Wake Up Late with Dougie Show

Dec 24, 2015 with Dougie Almeida, Peter Leonard, Minda, Jon Levine, Elgin David, David Del Rosario, & Bob Levy

Welcome to
the Wake Up Late with Dougie Show
It’s Christmas Eve and today’s show starts with Dougie,
Peter Leonard, Minda, Jon Levine, & Elgin in the studio celebrating another
year.  Listen in as they make fun of each
other and discuss porn.  Then special
guest, David Del Rosario joins Dougie in the studio to discuss his evolution in
comedy. 
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From the Headlines
“Woman dies after being forcibly removed from hospital”, “7-Year-Old
Girl Calls 911 After Knocking Over Her 'Elf on the Shelf'”, “Woman Chants
"ISIS is good, ISIS is great" During Sex”, & “Lakeisha Holloway,
Driver Accused in Deadly Vegas Crash, Makes 1st Court Appearance”
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What I’m Saying with the Rev. Bob Levy
Dougie & Bob review these stories “Man Kills Intruder,
But Ends up Shooting His Brother & Friend in the Process” & “Woman
Beats Husband for Farting in Bed”
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Dec 23, 2015 with Dougie Almeida, Peter Leonard, & The Rev. Bob Levy

Welcome to
the Wake Up Late with Dougie Show
Join Dougie & today’s co-host, Peter Leonard, as they
spend the morning discussing such things as; Dougie gets dissed by a local
comedy booker & speaks out about it & Peter Leonard shares his thoughts
on, “Commitment”, “Integrity”, & “Compromise”
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From the Headlines
“Elton John and David Furnish reportedly having marriage
problems”, “12 Famous Actors Who Were Completely Cut From Movies”, “Cops Arrest
Oklahoma Man Who Has "FUCK COPS" Tattooed On His Head”, “Prostitution
Sting Nets Man, 68, Wearing French Maid's Uniform And Chastity Belt”, “Accused
Sex Toy Thief Told Cops He Was "Too Embarrassed" To Actually Pay For
The”, & “No, It Is Not A Crime For A 57-Year-Old Guy To Carry A Rifle While
Only Wearing Light Blue Thong Underwear”
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What I’m Saying with the Rev. Bob Levy
Dougie & Bob discuss Global Warming
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Dec 22, 2015 with Dougie Almeida, Jon Levine, & Talia Brahms

Welcome to
the Wake Up Late with Dougie Show
Dougie’s back from his comedy travels & joined in the
studio by Jon Levine & Talila Brahms. 
Listen in as they discuss such things as; Steve Harvey’s screws up the
announcement of Ms. Universe, Dougie gets hit on in New York City, Jon’s nephew
gets his Orange Belt, Dougie finds a worthy person to give his Metro Card to
with $10 on it, & Dougie sits in front of pain in the ass woman on Amtrak.
Straight
From the Headlines
“Woman burns man’s genitals with hot iron during sex”, “He
should've gone for a one-carat! Chinese man's elaborate wedding proposal gets
rejected after his girlfriend deemed the ring's diamond was too small”, “Woman
sues Airbnb after finding hidden camera in her rental”, “Paranoid Pot Grower
Calls 911 On Himself After Hearing Helicopter, Cops Say”, “Pot-Laced Brownies
Brought to School Lounge, Teachers Sick”, “Texas teacher, 28, arrested for
inappropriate relationships, including sex ‘10 times,’ with two underage boys”,
& “Saudi millionaire beats rape charge after claiming he ‘fell into’ teen”
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Dec 10, 2015 with Dougie Almeida, Minda, & The Rev. Bob Levy

Welcome to
the Wake Up Late with Dougie Show
Join Dougie & today’s co-host, Minda, as they spend the
morning discussing; Dougie is not fat, he’s Solid Pre-Fat, Minda thinks San Bernardino
looked a bit staged, & Minda tells us how South Florida has become the
hotbed for amateur porn. 
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From the Headlines
“Two Afghan Soldiers Being Trained in the US Go Missing”,  “Airline is Designing Plane Where Passengers
Sit in Cargo”, “Smart Car Tattles on Driver”, “Obamacare Penalties are Higher
Than Expected”, & “Woman in Germany Dies After Exorcism Performed on Her”,
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Dougie & Bob discuss being handy & using black caulk
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Dec 9, 2015 with Dougie Almeida, Peter Leonard, & Elgin David

