Wake Up Late with Dougie Show
2015-06
Episodes
Thursday Jun 25, 2015
June 25, 2015 with Dougie Almeida, Minda, & Jordan Garnett
Thursday Jun 25, 2015
Thursday Jun 25, 2015
Welcome to the
Wake Up Late with Dougie Show
Join Dougie & today’s co-hosts, Minda & Jordon
Garnett, as Jordan spends the morning sharing with us his ordeal with the
owners of Alibaba Hookah Lounge. Doug
just can’t understand why Jordan would go back to someone who put a gun to his
head.
Straight
From the Headlines
'Fox & Friends'
Co-Host Accidentally Throws Axe at Bystander on Live TV”, “Diddy's Actions
'Solely Defensive in Nature' to Protect Himself and Son”, “Man, 90, pulls gun
on post office employee in Boca Raton”, “Meet the French teenager trying to
become the first woman in MLB”, & “Westlake | Naked couple arrested in
bizarre incident”
From Across
the Pond
“Man who had sex with postbox found dead outside Chinese
restaurant”
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Wednesday Jun 24, 2015
June 24, 2015 with Dougie Almeida & Peter Leonard
Wednesday Jun 24, 2015
Wednesday Jun 24, 2015
Welcome to
the Wake Up Late with Dougie Show
Join Dougie & today’s co-host, Peter Leonard as they
spend the morning discussing such things as; Peter tells us about getting rear
ended by a young lady, are you addicted to social media? Are you socially inept? Dougie discusses the similarities
between Jai-alai & Track Ball, Dougie used to cut Chinese stars out of
sheet metal, Dougie & Peter discuss some of their mischievous activities
from childhood, The guys aren’t too happy about the Festival in China were they
are killing and torturing dogs in the streets, Along with..
Straight
From the Headlines
“Woman arrested after fight with mother over chicken and
biscuits”, “Tampa man accused of drowning rabbit has expensive criminal history”,
“Man allegedly murders boss, assumes control of business”, “L.A. Gang Member
Gold Plate’s Own Genitals To Death”, “Dick Van Patten, 'Eight Is Enough' Star,
Dies at 86”, “Florida woman took selfies during sex with dog inside grandma's
house: cops”, & “Edward Van Halen FIRED from VAN HALEN!”.
From Across
the Pond
Woman posts ad for 'open minded person' to use time machine
built in her garage
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Tuesday Jun 23, 2015
June 23, 2015 with Dougie Almeida, Jon Levine, & The Rev. Bob Levy
Tuesday Jun 23, 2015
Tuesday Jun 23, 2015
Welcome to
the Wake Up Late with Dougie Show
Join Dougie & today’s co-host, Jon Levine as they
discuss such things as; having sex with tall woman, should any state fly the
confederate flag? Dougie goes to a
Chinese “All you can eat” restaurant, Dougie hates manual labor, Jon would live
in Canada if he had to, & much more
Straight
From the Headlines
“Flesh-Eating Bacteria Kills Two in Florida as Water
Temperatures Rise”, “Accused Zimmerman shooter faces attempted murder charge in
Florida: reports”, “The 10 Best Pizzas in New York City”, “Maria De La Fuente
Caro accused of operating brothel at Boca Spa”, & “Anderson Cooper: Steven
Hawking Warns Development Of Intelligent Machines Poses Major Threat To
Humanity - He Predicts Smart-Pill For Boosting Brain Power”
“You Know
What I’m Saying” with the Rev Bob Levy
Dougie tells Bob he has air-conditioned seats, Bob thinks
Chinese people don’t die, & Bob asks Dougie why he never had any kids.
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Thursday Jun 18, 2015
June 18, 2015 with Dougie Almeida, Tim Hanlon, & Jon Levine
Thursday Jun 18, 2015
Thursday Jun 18, 2015
Welcome to
the Wake Up Late with Dougie Show
Join Dougie & today’s co-hosts, Tim Hanlon & Jon
Levine as they discuss such things as; who’s running for President here in the
US, does the rest of the world respect
President Obama?, Dougie asks, will gay marriages last longer than heterosexual
marriages?, & Much more.
