Wake Up Late with Dougie Show

Apr 27, 2022 with Dougie Almeida & Mark ”KidWok” Britten

Show Opens with discussions on such things as; Elon Musk Now Owns Twitter, Elon asks Bill Gates if he still has a $500M short position on Tesla, when Bill asks Elon to be a part of one of Bill's philanthropic events, No More Masks on Airplanes, New Jersey Legalizes Weed, & Mike Tyson pummels a young douchebag, who was screwing with on a recent flight.
The News is a Joke
"Cuba Gooding Jr. To Host Event At NYC Strip Club Less Than 2 Weeks After Pleading Guilty To Forcible Touching", "A Florida mom was arrested after leaving a voicemail threatening to blow up her son's school because he wanted more food at lunch", "Family sues country club, wins nearly $5 million due to too many golf balls damaging their house", "Woman with 229 pounds of weed in her car runs out of gas on I-55 Bridge, police say", "Firefighters battle heavy smoke at medical cannabis dispensary in Clearwater", "An alleged smuggler with $40,000 worth of gold hidden under his wig and inside his rectum was arrested by customs officers", & "Baby born with two penises has larger one chopped off by doctors"
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Apr 13, 2022 with Dougie Almeida, Dave Jay & Andy Gunnin

Today's Topics
Chris Rock ain't saying Sh$t about the Slap until he gets paid, Weed very close to being Federally Legal, Spring Break may be a thing of the past, & an old tape, from a local news channel from Minnesota,  surfaces of what may be a Young Prince. What do you think?
The News is a Joke
"Russian Troops Dead After Getting ‘Treated’ to Poisoned Meals, Ukraine Officials Say", "A Florida Teen Was Killed As He And Another Teen Took Turns Shooting Each Other While Wearing Body Armor, Police Said", "Two women arrested in La Quinta on suspicion of running a house for prostitution, $14K in cash seized", "Obese diners to be banned from entering naked restaurant because it will be 'miserable' for other guests", "Widow spends GoFundMe donations from husband’s death on gifts for lover accused of killing him", "Woman excused from Nikolas Cruz sentencing jury after saying ‘sugar daddy’ needed her" & "Electric shock to penis may cure premature ejaculation: study"
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Mar 30, 2022 with Dougie Almeida, Bob Levy & Anthony Rogers

Show Opens with discussion on the "Bitch Slap" at the Oscars! Is Will Smith's career over? Will the Academy Ban him? What would you have liked to see Chris Rock do to retaliate? Also, Desantis vs Disney & Much More
The News is a Joke
"Bizzare ‘diet cult’ that lives without food and water caught its leader eating McDonald’s", "Venice tourists given water pistols to fire at aggressive seagulls", "People who haven't contracted COVID-19 yet have no friends, Korean doctor says", "Paralysed man communicates first words in months using brain implant: ‘I want a beer’, &  "Soccer Announcer Bravely Forgoes Euphemisms, Says 'Penis'
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Mar 23, 2022 with Dougie Almeida, Brittany Brave & Andy Forrester

Show Opens with discussion on; Chinese airliner that fell from the sky, Transgender Woman Wins NCAA Swim Title, Pete Davidson Brandishes Kim Kardashian's name on his chest, Daylight Savings Time may be permanent, What's next for Jussie Smollett? & Russia is asking for Alaska back!
The News is a Joke
"Dentist broke his patients’ teeth to make millions installing crowns, jury finds", "Swimming pools built for monkeys in Lop Buri to prevent aggression from heat", "Ex-Stripper Running For Congress In Philadelphia: 'Elect Hoes', "Glass Tumbler Found In Woman’s Urinary Bladder 4 Years After Use As Sex Toy", & "Americans can get $5 million for informing on Russian oligarchs' assets"
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Mar 16, 2022 with Dougie Almeida & Steve ”Mudflap” McGrew

Show Opens with discussions on the following Topics: Horrible Hotel Stories, Tom Brady is Back! Bob Saget's Family Legaly Block Autopsy Results from the Public, Let's Blame Putin, Kamala Harris Laughs When asked about Ukranian Refugees, US Astronaut may be left behind when Russians return to Earth, Elon Musk Challenges Vladimir Putin to a Fight, & Florida's "Don't Say Gay" Bill. What is it about Really?
The News is a Joke
"Jussie Smollet in Psych Ward", "Pete Davidson Cements the Title as "The Luckiets Man on Earth".  "Norton Announces Bill to Require Gender Equality in Crash Test Dummies", "Fan Spends $500K On Brady's 'Last Touchdown Ball' Hours Before His Return To NFL", "An Educator Read ‘I Need a New Butt!’ to Children. Then He Was Fired.", "Florida man crushed to death by bulldozer while using porta-potty, authorities say", & "New York City man rescued twice in 2 days on Arizona hikes" 
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Mar 9, 2022 with Dougie Almeida, Jeffrey Gurian & Vien Phommachanh

