Wake Up Late with Dougie Show
2019-06
Episodes
Thursday Jun 27, 2019
Jun 27, 2019 with Dougie Almeida, Joseph Richard Nay, & Warren Scott
Thursday Jun 27, 2019
Thursday Jun 27, 2019
Show Opens with discussions on; Being able to separate day job life from comedy life & If you don't speak Spanish well, don't do it on national TV. Dougie's advice to Corey Booker & Beto.
Straight From the Headlines
"Mom arrested after she stormed into an elementary school, yelled at son’s alleged bullies", "Oregon deputies pull out 57 electric scooters, bikes out of Portland river", "Man caught performing disgusting act on Florida homeowner's driveway", "Woman dumbfounded as parents ask for inheritance back so they can buy summer home", "You can now buy 'scented flatulence pills' which make farts smell like roses", & "Best place in the house to have sex according to doctor, and it's not the bedroom"
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Monday Jun 24, 2019
Jun 26, 2019 with Dougie Almeida & Mike Cintron
Monday Jun 24, 2019
Monday Jun 24, 2019
Show Opens with discussions on such things as; Amateur comics who produce shows that are horrible & amateur comics who list all their, "Up Coming Shows" on social media, that are just open mics...Dougie gets awoken by fire alarm at his hotel at 4am...Andrew Dice Clay & Rosanne Barr will be touring together, & Cam Newton offers someone $1500 for their extra leg room seat, on a plane.
Straight From the Headlines
"NASA’s Curiosity rover saw something flash on Mars, and people are freaking out", "Colorado mountains see nearly 20 inches of snow on first day of summer", "Graffiti artist hired by city of Detroit arrested after cops think he's committing vandalism", "Seagull attacks kept English couple stranded in their home", "Airline passenger accidentally opens emergency exit while searching for the toilet", & "Asteroid nearly the width of a football field has small chance of hitting Earth this year"
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Monday Jun 17, 2019
Jun 17, 2019 with Dougie Almeida & Dexter Angry
Monday Jun 17, 2019
Monday Jun 17, 2019
Show Opens with discussions on such things as; OJ Simpson is now on Twitter, Dexter Loves Donuts, White Cops are still threatening black people, & Dougie & Dexter want to bring Dodgeball back
Straight From the Headlines
"Bar scales back 'free shot per goal' promotion after U.S. 13-0 win", "Woman who 'stamped on turtles nest and stabbed it with a wooden stake' arrested", "Woman in wheelchair fires Taser at Detroit McDonald's worker", "South Carolina woman arrested for cruising down the road in a child’s toy truck while impaired", "Tennessee man secretly lived in family's attic, snuck into 14-year-old girl’s room at night", "Actress Jenny Slate to address island graduating class of 1", & "Florida woman, 21, 'choked her boyfriend and squeezed his genitals until they bled' during heated argument"
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Tuesday Jun 04, 2019
Jun 4, 2019 with Dougie Almeida, Jackie Sanchez, & Randy Vega
Tuesday Jun 04, 2019
Tuesday Jun 04, 2019
Show Opens with discussions on such things as; adjusting to crowd & the importance of having a 5 min set, 10 min set, & 15-20 min set...Ever have to take a dump just before you go on stage?...Dougie has some computer issues...Randy wants to bring chicken wings into the studio...& Dougie wants to get a place in LA.
Straight From the Headlines
"Louisiana Catholic school principal resigns after DC strip club arrest during school field trip", "Family discovers graduation cake made of plastic foam", "Principal: I accidentally plagiarized Ashton Kutcher speech", "Snake slithers out of toilet, bites Florida man on arm", & "Man dies on plane after swallowing 246 packets of cocaine’
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