Straight
From the Headlines
“Neil Young Says Don’t Use My Song — Gets The Ultimate
Response From Trump’s Camp”, “Woman Who Helped Prisoners Escape May Face 8
Years in Prison”, “Rachel Dolezal Claims There’s No Proof She’s the Daughter of
her Said Parents”, “Tiger Who Escaped Zoo Killed A Man in Ukraine”, “Rachel
Dolezal was In a Sex Tape with Her Ex-Husband”, & “Widow claims husband
died from pedicure-gone-wrong”
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Wednesday Jun 17, 2015
June 17, 2015 with Dougie Almeida, Peter Leonard, & Elgin David
Wednesday Jun 17, 2015
Wednesday Jun 17, 2015
Welcome to
the Wake Up Late with Dougie Show
Join Dougie & today’s co-hosts, Peter Leonard &
Elgin David as they discuss such things as; Miami Marlins & Professional
Baseball, Bad drivers, Dougie had to carry a handkerchief as a kid, Peter has a
first date with a Columbian chick, Remember Kathy Willets?, The guys discuss
their phobias, & much more.
Straight
From the Headlines
“5 dead, 8 injured in balcony collapse in California, police
say”, “Man dies after falling into trash compactor”, “Spacecraft that landed on
comet finally wakes up”, “Beachgoers warned against swimming after shark
attacks”, “You Can Still, Still Get Fired for Smoking Marijuana in Colorado”, “Monsanto
Develops First Genetically Modified Strain of Marijuana”, “Queens Man Left
Father’s Body in Morgue for over a Year to Steal His Social Security”, “Prince
puts on private show at White House”, & “Cocaine found in passenger's fried
fish at Miami International Airport”
From Across the
Pond
Man dies after ordering a glass of wine and being served
dishwater detergent by mistake
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Tuesday Jun 16, 2015
June 16, 2015 with Dougie Almeida, Tim Hanlon, Minda, & Jon Levine
Tuesday Jun 16, 2015
Tuesday Jun 16, 2015
Welcome to
the Wake Up Late with Dougie Show
Today we bring your our version of the Fantastic Four,
Dougie Almeida, Tim Hanlon, Minda, & Jon Levine. Listen in as they spend
the morning discussing: Dougie’s
recently hired some tree trimmers and wasn’t too happy with their work, Minda
observed woman being sluts in Delray, & Local comic Fasil, offers tags to
Jim Florentine after his set. As well as…
Straight
From the Headlines
“NAACP leader Rachel Dolezal lied about being black: parents”,
“Student with dark tan accused of wearing ‘blackface’ in high school yearbook”,
“4 Tourists Plead Guilty to Obscenity for Posing Naked on Malaysian Peak”, “Video
of Santa Ana Police Pot-Shop Raid Shows Officers Eating ‘Edibles,’ Attorney
Says”, “100-year-old New York woman hits man, 84, with her car”, & “Serial
Horse Fucker Breaks Leg Trying to Fuck Horse”
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Thursday Jun 11, 2015
June 11, 2015 with Dougie Almeida, Lenny Travis, & The Rev. Bob Levy
Thursday Jun 11, 2015
Thursday Jun 11, 2015
Welcome to
the Wake Up Late with Dougie Show
Join Dougie & today’s co-host, Lenny Travis as they
discuss; Performing to virgins, recent news on Off the Hook Comedy Club &
Boca Black Box Theater, will Greece ever pay back all the money they are
borrowing?, Dougie gets an incredible deal from his mortgage company, update on
the two escaped prisoners in upstate New York, NBA Finals between Cleveland
Cavaliers & Golden State Warriors, & Will Dwayne Wade stay in Miami?
