Wake Up Late with Dougie Show

Dec 4, 2018 with Dougie Almeida, Danny "The Jew" & Jackie Sanchez

Show Opens with discussions on such things as; Jackie’s success in comedy & how the local comedy scene is treating her…PETA is now asking us to not say such things as, “Bringing home the bacon” or “Killing two birds with one stone”…Danny loves Aldi grocery store & Dougie hates it….& Dougie shares his Rumbles Rated Fast Food Restaurants.
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"Snowball fights now legal in Colorado town after boy's quest", "Man pulls gun on Popeyes worker in condiments clash", "Woman claims she lost eye after parasite got stuck behind contact lens during shower", "Realtor draws attention to listing with sexy photos", "Florida deputies arrest registered sex offender accused of working as Santa for hire", "Florida Men — 1 Disguised in Bull Costume – Allegedly Tried to Burn Down Ex-Boyfriend’s Home With Spaghetti Sauce", & "Knickers the cow: Giant steer goes viral after being 'too big for slaughterhouse'
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Dec 3, 2018 with Dougie Almeida & Minda

Show Opens with...Dougie sharing his thoughts on having to put down his dog Pepper last week...Comics need to have strong videos to get work & to get into comedy festivals...Don’t ever go on a cruise without having a balcony...Dutch Court Rules 69-Year-Old Man Can't Legally Declare Himself 20 Years Younger...US & China 90 day Cease Fire in Trade War...Some idiots actually think the Holiday Special, "Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer", promotes bullying.
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"Man put clothes, ID on stand-in corpse in $2M scheme", "Cops seek suitor who dropped engagement ring down NYC grating", "Why do flies suddenly appear every time you open a beer?", "Who brings olive oil to Portugal? Police foil cocaine smuggler's ploy", & "Saving Clark's neck? Panic at 'Lampoon's Christmas' display"
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Nov 29, 2018 with Dougie Almeida, Brian Scolaro, & James Camacho

Show Opens with discussions on such things as; Dougie is asked, “why do you go through all the work of booking shows?’… It be nice to take a year off… Endomorphs, Ectomorphs, & Mesomorphs… Comedy & Acting…& why would anyone go hang gliding?
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“North Carolina woman given wrong lottery ticket wins $277K” & “Pennsylvania woman claims she drove on train tracks because GPS told her to go that way”
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Nov 27, 2018 with Dougie Almeida, Minda, & Randy Vega

Show Opens with discussions on such things as; best times to go live on Facebook…Open Mics & drinking…How to safely bring weed home from Colorado on a plane…& Everyone shares stories of working at a shoe store.
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“Florida family playing 'Call of Duty' have police called on them by concerned neighbors”, “Soccer: Referee banned by FA after rock, paper, scissors blunder”, “Family have 'breakdown' after DNA test reveals truth about their heritage”, “Teen's driver's license revoked in under an hour”, & “Video shows Arizona fire started with gender reveal party”
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Nov 26, 2018 with Dougie Almeida, Elgin David, & Randy Vega

Show Opens with discussion on such things as; The necessity of air-conditioned seats, for fat guys, here in South Florida…Dougie Unfriended someone today on Facebook for calling him a coward…Seems Dwight Howard likes transgender guys…. There’s a Christmas Tree Shortage in Florida…& the guys wonder why missionary who got killed by arrow, didn’t see the signs. 
Straight From the Headlines
“Fights break out as Bank of America ATM in Texas keeps spitting out $100 bills”, “Man, 35, reportedly marries computer hologram”, “Man admits having sex with miniature horse, cops say. But he played it safe”, “Nude water park for adults set to open in Lake Louise”, & “Darts-Players let rip in flatulence row at Grand Slam of Darts”
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Nov 19, 2018 with Dougie Almeida, Elgin David, & Ethan Moore

Show Opens with Discussion on such things as; Dougie explains our new show lineup…Theme Songs & what was so good about Steve Martin’s, “King Tut”? ... Cool people… What about a remake of Fantasy Island & Twin….& Dougie has to scrape ice of his rental car, in Colorado & almost calls Uber
Straight From the Headlines
Bride reads out cheating fiancé’s racy affair text messages instead of vows at wedding”, “Couple, homeless man charged in $400K GoFundMe hoax”, “Girl's use of family 'code word' to thwart potential kidnapping draws praise from police”, “Alaska man sentenced for faking death to avoid prison term”, “Ohio woman steals more than $1,600 worth of Girl Scout cookies”, & “Man whose flatulence ended police interview pleads guilty”
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Nov 12, 2018 with Dougie Almeida, Ethan Moore, & Randy Vega

Dougie’s Back from the Bahamas & ready to rant…Here’s what the guys discussed on today’s show; Forgetting things in hotel rooms, Getting pat down by TSA, Dougie owns up to bet with Ethan, Brenda Snipes needs to go, California Fires, & Ethan’s Gig Canceled by Leftist Become a Patron Listener

Oct 24, 2018 with Dougie Almeida, Steve Marshall, & Tiffany Barbee

Special Edition of the Wake Up Late with Dougie Show
Joining Dougie today in Danger Studios, are comedians Steve Marshall & Tiffany Barbee.  Listen in as the discuss such things as; New Jokes, Steve tells us about the time he walked 180 people at Dangerfields, Dealing with Bachelorette Parties, Regardless of ideology, good friends stay good friends, “False Outrage”, Martial Arts, & So much more….Just take a listen
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Oct 23, 2018 with Dougie Almeida, Danny "The Jew", & Noam Manor

Show Opens with discussions on such things as; Importance of Videoing your sets, Never trust anyone who start off a conversation with, “People often ask me…" What should be the qualifications of teaching a comedy classes? 1.6 Billion Mega Millions Lotto tonight!!  Immigrant Caravan on its way to the US, & How would you feel if your kid came home and told you, a Drag Queen came to speak at school for career day?
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“Man ‘stoned to death’ by monkeys”, “Rugby player finishes game despite ‘smashed testicle’, “Teen forced to marry cow he had sex with”, “Belgian mechanic accidentally destroys £22m fighter jet”, & “Couple ‘used stolen brain to get high’
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Oct 22, 2018 with Dougie Almeida, Ethan Moore, & Randy Vega

Show Opens with Randy sharing his thoughts on the current status of the “Florida Comedy Scene”...The guys share some Open Mic Stories…Dougie congratulates, Canada, for being a completely Recreational Weed Smoking Country…Anthony Kiedis , from the Red Hot Chili Peppers, gives the middle finger to Chris Paul of the Houston Rockets…& Sarah Silverman says Louis C.K. masturbated in front of her with her consent.
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“Motorists stunned as metal balls roll down Seattle Street”, “Police find stolen doughnut van, share treats with homeless”, “California students 'mixed grandparent's cremated ashes into homemade cookies', “Kleenex to rebrand 'man-size' tissues after gender complaints”, “Nebraska concedes that ‘honestly, it’s not for everyone’ in new tourism tagline”, & “Workers take dive into deep doo to unclog sewer pumps”
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