Wake Up Late with Dougie Show

Mar 9, 2021 with Dougie Almeida, Brandon Vestal & Neil Rubenstein

Show Opens with discussions on such things as; Neils dream is to move from NYC to OKC, Does anyone feel bad for Megan Markle? Who did it better, the states that opened up, or the ones who closed it down? Should we raise the minimum wage to $15? & Much more.
The News is a Joke
"After record COVID-19 deaths, Bolsonaro tells Brazilians to stop 'whining', "Bisexual women with straight male partners least likely to be out, study finds", "Woman Finds Whale Vomit Worth Crores While Walking On Beach", "Oklahoma woman linked to home break-in after Cheetos residue found on her teeth, police say", "Australian cop arrests woman because she didn't make eye contact with him at pub", & "Passenger uses pepper spray on airplane preparing to take off: ‘Everybody started coughing'
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Mar 2,2021 with Dougie Almeida, Luz Pazos & CJ Starr

Show Opens with Dougie & Luz sharing stories of fellow comedian & friend, Erik Myers, who passed away last week. Then Dougie shares how he escaped the Houston airport a couple weeks ago. CJ Joins & the guys discuss, Tiger Woods crash, Lady Gaga's dog napping, & they close topical discussions on transgender woman & sports.
The News is a Joke
"Indian man killed by his own rooster during cockfight", "Pakistan police pop their roller blades on to catch Karachi's criminals.", "Miami lawyer whose pants caught fire during arson trial arrested on cocaine charge", "Japan asks China to stop performing anal swab tests for COVID on its citizens",&"Stranded day-drinkers discover that beer, air mattresses, and the Indian Ocean don’t mix"
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Feb 16, 2021 with Dougie Almeida, Jen Hellman & Jeff Bodart

Show Opens with discussions on these topics; Dougie is about to fly into a winter storm for feature money, Bad Valentine's Day Stories, Cancel Culture's new Victims, Tik Tok Challenges are exposing societies morons, & Dougie says Cuomo needs to be locked up
The News is  Joke
"7 Year Old Boy Rescued After Getting Stuck in Trash Bin", "Arkansas Farmer: ‘I Just Tried to Forget’ About Killing and Molesting Nurse", "Florida Man Steals Rings from One Girlfriend to Propose to Another", "Teens with AR-15 try carjacking man, but he thinks gun is a toy", "Beverly Hills police are playing Beatles songs to avoid being filmed on Instagram", "'STUNNING ADMISSION' Pentagon admits it has been testing wreckage from UFO crashes & findings may ‘change our lives forever,', "& "MIGROAN Orgasms work as well as drugs for curing migraines, says brain expert"
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Feb 9, 2021 with Dougie Almeida, Ahmed Ahmed & Grant Lyon

Show Opens with discussions on dealing with hecklers & the time a audience member call 911 on a Ahmed Ahmed. Did you enjoy the Super Bowl Halftime Show? Have you ever streaked? David Hogg takes on the My Pillow Guy. Who would you like to see in a Celebrity Fight?  Do you think we need a "Space Force"?
"The News is a Joke"
"Woman Uses Gorilla Glue on Her Own Hair", "77 Year Old Fights Off a Deer in Her Home", "Chinese Woman Tries to Smuggle 100 Cactus on Her Body From New Zealand", "Football Fans Will Eat a Ton of Cheese During Super Bowl", "Michigan Man Dies From Explosion at Gender Reveal", "Jamaica Has a Weed Shortage", & "Prank Goes Wrong and Prankster Gets Shot"
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Feb 1, 2021 with Dougie Almeida, John Mc Clellan & Cris Machado

Show Opens with discussions on such things as; what it's like competing in the San Francisco Comedy Festival, Cris has been living in a van and is now moving to Austin, TX., How good are you with money?  RIP Dustin Diamond, & much more!
The News is a Joke
"Former Marriage and Family Therapist Sentenced to 4 Years for Sexually Abusing 7 Patients", "Magicians mark 100 years of sawing people in half", "South Korean firm's smart dog collar tells owners what's in a bark", "Why Wombats Poop Cubes", "No tuna in Subway's tuna sandwiches and wraps, lawsuit claims", "Schoolboy changes name to 'Reconnecting' during Zoom classes to dodge teacher's questions", "Czech woman performs oral sex to stop robbery of Slovak gas station" & "Rod Stewart reaches plea deal after allegedly punching a Palm Beach hotel guard"
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Jan 26, 2021 with Dougie Almeida, Myles Weber & Scott White

