Wake Up Late with Dougie Show
Comedy Podcast Hosted by Dougie Almeida! Join Dougie every Thursday as he welcomes fellow comedians & entertainers, to sit in and discuss trending topics and share funny stories from around the world.
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Episodes
Friday Jul 03, 2020
Friday Jul 03, 2020
We Just Can't Avoid Talking About....Defunding the Police, What does that mean? & What Would you do if confronted by aggressive protesters, while carrying a gun? Signs your a "Bad Human" & Word of the Day "Horse-Pucky"
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"Poland Accidentally Invades Czech Republic In 'Minor Misunderstanding', "Florida man fist-fights alligator to save dog", "Distillery recalls gin bottles mistakenly filled with hand sanitizer", "Louisiana man charged after swim in Bass Pro Shop aquarium", "Topless UK woman helps save family from drowning", & "Man's bladder explodes after holding in pee for 18 hours after beer binge"
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Tuesday Jun 09, 2020
Tuesday Jun 09, 2020
Show Opens with discussions about; Dougie & Sheba getting back on stage after 2 1/2 months, New York Comics are putting together "Racist Comics List", & All tells us about his new book, "Did it On a Dare How I built a Comedy Empire in 30 Short Years" & Much More.
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"Cobbler's social distancing shoes are each 2 1/2 feet long", "Treasure stash worth over $1 million found in Rocky Mountains after decade-long search", "'We'll be back': Italy prison escapees promise to return", "Man buys eight identical tickets for same lottery drawing, wins $800,000", & "Amazon worker loses engagement ring while packing boxes"
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Thursday Jun 04, 2020
Thursday Jun 04, 2020
Show Opens with Dougie & Minda discussing, racism, nurture vs nature, personal responsibility, ideas on what can be done to stop bad cops, Drew Brees should have just kept quiet, & Much More!!
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"Australian man acquitted after 2 allegedly enter wrong home with machetes for 'sexual fantasy,' scare stranger", "Pennsylvania woman allegedly kept grandma's corpse in freezer for 15 years, collected Social Security checks", & "Gibraltar moves to protect its monkeys against coronavirus
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Tuesday May 26, 2020
Tuesday May 26, 2020
Show Opens with Dougie falling in love with an, "Ugly Duckling". New game called "Who's Worse?" & people capable of getting unemployment, are now considering not going back to work.
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"White Woman Who Called Police On Black Bird-Watcher In Central Park Has Been Fired", "Florida woman arrested after kissing strangers at bar, calling 911 on same bar for violating distancing rules", "A radio station denied a caller a prize because he'd 'mispronounced' a pop star's name. Then the star waded in", "India captures ‘spy’ pigeon suspected of working for Pakistan", "US family turns in $1MM found on street", & "Pakistan plane crash survivor: 'All I could see was fire'
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Tuesday May 19, 2020
Tuesday May 19, 2020
Show Opens with Dougie telling us about his recent "Bout with Technology", Dougie thinks the world is about to get even crazier & Dougie's family never used photo albums, just a big box.
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"UK railway ticket office worker dies from Covid-19 after being spat on", "Florida teen accidentally runs over, kills dad while learning to park truck", "Jet doing flyover to salute front line workers crashes, killing 1", "A Hong Kong ice cream shop now offers 'tear gas' flavored ice cream to remind people of pro-democracy demonstrations, which broke out nearly a year ago", "Korean soccer team apologizes for sex dolls in the stands", "World's shortest man regains crown after previous Guinness record holder dies", & "'I make £5,000 a month with photos of my feet - these are the weirdest requests'
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Tuesday May 12, 2020
Tuesday May 12, 2020
Show Opens with Dougie & Jay discussing such things as; how Dougie learned about Visine early in life, Dougie gets a free meal from Bone Fish Grill & gets an audition for Michelob Ultra commercial, RIP Jerry Stiller, Mike Tyson is coming out of retirement & Assembly woman from California, tells Elon Musk to "F-Off"
Straight From the Headlines
"Cuomo says it's 'shocking' most new coronavirus hospitalizations are people who had been staying home", "5-Year-Old Who Stole Parents' Car Gets Rewarded With Lamborghini Ride", "NBC News apologizes for 'inaccurately' quoting William Barr", "Doctors performing CT scan on man with back pain discover he has 3 kidneys", & "Men take Guinness record for ping pong ball catches in shaving cream
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Tuesday May 05, 2020
Tuesday May 05, 2020
Show Opens with discussions on; Murder Hornets, Long Walks & bicycling etiquette, Mike tells us about his sort of cooking & Untrustworthy news and medical advice.
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"Sheriff’s secret swinger life exposed days after he admitted to killing a man", "Drive-Thru Strip Club Serves Up Sexy (And Safe) Solution For Coronavirus Blues", "Police: Woman wanted to get close to alligator before attack", "What is Discovery Island, the abandoned Disney World attraction where a man was caught camping?", "A man wore a KKK hood to a California grocery store after a mask mandate was put in place", "Louisiana police warn of 'aggressive chicken' stalking bank customers", "Man in China learns it doesn't pay to bury cash", "Hiker celebrating end of coronavirus lockdown falls to her death while posing for photo", & "News anchor allegedly caught cheating when half-naked woman walks into live shot"
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Tuesday Apr 28, 2020
Tuesday Apr 28, 2020
Show Opens with Dougie & Jenn discussing such things as Florida is re-opening!! Are Floridians ready? RIP Florida comedian "Grandma Lee". Florida comic calls her passing a bit early and ignores requests from family members, when asked to edit his social media posts. Trump got caught in a Brainstorm session & our Word of the Day, "Pragmatism"
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"Monkey caught on camera flying kite on rooftop", "Sand filled the San Clemente skate park, so dirt bikers showed up", "Sex toy sales take off amid Colombia's coronavirus quarantine", "Ashley Madison says cyber affairs have surged under coronavirus quarantine", "Oregon man drove to 11 different Wendy's restaurants twice in 1 day to stock up on free nuggets", & "Woman saved after breast implant deflected bullet away from her heart"
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Tuesday Apr 21, 2020
Tuesday Apr 21, 2020
Show Opens with Dougie & Minda discussing the debate between Staying Home & Getting Out There!! Minda admits to shopping with no mask. Dougie never shares porn, & Kim Jung Un maybe close to death.
Straight From the Headlines
"Florida couple, both doctors, filmed stealing Trump 2020 flag from neighbor while their child begged not to", "Maryland police issue 'final warning' for resident getting mail without pants on amid coronavirus stay-at-home order", "Iran's Revolutionary Guard Corps says its handheld device can detect coronavirus, scientists scoff", "A Connecticut man broke into a restaurant that was closed due to COVID-19 and spent four days eating, and drinking 70 bottles of liquor", & "North Carolina farm renting out animals to crash Zoom meetings"
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Tuesday Apr 14, 2020
Tuesday Apr 14, 2020
Show Opens with Dougie & LA discussing such things as 90 Day Fiance, Tiger King & if Carole Baskin killed her husband, Future of comedy post Covid-19, Cruise Ship Comedy will suffer, Comedy Condo vs. Hotel, Lesson to learn from Corona Pandemic, & The Word of the Day "Necessity"
Straight From the Headlines
"Man accused of scamming pizza restaurants with fake large orders for police", "French pensioner ejected from fighter jet after accidentally grabbing bang seat* handle", "Pennsylvania woman, 93, makes coronavirus plea for more beer amid lockdown in viral photo", & "Woman fined for taking turtle for a walk in Rome"
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