Wake Up Late with Dougie Show

Jan 12, 2022 with Dougie Almeida & Joe Matarese

Show Opens with discussions on such things as; What are some of your day of show rituals? What makes a Green Room Great? Crazy Stories about opening acts & much more
The News is a Joke
'I was bad wrong': Tennessee state lawmaker apologizes after trying to pants referee at basketball game", "'Mystery hut' spotted by China's moon rover gets an explanation", "Woman Who Earned $200,000 Selling Fart Jars Hospitalized By Her Work", "An album made entirely of endangered bird sounds beat Taylor Swift on a top 50 chart", & "High school girls’ basketball coach suspended after team defeats opponent 92-4
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Jan 4, 2022 with Dougie Almeida Cristy B, & Josh Firestine

Show Opens with discussions on such things as, Paton Oswalt apologizes for taking photo with Dave Chappelle...Catching Covid at family gatherings & being blamed for bringing it to the party... George Lopez walks off stage during a show and Antonio Brown walks off field in the middle of a football game...& Have you ever thought of quiting comedy? 
The News is a Joke
"Sausage Vending Machines Are a Thing in Germany", "Chicago woman quarantined in airplane bathroom for 3 hours after testing positive for Covid-19 mid-flight", "Mom finds crystal meth worth $120,609 in cereal box as she made breakfast for toddlers", "Unusual phenomenon causes fish to rain from sky in Texas town", "Wisconsin Badgers accidentally shatter trophy while celebrating Duke's Mayo Bowl win", "Man hired babysitters to treat him like a baby, change his diaper, Louisiana cops say", "Jail For Drug Dealer Who Decorated Christmas Tree With Cash And Cocaine", & "MAN'S LAST HOPE Inside the real life ‘Noah’s Ark’ designed to save mankind after the apocalypse with a ‘back up’ vault on the MOON"
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Dec 27, 2021 with Dougie Almeida, Anthony Rogers & Danny Braff

Show Opens with "Let Me Ask You", where Dougie asks his guests.....
Should Hollywood elites, stay out of politics? Who has helped mankind more, Elizabeth Warren or Elon Musk?  What would you do if a woman on an airplane, puched you & spit in your face? & Should Student debt be forgiven? 
The News is a Joke
"Colorado leads nation in “dog-poo complaints,”, "study finds A woman was prosecuted and fined for keying a Tesla Model 3 after being caught by its onboard cameras", ‘Mayor Wuhan’: Boston leader Michelle Wu flooded with racist comments after COVID-19 vaccine policy", "Holiday gifts taken from luggage, replaced with dog food", "Woman claims she was ‘groped’ in Meta’s virtual reality metaverse", "Farting barrister loses harassment claim against colleague who asked him to stop", & "Group of Monkeys Kill Over 250 Dogs for 'Revenge' in Indian Town"
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Dec 13, 2021 with Dougie Almeida, Dale Jones & Brandon Vestal

Show Opens with "Let Me Ask You"....How do you feel about Crowd Work?  How do you feel about Guest Spots? Would you go to a holiday party where the hosts ask you to bring proof of vaccination? Should there be a female James Bond? & Who is on your Comedy Mount Rushmore?
The News is a Joke
'The Black Bitch' pub: Alex Salmond hits out at plans to change name, Large California school districts eliminate ‘D’ and ‘F’ grades, Camel Beauty Contest Rocked By Botox Scandal, 86 Sports Bettors Get Really Lucky, Allowed To Bet On Game After It Ended, A Michigan woman faces prison after trying to hire an assassin through a fake website, & Florida man used flamethrower to settle parking dispute, police say
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Dec 7, 2021 with Dougie Almeida, Myq Kaplan & Phillip Kopczynski

Show Opens with Let Me Ask You....
Spotify removes comedians from its platform. What do you know about this & is it effecting you? 
Mark Cuban buys a small town in Texas. If you could buy any town in the world, what would it be? 
Plumber finds cash in the walls at Joel Osteen's church that may be tied to robbery reported by the church years prior. Is Joel Osteen Guilty or Responsible? 
A mountanier found a trove of rubies & emeralds on a mountain top & returned them to the local police department. Would you have returned them? 
Do you agree with the parents of underage criminals being charged or held responsible for their children's actions? 
THE NEWS IS A JOKE
Arlington man gets 23 years for killing his wife who asked for divorce day after wedding, A veteran Taco Bell worker of 20 years says he quit because customers have gotten so 'unreasonable' and hard to deal with, Bomb squad called to ER after a patient turned up with a WWII artillery shell lodged in his rectum, police say, Scientists Made an Eco-Friendly Plastic Using DNA From Salmon Sperm, VALLEY OF THE DOLLS First lesbian sex robots may be coming soon as sexbots start being programmed to be gay, Austria: Doctor fined for amputating wrong leg of patient, & Woman allegedly caught breastfeeding cat on Delta Air Lines flight
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Nov 30, 2021 with Dougie Almeida, Greg Wilson & Adam Murray

