Wake Up Late with Dougie Show

May 27, 2014 with Dougie Almeida, Tim Hanlon, The Rev. Bob Levy

Good Morning & welcome to the Wake Up Late with Dougie Show.  Dougie was the target of an open micer"s libel social media attack on Facebook last week.  This local comic accused Dougie of sabotaging his comedy career by telling bookers not to use him & by bumping him off a gig he was never booked for.  Listen in as Dougie gives us the 411 on this subject.  Then Bob Levy calls in with some suggestions on how to handle this guy.Tune in Tues-Fri 10am-12pm at www.weinetwork.com & be sure to check out our Twitter, Facebook, & Website Links on the right side of the page. 

May 23, 2014 with Dougie Almeida, LennyTravis, & Jeffrey Gurian

Welcome to the Wake Up Late with Dougie Show.  TGIF! 
Today Dougie Almeida & Lenny Travis start the day thinking about our next Presidential election......Then they find humor in such headlines as;
“Mark Cuban Catches Some Heat For Making Racist Comment”.  This causes Dougie to go off the on the subject of racism.....Lenny brings up, "Last Comic Standing"......"Italian National Soccer Team Player, Mario Balotelli, Was Subjected To Racist Chants Outside Their Training Session"...."Phil Robertson, of The Duck Dynasty, Has More to Say about Homosexuals"....."Pizza Air Delivery in Mumbai"....."New York State Suggest HIV Tests For 13 Year Old Students".....Lenny tells us how he lost his virginity in a whore house in New York City....."Porn Stars From Free Speech Coalition To Fight Condom Sex Bill In California"....Then it's time for "Unusual News" with Jeffrey Gurian. Brought to you by GNN, Gurian News Network.  "Bringing you all the news that's fit to dance to".  Today's Headline, "Man Allergic to Clothing Gets Permission to Come To Work Nude"Listen, Enjoy, & Please Subscribe!

May 22, 2014 with Dougie Almeida & Peter Leonard

Good Morning and welcome to the Wake Up Late with Dougie Show.  Join Dougie and his Thursday Co-host, Peter Leonard for a morning of information and laughs.  Here's some of what your going to be listening to:  Miami Heat looking good in the Eastern Conference NBA Finals..... Dougie tells us how he once took a piss in the middle of a high school soccer game..... "Led Zeppelin Being Sued by the Band Spirit for Plagiarism", A small tribute to Cheech & Chong...."Six Songs People Screw Up the Lyrics On"....Warner Bros. announce the title of the new Superman movie, "Batman vs. Superman "Dawn of Justice"......Peter recently witnessed two ducks screwing and tells us about it....."Man Gets Caught Smuggling 16 Bird Eggs In His Pants".....Vegas Mogul, Steve Wynn, Spends $23M for a Popeye Statue"...."Scientist Claim Men with Defective Seamen & Sperm, Die Much Earlier"...."Ebay Users Are Asked to Change Passwords Due to Recent Cyber Attack".....Dougie tells us about his first, "Older Woman" Experience, who happened to be a Red Head & married......The Oldest Man in the World is 111 years old and he lives in New York City......"Will & Jada Smith are Being Investigated by Children & Family Services In LA"......"Scientist Tell Congress They Are Sure Extraterrestrial Life Exists" Tune in Tues-Fri 10am-12pm at www.weinetwork.com & be sure to check out our Twitter, Facebook, & Website Links on the right side of this page.

