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Weekly Comedy Podcast Hosted by Dougie Almeida & Co-Host Jenn Hellmann Along with Special Guest form the Comedy & Entertainment World, Tuesdays at 8pm est on our Fan Page on Facebook

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Show Opens with Dougie & Luz sharing stories of fellow comedian & friend, Erik Myers, who passed away last week. Then Dougie shares how he escaped the Houston airport a couple weeks ago. CJ Joins & the guys discuss, Tiger Woods crash, Lady Gaga's dog napping, & they close topical discussions on transgender woman & sports.

The News is a Joke

"Indian man killed by his own rooster during cockfight", "Pakistan police pop their roller blades on to catch Karachi's criminals.", "Miami lawyer whose pants caught fire during arson trial arrested on cocaine charge", "Japan asks China to stop performing anal swab tests for COVID on its citizens",&"Stranded day-drinkers discover that beer, air mattresses, and the Indian Ocean don’t mix"

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Show Opens with discussions on these topics; Dougie is about to fly into a winter storm for feature money, Bad Valentine's Day Stories, Cancel Culture's new Victims, Tik Tok Challenges are exposing societies morons, & Dougie says Cuomo needs to be locked up

The News is  Joke

"7 Year Old Boy Rescued After Getting Stuck in Trash Bin", "Arkansas Farmer: ‘I Just Tried to Forget’ About Killing and Molesting Nurse", "Florida Man Steals Rings from One Girlfriend to Propose to Another", "Teens with AR-15 try carjacking man, but he thinks gun is a toy", "Beverly Hills police are playing Beatles songs to avoid being filmed on Instagram", "'STUNNING ADMISSION' Pentagon admits it has been testing wreckage from UFO crashes & findings may ‘change our lives forever,', "& "MIGROAN Orgasms work as well as drugs for curing migraines, says brain expert"

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Show Opens with discussions on dealing with hecklers & the time a audience member call 911 on a Ahmed Ahmed. Did you enjoy the Super Bowl Halftime Show? Have you ever streaked? David Hogg takes on the My Pillow Guy. Who would you like to see in a Celebrity Fight?  Do you think we need a "Space Force"?

"The News is a Joke"

"Woman Uses Gorilla Glue on Her Own Hair", "77 Year Old Fights Off a Deer in Her Home", "Chinese Woman Tries to Smuggle 100 Cactus on Her Body From New Zealand", "Football Fans Will Eat a Ton of Cheese During Super Bowl", "Michigan Man Dies From Explosion at Gender Reveal", "Jamaica Has a Weed Shortage", & "Prank Goes Wrong and Prankster Gets Shot"

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Show Opens with discussions on such things as; what it's like competing in the San Francisco Comedy Festival, Cris has been living in a van and is now moving to Austin, TX., How good are you with money?  RIP Dustin Diamond, & much more!

The News is a Joke

"Former Marriage and Family Therapist Sentenced to 4 Years for Sexually Abusing 7 Patients", "Magicians mark 100 years of sawing people in half", "South Korean firm's smart dog collar tells owners what's in a bark", "Why Wombats Poop Cubes", "No tuna in Subway's tuna sandwiches and wraps, lawsuit claims", "Schoolboy changes name to 'Reconnecting' during Zoom classes to dodge teacher's questions", "Czech woman performs oral sex to stop robbery of Slovak gas station" & "Rod Stewart reaches plea deal after allegedly punching a Palm Beach hotel guard"

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Show Opens with discussions on these Topics: How great is the Bernie Sander meme? Teachers are refusing to to back to school. Dave Chappell catches Covid-19 & people are blaming Elon Musk. What's up with comics hating on other comics for working during the pandemic? Who would win in a fight, Charles Barkley or Kevin Durant? & The guys make their Super Bowl Predictions

"The News is a Joke"

"Chuck Schumer Says Trump Incited An 'Erection' In Televised Boner", "Jamie Lynn Spears called Tesla's quiet engines a 'secret cat-killer' and said Elon Musk 'owes' her some new pets, before walking back her comments in since-deleted posts", "Cops: Ambulance Thief Caught At Texas Drive-Thru", "TSA agent convicted for tricking woman into showing breasts", "Confused, jealous wife stabs husband after seeing her younger self in old photos", "Couple accused of filming public sex at Myrtle Beach attractions", "Man shoots lifelong friend who came at him with pitchfork, Volusia deputies say", & "Oklahoma bill would establish a Bigfoot hunting season"

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Show Opens with the guys discussing these topics; People, hate them or love them, National decriminalization of drugs in the US, Are we losing our freedom of speech?  & Tom Brady is truly the GOAT!