Show Opens with discussions on these Topics: How great is the Bernie Sander meme? Teachers are refusing to to back to school. Dave Chappell catches Covid-19 & people are blaming Elon Musk. What's up with comics hating on other comics for working during the pandemic? Who would win in a fight, Charles Barkley or Kevin Durant? & The guys make their Super Bowl Predictions
"The News is a Joke"
"Chuck Schumer Says Trump Incited An 'Erection' In Televised Boner", "Jamie Lynn Spears called Tesla's quiet engines a 'secret cat-killer' and said Elon Musk 'owes' her some new pets, before walking back her comments in since-deleted posts", "Cops: Ambulance Thief Caught At Texas Drive-Thru", "TSA agent convicted for tricking woman into showing breasts", "Confused, jealous wife stabs husband after seeing her younger self in old photos", "Couple accused of filming public sex at Myrtle Beach attractions", "Man shoots lifelong friend who came at him with pitchfork, Volusia deputies say", & "Oklahoma bill would establish a Bigfoot hunting season"
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Jan 19, 2021 with Dougie Almeida, Myq Kaplan & Ricky Cruz

Show Opens with the guys discussing these topics; People, hate them or love them, National decriminalization of drugs in the US, Are we losing our freedom of speech?  & Tom Brady is truly the GOAT!
The News is a Joke
"A man who says he threw away a hard drive loaded with 7,500 bitcoin in 2013 is offering his council $70 million to dig it up from the city dump", "Police say Oregon man who stole a car with a child in the backseat came back and 'lectured' the mom about parenting", "In Mexico, women take the front lines as vigilantes", "Colombia's rapidly breeding 'cocaine hippos' must be stopped, scientists say", "Chinese ice cream contaminated with COVID-19, report says", & "Smokers prioritized for COVID-19 vaccine in New Jersey. Teachers 'feel devalued' by the decision."
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Jan 12, 2021 with Dougie Almeida, Bob Golub & Clayton Fletcher

Show Opens with Dougie making catching heat from both sides, after he posts on Facebook that he's no longer supporting Donald Trump. Then Dougie defends Trumps accomplishment, after Bob dissed Trump. Dougie then asks, can we come together? & then the guys discuss the story about Miya Ponsetto, who attacked a black teenager, who she accused of stealing her phone.
The News is a Joke
"Police respond to chickens 'wreaking havoc' at New Jersey McDonald's", "Danes divided over children's TV show about a superpower penis", "World's unluckiest burglars' arrested after pocket-dialing police during robbery", "Woman 'attempts to get around pandemic rules' by walking her boyfriend on a leash", & "London Zoo rejects Ricky Gervais’ death wish to be fed to lions"
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Jan 5, 2020 with Dougie Almeida, Jimmy Shubert & Paul Ogata

Show Opens with discussions on such things as; Leaving California, Amen & Awoman, Alec Baldwin & Hillaria, Police raid home in Canada on NYE, & Harvard Professor say Aliens are coming!
"The News is a Joke"
"Mystery surrounds whereabouts of Chinese billionaire Jack Ma who vanished from own reality TV show", "The Earth is spinning faster now than at any time in the past half century", "A 'miracle patient' with coronavirus woke up from a coma the day before her family was set to decide whether to take her off life support", "Paraguayan soccer player apologizes for exposing penis after scoring", "Mysterious NYC squirrel attacks rise in Queens neighborhood", & "A Tennessee mother was arrested after she left her 1-year-old alone in a parked car while she was at a bar on New Year's Eve"
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Dec 29, 2020 with Dougie Almeida, Al Ernst & Chris Johnston

Show Opens with Al telling us how he got into pro wrestling & ended his career 0-339. Then Chris shares what it was like performing in arenas on the "Practical Joker Comedy Tour". 12 mountain climbers die by avalanche in Iran, while Dougie won't even get on a ladder & scientist try to claim some bad effects of smoking marijuana & Dougie calls Bullshit!
"The News is a Joke"
"Wendy’s Employee Reportedly Shot Over Argument About Extra Dipping Sauce", "China lowers age of criminal responsibility to 12 after high-profile offenses committed by children", "Refill ban for sugary drinks", "Passenger flight in Nepal lands in wrong city", "Woman Turns up Pregnant While in a Vegetative State", & "Kentucky man uses flamethrower to clear snow from driveway"
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