Wake Up Late with Dougie Show

Aug 17, 2022 with Dougie Almeida & Mike Kaplan

Today's Topics
“What is the Sluttiest Thing a Man Can Do?”, Why Do So Many Comedians’ Lives End in Tragedy? We Now Have 87K New IRS Agents Who are Armed & Dangerous . Salman Rushdie ATTACKED.  Want to See a Bear High on Rhodoendron Honey? Do You Know What A Knocker-Upper Was?
The News is a Joke
"A Royal Rumor Might Be Inspiring Straight Men to Get Pegged, and That’s Beautiful", "Rise in popularity of anal sex has led to health problems for women", "TikTok users are 'vabbing' — wearing their vaginal juices as perfume to activate their natural attraction. A scientist says that makes no sense.", "Launceston thief who scooped coins from monkey enclosure pond 'now at risk of herpes', & "Man hospitalized after giving himself a nose job, prompting YouTube to remove DIY rhinoplasty video, report says"
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Aug 3, 2022 with Dougie Almeida & John DiResta

Today's Topics
Nancy Pelosi Lands in Taiwan, Will Smith Officially Apologizes to Chris Rock & Chris Has No Response, Crime in NYC and the Victims are Treated Like the Criminals, & RIP NBA Great Bill Russell & Actress Nichelle Nichols, who played Lieutenant Nyuta Uhura in Star Trek
The News is a Joke
"Handcuffed woman dies after deputy forgets to shut patrol car door, GA officials say", "NYC woman who filed $10M lawsuit against Mafia family over son's vicious murder dies in Brooklyn car crash", "Texas man who shot a woman in the neck is killed after bullet also hits him", "Alabama Official Told Reporter Her Skirt Was Too Short To Witness An Execution", & "Veracruz woman gets her last wish: a giant penis to adorn her grave"
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July 27, 2022 with Dougie Almeida & Ahmed Ahmed

Today's Topics
Dave Chappelle cancels show in Minneapolis due to woke staff complaining, Will Comedy defeat wokeness? Tom Morello attacked on stage recently, Would you pay $4500 to see Bruce Springsteen? China makes threats should Nancy Pelosi visit Taiwan & Bystander walking the streets in China, catches baby who falls out of window. The News is a Joke
Trans Woman Now in Mens Prison After Impregnating 2 by Consensual Sex", "Chess-playing robot breaks boys finger at Moscow tournament", "Astronauts warned not to masturbate in space as one session can impregnate three women", "Doctors in Egypt extract mobile phone from patient’s stomach", "Woman Sues Man for $10,000 After Bad Date, Unloads on Judge During Hearing", "Man Pulls Gun on Women Who Didn't Thank Him for Holding Door Open: Police", "A racial slur was broadcast on The Weather Channel" & "Mexican scam loan apps will edit your face onto X-rated photos and send them to your family"
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Jul7 13, 2022 with Dougie Almeida & Greg Kritikos

Today's Topics
Dougie shares a hooker story from Ft Myers, Fla., Video Review of bodega owner who stabbed robber. Self Defense or Murder? If you want to own a gun in New York City, they'll have to approve you by reviewing your social media posts. Ever heard of the "Husband Stitch?" & We're about to hit 8 milliion people on Earth
The News is a Joke
"Dad ‘lived much longer than he deserved,’ son writes in searing Florida obituary", "Scientists design contraceptives to limit grey squirrels", "Could Your Old Poop Cure You of Future Diseases?", "Sea lions appear to chase panicked beach-goers in San Diego", & "Big Nose, Small heart – Shameless Russian mother ‘sells her five-day-old baby boy for $3,600 to pay for nose job’
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Jul 7, 2022 with Dougie Almeida, Joey Medina & Gabe Dorado

Today's Topics
Friends, Family & Covid, Seems some people are agains celebrating the 4th of July, US Military is having a hard time getting new recruits, Any ideas on how to improve that? Vladimir Putin says it would be discusting to see other world leaders shirtless, Who would you not want to see shirtless? & is Artificial Intelligence a danger to humanity?
The News is a Joke
"No more blasting the car radio across Florida. New law means fines for drivers jamming out", "Mom accused of flashing inmates as her kids played now faces prison time, PA judge says", "Mafia drops ban on homosexuality after discovering mob boss’ son is a fabulous drag queen", "Chilean man who was accidentally paid 330 times his salary resigns, then vanishes", "60-Person Carnival Cruise Brawl Was Ignited by Alleged Threesome: Report", "Beer Made From Recycled Toilet Water Wins Admirers in Singapore", "Mayor marries alligator in white wedding dress for ancient ritual – they even kissed", & "Scientist Warns Men’s Penises Are Shrinking And It Could Have Big Effect On Mankind’s Survival"
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Jun 29, 2022 with Dougie Almeida, Jimmy Della Valle & LA Hardy

