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Morning radio show hosted by Dougie Almeida & his co-host, Elgin David, Ciro Dobric, Ethan Moore, & Danny “The Jew”

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Show Opens with Dougie welcoming Special Guest Comedian, Jimmy Shubert, to Danger Studios.  Listen in as they discuss such things as; getting started in comedy & staying in comedy, writing techniques, Philly Cheese Steaks, Dealing with hecklers, & much more.

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"Dog owner who used pet-sitting service says he found shirtless men, lube in living room", "Texas man stops woman, 94, driving wrong way down highway", "Former soccer star says rat ate his foot while he was sleeping", "Man jumps fence at LAX, does pushups on runway", & "UPS delivery foiled by 'bear in driveway'

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Show Opens with discussions on such things as; Are oysters really aphrodisiacs?...Favorite chicken wings & flavors...Elgin & Danny, think BJ's Brewery's menu is too much!!....& Dougie's amazed by this story,"9-year-old commits suicide after coming out as gay to his classmates"

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"Florida man attempts to rob Krispy Kreme, demands money and donuts", "Doctor used yoga ball filled with gas to kill wife, daughter", "Tennessee man arrested after throwing biscuit 'really hard' at ex-girlfriend's face", "Alabama man fined for touching endangered Hawaiian monk seal", "California man had 800 pounds of stolen lemons", "Man has half his NOSE cut off and his ears removed because he wants to look like a living skull", & "Florida man fired for farting at work"

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Show Opens with discussions on such things as; Ethan likes to eat tarts….Dougie makes up with an old friend….& Dougie overhears conversation between a couple on a first date, while sitting at the bar.

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"Drunk man takes a taxi to his parents' house, falls asleep on the couch only to find his parents don't live there anymore", "People are angry over this safe seχ guide, which calls the νagina a 'front hole', & "Oregon store locks black hair-care products in a case for 'security' reasons"

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Show Opens with discussions on; how to deal with sexual advances from other woman, as a married man....Dougie admits to spending 30k one year in Strip Clubs...Don't you  hate it when strippers give you merchandise with a 2 for 1?...Dougie's "Buddy Pass" flight got canceled...There's a good Double Take & a bad Double Take...& The best and worst drinks to order when you’re on an airplane.

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"Jessie the potty-mouthed parrot swears at firefighters while stranded on roof", "Prosecutors mulling charges against woman who pushed friend off bridge", "Man bites off golfer's finger to the knuckle at Massachusetts golf club", "Gulp! Georgian boy solves six Rubik's cubes under water in one breath", "Mooning case against Virginia softball coach's wife wanes", "Mom allowed 15-year-old to run pot shop in her bedroom", & "Austin man charged in hit-and-run that injured woman trying to prove she could 'run fast in heels"

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Show Opens with discussions on; how Ciro got kicked off Facebook...Dougie does a good deed...Dougie asks everyone to get off Facebook for 6 months....Ethan doesn't mind driving around in a car with body damage...& Dougie shares his thoughts on news about ICE arresting a man while driving his wife to hosptial, having a baby & How funny it was it to watch Al Sharpton misspell RESPECT on National TV.

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"Man with ‘prostate issue’ pees in deli meat case at Michigan grocery store", "Arizona father beats, kills man who followed his daughter into bathroom stall", "Cops struggling to identify dead hiker with perfect teeth", "Marijuana worth $1M spotted inside fresh lettuce during Indiana tractor-trailer inspection", & "Man rescued from mud with parrot perched on his shoulders"

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Show Opens with Dougie & Elgin welcoming good friend & fellow comic, Nadeem Awad, to Danger Studios....Elgin tells us about his new Show on Youtube, Five ALIVE!!..& Nadeem reminds Elgin of when they kicked Nadeem out of their last Boy Band...Open Mic comic from Pt St Lucie, attacks woman in NYC...Dougie stresses over flying "Buddy Pass" to gig this weekend...Dougie advises, to never trust Airline Pilots & Fireman, around your wives...They guys explain the difference between Shingles & Shekels...Dougie shares some of his knowledge on wines....& the guys discuss some dos & dont's for Open Mics.

