Wake Up Late with Dougie Show
Comedy Podcast Hosted by Dougie Almeida! Join Dougie every Thursday as he welcomes fellow comedians & entertainers, to sit in and discuss trending topics and share funny stories from around the world.
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Episodes
Tuesday Apr 07, 2020
Tuesday Apr 07, 2020
Show Opens with Jen bringing Dougie some Birthday gifts. Then they discuss such things as; Mask or no mask? Dougie has been snoozing dozens on Facebook, If this pandemic broke you, Dougie doesn't need to hear your advice, Stand Up Comedy doesn't work without an audience, & Introducing a new segment in our show, "Word of the Day" Today's word, "Proficiency"
Straight From the Headlines
"Sex workers stranded in Germany as coronavirus shuts brothels", "Twins born during coronavirus outbreak in India named 'Corona' and 'Covid', "Florida man hangs giant toilet paper roll in front yard", "Illinois Mayor Sends Police To Break Up Parties. They Found His Wife At One Of Them", "Police in India raise coronavirus awareness with virus costumes while directing traffic, on patrol", "Stray puppy brought home by construction worker turns out to be fox cub", & "Louis C.K. releases new stand-up special for people 'who need to laugh'
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Tuesday Mar 31, 2020
Tuesday Mar 31, 2020
Show Opens with Dougie & Jay discussing such things as; comedy during quarantine, Doing comedy with no crowd & performing to social media, Since Dougie mentioned a stripper on our last show, he shares some of his thoughts on the profession. Doesn't this feel like Groundhog Day? Can comedy survive the Corona Virus & much more
In Straight From the Headlines
"Tampa pastor arrested for holding church services despite 'safer at home' order", "Corona virus: Police left in 'absolute shock' after finding 25 adults and children at karaoke party despite lockdown", "Corona virus in Italy: Some of the most surprising excuses people have used to leave home", "US man teaching dog how to drive arrested after high-speed chase", & "What's a 'Urine Garden,' & Why Is Kanye West Building One at His $14 Million Wyoming Ranch?"
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Sunday Mar 29, 2020
Sunday Mar 29, 2020
Special Edition of the Wake Up Late with Dougie Show "In Times of Crisis"
In Times of Crisis, there exists a set societal rules, suggested to those who are amidst that crisis. Dougie has felt the need to share that with all of you. Let's do what we need to do, together, to get through this together.
In Straight From the Headlines
'Game Zero?' Soccer Game Attended by 40,000 Fans Likely Made This Italian City a Coronavirus Epicenter", "Chinese students fleeing virus-hit U.S. pay $20,000 for seats on private jets", "Coronavirus fuels toilet paper buying spree, California officials implore people not to flush t-shirts, wipes", "Missouri woman gives birth in Walmart toilet paper aisle", "Italian priest accidentally live streams mass with Facebook filters active", "Cannabis lobby warns against smoking due to coronavirus", "Condom shortage looms after coronavirus lockdown shuts world's top producer", "Uranus, No Joke, Is Leaking Gas" & "Customer leaves $10,000 tip, anonymously, in Florida restaurant"
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Tuesday Mar 17, 2020
Tuesday Mar 17, 2020
Show Opens with discussion on the Corona Virus & it's ruining everything! 15 Annoying people during this pandemic. Dougie is happy the gym is closed...Minda reminds everyone that current assistance, does not equated to Socialism...Dougie promotes self responsibility & we all may be getting $1k from Trump! Yeah!!
Straight From the Headlines
"Corona virus 'emergency'? Oregon police ask people to stop calling 911 because they ran out of toilet paper", "Pig sparks farm fire in England after eating, defecating battery-powered pedometer", "Canadian boy, 8, wins $200 worth of cannabis products at youth hockey tournament", & "Arcade Switches Toys In Claw Machine For Sanitizers"
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Tuesday Mar 03, 2020
Tuesday Mar 03, 2020
Show Opens with Dougie & Jen ranting against those who don't know crap, but seem to think they're qualified to give advice. Then Dougie suggests, Since the Hollywood elite, feel so strongly about sharing the wealth & socialism, why don't they share their acting rolls & movie parts, with all the other SAG actors out there? Jen thinks some comics will wake up in a few years, blaming comedy for stealing their lives. To Know Oneself, is to Know God!