Today's Topics
Pros & Cons of working cruise ships, What's your stage attire? Any jokes about Roe v Wade? & Watch Nancy Pelosi push daughter of newly elected AZ Congress woman.
The News is a Joke
"Naomi Osaka and LeBron’s James’ project ripped for name with explicit Swahili meaning: Not even ‘whispers’, ‘Too much mayo on a sandwich’: Subway customer kills employee, shoots woman over order", "Oklahoma man leads authorities on pursuit, found hours later hiding in cow manure", "Amazon’s Alexa could soon mimic voice of dead relatives", & "French’s unveils Canada’s next favorite summer treat: Ketchup-flavored ice pops"
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Jun 22, 2022 with Dougie Almeida & Steve ”Mudflap” McGrew

Today's Topics
President Biden just keeps falliing, his polls and off his bike, Biden's daughter's diary shares how she showered with her dad, Some Democrats are now saying they would vote for Trump over Biden, Stephen Colbert's staff get arrested for breaching the Capitol, Red Flag and how they can be taken advantage of, & Less people in the US believe in God.
The News is a Joke!
"In a pinch, you might be able to breathe through your butt", "Walking on Hot Coals: A Company Event Goes Wrong", "Feral Hogs Find and Destroy Cocaine Worth $22,000 Hidden in Woods", & "Roughly 40 percent of single Japanese men in their 20s have never been on a date, survey says"
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Jun 8, 2022 with Dougie Almeida, Mike Faverman & Joe Fernandes

Today's Topics
The importance of owning up to your mistakes, Thoughts on Gun Control, Inflation & Comics Pay, You can Unsend a message on Apple products now, Haters & what they do, & Elvis Wedding in Vegas are Back!
The News is a Joke
"Man dies searching for Frisbees in Florida lake amid alligator warnings", "Florida man and woman crash into FedEx truck during sex act", "A California woman found $36,000 cash inside the cushion of a free couch she got from a family on Craigslist", "Arrested Arizona ‘Penis Man’ claims there are more Penis Men like him", "More Asian women are having sex with white men than with Asian men, study concludes.", "Teen records Texas man groping her on flight, feds say. Now he’s going to prison", & "Strippers can apparently better forecast the market than your finance bro"
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May 25, 2022 with Dougie Almeida, Dustin Chafin & Larry Venturino

Today's Topics 
How to tell a joke relating to tragedy, Pete Davidson says goodbye to SNL, Now we have Monkey Pox, & the guys review a couple current Conspiracy Theories
The News is a Joke
"Bank refuses to pay ransom to hackers, sends dick pics instead", "PORN AGAIN I ditched my job as a priest to become a porn star at 83 – why I believe sex brings you closer to god", "Man With World's First Double Arm Transplant Shares Recovery Journey", "Caught On Camera: Zookeeper Has Finger Bitten Off By Lion After Teasing It Through Cage", & "US Woman Shocked After Being Charged $40 "For Crying" During Doctor's Visit"
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May 11, 2022 with Dougie Almeida, LA Hardy & Dean Napolitano

Todays Topics
Being a Florida Comic, Dave Chappelle Gets Tackled on Stage, Dean Shares Story of When He was Attacked by an Audience Member, Ways to Defend Yourself on Stage, & How Far Away are We From Complete Chaos? 
The News is a Joke
"A Russian reality TV show called 'I'm Not Gay' makes 8 contestants guess which is gay — and it's hosted by a right-wing politician", "NASA wants to send nudes to space in order to attract aliens", "Ulta Beauty apologizes for 'Come hang with Kate Spade' perfume promo email", "Canada Proposes Space Law to Punish Crimes Committed on Moon", "A Russian oil tycoon was found dead after reportedly being treated with toad venom to cure a hangover", "Maine close to ridding license plates of obscenities", & "Car owner who left Jeep at dealership gets sued after worker dies during oil change"
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