Welcome to the
Wake Up Late with Dougie Show
Join Dougie & today’s co-hosts Peter Leonard & Elgin
David as they start the Holliday Season by drinking & smoking it up in the
studio.  As well as, Dougie considers
having Holiday Party for the Show at his house, the guys wonder if Syrian
refugees would mind having tackers implanted in them, & Dougie’s dog goes
crazy after a possum.
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From the Headlines
“Howie Mandell Gets Spooked by Heckler at Sunrise Theater”, “12
Song Lyrics You've Definitely Been Mishearing For Years”, “Police: Father, son
stole $41K worth of wings from employer”, “Police: Drunken driver didn't
realize she was in New Jersey”, & “Marijuana Warehouse Found Near Police
Dog Training Center: Cops”
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Dec 8, 2015 with Dougie Almeida, Jon Levine, & Talia Brahms

Welcome to
the Wake Up Late with Dougie Show
Join Dougie & today’s co-hosts Jon Levine & Talia
Brahms as they discuss such things as; Religion vs. Science, Do you believe in
Aliens?  Jon gives us all more great
advice on flying, Jon is asked to shave his beard for an acting gig, & have
you ever had to deal with an embarrassing date?
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From the Headlines
“Kayne West & Kim Kardashian name their kid” & “Saint”
& Jay Cutler’s brother-in-law goes missing for 10 days”
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Dec 3, 2015 with Dougie Almeida, Minda, & The Rev Bob Levy

Welcome to
the Wake Up Late with Dougie Show
Join Dougie & today’s co-host, Minda, as they discuss
such things as; the recent terrorist act in California, worrying helps nothing,
putting up Christmas decorations, & much more
Straight
From the Headlines
“Teen Accidentally Runs Marathon”, “Can Worrying Take Years
From Your Life?”, “Studio DENIES Leonardo DiCaprio is 'raped twice by a bear in
his new film The Revenant' in actor's latest bid for Oscar glory”, “Puff, puff,
pass — or fail: East Bay cops to get pot breathe tests” & “Are You Smoking
Marijuana Too Often?”
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What I’m Saying with the Rev. Bob Levy  
Dougie shows Bob how to avoid getting a double chin &
Dougie & Bob have an idea for a remake of, “The Karate Kid”
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Dec 2, 2015 with Dougie Almeida, Peter Leonard, & Elgin David

Welcome to
the Wake Up Late with Dougie Show
Join Dougie & today’s co-hosts, Peter Leonard &
Elgin David as they spend the morning discussing such things as; firing
clients, Miami Marlins may be hiring Barry Bonds as their batting coach, Dougie
has the ability of knowing what drugs people are on just by the way the speak,
Teacher in St. Augustine sleeps with her 16 year old student, Puerto Rico
avoids defaulting on its bond interest payments, & what will happen to
beach front property with rising sea levels. 
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From the Headlines
“$500K check dropped into Salvation Army kettle in Minnesota”,
“Chinese Scientist Has Tech To Perform Human Cloning”, “Worst to Best Bonds
Films”, “12 Most Hated TV Characters Of All Time”, “Police report: South
Carolina stripper beats man who pointed out her 'muffin top'”, “Man has a
hernia bigger than a FOOTBALL removed from his scrotum that had been growing
for over 12 years”, “Suspected burglar stuck in Huron home’s chimney dies after
residents light fire”, & “Woman Missing For 10 Years Found Living In
Internet Café”
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Dec 1, 2015 with Dougie Almeida, Jon Levine, Talia Brahms, & The Rev. Bob Levy

Welcome to
the Wake Up Late with Dougie Show
Join Dougie & today’s co-hosts, Jon Levine & Talia
Brahms, as they spend the morning discussing such things as; last weekend’s
gigs, traveling to the cold, premature ejaculation, 1st threesomes, Cocaine
& Trannys, Amazon drones, & would you take the “Limitless Pill” if you
could?
Straight
From the Headlines
“Woman Downs Neighbor’s Drone With Gravel, Ordered To Pay
$600”, “Mass brawls erupt in crowded migrant shelters in Germany”, “Ben Carson,
after visit to refugee camp, says Syrians want to go home”, “Li-Fi gets tested
at breakneck speeds in Estonia”, & “Woman fined $1,000 for trashing
worker's office with glitter”
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What I’m Saying with the Rev. Bob Levy
Dougie & Bob share their Thanksgiving experience &
why they don’t participate in Black Friday
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Nov 26, 2015 with Dougie Almeida, Minda, & Dan Long

Happy
Thanksgiving & Welcome to the Wake Up Late with Dougie Show
Join Dougie & today’s co-host, Minda, as they welcome
special guest, Comedian & Minda’s boyfriend, Dan Long.  Listen in and get to know Dan a bit, as well
as a bit about his & Minda’s relationship. 
Along with….
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From the Headlines
“Brothers in arms and drugs: Miami Molly ring faces trial”, “Scientists
reveal why being lonely increases your chances of dying early”, “Supreme leader
says US using money, sex to infiltrate Iran”, & “Police Bust Weekly Mahjong
Game Played By Elderly Women”
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