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Apr 29, 2014 with Dougie Almeida, Tim Hanlon, & Jacky Beren

Hello & welcome to the Wake Up Late with Dougie Show.  Join Dougie, Tim, & Jacky as they label our Tuesday shows as #HonestTuesdays.  Listen in as they discuss the Ultimate Miami Comedian Contest held at Magic City Casino this past weekend...Congrats to Tim who advanced to the finals.  Dougie didn't advance, but he did win $300 playing poker there and then closed the show at SOBE Comedy Show and had woman all over him....Dougie gets honest with some new comics at a recent Open Mic....Then we listen in to Donald Sterling's racist recordings.....Dougie doesn't think the Dad who pushed his kid down the skateboard half pipe didn't do anything wrong....Middle school teacher gives one of her students a lap dance for his birthday in front of the whole class....It's funny how people get into battles on Facebook.

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Apr 25, 2014 with Dougie Almeida, Lenny Travis, & Jeffrey Gurian

Welcome to the Wake Up Late with Dougie Show.   It's Friday and Dougie is joined in the studio by Lenny Travis.  Lenny has a theory of what Otto Petersen may have died from.  Lenny is also thinking about doing Otto's act with different lines.  He already named his dummy, "Wally"......Lenny is now watching MILF Porn.....Dougie tells us about a minor incident with the crowd at the Wise Guys Comedy Show this week....Local South Florida radio show, Paul & Young Ron, are now bringing on local comics instead of just always having nationally known comedians....Are we going to war over Russian & Ukraine?.....We review the video of Rancher, Cliven Bundy, making racist comments...An iceberg 6 times the size of Manhattan has broken off Antarctica and is floating off into open waters..... New York Yankee pitcher, Michael Pineda, was thrown out of the game and suspended for 10 games, for using pine tar....Brian Singer has dropped out of the publicity tour of the new "X Men Days of Future Past" due to allegations he sexually abused actor Michael Egan.....Saudi Prince accused of slaying 2000 near-extinct birds while on safari in Pakistan.....Then Jeffrey Gurian calls in and tells us what happened at the Friar's Club recently where Shecky Green walked out on Gilbert Godfrey's set for telling a dirty Incest joke and later quits the Friar's Club.  Then it's time for, "Unusual News" with Jeffrey Gurian. Brought to you by GNN, Gurian News Network, "Bringing you all the news that's fit to dance to"  Today's headline, "Italian Clothing Designer Steals LA Clothing Designer's Idea of Stained Glass Hats"

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Apr 24, 2014 with Dougie Almeida, Peter Leonard, & Toast

Welcome to the Wake Up Late with Dougie Show!  It's Thursday which means Peter Leonard is sitting in the co-host chair along with your host, Dougie Almeida.  Dougie tells us about his start against Duke Soccer Team when he was at Flagler College....Dougie is just excited about the World Cup coming this Summer from Brazil....Peter tells us he has a fiance he hasn't seen in 35 years.....Dougie explains what the term,"Insurable Risk" means & how people are selling their own life insurance policies for immediate cash....What's the most money you ever spent on a costume?......It seems most Americans can care less about whats happening in Ukraine....US troops land in Poland for Military Exercises....Dougie warns all men to avoid dating Eastern European woman....Dougie's wife is a hairdresser and hasn't paid for a haircut in over 20 years...."Autopsy Planned for Man Found Dead in a  Porto Potty"......Reports from the South Korean ferry disaster, many of the bodies found had broken fingers....Dougie admits he doesn't even say Grace anymore before Thanksgiving.....Dougie makes the point that the Jewish Religion, is the only religion that hasn't been effected by negative news or occurrences.  Well since they killed Jesus of course. ...
Then it's time for, "Toasted Sports" Toast calls in and discusses the NBA Playoffs, the firing of Manchester United's coach David Moyes & much more.

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Apr 23, 2014 with Dougie Almeida, Minda, & The Rev. Bob Levy

Welcome to the Wake Up Late with Dougie Show with your Host Dougie Almeida & today's Co-host, Minda....Listen in as the spirit of Hump Day is in the air as Dougie tells us the difference between, "Penis Envy" & "Oedipus Complex"....Minda tells us of her recent moment of, "Spontaneous Sex" & the importance of proper maintenance....Dougie tells us how important it is as a guy to being good with your hands when it comes to getting a chics bra off and then the jeans.....Then Dougie and Minda discuss whether or not the Stock Market is just a big gambling ring......Actor Mike Egan files Sexual Misconduct suites against 3 of Hollywood's big shots, Garth Ancier, David Neuman and Gary Goddard.....How did you guys like the rape scene in the last, "Game of Thrones" episode?....Dougie expresses his discuss with people posting photos of Jesus in demeaning situations  on Facebook....Then the Reverend Bob Levy calls in and tells us about his issues with T-Mobile.  We ask Bob how he feels about performing oral sex.  Then Bob comments on Artie Lange's recent medical scare.

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Apr 22, 2014 with Dougie Almeida, Tim Hanlon, & Jack B.