The News is a Joke

"A man who says he threw away a hard drive loaded with 7,500 bitcoin in 2013 is offering his council $70 million to dig it up from the city dump", "Police say Oregon man who stole a car with a child in the backseat came back and 'lectured' the mom about parenting", "In Mexico, women take the front lines as vigilantes", "Colombia's rapidly breeding 'cocaine hippos' must be stopped, scientists say", "Chinese ice cream contaminated with COVID-19, report says", & "Smokers prioritized for COVID-19 vaccine in New Jersey. Teachers 'feel devalued' by the decision."

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Show Opens with Dougie making catching heat from both sides, after he posts on Facebook that he's no longer supporting Donald Trump. Then Dougie defends Trumps accomplishment, after Bob dissed Trump. Dougie then asks, can we come together? & then the guys discuss the story about Miya Ponsetto, who attacked a black teenager, who she accused of stealing her phone.

The News is a Joke

"Police respond to chickens 'wreaking havoc' at New Jersey McDonald's", "Danes divided over children's TV show about a superpower penis", "World's unluckiest burglars' arrested after pocket-dialing police during robbery", "Woman 'attempts to get around pandemic rules' by walking her boyfriend on a leash", & "London Zoo rejects Ricky Gervais’ death wish to be fed to lions"

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Show Opens with discussions on such things as; Leaving California, Amen & Awoman, Alec Baldwin & Hillaria, Police raid home in Canada on NYE, & Harvard Professor say Aliens are coming!

"The News is a Joke"

"Mystery surrounds whereabouts of Chinese billionaire Jack Ma who vanished from own reality TV show", "The Earth is spinning faster now than at any time in the past half century", "A 'miracle patient' with coronavirus woke up from a coma the day before her family was set to decide whether to take her off life support", "Paraguayan soccer player apologizes for exposing penis after scoring", "Mysterious NYC squirrel attacks rise in Queens neighborhood", & "A Tennessee mother was arrested after she left her 1-year-old alone in a parked car while she was at a bar on New Year's Eve"

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Show Opens with Al telling us how he got into pro wrestling & ended his career 0-339. Then Chris shares what it was like performing in arenas on the "Practical Joker Comedy Tour". 12 mountain climbers die by avalanche in Iran, while Dougie won't even get on a ladder & scientist try to claim some bad effects of smoking marijuana & Dougie calls Bullshit!

"The News is a Joke"

"Wendy’s Employee Reportedly Shot Over Argument About Extra Dipping Sauce", "China lowers age of criminal responsibility to 12 after high-profile offenses committed by children", "Refill ban for sugary drinks", "Passenger flight in Nepal lands in wrong city", "Woman Turns up Pregnant While in a Vegetative State", & "Kentucky man uses flamethrower to clear snow from driveway"

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Show Opens with the guys all realizing they all survived Covid-19, but Jeffrey had it bad & if it wasn't for a thin curtain separating him from his hospital roommate from Wuhan, he may not have made it.  Then the guys discuss the difference between appeasing your audience & doing your own thing on stage. The importance of fighting for what you want and being undeniable. Jeffrey says, New York City is a ghost town. Did you hear Tom Cruise's rant? & How about them hallucinogenics

The News is a Joke

"North Carolina fraternity members, students allegedly trafficked $1.5M in drugs", "US judge says parents owe son over trashed porn collection", "Italian woman mauled to death by five pet Czechoslovakian wolfdogs", "Woman's 34O boobs 'won't stop growing' leaving her in constant back pain", "Illegal winery found at Alabama wastewater plant", & "Man Is Jailed After Taking Jet Ski Across Irish Sea to See Girlfriend"

