & Vic Clevenger

Welcome to the Wake Up Late with Dougie Show

Join Dougie as he welcomes fellow comedians, Vic Clevenger & Alex Elkin, to Danger Studios.  They Open the Show discussing such things as; What winning a comedy contest will get you & not get you, a good intro, takes balls to do comedy, gauging the audience, comedy condos, & open mics.

Segment Two

Dougie, Vic, & Alex are all Trump supporters and......, Sick of these pansy ass snowflakes, more talk about doing stand up, being confident, & You can buy a town in Oregon for $3m.

Straight From the Headlines

"Lawsuit alleging NJ worker was fired for passing gas tossed", "70-pound popcorn ball, valued at $700, stolen from Ohio shop", & "A pair of coin-operated binoculars stolen in Massachusetts"

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Mar 14, 2017 with Dougie Almeida & Peter Leonard

Welcome to the Wake Up Late with Dougie Show

Join Dougie & today's co-host, Peter Leonard, as they Open the Show with the question, "What is the nicest thing you've ever done for a stranger?" & Dougie walks into a large young black man. 

Segment Two

Lipstick on the collar, Ideas for the homeless, How to deal with change, discusting bathrooms, $180k in found money, & dealing with "Dress Codes"

Straight From the Headlines

"Drunk man steals Keys forklift, 'needed to drive'", "Hey umpire, whattayou, drunk? Alabama cops say yes, he was", "Trial by fire: Lawyer's pants set ablaze during arson case", "Maine prisons no longer require visitors to remove bras", "2 fined nearly $31,000 for poaching elk on TV hunting show", & "Naked man rescued from California sandwich shop after fall"

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Mar 13, 2017 with Dougie Almeida, Ciro Dobric, & Jen Hellman

Welcome to the Wake Up Late with Dougie Show

Join Dougie, & today's co-host, Diro Dobric, as they welcome comedian, Jen Hellman to Danger Studios.

Listen in as they Open the Show discussing such things as; ugly couples having ugly babies, Jen's short marriage, Dougie announces show will now be aired on Bubba Army Radio, "fortune favors the prepared mind", & Jen carries condoms

Segment Two

Jen tells us how she kicked breast cancer's ass, Ciro's packing, Jen's ready to date small penis men, comics dating comics, Woman Allegedly Attacks Boyfriend With Samurai Sword, & Bundles of marijuana found on Del Mar beach

Straight From the Headlines

"Poop scooper gets probation for using fake IDs, badges", & "Sleepy Colorado town comes alive during 'Frozen Dead Guy Days'

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Mar 7, 2017 with Dougie Almeida, Peter Leonard, & Elgin David

Welcome to the Wake Up Late with Dougie Show

Join Dougie & today's co-hosts, Peter Leonard & Elgin David, as they Open the Show discussing such things as;  Dougie protesting & appealing his $2400 emergency room bill, tricks of taking personality tests, Peter tries to rap, & MMA vs. Boxing. 

Segment Two

Secret Service agent pleads guilty to enticing minor to engage in sexual activity, FBI investigating 300 refugees in US on terror-related suspicions, A pizza festival is coming to South Florida

Straight From the Headlines

"Mouse delays London-to-San Francisco flight for 4 hours", "Mom Prom charity-minded retro-parties spread across country", "Man Arrested for Not Paying Full Subway Fare Gets Charged With 17-Year-Old Murder: Cops", "Cat survives 400 miles clinging under semi", & "Pricey parking spot in Brooklyn on the market for $300,000"

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Mar 6, 2017 with Dougie Almeida, Ciro Dobric, & Perry Sak

Welcome to the Wake Up Late with Dougie Show

Join Dougie & today's co-host, Ciro Dobric, as they welcome comedian, Perry Sak to Danger Studios.  Dougie Opens the Show telling us how he really passed his kidney stone and it wasn't while he was peeing.

Segment Two

Korea fires missiles, three reach waters off Japan, Israel gives green light to decriminalize marijuana use, Twin Rhode Island sisters, 97, die in falls on frigid weekend, & Why did a flock of turkeys circle a dead cat in a creepy marching ritual?

