Wake Up Late with Dougie Show

Apr 29, 2019 with Dougie Almeida, Jen Hellmann & Jackie Sanchez

Show Opens with Dougie getting back from Chicago. Some people got mad a Dougie for not eating at all the famous places in Chicago, Jackie, tells us about her panic attack incident at Palm Beach Improv & dealing with Emetophobia.

Straight From the Headlines

"Coachella Herpes Outbreak? STD Diagnostic Center Sees Tenfold Increase in Patients After Music Festival", "Pastor KISSES young woman on the lips to 'rid her body of demons', "Florida man in Easter bunny costume caught in viral brawl is wanted in New Jersey, has history of arrests", "Japanese science university professor taught students how to make ecstasy", "Indian man cuts off his own finger in anger after voting for wrong party", & "5-year-old Michigan boy calls 911 to ask for McDonald's"

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From the Green Room with Dougie Almeida & "Uncle Lar" Larry Reeb

Wake Up Late with Dougie Show Presents..."From the Green Room" with your Host Dougie Almeida

Hey, everyone, its me, Dougie. A great part of touring the country & doing stand up, is I get to work & hang in the Green Room's of the some of the best comedy clubs in the country, with some of the funniest people in the world.

Tonight I'm at Zanies in Downtown Chicago sitting with Chicago Comedy Icon, "Uncle Lar" Larry Reeb.

Enjoy & Please comment & let us know what you think.

 

 

Apr 15, 2019 with Dougie Almeida, Mike Cintron, & Nadeem Awad

Show Opens with discussions on such things as; Notre Dame Cathedral is burning down, Tiger Woods Wins The Masters & considered Best Comeback in recent history, Trump considers sending immigrants to sanctuary cities & Cher doesn't like that idea, & A White Restaurateur Advertised ‘Clean’ Chinese Food. Chinese-Americans Had Something to Say About It.

Straight From the Headlines

"Ian Cognito: Comedian dies on-stage in Bicester", "Man sues parents over his massive pornography collection", "Texas woman allegedly attacks husband after getting silence when she asked if she's pretty", "Chaos at Walmart as woman performs karate, son exposes himself, dog steals food", "Mississippi community left confused after bowls of mashed potatoes mysteriously keep appearing", "3 naked women at rest stop lead deputies on chase in Florida", "Woman on 'most wanted list' who taunted police on Facebook arrested after accidentally revealing location", "Dog is rescued after its found swimming 135 MILES out at sea: Oil rig workers pluck pooch from Gulf of Thailand - and have no idea how it got there", & "Police: Pair made laxative cookies for striking workers"

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Apr 11, 2019 with Dougie Almeida, Minda, & Dexter Angry

Show Opens with discussions on such things as; Fast Food Favorites, Dougie visited a fake acting agency, Attorney General Barr says, "There was some spying", Congresswoman Ilham Omar, calls Steve Miller a "White Nationalist" & he's Jewish, & Julian Assange gets arrested today.

Straight From the Headlines

"She went to the hospital for an infection. Doctors found four bees living in her eye, eating her tears", "Suspected rhino poacher trampled by elephant, eaten by lions, South Africa park officials say", "Texas man drowns while mowing lawn near river", "Girl falls 26 floors, gets up and walks away", "Woman steals electric scooter from Walmart, drives it to Waffle House to get coffee", "Canadian family drives home from Florida with dead body to avoid US health care costs", "'Burglary suspect' triggering emergency call was Roomba trapped in bathroom", "Mistrial declared for man who snapped $4.5M statue's thumb", & "Swiss government says coffee 'not essential', stockpiling to end"

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Apr 8, 2019 with Dougie Almeida & Jenn Hellman

Show Opens with another sound system SNAFU...Pardon the variances of sound levels.  Sound software had a mind of its own...Eventually Dougie & Jenn discussed; Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez uses her black voice while speaking to a predominantly black audience, What’s wrong with kids today? & What Makes a Headliner?

Straight From the Headlines

"San Francisco suburb says 'Yabba Dabba Don't' to Flintstones house, owner fighting back", "Creepy cargo: Philippines seizes 757 tarantulas from Poland", "Man performs naked dance to calm angry pheasant", "Cops: Pals Took Turns Shooting Each Other", & "Florida man freed from jail, immediately breaks into cars in jail parking lot"

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Apr 4, 2019 with Dougie Almeida, Jenn Hellman, & Jackie Sanchez

Show Opens with discussions on; Jackie's Win at Ultimate Miami...Being likable...Dougie visits an Asian Massage Parlor...Jenn admits to being bi...handshakes & hugs...Joe Biden explains why he's creepy...& Appropriate & In appropriate touching.

Straight From the Headlines

"Police: Man Choked Cashier For Bagging Groceries Wrong", "Lithuanian man flies alone on commercial plane to Italy", "In Sweden, naked policeman arrests fugitive in sauna", "2 cars spend over an hour fighting for parking spot in Los Angeles, viral video shows", "Woman calls police after husband brings home ‘wrong type of chicken,’ cops say", & "California shoplifter stuffs chain saw down his pants"

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April 1, 2019 with Dougie Almeida, Jenn Hellman, & Brianna Bee

Show Opens with discussions on; April Fools Day Pranks & who still does them...Congrats to Jackie Sanchez Winner Ultimate Miami...Dougie wonders what he'll do while his wife in in Japan for the next 13 days?...& Joe Biden gets called out for being a "Creep" again.

Straight From the Headlines

"Ukraine comedian leads presidential election, runoff likely", "Flatulence in the workplace is not a form of bullying, Australian appeals court rules", "Mystery of plastic Garfield novelty phones washing up along French coast solved after 30 years", "Woman claims rare allergy to water causes ‘painful’ rash to form on her body: 'It's mind-blowing', "Mexican police nab man who tried to rob bank with loader", "Florida man arrested after his surveillance cameras recorded him dealing drugs", "Florida woman jailed for calling 911 because her boyfriend wasn't being nice", & "Bestiality finally outlawed in Kentucky"

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