Wake Up Late with Dougie Show

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May 30, 2017 with Dougie Almeida, Peter Leonard, & Elgin David

Welcome to the Wake Up Late with Dougie Show

Join Dougie & his Tuesday crew, Peter Leonard & Elgin David, as they Open The Show discussing such things as;

Sweating your ass off at BBQ, Dougie celebrates 12 year wedding anniversary, Sushi parasites, & Dougie asks if middle school students have any basis to protest any politician?

What You Need to Know

Tiger Woods wasn't drunk, he was on pain meds, Porn companies will be holding auditions for men here in Miami, & Getting high on mushrooms not likely to send you to the emergency room

Straight From the Headlines

"Man strips naked at MIA, walks around concourse", "Bay Area water park closes slides after boy spins off chute onto concrete", "Urinating dog statue briefly placed near 'Fearless Girl' art", "Hot air balloon crashes after couple gets engaged on board", "Shark leaps into boat and lands on Australian fisherman", "German biker loses bag of cash, raining bills over Autobahn" & "'Bad neighbor' unplugs bounce house at girl's birthday party"

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May 25, 2017 with Dougie Almeida, Steve Marshall & Jon Greenberg

Welcome to the Wake Up Late with Dougie Show

Join Dougie & today's special guests, comedian Steve Marshall & musician Jon Greenberg, as they Open the Show discussing the differences between assholes, dicks, fucking assholes, & scumbags & Dougie & Steve can't get together without discussing martial arts, and relating it somehow to comedy

What You Need To Know

The guys share a story from Easter Sunday, when the three of them & Dougie's wife, almost got into a fight with a big asshole in a sports bar parking lot & Dougie explains how he uses visualization. 

Straight From the Headlines

"Women are going clubbing wearing nothing but tape", "Missing earring halts Philadelphia TV weather forecast", "Woman trying to buy birthday card trapped inside CVS", "Woman caused $350K in damage at ex-husband's home", "No Joke: Unconscious man rode on car's trunk for miles", & "2 addiction counselors at halfway house die of drug overdose

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May 24, 2017 with Dougie Almeida, Peter Leonard, & Elgin David

Welcome to the Wake Up Late with Dougie Show

Join Dougie & today's co-hosts, Peter Leonard & Elgin David, as the Open the Show discussing such things as; Peter's favorite loved the band Menudo, Roger Moore dies at the age of 89, Comic Hobbiest, comics helping comics, & what it must feel like getting let go from SNL.

What You Need to Know

The Doomsday Vault Isn't Flooded But We're All Still Going to Die, Scientists Worldwide Turn Telescopes to Alien “Megastructure” Star, & Margate man with huge penis, acquitted in murder case after oral-sex defense. So he got off...his defense stood up in court...he had a rock hard defense...OK

Straight From the Headlines

"Oil company watches over pregnant polar bear under bridge", "Thailand's chunky monkey on diet after gorging on junk food", "Woman Charged for Pointing Gun at Teen Allegedly Raping Dog, & "3 people had sex on a bar deck with a view of the Jourdan River, sheriff says"

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May 22, 2017 with Dougie Almeida & Jenn Hellmann

Welcome to the Wake Up Late with Dougie Show

Join Dougie & today's co-host, Jenn Hellmann, as they Open the Show discussing such things as; car sickness,  comedy venues with good food, Jenn may be starting a weekend room in Boca Raton,  the hassles of booking a room, & rules of dating strippers. 

What You Need to Know

Ringling Bros. Circus has its last performance, Democrats just can’t stop protesting, even their own election results, & Seth Rich Conspiracy Theories Re-Emerge

Straight From the Headlines

"10 hospitalized with botulism tied to nacho cheese sauce", "Man castrated transgender woman at her apartment: cops", "Elephant crushes S. African hunter to death: reports", "Used clothing store gets surprise donation of marijuana", "'Are you kidding me?' says woman who hit alligator on I-75", & "Grown-ups brawl at high school graduation in Tennessee"

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May 18, 2017 with Dougie Almeida & John Mc Clellan

Welcome to the Wake Up Late with Dougie Show Bonus Edition

Join Dougie & today's special guest comedian, John Mc Clellan, as they Open the Show discussing such things as;  John was on Millionaire Matchmaker, getting up early, being in a bank robbery, packing for the road, superhero T-Shirts, having kids, & World peace

What You Need to Know

Will Trump be Impeached?  'Fat but fit is a big fat myth' & New Orleans crews remove statue of Confederate general

Straight From the Headlines

"Man sues 'first date from hell' for texting during movie; director chimes in", "Mother's Day gift used to hide 12 pounds of meth, Arizona deputies say", "Alaska owner plans to resurrect strip club boat for summer", & "Florida woman finds iguana in toilet bowl, calls 911"

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May 16, 2017 with Dougie Almeida, Peter Leonard, & Elgin David

Welcome to the Wake Up Late with Dougie Show

Join Dougie & Today's co-hosts, Peter Leonard & Elgin David, as they Open the Show with disucssion on such things as;  reaching 5k friends on Facebook, Dougie's sick of sharing on social media, Bringing drugs on a plane, Internet tracking, & Geo Fences.

What You Need to Know

Man from Margate, Fla. chokes a woman with his penis and insists on showing it to jurors, Teenager dies from drinking too much caffeine to quickly,  DNC staffer may have been killed by Hillary Clinton, & Trump thought it might be a good idea to share some intel.

