Wake Up Late with Dougie Show

July 6, 2023 with Dougie Almeida, Shelly Belly & Pauley McPaulerson

Let Me Ask You
What are some of the women I should stay away from?
Where are the best places to meet successful middle-aged woman?
What are some of your “Deal Breakers” when it comes to your man?
Ladies, if your husband let you have sex with one man, who would that man be?
In lieu of Madonna’s continued meltdowns, how hard do you think it is to be famous, but then lose it?
If a flying saucer landed in front of you and invited you in, would you go?
Are you a Fireworks Person? Need to be the one lighting them off?
Did You Hear?
Fireworks explosion kills 1, injures 9 others in Michigan
US Secret Service investigating as cocaine reportedly found in White House
Actor forbids "bigots" from watching his work after Supreme Court ruling
The mother of the 19-year-old who died on the imploded Titanic submersible says she was supposed to go on the dive, but gave her son her spot because he 'really wanted to go'
Fan throws bag of ashes at Pink during tour concert
Man stabbed with samurai sword after attacking Seattle homeowner with a pitchfork
Microscopic Louis Vuitton knockoff bag "narrow enough to pass through the eye of a needle" sells for more than $63,000
Arizona Woman sends man 159,000 texts, breaks into his home after single date
& Finally Let's Associate
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Jun 21, 2023 with Dougie Almeida & Steve ”Mudflap” McGrew

Special Episode, "The Widower & Divorce"
Let Me Ask You
New Comedy Tour Widowed & Divorced or Divorced & Widowed?
How are you holding up?
What’s your best coping advice?
What’s your worst sexual experience? Names?
Newly being single, what is it you need to work on the most?
What are your dating Deal Breakers?
If given the choice of 2M or a Woman of your Dreams, which one do you choose?
Who is the worst Biden cabinet member, Kamala, Mayor Pete, or Mayorkas?
Did You Hear?
White House Bans Trans Influencer for Flashing Breasts at Pride Event: ‘Inappropriate and Disrespectful’
President Joe Biden Accused of Trying to Grope Eva Longoria After Joking About Knowing Her Since She Was 17 Years Old
Queer and Trans Nuns' Protest at Dodgers Pride Night, Receive Award from Team
Video emerges that reportedly shows Conor McGregor leading rape accuser into bathroom at Heat arena
A homeowner slept in his closet with a gun to confront the man who had been squatting in his house for months, reports say
She was at Dollar General in just a towel — and then it came off, Florida police say
AI finds conservative women more attractive and happier in photos
Earth's Spin Has Shifted—And Humans Are To Blame
Thanks For Listening
 

May 25, 2023 with Dougie Almeida, Brian Offenther & Slade Ham

Let Me Ask You...?
Does the rest of the world hate Americans?
Is Lizzo Sexy?
What is the worst car you have ever owned?
The NAACP & LGBTQ Warn their own to avoid traveling to Florida. It’snot Safe!!! Do you think Florida is safe?
Did You Hear?
Critics explode over US Navy use of drag queen to solve recruiting crisis
Prolific sperm donor with over 500 children must pay $110K if he donates again,court rules
Lottery players try to work after jackpot win in Iowa. He ‘lasted about fiveminutes’.
Woman accused of drugging date in Miami, stealing $600,000 in jewelry
‘Let’s call it what it is: stupidity.’ Driver mad someone honked at him opens fireon former officer
China fines comedy troupe $2m for joke about the military
Let's Associate
Dougie Says a Word or Phrase & Guest(s) Share the 1st Thing That Comes to Minda
Thanks For Listening 