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Show Opens with discussions on such things as; Winning & Losing comedy contest, Trigger Words in Comedy, Dougie either pulled his groin or popped a hernia & James & Tommy share their most recent painful experiences, Worst memory of past Christmases, Will Facebook Survive?  Is a Big Screen TV ever too big? & Tommy claims "The Red Zone" is "Crack" 

The News is a Joke

"Woman dies after dropping iPhone in bath while it was charging", "Chinese “iron crotch” kung fu masters fight to preserve a painful-looking tradition", "China recommends flight attendants wear diapers", "Drugs recalled after 'mix-up' packages depression medication and erectile dysfunction drug together", "Breakdancing gets Olympic status to debut at Paris in 2024", "Those naughty Santa cookies are selling out fast at Minnesota Target stores", "Taking the drug Ecstasy appears to help solve marriage problems, scientists discover", "Porch pirate steals bait box filled with cat poop", & "Covid 19 coronavirus: Santa Claus infects dozens at Belgium aged-care home"

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Show Opens with discussions on such things as; Will comedy clubs survive in New York & California? Will you take the Covid-19 vaccine? Japan brings back material from an asteroid & Are aliens sharing the Earth with humans?

The News is a Joke

"Escaped sheep wanders into hotel, waits for elevator", "Namibia: Man named after Adolf Hitler wins local election", "Woman killed husband, then stabbed own vagina to claim self-defense’, "Ultra-conservative MP leaps from window as Belgian police raid orgy for breaking Covid rules", "Relationship breakdown at potters' association over dildo workshop", "Phallic landmark statue in Germany mysteriously disappears; police investigating", & "A man grabbed a 350-pound bear by the throat and punched it in the face to save his pitbull dog from an attack"

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Show Opens with Dougie & Jen welcoming special guest, Rick Overton! Listen in as they discuss such things as; Ghost in the Machine, Screw the 1%, Did you see the Mike Tyson Roy Jones Jr. fight?  Dave Chappel asks us not to watch "The Chappelle Show", & congrats to Sarah Fuller for becoming the first woman to play in a Power 5 College football game.

Word of the Day "Pedant"

Straight From the Headlines

"Fuggedaboutit: Austrian village named 'F---ing' to change name after unwanted tourist attention", "Hackensack Board Member Who Opposed LGBTQ Curriculum Resigns After Embarrassing Zoom Incident", "Belgian Town Goes Viral for Installing Phallic-shaped Christmas Lights, Mayor Issues Apology", "Oregon Man Sues Doctor Who Was Allegedly Having an Affair With His Wife", "An American tourist who stole and inscribed a note on a shard of ancient Roman marble mailed it back to Italy, apologizing for being an 'a--hole', & "British Airways investigating reports stewardess is offering sexual services between flights", & "Detained 'drug smuggler' cat escapes Sri Lanka prison"

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Show Opens with Dougie, Marc, & Dale reminiscing all being together at the 2015 Laughlin Laughfest...Then share their thoughts on the Metallic Monolith discovered in Utah... Big Plans of Thanksgiving?  Dale lived in a plush two story double wide trailer, growing up... Pope gets caught liking woman booty photo... The guys share personal embarrassing moments from their past...& Today's Word of the Day "Bumfuzzle"

Straight From the Headlines

"They had sex off a Florida highway in the middle of the day. Passing drivers interrupted", "Dry mouth no more? Scientists develop artificial saliva to relieve cottonmouth", "Colorado park bathroom wins 'America's best restroom' contest", "Wife blows thousands on vet bills after husband blames his farts on the dog", "NYC 'sex club' busted after not following rules on mass gatherings", & "Brit who caught Covid, malaria & dengue fever in India now fighting to recover from deadly COBRA bite"

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Show Opens with discussions on; Comedy Contest Strategies & your content, Differences between regional audiences & adapting your material to those differences, Who will take over for Alex Trebek on Jeopardy?, Dealing with our relationships, with our significant others, & Is Blue Balls an actual medical issue?

