Wake Up Late with Dougie Show

May 10, 2017 with Dougie Almeida

Welcome to the Wake Up Late with Dougie Show
Dougie is on his own this morning, broadcasting from his comedy condo in Wichita Kansas.  Listen in as Dougie Opens the show with; "Why was Comey Fired?",  Financial Markets don't seem to care at all,&  Support & Understanding vs. Discouraging & Controlling
What You Need to Know
Girl who fought off gator, tells us how she did it.  Deer caught eating human remains for first time.  North Korea could be preparing an electromagnetic pulse strike on the US from space.  Anonymous warns world to ‘prepare’ for World War 3, & Mexico was second deadliest country in 2016.
Straight From the Headlines
"Woman leaves a disappointing review for an 'herb grinder' that's used for weed", "Venezuelans prepare fecal cocktails to throw at security forces", "Sam the missing python slithers back to Alaska home", "Police: Man takes minivan when driver mistakes him for valet", "Teen earns college degree before high school diploma", "Teen's plea for free Wendy's nuggets sets retweet record", & "Class assignment to build toy gun sparks university lockdown"
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May 8, 2017 with Dougie Almeida, Kayla Esmond, & Josh Ogle

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Dougie is in Little Rock, AR. and met up with local comics, Kayla Esmond & Josh Ogle.  Listen in as they Open the Show discussing such things as; The great open mic at the "Preserved Moose", Dougie's weekend at the Loony Bin, & comedy roasts.
What You Need to Know
Man, 91, Died Happy After Family Told Him Trump Was Being Impeached: Obituary, 6-Year-Old Girl Dies From Bouncy Castle, Woman Accused of Helping Friend Kill Herself in Fiery Explosion Pleads Guilty, & 10-year-old girl pries open alligator's mouth to free leg in Florida lake attack
Straight From the Headlines
"Mayor charged with corruption hosts cruise to pay legal fees", "Charges dismissed against man accused of stealing mom's stew", "Group that skipped on bar bill pays up after online shaming","The dark side of May 4: Storm trooper causes alarm at school", "Sheriff: 'Hungry' burglar ate cheese sandwich, dill pickle"
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May 3, 2017 with Dougie Almeida & Peter Leonard

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Join Dougie & today's co-host, Peter Leonard, as they Open the Show discussing such things as; Peter's recent car accident, old people driving, Traffic attorneys, & Dougie's a bit nervous about flying again, 
What You Need To Know
12 Cars People Aren't Buying Anymore, Man backpack stolen as he helped co-worker off train tracks, The Eagles sue Hotel California, & Another hot woman in South Beach hooks up with guy, heads back to his place, has sex, then robs him.
Straight From the Headlines
"Hit and Run: Plumber's ashes flushed at ballparks", "Dispatcher heard snoring on 911 call is suspended for 6 days", "Court rejects German woman's demand for hotel to ID lover", "Twin sisters deliver baby boys on same day just hours apart", "Jackpot! Ice finally moves in Alaska river", "World's last male rhino getting help from Tinder dating app", & "First Nominee For 2017 Stepmom Of The Year Award Has Been Announced"
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May 1, 2017 with Dougie Almeida, Nadeem Awad, & Noam Manor

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Join Dougie & Today's Co-host, Nadeem Awad, as they welcome fellow comedian Noam Manor to Danger Studios. Listen in as Nadeem (Palestinian) & Noam (Isreali) get along just fine discussing comedy, behavior at open mics and on social media, & Dougie & Noam discuss an odd moment when they first met.
Here's What You Need to Know
Delta Pilot punches a woman trying to break up fight at airport, Kim Kardashian's Ass is Fake, Netflix is getting Strong armed by Hacker, & Frye Festival More like Hunger Games
Straight From the Headlines
"Guy in gorilla costume finishes London Marathon after 6 days", "Flower shop owner accused of stealing plants from cemetery", "Mystery in Virginia: Someone is shaving other people's cats", "Police: Time-consuming haircut prompts woman to pull gun", "911 call: Man wants police dog to search for stolen heroin", "Cops: Hooker, 22, Wanted Chicken McNuggets In Return For Sex Act", & "Tokyo jeweler offers gold Darth Vader masks for $1.4 million"
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Apr 26, 2017 with Dougie Almeida, D Jay Dangler & Chris Cope

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Join Dougie & today's guests, D Jay Dangler & Chris Cope, as they Open the Show discussing such things as; Power lifters for Jesus, DJ tells us about falling down a mountain, comedy festivals, & performing for kids.
Here's What You Need to Know
Simon, the worlds biggest rabbit, dies on a United Flight.  Aaron Hernandez was gay, & A disturbing sex trend called 'stealthing' is on the rise
Straight From the Headlines
"Coin flip decides new president of southern Illinois village", "Man grew pot because he thought it'd be legal soon", "Bad Experience" At Bookstore Prompts Man, 71, To Retaliate With Dildo Barrage" & "Chihuahua Drunk On Smirnoff Vodka Adds To His Owner's Criminal Woes"
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Apr 25, 2017 with Dougie Almeida & Elgin David