Straight From the Headlines

"Woman hopes to marry in dress made of Taco Bell wrappers", "City employee busted for makeshift bedroom at work", "Surgeons remove 915 coins swallowed by Thai sea turtle", "Firefighters in Wisconsin fight fire at their own firehouse", & "Man arrested after attack on homeless person 'decoy'

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Feb 28, 2017 with Dougie Almeida & Peter Leonard

Welcome to the Wake Up Late with Dougie Show

Join Dougie & today's co-host, Peter Leonard, as they Open The Show with a salute to "Fat Tuesday".  Indulge people.  Dougie hasn't drank alcohol in 3 weeks and has decided to give it up for Lent, & Dougie considers giving up pizza for 90 days.

Segment Two

Dougie shares a serious choking moment involving Arbys.  The face eater from Stuart, Fla talks with Dr. Phil.  Uncle sentenced in boy's beating death over birthday cake.  Dougie's favorite potato chips are Munchos & Pringles & How to boost chances of female orgasm.

Straight From the Headlines

"2 get prison time for threatening party, waving Confederate flag", "Man who smashed Trump star to pay damages, serve probation", "Taco truck serves highway lunch for stranded Seattle drivers", & "Japanese men hold competition to celebrate baldness"

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Feb 27, 2017 with Dougie Almeida, Ciro Dobri, & Fasil Malik

Welcome to the Wake Up Late with Dougie Show

Join Dougie & today's co-host, Ciro Dobric, as the welcome South Florida comedian, Fasil Malik, to Danger Studios

Listen in as these guys discuss the Florida Comedy Scene, talking things out, avoiding drama, Dougie introduces Fasil to Double Stuff Oreos, benefits of comedy festivals, & gigs to take and not take

Segment Two

Fasil asks Dougie if he studied karate, Big screw up at the Oscars, Rachel Dolezal, former NAACP leader, about to be homeless, & Transgender teenage wrestler wins Texas state championship

Straight From the Headlines

"Drone crashes through window of 27th-floor NYC apartment", & "Swedish politician: officials should have sex in lunchbreak"

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Feb 23, 2017 with Dougie Almeida & Clayton Fletcher

Welcome to the Wake Up Late with Dougie Show

Listen in as Dougie sits with fellow comedian and good friend, Clayton Fletcher, as the discuss such things as;

never cancel a gig, our parents all lied to us, going roller skating as a kid, roasting fellow comics, varied comedy styles, punching up & punching down jokes, comics from a wide range of backgrounds, success in comedy is relative, accepting advice, & focus on who you are following and not on who's following you.

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Feb 21, 2017 with Dougie Almeida, Peter Leonard, & Elgin David

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Welcome to the Wake Up Late with Dougie Show

Join Dougie & today's co-hosts, Peter Leonard & Elgin David, as the Open the Show discussing such things as;

sound boards and sound effects, the guys shoot a new video, Dougie is getting old, Dougie hasn't passed his kidney stone yet and stopped straining his pee, & Peter admits to sitting around and playing, "Guess that addiction"

In Segment Two

Father and Son Killed In Head-On Collision With One Another, Woman Rescues Cop By Jumping on Attacker's Back: 'This Is a True Hero Right Here', & Man Arrested After Woman Captures Video of Him Dragging Dog Behind Motorized Scooter

Straight From the Headlines

"Misspelled note on pickup apologizes for 'anger isusesh', "Woman accused of performing sex act in courthouse arrested", "Suspect Used Sex Toy During Attack", "Group Sex Dispute Ends With Handcuffs", "Bull that led police chase after slaughterhouse escape dies", & "Kellogg's unveils Pop-Tarts pizza, tacos at NYC café"

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Feb 20, 2017 with Dougie Almeida, Ciro Dobric, & Nadeem Awad

Welcome to the Wake Up Late with Dougie Show

Join Dougie & today's co-host, Ciro Dobric, as they welcome fellow comedian, Nadeem Awad to Danger Studios.  Listen in as they Open the Show discussing such things as; affordable healthcare and self diagnoses, woman always bang pilots, Nadeem explains what a hibjab is, & Nadeem tell us how his family immigrated from the West Bank.