Apr 27, 2023 with Dougie Almeida, Brandon Rainwater & Jas Gill

Let Me Ask You
Have you ever been on a plane with a crying baby?
Do you think Lizzo is Sexy?
Do you believe we landed on the moon?
When it comes to dating, what is your biggest Deal Breaker?
Have you ever been fired?
The Pentagon says there may be an alien mothership in our galaxy probing & monitoring us. Do you think aliens are friends or foes?
Do you think Artificial Intelligence will help humanity or destroy it?
Does ketchup or mustard need to go in the refrigerator?
Did You Hear?
Irate passenger goes on angry mid-air rant over crying infant, screamed he was in a 'tin can' with a baby
Parents upset over whip cream licking event at Kennewick middle school
Man woke up to find his dog had chewed his toe 'to the bone'
Video Shows Drunk Man Falling From the 19th Floor, Stands Unfazed and Sings All the Way to the Hospital
Kentucky woman wins $500,000 from birthday present lottery ticket
Leg-lengthening surgery is gaining popularity among men in US
Chinese Man Sent To Prison For Scaring 1,100 Chickens Of His Neighbour To Death: Report
Let's Asscociate
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Apr 20, 2023 with Dougie Almeida, David Zasloff, & Jacob Nolan

Let Me Ask You
Madonna, Older Hottie or Dried up Skank?
What’s a Woman?
Have you quit drinking Bud Light and wearing Nike Sports Bras due to those companies using transwoman Dylan Mulvaney as their spokersperson?
What is or has been your best Vertical Leap?
What is your favorite Slurpy flavor?
When you fly, Window Seat or Aisle?
If you could have dinner with anyone from history, who would it be?
What does it mean to die of “Natural Causes?
Did you Hear?
‘No true words’: Mississippi police appalled, arrest woman accused of filming ‘disgusting’ sexual acts with dogs
A YouTuber was making a prank video in a Virginia mall. He said the prankee took it badly and shot him.
Man in China spends 21 hours begging on his knees for ex-lover to take him back
Dalai Lama apologizes for asking boy to suck his tongue
A Canadian woman has one month to get rid of more than 130,000 vintage chocolate bars — but is struggling to give them away before the expiration date
 Couple reportedly beheaded themselves in sacrifice with homemade guillotine.
& Let's Associate
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Mar 30, 2023 with Dougie Almeida & Tim Gaither

LET ME ASK YOU?
WHAT IS YOUR ALL TIME RECORD IN WRESTLING?
WHAT IS YOUR ALL TIME RECORD IN STREET FIGHTS?
WHAT WAS YOUR MOST MEMORABLE WRESTLING MATCH?
WHAT WAS YOUR MOST MEMORABLE STREET FIGHT?
EVER GET A BONER WRESTLING?
HAVE YOU OR DO YOU PLAN ON ATTENDING A SCHOOL BOARD MEETING?
DO YOU BELIEVE THERE’S INTELLIGENT LIFE ELSEWHERE IN THE UNIVERSE?
SHOULD TIK TOK BE BANNED IN THE UNITED STATES?
DID YOU KNOW THE SHOOTER IN NASHVILLE WAS A TRANSGENDER?
DOES JOHN FETTERMAN HAVE A BODY DOUBLE?
HOW DO YOU EAT OREO COOKIE?
DID YOU HEAR? 
Family Feud contestant charged with murdering wife joked about marriage on show
Florida Republican Will Robinson Jr. Tricked Into Reading Fake Dirty Names At Committee Meeting
Florida bill aimed at creating harsher penalties for slow left-lane drivers: 'Supposed to move over'
Florida beachgoers detail unexpected encounters with nudists
Startup says the seaweed blobbing toward Florida has a silver lining
Alien mothership lurking in our solar system could be watching us with tiny probes, Pentagon official suggests
Reddit user slams slowness of fellow air passengers after plane lands: 'Absolutely clueless'
LET'S ASSOCIATE
Dougie shares a word or expression and our guest(s) share the first thing that comes to mind
THANKS FOR LISTENING 