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Join Dougie & today's co-host, Elgin David, as they Open the Show discussing such things as; Car accidents, People who are dick heads, & Comedy Condos.
Here's What You Need to Know
Thai husband kills baby, self on Facebook Live, Utah man initially denied lung transplant over pot use dies after complications, family says, & Scientists create 'artificial womb' that could save premature babies' lives
Straight From the Headlines
"Bottoms up - and wallets empty! Bar in Washington, D.C. serves extravagant $1,000 COCKTAIL topped with entire bottle of Dom Perignon champagne", "Pet dog has sex change in rare operation after vets discovered she was a hermaphrodite", "Vienna bartender appeals fine for public belching _ and wins", "Loud sex sounds interrupt pro tennis match in Florida", & "10 pounds of pot wrongly sent to Pennsylvania pastor"
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Apr 18, 2017 with Dougie Almeida, Peter Leonard, & Elgind David

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Join Dougie & today's co-hosts, Peter Leonard & Elgin David, as they Open the Show discussing such things as; Latin Time, going bald, ways of dying,  & Peter's retirement plan may involve robbing a bank
Segment Two Top Stories
Boy, 5, Killed After Freak Accident at Rotating Restaurant, The family that smokes together, YouTube channel showing giraffe birth 2nd most live-viewed, & Las Vegas, hoping to stem HIV and hepatitis, to get needle vending machines
Straight From the Headlines
"She ran a heroin party house, and made customers pay a cover to get in, cops say", "Florida judge teaches yoga on courthouse lawn", "Ohio man turns in $14,000 found on side of road", & "Garbage piles up in Sri Lanka capital after 300-foot rubbish mountain is shut down following devastating collapse that killed 30 people"
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Apr 17, 2017 with Dougie Almeida, Ciro Dobric, & Jenn Hellmann

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Join Dougie & today's co-hosts, Ciro Dobric & Jenn Hellmann, as they Open the Show discussing such things as: Dougie's performances at Kosher Komedy Shows, Donald Trump approval rating over 50%, Dougie almost gets into fight with guy in parking lot on Easter Sunday.
Segment Two
United Airlines Kicks more people off their aiplane & Everyone should take off work tomorrow to find this Facebook Live Killer
Straight From the Headlines
"Man Arrested for Shouting the F-Word in Front of 75-Year-Old Woman", "Professor sues Wal-Mart over 'clean toilets' description", "Police impersonator pulls over officer, needs real lawyer", "California Chick-fil-A store seeks stolen cow costumes", "Nude model, photographer arrested at shopping center", "Boy, 8, craves burger, drives dad's van a mile to McDonald's", & "Horror as young man, 23, playing Judas in Easter passion play slips and accidentally hangs himself"
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Apr 13, 2017 with Dougie Almeida, Bob Burr & Bob DiBuono

Welcome to the Wake Up Late with Dougie Show
Join Dougie & todays guests, Bob Burr & Bob DiBuono, as the Open the Show with deep discussions on comedy and the business of comedy, amongst other things
Segment Two
Dougie has an idea for United Airlines and other airlines on how to deal with overbooking.  Political correctness in comedy.  Douche bags on Facebook & dealing with fellow asshole comics.
Straight From the Headlines
"Dog Gone: Pet named General opens doors, flees animal clinic", "DON’T RISE TO IT Giant willy statue erected outside chapel leaves church members raging", "Man gets 2-cent check from government and doesn't know why", "Condom-clogged pipe provides police clue in cracking Texas brothel", "Arizona man accused of stealing a woman's purse on 1st date", & "Man complains tax check saying 'sexual favors' not cashed
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Apr 11, 2017 with Dougie Almeida & Elgin David

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Join Dougie & today's co-host, Elgin David, as they Open the Show with a discussion about Doctor who got kicked off the United flight.  Elgin feels bad for the guy and Dougie thinks he got what he deserved. Dougie even thinks the lady who was sitting across from the guy upset about the whole thing should have been dragged off the plane as well.
Segment Two
discussions on karaoke song choices, being castrated, & Dougie shows Elgin some Hapkido moves & goes over what it takes to be a "Bad Ass"
Straight From the Headlines
"NY makes tuition free, but students must stay after college", "Masters-style green jacket bought for $5 sells for $139K", "Teen's quest for Wendy's nuggets gets huge Twitter support", "Ashes of late NHL enforcer Bob Probert spread in penalty box", & "Florida Man Defiles Washing Machine At Soapy's Coin Laundromat, Cops Report"
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