Wake Up Late with Dougie Show

Jun 9, 2017 with Dougie Almeida, Mike Rivera, & Cal Verduchi

Welcome to the Wake Up Late with Dougie Show
Join Dougie as he welcomes fellow comedians, Mike Rivera & Cal Verduchi to Danger Studios.  Listen in as they Open the Show discussing such things as; taking a gig whether it's hosting, featuring, or headlining, TV Credits, comics with day jobs, Kids today, Comedy Contests, & Comics bashing other comics.
What You Need to Know
Scientists Find Oldest Known Specimens of the Human Species, Comey to Congress: President Trump told him "I need loyalty", & There’s a giant hole on Mars, and scientists can’t figure out where it came from
Straight From the Headlines
"Angry zoo investors feed live donkey to tigers", "Subway performer attacked by subway dancers using hula hoop", "Florida student accused of changing grade from F to B", "Seth Meyers awkwardly jokes about Ivanka, Melania fashion at CFDA Awards", "Book returned to library more than 50 years overdue", "Massachusetts medical pot dispensary selling marijuana pizza" & "Business owner struck by lightning while sitting at desk"
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Jun 6, 2017 with Dougie Almeida & Elgin David

Welcome to the Wake Up Late with Dougie Show
Join Dougie & today's co-host, Elgin David, as they Open the Show discussing such things as;  Drinking tap water, Why bother saying hello to people you don't like, Elgin gets a big screen TV, if your single, you never want to date down, Dougie head back to the "Stardome Comedy Club" the only club he got fired from, & Dougie offers stage time for some local comics.
What You Need to Know
Men in Japan have to take out "Gropers Insurance", Mail carrier arrested for feeding dog meatballs laced with nails, Harvard withdraws 10 acceptances after ‘offensive’ memes in online chat, Very determined man mows the grass as a tornado swirls nearby, &  ‘Wonder Woman’ Sets Record, Shatters a Hollywood Glass Ceiling
Straight From the Headlines
Mom spends $25K on exotic cars, sand, camel for son's prom, "Girl with short hair kicked out of soccer tournament: 'They only did it because I look like a boy', "Twitter users, blocked by Trump, cry censorship", "Mom charged after boy's teeth pulled in Walmart restroom", & "Man accused of choking woman after they got home from their wedding"
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Jun 5, 2017 with Dougie Almeida, Ciro Dobric, &

Welcome to the Wake Up Late with Dougie Show
Join Dougie & today's co-hosts, Ciro Dobric & Lindsay Glazer, as the Open the Show discussing such things as: Trump pulling out of the Paris Climate Agreement, Demonstrators in Oregon arm up with axes & brass knuckles, Kathy Griffin's apology was a joke, & Minimum wage
What You Need to Know
Bottled water is more expensive than gasoline, Saudi Arabia & other Arab Nations, cut ties with Qatar, 16 year old girl stabs & hatchets to death 34 year old Uber driver, & 15 US cities with the most pot smokers
Straight From the Headlines
"Tainted Buffet at Jacksonville Strip Club Blamed After Severe Diarrhea Incident on Stage", "Woman, 82 arrested after scuffle with TSA officer at Wichita airport", "Sugar baby says she’s addicted to travel, not the sex", "Mr Met gives fan the finger, employee out as team mascot", "Papa John’s Employees Caught Selling Cocaine In Pizza Boxes", "Man flashing money on Facebook Live arrested on drug charges", "Wrong number text leads couple to free Stanley Cup tickets", & "Painting break results in town greeting visitors with 'sex'"
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May 30, 2017 with Dougie Almeida, Peter Leonard, & Elgin David

Welcome to the Wake Up Late with Dougie Show
Join Dougie & his Tuesday crew, Peter Leonard & Elgin David, as they Open The Show discussing such things as;
Sweating your ass off at BBQ, Dougie celebrates 12 year wedding anniversary, Sushi parasites, & Dougie asks if middle school students have any basis to protest any politician?
What You Need to Know
Tiger Woods wasn't drunk, he was on pain meds, Porn companies will be holding auditions for men here in Miami, & Getting high on mushrooms not likely to send you to the emergency room
Straight From the Headlines
"Man strips naked at MIA, walks around concourse", "Bay Area water park closes slides after boy spins off chute onto concrete", "Urinating dog statue briefly placed near 'Fearless Girl' art", "Hot air balloon crashes after couple gets engaged on board", "Shark leaps into boat and lands on Australian fisherman", "German biker loses bag of cash, raining bills over Autobahn" & "'Bad neighbor' unplugs bounce house at girl's birthday party"
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May 25, 2017 with Dougie Almeida, Steve Marshall & Jon Greenberg