Straight
From the Headlines
“NYPD Commissioner Claims it has a Hard Time Hiring Black Police
Officers Because Most of Them Have Criminal Records”, “Miley Cyrus Doesn’t
Relate to Being a Boy or a Girl”, “Porn Hub Will Make Adult Movie In Space”, “Tomorrow
Land May End Up Losing Over $120MM for Disney”, Woman Busted for Hamburger
Assault”, “US Ousts Russia as the Largest Producer of Oil & Natural Gas”
& “US Navy Test Electromagnetic Jet Launcher"
You Know
What I’m Saying with the Rev. Bob Levy
Dougie & Bob discuss Roman candle fights, eating Shepard’s
Pie & French bread pizza, Bob rubs it in about Cleveland Cavs in the NBA
Finals, Walmart Fight, & Bob Levy is hosting a Comedy Contest, “The Last
Comic Fapping” go to www.revboblevy.com
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Wednesday Jun 10, 2015
June 10, 2015 with Dougie Almeida, Peter Leonard, & Elgin David
Wednesday Jun 10, 2015
Wednesday Jun 10, 2015
Welcome to
the Wake Up Late with Dougie Show
Join Dougie & today’s co-hosts, Peter Leonard & Elgin David as they spend the morning discussing;
The Pool Party fight supposedly started by a racist slur, The Fight at Walmart
between two woman, one who was driving a handicap scooter and the other who was
with her six year old son, who undoubtedly, will eventually be in the White
Trash Hall of Fame, & much more. Not
to mention, Peter is smitten with Elgin’s girlfriend, who’s in studio, and hams
it up for her all morning.
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Tuesday Jun 09, 2015
Jun 9, 2015 with Dougie Almeida, Minda, Jon Levine, & Tim Hanlon
Tuesday Jun 09, 2015
Tuesday Jun 09, 2015
Welcome to
the Wake Up Late with Dougie Show
Join Dougie & today’s
co-hosts, Minda & Jon Levine, as they spend the morning discussing: Dougie’s weekend working at Belushi’s Comedy
Bar, new all male restaurant called, “Tally Whackers”, Minda speaks up to
support the plight of the stripper, Minda is dating a few guys, but not having
sex with any of them, & Dougie asks Jon if he’s ever seen a baby dick on a
man?
Then Tim Hanlon calls in to
explain how he forgot about his spot featuring for Jim Florentine at Wise Guys
Comedy Show at Tavolinos, he praises Dougie for his set at WSOC at McCurdy’s, Would
more people answer, Yes, to a guest spot, over having sex with Minda?,
Congratulations to American Pharaoh for winning the Triple Crown & much more.
Straight From the Headlines
"‘Moron’ terrorist takes a selfie in front of
ISIS headquarters, Air Force bombs it 22 hours later”, “Why Have 74 Prominent
Scientists Been Murdered In The Past Ten Years?”, “New York man says
fortuneteller scammed him out $700K”, “That sinking feeling: Barge overturns,
crushes Rapa Nui Reef”, & “Health insurers seek big premium hikes for
ObamaCare plans in 2016”
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Thursday Jun 04, 2015
June 4, 2015 with Dougie Almeida, Lenny Travis, & Flip Schultz
Thursday Jun 04, 2015
Thursday Jun 04, 2015
Welcome to
the Wake Up Late with Dougie Show
Join Dougie & today’s co-host Lenny Travis as they
discuss such things as: having sex with
fat chicks, Lenny shaves his whole body, Lenny shares some jokes for his
private gig, Jim Florentine on, “Louie”,
& Much more.
Straight
From the Headlines
“Sarah Silverman says won't get married until all couples
can”, “Famous Japanese hot spring closed after string of orgies revealed”,
& “A Pill That Makes Your Farts Smell Like Chocolate”
Special
Guest Comic
Flip Schultz joins
Dougie in the studio to discuss doing comedy on cruise ships, being married to
a comic, & much more.
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