Wake Up Late with Dougie Show

Nov 11, 2019 with Dougie Almeida & Brett Morris

Show Opens with a big thanks to all of our Veterans on Veteran's Day!!  Then, it's seems to be getting pretty violent at Popeye's Chicken restaurants.  Dougie share's his thoughts on people selling food in public without a license & regarding the wealth gap in our country, Dougie feels the rich are getting richer, while the poor are getting more lazy.
Straight From the Headlines
"Gold toilet features 40,815 diamonds embedded in the seat", "Arkansas hunter dies after being attacked by a deer he'd just shot", &  "California man detained, given citation for eating sandwich on BART train platform"
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Nov 5, 2019 with Dougie Almeida, Jackie Sanchez, & Brett Morris

Show Opens with a discussion on dating people we work with, in lieu of McDonald's CEO resigning over having a consensual affair, with a fellow McDonald's employee & Aren't you just loving the Daylight Savings Time?
Straight From the Headlines 
"A Louisiana woman has been arrested for selling $20 fake doctor's notes to students trying to skip class", "A Florida woman, reportedly eight months pregnant, shot and killed one of two home intruders, police say", "Ukrainian adoptee accused by Indiana parents of being a 33-year-old woman speaks out", "The science of zombies: Will the undead rise?", "Massachusetts man claims two $1M lottery jackpots 18 months apart", & "Steal this military secret for falling asleep in two minutes"
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Oct 30, 2019 with Dougie Almeida, Minda, & Jay Guy

Show Opens with discussions on such things as; Dougie has a pain in his neck, Dougie had to unfriend & block another local Florida comic, Minda has a new product she's inventing call the, "Ass Desk" RIP comedian John Witherspoon & Netflix Is Cutting Back on Standup Comedy Specials
Straight From the Headlines
"A Southwest Airlines flight attendant alleges she caught 2 pilots watching a livestream of the plane's bathroom", "Off-duty Texas cop shoots son after mistaking him for intruder", "Scientists have taught rats to drive tiny cars" , "Porn star turned MMA fighter suffers humiliating defeat in first fight ever", "Catholic priest says he denied Joe Biden Holy Communion at Mass in South Carolina because of abortion views", & "California middle school students receive student ID cards with sex hotline number"
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Oct 25, 2019 with Dougie Almeida & Eric Schwartz

Show Opens with Dougie & Eric discussing great bookings, Hooking up with national headliners & becoming their opener, Doing a variety of venues and adapting, & Once an athlete, not always an athlete.
In Straight From the Headlines
"Miley Cyrus Tells Women ‘You Don’t Have To Be Gay’ If You Find The Right Man", "Biological Male Sets World Record For Women’s Cycling", & "A Single Car Parking Spot Just Sold in Hong Kong for Almost a Million Dollars"
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Oct 21, 2019 with Dougie Almeida & Jen Hellman

Show Opens with Dougie telling us about his weekend.  His wife went to Mexico for a few days, His Doctor left him hanging, waiting for his echo cardiogram results, & Volkswagen service department, never called him, to let him know what happened to his car. 
In Straight From the Headlines
"Dutch family found in cellar 'waiting for end of time', "California man caught wearing only women's lingerie during home break-in", "U.S. Navy Submarines Are Losing Their Stealth Coatings. Who’s to Blame?", "China's Nightmare: Why Is Taiwan Building Kamikaze Drones?", "Why China's Commandos Are to Be Feared", "Scientists: Movement Detected Along California Fault That Could Cause an 8-Magnitude Earthquake", "Equifax used 'admin' as username and password for sensitive data: lawsuit", "Florida Man Arrested In Fatal Beating Of Alleged Peeping Tom", & "Illinois man with name tattooed on neck allegedly gave police false ID"
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Oct 15, 2019 with Dougie Almeida, Danny "The Jew" & Gonzo

Show Opens with discussion on the Freedom of Speech & did the NBA hush it players & coaches when it came to recent comments about China? Did Lebron James "Sell Out"?  & What's the deal with Americans Freaking Out over loud noises? A couple months ago, in Times Square, a crowd  panicked when a motorcycle backfired & this weekend in a mall in Boca Raton, hundreds of people, ran for their lives, after a balloon popped. 
Straight From the Headlines
"Florida man accused of giving beer to an alligator", "Arizona man shoots himself in face after firing at ceiling trying to quiet upstairs neighbors", "Russian man sues Apple for 'turning him gay', "Texas man robbed bank to pay for rings - a day before his wedding", "Man caught driving a stolen van stuffed with 131 pounds of marijuana plants", "Son of sheriff who called immigrants ‘drunks’ at White House event arrested for public intoxication" & "Man tried walking 351 miles to have sex with deputy he thought was 14-year-old girl"
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Oct 8, 2019 with Dougie Almeida, Josh Randall & Jesse Cohen

Show Opens with discussions on such things as; Some Legal Talk with Jesse, Josh was in a Soft Porn & Shout out to Ellen DeGeneres for speaking out against those who criticized her for hanging with George Bush.
Straight From the Headlines
"Shipwrecked Colombians clung to cocaine bales", "Man Who Shot, Killed Ohio K-9 Officer Jethro Sentenced to 45 Years in Prison", "Jenny McCarthy Reveals She and Donnie Wahlberg Have Sex in Airport Bathrooms", "Florida parents turn in daughter after 24 pipe bombs found in home", "Florida man shot and killed son-in-law who was trying to surprise him, sheriff says", & "Denver policeman fired for saying he was raped by woman he impregnated"
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Interviews with Conrad Bromberek, John Wynn, & Jonathan Gregory

From World Series of Comedy Main Event at Casino Queen Hotel in E. St Louis
Dougie Interviews fellow comics & contestants, Conrad Bromberek, John Wynn, & Jonathan Gregory. 
 

Oct 1, 2019 with Dougie Almeida, Randy Vega & Josh Randall

Show Opens with discussions on such things as; Congrats to Matt Durndak for taking 2nd in World Series of Comedy Main Event, What ever happened to Taylor Hicks?, Successfully Making Decision, Dougie says, "No More Vaping", & There are rules when it comes to threesomes & group sex.
Straight From the Headlines
"A flight in India was delayed when a swarm of angry bees covered the cockpit window and attacked staff who tried to remove them", "Woman Swallows Engagement Ring In Sleep Thinking It Was All A Dream", "Two altar boys were arrested for putting weed in the censer-burner", "Italian chef arrested on drug charges claimed he was 'researching new flavors" "Body of woman found in Florida portable toilet that caught fire, exploded", "Elvis lookalike steals fake vagina from NZ sex shop", & "6th-Grade Girl Says She Lied About Boys Cutting Her Dreadlocks"
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Sep 23, 2019 with Dougie Almeida, Mike Cintron, & Minda

Show Opens with discussions on such things as; Dougie & Mike's 2 Man Show at Winner's Circle in Lakeland, Understanding the Transgender Community, How to handle Joke Thieves, Dealing with Hecklers, & To Roast or not Roast.
Straight From the Headlines
American man dies during underwater marriage proposal in Tanzania", "UK airport drug bust turns out to be suitcase full of cake ingredients", "Catholic school priest bans 'Harry Potter' books on exorcist advice", "Maryland hotel room fight actually just loud sex, woman says before allegedly getting in fight with guard", "Couple Given $120K In Accidental Bank Deposit Accused Of Spending Spree", "Florida Burglar Breaks Into Home To Make Breakfast, Tells Resident ‘Go Back To Sleep’, & "Florida Couple Attempted To Have Sex In Cop Car: Police"
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