May 21, 2014 with Dougie Almeida, Minda, & The Rev. Bob Levy

Welcome to the Wake Up Late with Dougie Show.  Today, join Dougie & his co-host Minda as they celebrate Hump Day with the following stories;  "5 Chinese Military Members Indicted for Computer Espionage", "Macklemore Catches Heat for Wearing a Costume Closely Resembling a Jewish Man", "Women Threaten Burger King Staff Over a Not So Fresh Cinnabon", "Pamela Anderson Announces She Was Molested at the Age of 6 and Raped at the Age of 12", "Teenager May Spend Life in Prison for Having Pot Brownies", "Lady Falls Down Elevator Shaft at Fenway Park", "Teenager Who Got His Armed Severed in a Pasta Machine Has it Surgically Put Back On",  "Good Samaritan Get's Caught Doing a Terrible Thing" Then the Rev. Bob Levy calls in and for some reason the topic of sex comes up.  Minda's friend announces that she had "Anal Sex" for the first time. Dougie & Bob discuss their first experiences with Masturbation & Bob warns Dougie that he'll be bringing whores to the house when he stays with Dougie in June.CHeck out our Twitter, Facebook, & Website links on the right side of this page.

May 20, 2014 with Dougie Almeida, Tim Hanlon, & Jacky Beren

Welcome to the Wake Up Late with Dougie Show!  It’s #HonestTuesdays with Dougie Almeida, Tim
Hanlon, & Jacky Beren.  Listen in as
they discuss some new open mics in the South Florida area….Proper etiquette for
comics attending open mics….Jacky is looking for a roommate….How to deal with
scheduling conflicts as a comic…..What happens when your comedy mind mingles
with your regular person mind?....New study shows that Comedy is becoming a Big
Business again…..What makes a nightmare gig?....Dougie & Jacky try to get
Tim to start watching, “Game of Thrones”…..Dougie explains the theory that the
Earth has seen several periods of Life…..A list of expressions that will have
people liking you more….What type of comedy shows do you enjoy, Showcases or
traditional 3 person shows?....Jackie tells us what, “Chunking” is.
Tune in Tues-Fri 10am-12pm at www.weinetwork.com  

May 16, 2014 with Dougie Almeida & Lenny Travis

TGIF!! Listen in as Dougie & Lenny bring the funny along with global news.  Dougie & Lenny aren't too Happy with that Happy song anymore....Now let's talk about Drones....Wonder what it was that Paul Pierce said to Lebron James after game 3 that got Lebron to play out of his mind in games 4 & 5......How do you think the Gay & Lesbian community will react if Michael Simm gets cut from the Rams?....Lenny can't help but comment on Donald Sterling's recent apology....Lenny tells us what happened at the last Condo meeting he attended.....Aaron Hernandez has now been indicted for two murders in 2012....New report on what possibly could have caused Solange to attack Jay Z....."A 34 year old Texas Woman Poses as a High School Student for 7 Months"......"Lady finds weed on McDonald's hamburgers in Iowa"......Lenny is ecstatic about Pot Lollipops.....Fast Food workers are picketing for increasing their wages......Casey Kasem is found. Seems his kids are battling with his former actress wife....Fritz Zwiki, former Cosmic Physicist, once had a theory to re balance the cosmos using Nukes....."Jupiter's Great Red Spot is Shrinking"....Lenny tells let's us know what the 5 Worst Cereals are for kids.....A team of scientist are studying underwater volcanoes in the Caribbean......"Russia Threatens to Affect Our GPS Systems Due to Recent Economic Sanctions"....."US Warns France to Not Sell Russia Battleships"Tune in Tues-Fri 10am-12pm at www.weinetwork.com & Check out our Twitter, Facebook, & Website Links on the right side of the page.

May 14, 2014 with Dougie Almeida, Bob Levy, & Minda

Welcome to the Wake Up Late with Dougie Show!  We start the morning with Dougie and the Rev.
Bob Levy commenting on the recent apology from Donald Sterling…..Clay Aiken’s
opponent running for Congress Dies After Falling Down the Stairs……Bob Levy refuses
to go to any Broadway Play….Alec Baldwin was arrested again in New York
City……Dougie shares more proof that E-Cigarettes are not helping people quit
smoking…..Then Minda makes it into the studio and shares how she was disappointed
that the guy she was staying with in LA didn’t even make a move on her….Dougie
was able to get his correct weight and it is not 285lbs.  He weighs 260lbs…….Then in the news, “Right
to Be Forgotten” this is a new situation for people not wanting to be listed in
Googles world…..“Man Crashes Into TV Studio Claiming to Be God”…..”Antarctic
Glaciers are Splitting and This is Irreversible”…..”Two More Cases of MERS in
Florida Hospital”...."Military Iron Man Suit Ready To Test This Summer"...."Mexican Government Dismantles Local Vigilantes Who are Fighting Local Drug Cartels"Tune in Tues-Fri 10am-12pm EST at www.weinetwork.com

