Wake Up Late with Dougie Show

July 8, 2019 with Dougie Almeida & Danny The Jew

Show Opens with discussion on such things as; Congrats to the US Woman's National team for winning the World Cup, AOC is a dumb bitch, Texting while driving in Fla is now a moving violation, & is California about to fall into the Pacific Ocean?
Straight From the Headlines
"Starbucks barista asks police officers to leave because customer 'did not feel safe,' police union claims", "Man has life support accidentally cut off by wrong family after being mistaken for someone else", "Indian man, 20, wakes up at his own funeral after being pronounced dead by doctors", "Nevada trooper pulls over hearse carrying corpse in carpool lane", "Case solved: Teen who licked ice cream carton, put it back in freezer identified", & "Louisiana man arrested after allegedly licking ice cream, placing it back on shelf in 'copycat' video"
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July 2, 2019 with Dougie Almeida, Minda, & Mike Cintron

Show Opens with discussions on; Dougie advances to the Semi Finals of Florida's Funniest Comedian & Minda got married in Hawaii & it may not even be legal.
Straight From the Headlines
"South African illusionist suffers head wound during magic show mishap with crossbow", "Florida man arrested after pelting girlfriend with McDonald's sweet and sour packets", "Body of Kenyan stowaway found in London yard after falling from plane's landing gear", "NYC man crushed by safe in Manhattan stairwell", "Mets flub 'Miracle Mets' celebration, declaring 2 players dead when they're still alive", "Pennsylvania man allegedly built bomb to warn about aliens who plan to destroy planet", & "Massachusetts residents see 'tornado of poop' after sewer line blockage"
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Jun 27, 2019 with Dougie Almeida, Joseph Richard Nay, & Warren Scott

Show Opens with discussions on; Being able to separate day job life from comedy life & If you don't speak Spanish well, don't do it on national TV. Dougie's advice to Corey Booker & Beto.
Straight From the Headlines
"Mom arrested after she stormed into an elementary school, yelled at son’s alleged bullies", "Oregon deputies pull out 57 electric scooters, bikes out of Portland river", "Man caught performing disgusting act on Florida homeowner's driveway", "Woman dumbfounded as parents ask for inheritance back so they can buy summer home", "You can now buy 'scented flatulence pills' which make farts smell like roses", & "Best place in the house to have sex according to doctor, and it's not the bedroom"
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Jun 26, 2019 with Dougie Almeida & Mike Cintron

Show Opens with discussions on such things as; Amateur comics who produce shows that are horrible & amateur comics who list all their, "Up Coming Shows" on social media, that are just open mics...Dougie gets awoken by fire alarm at his hotel at 4am...Andrew Dice Clay & Rosanne Barr will be touring together, & Cam Newton offers someone $1500 for their extra leg room seat, on a plane.
Straight From the Headlines
"NASA’s Curiosity rover saw something flash on Mars, and people are freaking out", "Colorado mountains see nearly 20 inches of snow on first day of summer", "Graffiti artist hired by city of Detroit arrested after cops think he's committing vandalism", "Seagull attacks kept English couple stranded in their home", "Airline passenger accidentally opens emergency exit while searching for the toilet", & "Asteroid nearly the width of a football field has small chance of hitting Earth this year"
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Jun 17, 2019 with Dougie Almeida & Dexter Angry

Show Opens with discussions on such things as; OJ Simpson is now on Twitter, Dexter Loves Donuts, White Cops are still threatening black people, & Dougie & Dexter want to bring Dodgeball back
Straight From the Headlines
"Bar scales back 'free shot per goal' promotion after U.S. 13-0 win", "Woman who 'stamped on turtles nest and stabbed it with a wooden stake' arrested", "Woman in wheelchair fires Taser at Detroit McDonald's worker", "South Carolina woman arrested for cruising down the road in a child’s toy truck while impaired", "Tennessee man secretly lived in family's attic, snuck into 14-year-old girl’s room at night", "Actress Jenny Slate to address island graduating class of 1", & "Florida woman, 21, 'choked her boyfriend and squeezed his genitals until they bled' during heated argument"
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Jun 4, 2019 with Dougie Almeida, Jackie Sanchez, & Randy Vega