Segment Two

Opens with some comedy etiquette.  Then the guys review a few Top Stories.  Dozens lose their jobs after participating in immigrantion protest, Mom Mails Son Bag Of Trash He Didn't Take Out Before Leaving For College, & Florida middle schooler threw block at Trump motorcade

Straight From the Headlines

"Man practicing Parkour falls 40 feet down chimney in Denver", "Thimble tossed! Game piece voted out of Monopoly board game", "Albanian police find ton of marijuana hidden under house", "Utah Couple Charged With Drone Peeping", "Cartwheeling Substitute Teacher Exposed Self To High School Choir Class", & "Police Arrest Mom-Daughter Hooker Team"

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Feb 13, 2017 with Dougie Almeida & Ciro Dobric

Welcome to the Wake Up Late with Dougie Show

Join Dougie & his new Monday show co-host, Ciro Dobric, as they Open the Show discussing the following;

Dougie wasn't impressed with Beyonce on the Grammys, Political talk on Facebook and unfriending, & Dougie goes to emergency room with a kidney stone, but still makes it to his show that night.

Segment Two

Water flows over the emergency spillway at the tallest US dam, Mainstream media whines as Trump calls on less established news outlets, & Playboy is featuring naked women again

Straight From the Headlines

"Pittsburgh police say man was driving drunk in lingerie", "Lines in the sand: $60 million worth of cocaine washes up on eastern English beach", "China officials punished for dozing in motivation meeting", "Man faked kidnapping to get money from grandmother", "Too much self-tanning lotion? Orange gator puzzles residents", & "North Carolina newborn girl shares birthday with mom and dad"

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Feb 7, 2017 with Dougie Almeida, Peter Leonard, & Elgin David

Welcome to the Wake Up Late with Dougie Show

Join Dougie & today's co-hosts, Peter Leonard & Elgin David, as they Open the Show discussing such things as;

We have a new co-host joining us next week on Mondays, Elgin familiarizes us with the new term or expression, "Going Savage", & Dougie may have a new character, "Dougie Savage"

Segment Two

Former President Obama Caught in Very Chill Situation, U.S. News ranks nation’s Best 15 Places to Live, & 9-Year-Old Calls 911 as Her Dad Allegedly Drives Drunk With Her in Car

Straight From the Headlines

"Lakeland man hacks bank, tries to steal $7 billion because Jesus wanted him to, officials say", "40-year-old Florida woman accused of sex with teens at her child’s party", "President Trump’s face on some of 5,500 packets of heroin ", "Most wanted fan: Man with Patriots tattoos wanted in Pinellas", & "Woman used $1.2M forged check to try to buy house"

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Feb 6, 2017 with Dougie Almeida, Talia Brahms, & Jon Levine

Welcome to the Wake Up Late with Dougie Show

Join Dougie & today's co-hosts, Talia Brahms & Jon Levine, as they Open the Show discussing such things as; Patriots incredible comeback to win the Super Bowl, Should Creationism be discussed in Science class along with Evolution?, & Has the US's been blemished with Trumps temporary Ban on Muslims from certain countries.

Segment Two

Boston Globe has Dewey-defeats-Truman moment, Lt. Gov. asks Texas Rangers to help in search for Brady's jersey, France's Le Pen launches election bid with vow to fight globalization, & Grandmother Dressed as a Witch While Terrorizing, Physically Abusing 7-Year-Old Granddaughter

Straight From the Headlines

"Chicago aquarium euthanizes more than 90-year-old lungfish", "Pats' owner Kraft has won 5 rings, but 1 belongs to Putin", "Hold it or don't flush: Super Bowl could harm sinkhole mess", "Newest NY casino has 2K slots, 77 table games, 1 cemetery", "Italian priest faces defrocking for ‘organising orgies on church property’, "Former mint worker who hid stolen gold in rectum sentenced"

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Jan 31, 2017 with Dougie Almeida, Peter Leonard, & Elgin David

Welcome to the Wake Up Late with Dougie Show

Dougie, Peter Leonard & Elgin David, Open The Show with discussions on such things as; Elgins choice in clothing, Peter heard the Oscars may be canceled due to Trump's Immigration Ban, what if Russian intel caused the timing of the suden ban, & Dougie gets phylisophical.