Show Opens with discussions on such things as; Any challenges in being a stand up comedian while having a professional day job? Stand Up Comedy has survived Covid, but can it survive a war & inflation? & Japan's Killing Stone splits into two, releasing superstitions. What if any are some of your superstitions?
The News is a Joke
"Nuke-proof ‘doomsday plane’ spotted flying over Nebraska", "Germans tout return of conscription and say military service could ‘do real good’ for society", "Personal trainer dies from caffeine overdose after accidentally drinking the equivalent of 200 cups of coffee", "North Carolina woman fights to keep her 'FART' license plate", "A world champion cyclist says racing has gotten so tough that riders have taken to peeing on each other during races", & "Man gets harpoon stuck in his penis because he allegedly didn’t make his wife dinner"
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Mar 2, 2022 with Dougie Almeida, Joe Lowers & Jason Rowland

Special Episode where Dougie Almeida welcomes from the Worlds Series of Comedy Joe Lowers & Jason Rowland. Listen in as Dougie, Joe & Jason discuss the World Serie of Comedy & a variety of stories from the Festival
The News is a Joke
"Ditching vodka to protest Russia? You might be surprised where that bottle is actually from", "Florida man breaks beer bottle over his head, gets shot by deputy who thought sound was gunshot", "Mom raises awareness after son is diagnosed with uncombable hair syndrome", "Heat wave killed bees", "Last summer's heat wave in B.C. caused bees to ejaculate to death", "Survey shows 1 in 8 people suffer anxiety from low phone battery" & "Company offers more than $6,000 to smell dog poop for two months"
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Feb 23, 2022 with Dougie Almeida Shelly Belly & Corey Cognac

Show Opens with discussions on the importance of the use of Social Media as a comic, The Queen of England has Covid, Patrick Mahomes girlfriend is a solid 6 according to Dougie, Breaking up is hard to do, just ask Kanye West, & Matthew Stafford appears to care less for a woman photographer who fell 10ft after taking his photo
The News is a Joke 
"Former Louisiana Teacher Admits Feeding Students Sperm-Laced Cupcakes", "A married couple living in separate NYC apartments say it's done wonders for their relationship", "Husband Slammed for Upgrading to Business Class on Flight and Leaving Wife in Economy", "Police: Teen delivery boy coerced into sex acts in Miami Beach apartment", & "Cross-country skiing-Finn Remi suffers frozen penis in mass start race"
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Feb 16, 2022 with Dougie Almeida, Steve McGrew, Tim Gaither & Curt Fletcher

Show Opens with the introduction to the new comedy tour "Laughs & Liberty Comedy Tour", What did you think of the Superbowl Halftime Show? Suspicious circumstances regarding Bob Saget's death come to light, What's happening to the Canadian Trucker's "Freedom Convoy"?  Joe Biden Jokes are now accepted! Biden wants tax payers to pay for crack pipes & Southwest Airlines brings back alcohol to its flights
The News is a Joke
"Manilow, 'Macarena' Played On Loop To Flush Out Anti-Vaccine Mandate Protesters In NZ", "Dave Chappelle Gets Chapped Over Ohio Affordable Housing Plan", "A woman with a severe nut allergy says she was kicked off an American Airlines flight after crew members told her they are required to serve nuts", "Chinese dissident Ai Weiwei sparks outrage among social media followers over vaccine refusal meme post", "Rock Band to Release 1,000 30-Second Songs to Trick Spotify Royalty Payout", & "TRANSRACIAL" INFLUENCER REVEALS PLANS FOR PENIS REDUCTION TO BECOME "100% KOREAN"
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Feb 9, 2022 with Dougie Almeida & Eddie Brill

Show Opens with Dougie & Eddie discussing David Letterman, Running the Light, Differences between the New York & LA Comedy scene, The importance of having a good emcee, What make a Joke Great? & Much More!
The News is a joke
‘Body’ found along national forest trail in Georgia turns out to be a life-sized doll", "Black Former Receptionist at Confederate Museum Files Discrimination Complaint", "Afghanistan's Taliban told they can't take their guns to the funfair", "B.C. woman finds naked man was living in trunk of her car for 3 days", "Lawmakers Say This Holy City’s Airport Code Is Too GAY", "Ontario spent $133,866 trying to fire employee over alleged $2.99 theft", "Texas woman accused of killing roommate by sitting on her", & "Homeowner using flamethrower to melt snow sets house ablaze, Connecticut officials say"
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