Straight From the Headlines

"Sebring Man Who Ordered Prostitute, Discovers That She is His Own Wife", "Man uses plastic bat to defend son from goose, gets ticket", "Pornography Can Be Ruining Men’s Sex Lives", & "Couple Caught Having Oral Sex In Dining Room At McDonald’s In Pennsylvania"

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May 15, 2017 with Dougie Almeida & Ciro Dobric

Welcome to the Wake Up Late with Dougie Show

Join Dougie & today's co-host, Ciro Dobric, as they Open the Show with discussions on such things as; Being away from home for 2 weeks & getting acclimated, Top 3 picks for singers who wore karate uniforms on stage, Comedy condos with no windows, & Dougie is getting frustrated with booking shows.

What You Need to Know

Watch of for ransomware! The MP3 is Dead!,  There's parasites in sushi!  & Mysterious sea monster turns out to be a whale.

Straight From the Headlines

"Family gets kicked off of a JetBlue flight for a birthday cake", "Woman attacked by camel at Jefferson Davis' last home", "Undercover agents find registered church to be sex club", "Topless cleaning service owner arrested for underwear theft", "Half-naked driver crashes car into store to get beer", & "Pastor trying to prove how Jesus walked on water gets eaten by crocodile"

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May 10, 2017 with Dougie Almeida

Welcome to the Wake Up Late with Dougie Show

Dougie is on his own this morning, broadcasting from his comedy condo in Wichita Kansas.  Listen in as Dougie Opens the show with; "Why was Comey Fired?",  Financial Markets don't seem to care at all,&  Support & Understanding vs. Discouraging & Controlling

What You Need to Know

Girl who fought off gator, tells us how she did it.  Deer caught eating human remains for first time.  North Korea could be preparing an electromagnetic pulse strike on the US from space.  Anonymous warns world to ‘prepare’ for World War 3, & Mexico was second deadliest country in 2016.

Straight From the Headlines

"Woman leaves a disappointing review for an 'herb grinder' that's used for weed", "Venezuelans prepare fecal cocktails to throw at security forces", "Sam the missing python slithers back to Alaska home", "Police: Man takes minivan when driver mistakes him for valet", "Teen earns college degree before high school diploma", "Teen's plea for free Wendy's nuggets sets retweet record", & "Class assignment to build toy gun sparks university lockdown"

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May 8, 2017 with Dougie Almeida, Kayla Esmond, & Josh Ogle

Welcome to the Wake Up Late with Dougie Show

Dougie is in Little Rock, AR. and met up with local comics, Kayla Esmond & Josh Ogle.  Listen in as they Open the Show discussing such things as; The great open mic at the "Preserved Moose", Dougie's weekend at the Loony Bin, & comedy roasts.

What You Need to Know

Man, 91, Died Happy After Family Told Him Trump Was Being Impeached: Obituary, 6-Year-Old Girl Dies From Bouncy Castle, Woman Accused of Helping Friend Kill Herself in Fiery Explosion Pleads Guilty, & 10-year-old girl pries open alligator's mouth to free leg in Florida lake attack

Straight From the Headlines

"Mayor charged with corruption hosts cruise to pay legal fees", "Charges dismissed against man accused of stealing mom's stew", "Group that skipped on bar bill pays up after online shaming","The dark side of May 4: Storm trooper causes alarm at school", "Sheriff: 'Hungry' burglar ate cheese sandwich, dill pickle"

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May 3, 2017 with Dougie Almeida & Peter Leonard

Welcome to the Wake Up Late with Dougie Show

Join Dougie & today's co-host, Peter Leonard, as they Open the Show discussing such things as; Peter's recent car accident, old people driving, Traffic attorneys, & Dougie's a bit nervous about flying again, 

What You Need To Know

12 Cars People Aren't Buying Anymore, Man backpack stolen as he helped co-worker off train tracks, The Eagles sue Hotel California, & Another hot woman in South Beach hooks up with guy, heads back to his place, has sex, then robs him.

Straight From the Headlines

"Hit and Run: Plumber's ashes flushed at ballparks", "Dispatcher heard snoring on 911 call is suspended for 6 days", "Court rejects German woman's demand for hotel to ID lover", "Twin sisters deliver baby boys on same day just hours apart", "Jackpot! Ice finally moves in Alaska river", "World's last male rhino getting help from Tinder dating app", & "First Nominee For 2017 Stepmom Of The Year Award Has Been Announced"

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May 1, 2017 with Dougie Almeida, Nadeem Awad, & Noam Manor

Welcome to the Wake Up Late with Dougie Show

Join Dougie & Today's Co-host, Nadeem Awad, as they welcome fellow comedian Noam Manor to Danger Studios. Listen in as Nadeem (Palestinian) & Noam (Isreali) get along just fine discussing comedy, behavior at open mics and on social media, & Dougie & Noam discuss an odd moment when they first met.

Here's What You Need to Know

Delta Pilot punches a woman trying to break up fight at airport, Kim Kardashian's Ass is Fake, Netflix is getting Strong armed by Hacker, & Frye Festival More like Hunger Games

Straight From the Headlines

"Guy in gorilla costume finishes London Marathon after 6 days", "Flower shop owner accused of stealing plants from cemetery", "Mystery in Virginia: Someone is shaving other people's cats", "Police: Time-consuming haircut prompts woman to pull gun", "911 call: Man wants police dog to search for stolen heroin", "Cops: Hooker, 22, Wanted Chicken McNuggets In Return For Sex Act", & "Tokyo jeweler offers gold Darth Vader masks for $1.4 million"

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