Segment Two

Dougie joins Starbucks Protest, Snowflakes protest UBER, Man dressed like pimp punches Bisop in Church, & 26 year old man dies after tooth infection spreads to his lungs.

Straight From the Headlines

"Man mauled to death after climbing fence to avoid paying for zoo ticket in China", "Mechanic finds 31 pounds of cocaine hidden in nose of American Airlines plane", "Florida pastor caught with man's wife, flees naked", & "Deer crashes through window of Tennessee gym, runs laps", & "Standing up straight could help symptoms of depression – study"

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Jan 30, 2017 with Dougie Almeida, Ciro Dobric, & Jon Schaefer

Welcome to the Wake Up Late with Dougie Show

Join Dougie & today's co-host, Ciro Dobric & Jon Schaefer, as they Open the Show with discussions on; "Talking Shit" & getting along with fellow comics, President Trump's Immigration Ban, & Jon tells us about his ne project, "Jimmy The Killer Dick"

Segment Two

Relatives accused of abandoning Calif. man with dementia in UK parking lot, Men in animal costumes raped child repeatedly, & Michigan man whose sentence was commuted by Obama killed: media

Straight From the Headlines

"Cops: Woman hit officer with hands while doing sword tricks", "Pair Had Sex While Kids Were In The Car", "Speeding Driver Gives Police The Most Ridiculous Excuse", "Burger King workers sold marijuana at drive-thru", & "China girlfriend rental app gets leg up from Lunar New Year demand"

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Jan 26, 2017 with Dougie Almeida, Thai Rivera, & Brandon Scott Wolf

Welcome to the Wake Up Late with Dougie Show

Join Dougie & today's guests, Thai Rivera & Brandon Scott Wolf, as they Open the Show establising Dougie's not a dick head. As well as discuss such things as; remembering lines, Mexican Spanish, New York City Comics, Open Mics, Set Lists, &  Showcases vs. Traditional Comedy Shows.

Segment Two

Guys give some advice for young comics, Discuss various comedy scenes, Losing your regular non-comedian friends over time, & is there any subject matter off limits for comics?

Straight From the Headlines

"A woman flew through a tornado in a bathtub and survived", "Florida Woman Arrested For Pelting Police Officer With Her "Wet" Used Tampon", & "Feeling down? Take off all your clothes: Being naked makes us happier and more satisfied with our bodies"

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Jan 24, 2017 with Dougie Almeida, Peter Leonard, & Elgin David

Welcome to the Wake Up Late with Dougie Show

Join Dougie & today's co-hosts, Peter Leonard & Elgin David, as they Open the Show discussing such things as; being a blue colar guy in a white colar world, Bad attorneys, & they listen to audio of a woman getting kicked of plane for verbally abusing a Trump supporter.

Segment Two

Want to hear about some "Scumbags"? Woman Kidnapped, Beat, Robbed Man She Met Online For Sex, Fortune Teller Fined For Brainwashing Client Into Becoming A Prostitute!, & Video shows attorney hypnotizing woman for sex.

Straight From the Headlines

"Photo Shows $20M That Feds Found Hidden in Bed", "Florida Creep, 27, Busted For Squirting Hair Conditioner On Backsides Of Women Shopping At Target", "Michigan Man, 54, Arrested For 14th Time For Drunk Driving", "10-year-old boy drives to store, speeds away in police chase", "Burglary suspect left keys, cellphone at the scene", & "Roses? No, try roaches for an unusual Valentine's Day gift"

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