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"Staples manager fired after accusing woman pregnant with twins of shoplifting — because of her stomach", "Male salon owner punches mother in the face after her child shoplifts a keychain", "Florida restaurant patron arrested for 'erotically' dancing, stripping for fellow diners", "French theme park trains crows to pick up attraction's litter", & "Paris residents peeved at very public eco-friendly urinals"

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Show Opens with discussions on such things as; Dougie & Ethan share a couple Dentist stories....Dougie had some local gigs this weekend and has some advice for new comics...Comics need a universal sign, to inform a fellow comic on stage, put the mic closer to your mouth. Can't hear you....Dougie at lobster at home...Dougie will be flying "Buddy Pass" this weekend...& Ethan handed out donuts to police officers, at an accident scene.

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"Florida woman allegedly on crack, meth runs naked to get away from 'giant spider,' police say", "Colorado College reprinting up to 9.2K diplomas to fix typo", "Holy cow! Bovine herd helps police corral suspect in Florida", "8 tourists brawl at Rome’s Trevi Fountain over selfie spot", "Sex toys in airline passengers' luggage prompt security alert at Berlin airport", & "Ohio man showers naked in street after water main break"

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Show Opens with a discussion on comedians needing attention....Rob & Peter schooled Dougie on Real Radio.....Dougie being concerend about his dog having an intestinal blockage....Rob shares some ass doctor stories....Fake Facebook Friend requests...Great ways to go...Complex in AZ, teaching kids to be school shooters & Stop arguing on Facebook

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"Florida Tourist Dies After Being Punched by Man He Apparently Mistook for Uber Driver", "'Bait truck' of Nike shoes left in black Chicago community during railroad sting", "Dad devastated to discover he was grieving for daughter at wrong grave for 30 years", & "Driver's test arrest: Pot, gun, cash found in smelly car"

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Show Opens with discussions on; Back to the Future, the Fonz, & Animal House...then Dougie asks, if you watched the Venezuelan Army, run for their lives, during Maduro's assisination attempt? The NFL's first male dancers will hit the sidelines this season & Trump Star Removed from Walk of Fame & the guys have a great idea for a TV Show..."Trumped"

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"Irish national living in Canada faces deportation for streaking stunt at Blue Jays-Mariners game", "Police officer jumps off overpass to save boy's life in daring New York rescue", "Man who harassed Yellowstone bison arrested at Glacier park", "Man wears dress, holds sign in fantasy football punishment", "Texas police: Reported alligator was remote-controlled head", "Missouri man gets rid of pocket change, wins $55,558", "Aging Headbangers Escape Nursing Home To Hit Heavy Metal Festival", & "Woman who 'broke' her vagina shares hilarious warning about using sex toys for the first time"

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Show Opens with discussions on....Dougie & his awesome massage, that didn't even need a happy ending, The Pope speaks out against the "Death Penalty", in Florida, good guy with gun shoots bad guy with gun, a fight breaks out in a nail salon in Brooklyn, & Air Force silent after 2-kiloton meteor hits Earth near base.

In Straight From the Headlines

"Identical twin sisters to marry identical brothers, live happily ever after in same apartment", Ohio judge orders chatty defendant's mouth taped for sentencing", "House destroyed when raising attempt goes wrong", "2 drivers cited for going too slow under Idaho's new law", "Injured Chicago Cubs fan feels 'lucky to be alive', "American Airlines passenger kicked off flight after buying seat for her $30,000 cello", "Arkansas man tried to steal jet to go to concert", & "Man dumped human waste inside 7-Eleven in revenge act, police say"

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Show Opens with discussions on such things as; a black man wears 'Caucasian' shirt to expose the hypocrisy of white privilege & Retrial begins for man convicted of killing pregnant wife's sex customer

In Straight From the Headlines

"Florida man wielding live gator chases people in convenience store, video shows", "Tennessee man does naked jumping jacks in McDonald's women's restroom, later arrested", "Nude man caught working out at Planet Fitness thought it was 'judgment-free zone,' police say", "'I'm a man, 100 per cent. Legally, I'm a woman': Canadian driver changes his gender to female on paper to get cheaper car insurance rate", "Driver caught swerving van to hit puddles, splash people is fired", & "Split concerns force Durex to recall some condoms in UK and Ireland"

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