Show Opens with discussions on such things as; adjusting to crowd & the importance of having a 5 min set, 10 min set, & 15-20 min set...Ever have to take a dump just before you go on stage?...Dougie has some computer issues...Randy wants to bring chicken wings into the studio...& Dougie wants to get a place in LA.
Straight From the Headlines
"Louisiana Catholic school principal resigns after DC strip club arrest during school field trip", "Family discovers graduation cake made of plastic foam", "Principal: I accidentally plagiarized Ashton Kutcher speech", "Snake slithers out of toilet, bites Florida man on arm", & "Man dies on plane after swallowing 246 packets of cocaine’
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May 27, 2019 with Dougie Almeida, Randy Vega, & Mike Cintron

Show Opens with Dougie admitting to finally taking care of a couple things, he's been needing to take care of.  One, get rid of some friends on his Facebook list & some over due Man-Grooming.  Then the World Health Org. has recognized the condition "Burned Out", as a medical condition & have moved, transgenderism, to conditions related to sexual health.
Straight From the Headlines
"Man lights cigarette on Spirit Airlines flight in startling viral footage", "NASA unveils schedule for 'Artemis' 2024 Moon mission", "Massachusetts man says intruder broke into his home…and cleaned it", "Man drove drunk to pick up woman charged with DWI", "Duvets discarded, cushions thrown at Japan's Pillow Fighting Championship", "Police: 5-year-old brings crack cocaine to preschool, & "Surgeons successfully reattach man's severed penis after mystery attack"
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May 21, 2019 with Dougie Almeida, Jackie Sanchez, & Cisco Duran

Show Opens with Dougie almost getting into it with a Brazilian woman on his flight home this weekend.  Cisco & Dougie then give Jackie some advice on her recent Big News, that Bryan Callen is going to take her on the road.  Cisco tells us about one of his worst gigs ever. The guys discuss the importance of being cool with the staff at a comedy club. Golfer Brooks Koepka denies girlfriend kiss on national TV and she got pissed & billionaire Robert F. Smith pledged up to $40-million so students Graduates of Moorehouse College. 
Straight From the Headlines
"Austrians told to stop kissing cows after bizarre challenge sweeps social media", "Florida woman charged with assault after admitting to throwing coconut at man outside strip club", "Man in China detained after giving dogs 'illegal' names", & "Pennsylvania man who allegedly flushed his grandparents’ ashes down a toilet will stand trial"
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May 13, 2019 with Dougie Almeida & Mike Cintron

Show Opens with Dougie telling us, about a strange night at Off the Hook Comedy Club.  Someone called 911 on Ahmed Ahmed's headline set!! Someone supposedly claimed, they felt "Threatened" by something Ahmed said in his act.   Police came to the Sunday Show and questioned Ahmed before he went up & Dougie, Mike & others, are positive it was a woman.  Speaking of Woman, Dougie has some words for Allysa Milano for asking woman to boycott sex, until Georgia Abortion Law is change & Mike asks Dougie about doing comedy at a casino.
Straight From the Headlines
"Toll evader named Stiff to pay up; had $128K in tolls, fines", "Sheep enrolled at school in France as students to save classes", "Florida man arrested after refusing to remove ‘I eat a–’ bumper sticker", "Florida man says he would rather 'go to jail' than to his wife as he gets caught driving on sunroof", "New York man flips vehicle after spider jumps on leg, sheriff's office says", "Berlin park designates pink 'drug zones' for dealers, buyers", & "Police: South Dakota man stole sex toys from couple's house"
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May 8, 2019 with Dougie Almeida, Jenn Hellman & Ahmed Ahmed

Show Opens with discussions on; Bombing at Open Mics, Comedy in Malaysia, Joke Writing, Comedy Festivals, & Getting Laughs
Straight From the Headlines
"Philippines sets deadline for Canada to ship out garbage in filthy standoff", "Florida woman pulls alligator from her pants during traffic stop", "Indiana sheriff's office encourages drug dealers to rat out their competition", & "Coffee cup in 'Game of Thrones' scene perks up viewers"
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