Mar 16, 2023 with Dougie Almeida & Dustin Chafin

Let Me Ask You....
How would you handle an open mic comic who’s heckling other comics?
Congratulations on your Dry Bar Special! Any advice to comics who are considering doing a Dry Bar Special?
How would you compare the West Coast comedy audience to the East Coast comedy audience? Prefer one over the other?
What is it like to perform in a large theater or arena?
Did you hear about Tiger Woods kicking his bitch to the curb? (1)
You find out your buddy’s wife is cheating on him. Do you tell him & if so, How?
Did you Hear?
Chris Rock’s botched Will Smith joke edited out of Netflix special
Colin Kaepernick Says His White Adoptive Parents Perpetuated Racism
Dad discovers his daughter's a stripper, refuses to make her car payments any longer: 'It's my money'
Maryland mom attacks daughter's alleged bully in middle school: Police
Federal judge heckled at Stanford says 'don't feel sorry for me,' says mob behaved like 'dogs**t'
Cruise Ship Magician gets attacked by jealous audience member
Finally, Let's Associate
Dougie shares a word or phrase and Dustin shares the first thing that comes to mind. 
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Mar 9, 2023 with Dougie Almeida, Andy Gunnin & Chris Wilson

Let Me Ask You...
Have you seen Chris Rock’s New Comedy Special?
What are your feelings on Will Smith and Jadda Pinket Smith
What is currently your biggest challenge in Comedy?
Should grade school children be present at Drag Shows?
Should schools notify parents if their children come out as gay to teachers or the school?
Did Covid come from a bat or a Chinese Lab?
Ever been on a plane & experienced SEVERE TURBULENCE?
Did you Hear?
Hershey's faces backlash over putting trans woman on candy bar wrapper for International Women’s Day
USA Powerlifting Must Allow Male Athletes to Compete against Females, Minnesota Court Rules
Elon Musk says that A.I. robots will eventually outnumber people: 'It’s not even clear what an economy means at that point'
Walmart Set to Close All Stores in Portland amid Record-Breaking Retail Theft
'Bamboozled' carjackers end up empty handed after trying to take Houston man's car at gunpoint
Laughter as Russia's Lavrov says war 'launched against us'
Florida woman calls for 'Sugar Daddy-Mommy Appreciation Day' at local board meeting
& Let's Associate 

Feb 22, 2023 with Dougie Almeida, Tim Hanlon & Matt Bellak

Dougie Welcomes the Dope City Comedy Tour Tim Hanlon & Matt Bellak
Let Me Ask You...
Do you guys miss liviing in Florida? Are you still enjoying life on the road?
What is your favorite state & worst state you've performed in? Do you guys trust Artificial Intelligence? 
RIP Richard Belzer
Did You Hear? 
Wrong-way driver crashes, blames oncoming cars for being in her way, Florida cops say
Florida Could Ban Dogs Sticking Their Heads Out of Car Windows
Florida medics suspended after ‘dead' patient found to be breathing
NASA confirms half-ton meteor crashed in South Texas
A Bizarre Study Says People Can Live in Asteroids. It's Actually a Brilliant Idea.
Lightning strikes Brazil’s iconic statue, Christ the Redeemer, its crazy pictures go viral!
Let's Associate!
Dougie shares a word or phrase and our guest share the first thought or story that comes to mind
Thanks For Listening 

Feb 1, 2023 with Dougie Almeida, Steve ”Mudflap” McGrew & Jeff Shaw

LET ME ASK YOU...
Have you seen the Tyre Nichols police beating?
What is the over under on Whoopi Goldberg apologies for 2023?
Elon Musk lost over 202B. Whats the biggest amount of money or wealth you've ever lost?
Do you have classified documents in your home?
Did you know Bill Cosby is going back on Tour?
If you could travel through time, would you go back to the past or into the future?
DID YOU HEAR?
Illegal immigrants in NYC refuse to leave taxpayer-funded hotel rooms for migrant center, 
Asteroid 2023 BU: Space rock passes closer than some satellites, Fart Seems To Erupt On 'The View' And The Question Is, Who Or What Dealt It? Caught on camera: Moment Florida cops arrest woman who allegedly shot sick husband of 50 years in hospital bed, A&W Announces 'Polarizing' Bear Mascot Will Now Wear Pants In Hilarious Troll, KC drug recovery center concerned with smell from grow operation, & Houston women who allegedly contracted STDs from janitor file lawsuit
LET'S ASSOCIATE..
Dougie shares an expression or word with his guests and they share the first thing that comes to mind! Enjoy & Thanks for Listening