May 9, 2014 with Dougie Almeida, Lenny Travis, & Jeffrey Gurian

Welcome to the Wake Up Late with Dougie Show!  TGIF!!!  Listen in as Dougie Almeida & Lenny Travis discuss:  Dougie's recent trip to Dubuque.....The Miami Heat going 2-0 in the second round of the NBA Playoffs....Donald Sterling's wife request to be made the new owner of the Clippers....Dougie explains why the IRS may get involved with the NBA's recent ruling against Donald Sterling selling his share of the Clippers....Lenny wonders how Dougie is going to handle either going or selling some of his Miami Heat Playoff tickets....Russia begins it's Nuclear Military exercises.....Video & Audio of a UFO/US Secret Drone bombing the hell out of a Alqueda base in Afghanistan.....Police shoot Old lady who brandished a firearm...The man who has been the voice of Tony the Tiger died.....& Then we bring you audio of the worst Family Feud contestant ever.Then it's time for "Unusual New" with Jeffrey Gurian.  Brought to you by, GNN, Gurian News Network.  "Bringing you all the news that's fit to dance to"  Today's headline, "Schizophrenic Man Throws Himself Out Of Own Apartment!"Be sure to Check out Jefferey's recent interviews from the American Comedy Awards & Subscribe to his channel. http://youtu.be/zxtAa8YUrGc 

May 8, 2014 with Dougie Almeida, Peter Leonard, Bob Levy, & Tim Hanlon

Good morning and welcome to the Wake Up Late with Dougie
Show! 
Peter Leonard comes up with our new news segment called,
“Sun Believable” The wackiest news from right here in Sunny Florida.  This week’s highlighted story, “Florida Man
Wants to Marry His Porn Filled Apple Computer”….Along with, “Woman Puts Her
Breast Milk Into the Office Milk Supply”…..Then Bob Levy calls in for, “You
Know What I’m Saying?”  Bob tells the
guys about his new Radio Show coming in June & shares his opinions on some
of today’s stories.  It appears that
Dougie & Bob have very different taste in movies…then Tim Hanlon stops in
to Danger Studios and somehow the guys get into discussing everything from
comedy to Renaissance Festivals.
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May 6, 2014 with Dougie Almeida, Tim Hanlon, & Jacky Beren

Welcome to the Wake Up Late with Dougie Show.   Listen in as Dougie, Tim, & Jacky discuss:Dougie's trip to Dubuque, IA. to compete in the Comedy 10k.  Dougie ended up having to fly from Ft. Lauderdale, to San Juan, PR. Then to Chicago.  While in San Juan airport, Dougie almost got into a fight with a local gang banger in the bathroom....Dougie lost almost 1k while gambling with comedy bookers.  Was it worth it?......Tim Hanlon got to perform at the Joke Joint in Minneapolis, MN & bombed gracefully.....Dougie, Tim, & Jacky tells us how they handle turbulence...Everyone shares recent bad stories while traveling by air....Dougie give Jacky some self defense moves.....Jacky admits to being a lazy, UN-motivated cheerleader.....Tim defends the use of the "F Bomb".....Dougie has a bowling trophy in the studio...The Japanese are upset that the new Godzilla is too fat....Former organizer of Laugh Your Asheville Comedy Fest got caught stealing jokes from Carlos Valencia and had to resign.....Scientist have solved the mystery of how Egyptians actually built the pyramids.Tune in Tues-Fri 10am EST at www.weinetwork.com & Be sure to check out our Twitter, Facebook, & Website links on the right side of this page.