Let Me Ask You....
What's Up with Lebron James? Was Janet Jackson Super Bowl Wardrobe Malfunction a Publicity Stunt or Actual Malfunction?  & In lieu of the Ghislaine Maxwell Tria, "How would An Defense Attorney Defend Jeffrey Epstein? 
Things To Know
Jussie Smollett Trial & Ghislaine Maxwell Trials Begin This Week
The News is a Joke
Queen’s Brian May Speaks Out Against BRIT Awards’ Gender-Inclusive Categories,
A Texas woman was found dead 2 days after she signed a $250,000 life insurance policy, and her husband has been charged with her murder, North Korea bans leather coats after Kim starts new fashion trend, Senior citizen charged with having unnatural sex with goat, German euthanasia clinics refusing unvaccinated customers & Man sets world record with collection of 1,230 different soccer balls
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Nov 23, 2021 with Dougie Almeida, Paul Bond & Alex Elkin

Today's Topics: Kyle Rittenhouse Verdict, Liberals now fear people standing up against their nonsense, FBI tags parents of school children with "Threat Tag", & Apple is developing a fully autonomous car
Things to Know
Russia uses missle to destroy one of it's satellites. Chinese military are setting up military bases in Africa & The Simpsons are coming to an end
The News is a Joke
"River in Hawaii that smells like beer discovered to be alcoholic", "WOKE WATCH: Prof says let's ditch the term pedophile for 'minor-attracted person', "Denmark Spends $150K to Clean Beach Seaweed and Plastic, Then Dumps It Back in the Sea", "His cellmate passed too much gas. So he knocked out two teeth, Florida Keys cops say", "A mom and her biracial child were stopped by police at a Denver airport because a Southwest employee suspected human trafficking", "Florida police seek help to ID victim from tattoo after body parts found floating in bay", & "Brass Against Apologize For Singer Urinating On Fan’s Face During Festival Set: “Sophia Got Carried Away”
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Nov 2, 2021 with Dougie Almeida, Brian Dunkleman & Marc Yaffe

Today's Topics
Facebook changes it's name to "Meta", Southwest Pilot being investigated for starting, "Let's Go Brandon" chant, on SW flight, Ice Cube walks of set of Sony Movie, "Ah, Hell No" due to vaccine mandate, The McRib is back & Brian explains what happened at "American Idol" 
Things To Know
Clueless Kaepernick, equates NFL Draft to Slavery. Major League Baseball considers Robot Umpires & the Kyle Rittenhouse Trial begins
The News is a Joke
"Suspect who stole U-Haul calls police and asks for deputies to stop chasing him", "A 33-year-old California man says he was able to pay off his student loans by surviving off of two meals a day at Six Flags for years", "A Chinese millionaire said he withdrew $780,000 and made bank staff count the notes by hand after security guards were rude to him", "Turkey plans to deport Syrian refugees for posting TikTok videos of them eating bananas in a provacative way", "Dutch university's rare penis plant blooms", & Round heads are all the rage in China, so some Chinese parents are putting their babies in pricey head gear to make their skulls more round"
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Oct 26, 2021 with Dougie Almeida, David Sadman & Andy Gunnin

Todays Topics
Bad Week for Alec Baldwin, "Let's Go Brandon" Sweeps the Nation, Biden Appears Mental at Town Hall Meeting, Dr. Fauci Lied to Congress, We Have a New 4 Star Transgender Admiral, Mike Evans Gives Away Tom Brady's 600th TD Pass Ball, & Travis Tritt Sigs National Anthem in ATL at the Dismay of Cancel Culture. 
Things to Know
Afghan Parents Sell Their Children to Make Ends Meet / Woman in England are Being Poisoned by Men with Needles at Nightclubs / Flesh Eating Bacteria STD Growing in England / Virginia School Board Pres. Witholds Information on 14 year old Rape by Transgender Student 
The News is a Joke
"Scientists Built an AI to Give Ethical Advice, But It Turned Out Super Racist", "A man was 'covered' in poop after a passing plane dumped toilet waste over his backyard, lawmaker says", 'Nightmare on Elm Street' house listed for $3.5 million", "Scientists Have Found a Connection Between Nose Size and Penis Size", "Utah cyclist died after 'accidentally' being run over three times by driver", & "Man dies after friend pumps air up his rectum, cops wonder if it's prank or murder"
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Oct 18, 2021 with Dougie Almeida, Joey Medina & Wyatt Cote

Today's Topics
The Feeling of Winning!....Is California Dying?...Dave Chappelle Defeats LGBTQ Cancelation Attempts...Due to Supply Chain Issues, What Can You Not Go WIthout?
Things To Know
Italy Recognizes Natural Immunity / Afghan Parents Sell Their Children to Make Ends Meet / Colin Powel Dies From Covid, Eventhouth He's Vaccinated
The News is a Joke
"New Zealand City’s ‘Official Wizard’ Has Been Taken Off Its Payroll", "Saved By The Smartphone: Bullet Bounces Off Motorola With Hulk Cover", "Male contraceptive ‘bath’ device wins Dyson award", "Indonesian Man Marries Rice Cooker, Divorces It 4 Days Later Because...", "The fart and the furious: Tattoo artist set ablaze during butt tattoo ‘gas leak’
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