Wake Up Late with Dougie Show

Jun 18, 2018 with Dougie Almeida, Elgin David, & Ethan Moore

Show Opens with discussions on today's screwed up youth & the parents who made them that way. Kansas family on the hook for $132,000 after son topples statue & Long Island man allegedly shoves boy after catching kid filming wife. 
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"Sex robot will turn down steamy romps if it's not in the mood", "Florida man chugged can of beer during DUI stop", "Mortuary must pay widow $50K for 'coerced' cremation", "2 inn workers eat pot-laced candy left by guests, get sick", "Exhaust-ing ordeal: Woman gets head stuck in tailpipe", & "'Dead' husband returns after Japan police send wrong body"
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Jun 12, 2018 with Dougie Almeida, Elgin David, & Danny the Jew

Show Opens with discussions on.... Big thanks to our long time co-host, Peter Leonard, who has retired from the show, North Korean Summit goes well and people are still hating Trump, Dougie explains the "Rational Man Theory", Victims of the Pulse Shooting suing police for not being aggressive enough, & There will eventually be 25 hours in a day, thanks to the moon.
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Man with ‘world’s biggest penis’ says his 13.5-inch manhood has helped him bed A-listers and Oscar winners – but ruined his own acting career", "Pennsylvania driver allegedly defecates on another man in road rage incident", "Texas firefighter arrested for allegedly having multiple wives", "Pastor killed by crocodile during water baptism", & "Johnsonville Sausage factory worker arrested for putting foreign objects into links"
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Jun 11, 2018 with Dougie Almeida & Ciro Dobric

Show Opens with discussions on; Dougie thinks we need to rate every person in this country on their worthiness, Robert De Niro says, "Fuck Trump" at the Tony Awards, & Prime Minister Justin Trudeau wears fake eybrows.
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"Lottery winner uses winking emoji mask to stay anonymous", "South Dakota sheriff loses re-election, fires winning deputy", "Some like it not: Marilyn Monroe statue has church venting", "Supermodel's quick flag ends Canadian Grand Prix one lap early", "Man banned for life for bringing blow up doll on flight to Ibiza", & "Uber driver boots lesbian couple for kissing in the backseat"
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Jun 5, 2018 with Dougie Almeida, Danny "The Jew" & Matt Heath

Show Opens with discussions on; Open Mic etiquette, Matt explains his side of #MeToo moment, White House cancels Philadelphia Eagles visit, Miss American will no longer judge on physical appearance, & Parkland student, Phony hostage calls has SWAT team surrounding Parkland student Family's home & Dougie thinks its someone trying to get layout &  location of his home. 
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Sorry, never got to those stories
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Jun 4, 2018 with Dougie Almeida, Ciro Dobric, & Ethan Moore

Show Opens
with discussions on; Throwing people under the bus & bad Yelp reviews, FBI Agent Accidentally Shoots Bar Patron While Dancing, & Supreme Court Sides with Baker in Same Sex Marriage case.
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"Man stole $30,000 in scratch-off tickets from St. Pete Winn-Dixie", "Number of new gonorrhea cases in Alaska skyrockets in 2017", "Taco Bell manager stabs worker in heated argument over a woman, Chicago police say", "EYE-WATERING Man has 6-inch hand-held shower head removed from his bum after ‘accidentally slipping’ in the bathroom", "Ohio man calls police on pig following him home", "Orlando-area resort apologizes after video shows woman yelling N-word at black guest", & "Idaho teacher accused of feeding puppy to turtle is charged"
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May 30, 2018 with Dougie Almeida, Jim Florentine, & Gary From Florida

Welcome to the Wake Up Late with Dougie Show
Join Dougie & today's guest, Jim Florentine & Gary From Florida.  Listen in as they discuss such things as; Freedom of Speech, Politics & comedy, challenges of stand up, hanging out in Ft Lauderdale back in the day & much more.
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May 29, 2018 with Dougie Almeida, Peter Leonard, & Elgin David

Show Opens with discussions on; Ex-girlfriends, Dougie's horrible cough, Rosanne Show CANCELED, & Big salute to the migrant "Spider Man" who saved the baby hanging from the terrace.
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"Two security guards recovering after shooting at Atlanta strip club", "Ready, aim, fire: Australian diners given water pistols to ward off seagulls", "Mom breastfeeds 5-year-old daughter because she thinks her milk is medicine", "Louisiana televangelist seeks donations for $54M private jet", "Sugar daddy gives Florida woman bounced check", & "Drunk man asks cops for directions, gets arrested, Boynton Beach police say"
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May 28, 2018 with Dougie Almeida, Ciro Dobric, & Ethan Moore

Show Opens
with discussions on such things as; Dougie goes to Belize deals with Mosquitos, waters stoppage, golf carts, sweating, & everyone is overweight...Police Officer Captured On Video Punching Woman In Head On New Jersey Beach...Evicted New York man, 30, has to vacate parents' house by June 1, court order says....& NFL Says, no more kneeling during National Anthem. Stay in locker room till it’s over
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"Man using torch to kill weeds sets garage on fire", "Vintage pair of Levis, 125 years old, go for close to $100,000", "Visitors to Florida park warned to avoid aggressive squirrels", "City looks for answers after zombie alert sent to residents", "Grocery sees dirty word in 'Summa Cum Laude,' censors cake",  & "Bar runs 'Reparations Happy Hour' and asks white people to donate money before handing $10 bills to black, brown and indigenous patrons"
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May 21, 2018 with Dougie Almeida, Ciro Dobric, Ethan Moore, & Nadeem Awad

Welcome to the Wake Up Late with Dougie Show
Join Dougie & today's co-hosts, Ciro Dobric & Ethan Moore, as they welcome special guest to Danger Studios, Nadeem Awad.  Listen in as they Open the Show discussing such things as; US, China agree to abandon trade war, John Brennan Fires Warning Shot to Paul Ryan and Mitch McConnell After Trump Orders DOJ to Investigate FBI’s Campaign Infiltration, Starbucks Announces Non Customers can hang out in Stores.  Hairy Armpits on Woman New Trend, & ‘Alexa’ has become a less popular baby name since Amazon launched Echo.
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"Mysterious hairy 'globster' washes up on a beach. It's being called an omen of doom.", "Ex-WWE star is beaten to bloody pulp over a parking spot", "Teen shoots ‘sugar daddy’ after demanding money", "Airline passenger punches deaf pregnant woman, service dog", "Man arrested for posing as Texas high school athlete", & "Domestic dispute in Germany: Man arguing with a parrot"
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May 15, 2018 with Dougie Almeida, Elgin David, & Tommy Savitt

Welcome to the Wake Up Late with Dougie Show
Join Dougie & today's co-host, Elgin David, as they welcome special guest, Tommy Savitt.  Listen in as they Open the Show discussing such things as; Tommy has some interesting idols, doing comedy in Las Vegas and in the Northwest, Dougie thinks if he as homeless, he'd live on a nude beach, sports gambling will soon be legal in all states, & the guys share some stories of Adolescent Mischief.
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"Pennsylvania highway sign hacked twice with rude message", "Marriage proposal upstaged by 3-year-old's call of nature", "Better late than never: Library gets book 47 years overdue", "Beauty expert slammed for her vagina whitening advice - which includes using lemon and eggs", "'Lost' Asteroid 2010 WC9 Will Make an Unusually Close Flyby of Earth Today", & "Woman fired after cops seize laxative-laced brownies"
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