"Make it Funny" Stories

"A Doctor was Duped Into Buying a Wish-Granting ‘Aladdin’s Magic Lamp’ for Over a Quarter of a Million Dollars", "The getaway car was easy to spot, Oregon cops say. It had a sofa on top", "Omaha man, trying to make sure his gun was safe, shoots himself in the leg", "Helicopter Carrying Heart for a Transplant Crashed, Firefighters Found the Heart and Handed It to a Doctor Who Tripped and Dropped It", "‘Happiness doesn’t depend on marriage’: Brazilian man marries himself after fiancée breaks off engagement", & "French Bulldog Elected as Mayor of Kentucky Town"

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Show Opens with Dougie & Jonathan discussing such things as; Much Ado About Nothing regarding Biden Tour Bus Incident, Surviving in Comedy in 2020 & Dealing with Haters, & in 2068, Earth May Get Hit by Asteroid Apophis...No Worries.

Make It Funny Stories

Woman Tries to Sneak a Gun Into Disney World, University's Name Causes them to Develop CUM Merchandise, Pro Boxer Gets His Lip Knocked Off, Pastor Pees on Woman During Commercial Flight & Looks for New Profession, A Pregnant Woman Stops to Vote While Heading to the Hospital to Give Birth, Man Tries to Sneak 2lbs of Gold in his Backside to Avoid Taxation.

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Show Opens with Dougie & Jen welcoming special guest, Max Dolcelli. Listen in as Max shares some great stories about doing comedy in Florida in the 80s, working with Mitch Hedberg, & the great Otto & George. Plus Dougie tells us about his house hunting in the Carolinas, CNN Chief Legal Analyst Jeffrey Toobin, gets caught pleasuring himself on Zoom, & much more.

"Make it Funny" Stories...

"Man stunned by 'very rare' two-headed shark: 'We have never seen anything like this before', "Woman Grows Hair In Her Mouth In Rare Case Of Gingival Hirsutism", "Biggest WW2 Bomb Found In Poland Explodes Underwater During Defusal Attempt", "Puppy with green fur born in Italy", & "Thirteen Australian Women Pulled Off a Plane to Have Their Genitals 'Invasively Examined' at Doha Airport"

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Show Opens with discussions on Today's Topics:

Bill Burr Gets Canceled after his SNL Monologue / Dax Prescott vs Joe Theisman Which one looked worse?/ 10 Things You May Not Have Known About Joe Theisman’s Broken Leg / What Happens to Your Body When You Don't Change Your Underwear

Words of the Day: "Necessity" & "Purpose"

"Make it Funny" with these stories...."Church burns altar where priest had sex with two women", "Man arrested for stuffing razor blades into consumers' pizza dough", "Protester says he knocked down Trump supporter, 72, in self-defense", "News Leak: NASA Is Testing New $23 Million Titanium Space Toilet", & "British Wildlife Park Removes 5 Cursing Parrots From Public View"

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Show Opens with discussions on these Topics; RIP Eddie Van Halen, How long will Mike & Troy stay in NYC if things don't get better? Why would anyone sucker punch Rick Moranis? What would you name the next hurricane? & If you could Time Travel, would you go back to the past or into the future?

Word of the Day "Apodyopsis"

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"Hypnotist sexually assaulted clients", "Herd of charging cows in England kill second man in month", "Woman arrested for using 6 children steal Trump campaign signs", "The New York town of Swastika votes to keep its name", ‘Drunk’ man has 13-year-old drive him to get ice cream, charged with endangering a child", "I tried the foreskin facial treatment – so you don't have to", & "Elderly woman (71) is the suspected getaway driver for burglar gang"

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Show Opens with discussions on these Topics

  • Big Debate Tonight / Who would win in a real fight Trump or Biden?
  • From Epidemiologist to Tax Law specialist in just 3 months
  • Keep it Civil Facebook
  • Advice to Comics on how to deal with this pandemic

Word of the Day...."Anhedonia"

"Make It Funny" with these stories...

"Science Says Watching Movies with Your Partner Is Good for Your Relationship—If You Do This *One* Thing", "Man lists himself for sale on Facebook in bid to find a girlfriend after being single for 11 years", "South Carolina TV anchor hit man with beer bottle in fight over politics", "Gang of ‘Trump raccoons' attack journalists working at White House", "Oregon woman disputes Wells Fargo claim she’s dead: ‘It’s not funny’, & "Neighbor calls 911 when Florida hockey fans yell, ‘Shoot! Shoot!’

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