Straight From the Headlines
"Oprah Winfrey falls down at wellness tour while talking about 'balance;' loses shoes", "Three people died at an Instagram influencer's birthday party in Moscow after dry ice was poured into a swimming pool", "Man steals candy bar, gets run over and killed by truck", "California homeowner uses motion-activated sprinkler with 'impressive amount of pressure' to thwart thieves", & "Mumbai: Airport staffer carries luggage with ‘BOM’ tag, beaten up on suspicion of being terrorist"
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Tuesday Feb 25, 2020
Tuesday Feb 25, 2020
Show Opens with Dougie Unfriending & Blocking a Friend on Facebook for Trolling & Bernie Sanders comments about Fidel Castro, surely loses Dem votes in Miami. Then Dougie rants about Achievement vs Entitlement.
Straight From the Headlines
"Deontay Wilder Claims Wearing 40-Pound Costume Before Tyson Fury Fight Left His Legs Dead", "Krispy Kreme Is Launching Delivery So You Can Get Donuts Right To Your Door", "Herpes-carrying monkeys brought to Florida for tourism may multiply out of control", "Male baboon escapes Australia medical facility with ‘two wives’ before vasectomy, health official says", "Alaska airman receives discipline for urinating in coffee maker", "Thousands Of Bees Attack Police, Firefighters Responding To Sting Report", & "36-Year-Old Woman Arrested For Calling 911 After Parents Shut Off Cellphone"
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Tuesday Feb 18, 2020
Tuesday Feb 18, 2020
Show Opens with Dougie telling us how he drank weed beer & then had the cops catch him smoking weed on his patio. Why is everyone playing the, "Blame Game"? Should we need to ask the person behind us on a plane, if we can put our seat down? & Much More!
Straight From the Headlines
"Police: Man Forced Woman To Watch "Roots", "Virginia Democrats want to make it legal for unmarried people to have sex", "Black man wearing KKK robe confronted by deputies", "Pizza delivery driver shares devious way they get back at customers who don't tip", "Woman on first date ends up as a getaway driver in a bank robbery", & "Armed gang steals toilet rolls in panic-buying Hong Kong"
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Wednesday Feb 12, 2020
Wednesday Feb 12, 2020
Show Opens with Dougie & Jay sharing some stories from working at the WPB & Miami Improvs. Dougie opened for Kevin Nealon & Jay hosted for Damon Wayans. Dougie visits the DMV & rates his experience & Valentine's Day is this Friday & everyone shares some good & bad gift ideas.
Straight From the Headlines
"What is the broom challenge? Internet hoax sweeps social media", "Dozens Of Dancers Stranded in Miami After Money is Stolen At Stripper Bowl", & "Man Burns $1 Million To Avoid Paying it to His Wife and Child"
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Tuesday Feb 04, 2020
Tuesday Feb 04, 2020
Show Opens with Dougie sharing some stories from last weeks FOX BET Super Bowl shoot & from his youth, making homemade "Bicycle Choppers" & "Nunchucks". Then the guys share their thoughts on; the "Iowa Debacle" & Super Bowl Halftime Show.
In Straight From the Headlines
"Groundhog Punxsutawney Phil predicts early spring", "Man, 40, arrested for following teenage girl, spying on her in shower", "Glitch results in Ohio couple receiving 55,000 identical letters", ‘Pressured’ postal worker in Virginia hid undelivered mail in storage unit: reports", & "Philadelphia Flyers mascot Gritty cleared of assault charges by Philly police"
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Tuesday Jan 28, 2020
Tuesday Jan 28, 2020
Show Opens with discussions on such things as; Dougie, Randy, & Jay, all performed together in Palm Coast Fla Sat night & it seems Dougie attempted a cartwheel, Kobe Bryant's tragic death has some comics joking about it, & Dougie got a TV Commercial with FOX for the Super Bowl!
Straight From the Headlines
"Nick Jonas had food stuck in his teeth during Grammy's performance", "Friends play Uno in the road during long red light", "Driver caught using carpool lanes with skeleton passenger", "Virginia man's long-lost class ring found after 14 years", "Massachusetts serial pooper arrested after police catch her defecating in parking lot", "Turkey delivery man risks 18 years for spitting on pizza", "KFC branch serves customers through wire fence after months of fights and attacks on staff", & "Mexico gets 'Chapo' beer"
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