Welcome to the Wake Up Late with Dougie Show
Join Dougie & today's special guests, comedian Steve Marshall & musician Jon Greenberg, as they Open the Show discussing the differences between assholes, dicks, fucking assholes, & scumbags & Dougie & Steve can't get together without discussing martial arts, and relating it somehow to comedy
What You Need To Know
The guys share a story from Easter Sunday, when the three of them & Dougie's wife, almost got into a fight with a big asshole in a sports bar parking lot & Dougie explains how he uses visualization. 
Straight From the Headlines
"Women are going clubbing wearing nothing but tape", "Missing earring halts Philadelphia TV weather forecast", "Woman trying to buy birthday card trapped inside CVS", "Woman caused $350K in damage at ex-husband's home", "No Joke: Unconscious man rode on car's trunk for miles", & "2 addiction counselors at halfway house die of drug overdose
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May 24, 2017 with Dougie Almeida, Peter Leonard, & Elgin David

Welcome to the Wake Up Late with Dougie Show
Join Dougie & today's co-hosts, Peter Leonard & Elgin David, as the Open the Show discussing such things as; Peter's favorite loved the band Menudo, Roger Moore dies at the age of 89, Comic Hobbiest, comics helping comics, & what it must feel like getting let go from SNL.
What You Need to Know
The Doomsday Vault Isn't Flooded But We're All Still Going to Die, Scientists Worldwide Turn Telescopes to Alien “Megastructure” Star, & Margate man with huge penis, acquitted in murder case after oral-sex defense. So he got off...his defense stood up in court...he had a rock hard defense...OK
Straight From the Headlines
"Oil company watches over pregnant polar bear under bridge", "Thailand's chunky monkey on diet after gorging on junk food", "Woman Charged for Pointing Gun at Teen Allegedly Raping Dog, & "3 people had sex on a bar deck with a view of the Jourdan River, sheriff says"
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May 22, 2017 with Dougie Almeida & Jenn Hellmann

Welcome to the Wake Up Late with Dougie Show
Join Dougie & today's co-host, Jenn Hellmann, as they Open the Show discussing such things as; car sickness,  comedy venues with good food, Jenn may be starting a weekend room in Boca Raton,  the hassles of booking a room, & rules of dating strippers. 
What You Need to Know
Ringling Bros. Circus has its last performance, Democrats just can’t stop protesting, even their own election results, & Seth Rich Conspiracy Theories Re-Emerge
Straight From the Headlines
"10 hospitalized with botulism tied to nacho cheese sauce", "Man castrated transgender woman at her apartment: cops", "Elephant crushes S. African hunter to death: reports", "Used clothing store gets surprise donation of marijuana", "'Are you kidding me?' says woman who hit alligator on I-75", & "Grown-ups brawl at high school graduation in Tennessee"
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May 18, 2017 with Dougie Almeida & John Mc Clellan

Welcome to the Wake Up Late with Dougie Show Bonus Edition
Join Dougie & today's special guest comedian, John Mc Clellan, as they Open the Show discussing such things as;  John was on Millionaire Matchmaker, getting up early, being in a bank robbery, packing for the road, superhero T-Shirts, having kids, & World peace
What You Need to Know
Will Trump be Impeached?  'Fat but fit is a big fat myth' & New Orleans crews remove statue of Confederate general
Straight From the Headlines
"Man sues 'first date from hell' for texting during movie; director chimes in", "Mother's Day gift used to hide 12 pounds of meth, Arizona deputies say", "Alaska owner plans to resurrect strip club boat for summer", & "Florida woman finds iguana in toilet bowl, calls 911"
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May 16, 2017 with Dougie Almeida, Peter Leonard, & Elgin David

Welcome to the Wake Up Late with Dougie Show
Join Dougie & Today's co-hosts, Peter Leonard & Elgin David, as they Open the Show with disucssion on such things as;  reaching 5k friends on Facebook, Dougie's sick of sharing on social media, Bringing drugs on a plane, Internet tracking, & Geo Fences.
What You Need to Know
Man from Margate, Fla. chokes a woman with his penis and insists on showing it to jurors, Teenager dies from drinking too much caffeine to quickly,  DNC staffer may have been killed by Hillary Clinton, & Trump thought it might be a good idea to share some intel.
Straight From the Headlines
"Sebring Man Who Ordered Prostitute, Discovers That She is His Own Wife", "Man uses plastic bat to defend son from goose, gets ticket", "Pornography Can Be Ruining Men’s Sex Lives", & "Couple Caught Having Oral Sex In Dining Room At McDonald’s In Pennsylvania"
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May 15, 2017 with Dougie Almeida & Ciro Dobric

Welcome to the Wake Up Late with Dougie Show
Join Dougie & today's co-host, Ciro Dobric, as they Open the Show with discussions on such things as; Being away from home for 2 weeks & getting acclimated, Top 3 picks for singers who wore karate uniforms on stage, Comedy condos with no windows, & Dougie is getting frustrated with booking shows.
What You Need to Know
Watch of for ransomware! The MP3 is Dead!,  There's parasites in sushi!  & Mysterious sea monster turns out to be a whale.
Straight From the Headlines
"Family gets kicked off of a JetBlue flight for a birthday cake", "Woman attacked by camel at Jefferson Davis' last home", "Undercover agents find registered church to be sex club", "Topless cleaning service owner arrested for underwear theft", "Half-naked driver crashes car into store to get beer", & "Pastor trying to prove how Jesus walked on water gets eaten by crocodile"
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