Welcome to the Wake Up Late with Dougie Show.  Tim Hanlon & Jacky Beren join Dougie today in the studio and discuss:  Dougie's recent trip to Chicago for the World Series of Comedy.....How important in Honesty in Comedy?......Tim & Jacky talk about their show at Gigi's.....Note to comedy bookers, Please don't book 10 guest spots to open a show, Please bring your check books to the venue, & Never hire more than one amateur on a professional show....They call out a local S. Fla comic who's been stealing jokes and discuss how to deal with a joke thief....Then "In The News" The Feds Have Approved the Sale of Powdered Vodka"....Tim shares his travel tip when picking someone up at the airport, just pick them up at the Departure level.  Much less congested...."Teenage Runaway Stowaway Hides in Airplane Wheel well on Flight to Hawaii"... Scientist find another Earth like planet Kepler 186 & it's just 490 light years away....& Lastly, a satellite photo taken over the Loch Ness shows an image over 100 feet long resembling some sort of sea creature.

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Apr 16, 2014 with Dougie Almeida, Lenny Travis, Minda, & Jeffrey Gurian

Good morning and welcome to the Wake Up Late with Dougie Show.  Today Dougie has a variety of co-hosts.  Lenny Travis starts the morning with Dougie.  Lenny tells us the old owner of the Ft. Lauderdale Comedy Club, Pete O'Neil, opened a Weed store in Colorado....RIP Otto Peterson.  Dougie plays some videos from Otto & George......Lenny shares some stories of joke thievery.....Blood Moon sets off apocalyptic discussions.....Have you noticed how expensive gas has gotten lately?....White supremacist, Frazier Glenn Close, kills 3 Christians at 2 separate Jewish Temples ....Did the Miami Heat purposely take second place for a better playoff lineup?....Then Minda jumps into the co-host seat.  Minda says she'd like to see a Best Of Show for Each co-host.....A new study finds prolonged pot smoking causes changes in the brain....Minda spent the weekend drinking and concert going.....Dougie recalls the days when he would have to sneak in his girlfriends room to have sex back in high school.  Minda tells us how her boyfriend"s Mom caught them with her boobs in his mouth....Isn't it akward when your with your significant other and you run into an X?
Then it's time for "Unusual News" with Jeffrey Gurian.  Brought to you by GNN, Gurian News Network "Bringing you all the news that's fit to dance to"  Today's headline, "United Nations has suggested settling international disputes with a spelling B"
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Apr 15, 2014 with Dougie Almeida, Tim Hanlon, & Jacky B

Welcome to the Wake Up Late with Dougie Show!  Listen in as Dougie is joined in the studio by, Tim Hanlon & Jacky B. start the morning reviewing their week in comedy.  Dougie's show at Art Walk in Miami and Tim's feature spot at the Palm Beach Improv.....Then in What's Trending:  Woman in Orlando area gets attacked by a bear in her home....Florida man going to take a closer look at an alligator on I-75 gets bitten by a poisonous  water moccasin snake....Woman in Utah is charged with six counts of murder after authorities found 7 dead babies in her previously owned home.....Government walks away from armed standoff with militia supporting the Bundy family ranchers.  There's definitely more to this story than meets the eye.....Man in Ohio is ordered to stand on corner with a sign that says, "I'm a Bully" after being sentenced by the courts for being just that....It's official, Colorado has its first weed vending machine...The price of Beef is on the rise.....& we give you 7 successful pick up lines.

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Apr 11, 2014 with Dougie Almeida, Lenny Travis, & Jeffrey Gurian

Good Morning Listeners!  Listen in as Dougie & Lenny review top stories in the news and find humor in them one way or the other.  Here's some of the stories and topics you'll hear;   the death of comedian John Pinette.....For the record, it's never good for a fat guy to do cocaine....While we are on it, it might be a good idea to check on your beneficiaries on all of your accounts.....Dougie tells us there are gypsies  in the elderly retirement community that pray on recently widowed....CBS announces that Steve Colbert will be replacing David Letterman on the Late Show.....San Francisco quarterback, Colin Kaepernick, is being invested on sexual misconduct charges from an incident here in Miami......Mega Church, Calvary Chapel, was recently shaken by the resignation of it's long time Pastor, Bob Coy.  He resigned for what he called, "Moral Failure"....12 year old student goes on stabbing rampage in school in Pennsylvania.....Dougie tells us of the time he was stabbed with a throwing knife....Then in politics, Louisiana Representative, Vance McAllister, was caught on a public camera making out with a friends wife.....Dougie thinks this is a good time for all men to dedicate themselves to being, "Free From Sin"

Then it's time for, "Unusual News" Brought to you by, GNN Gurian News Network.  "Bringing you all the news that's fit to dance to"  Today's Headline, "Adjustable Hair Transplants" 

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Apr 10, 2014 with Dougie Almeida, Peter Leonard, & Max Mosquito

Welcome back to the Wake Up Late with Dougie Show.  Today Dougie is joined in the studio by Peter Leonard & from the Comedian's Ball, Max Mosquito.  Listen in as the guys discuss:
 Lebron James Non-Dunk.
...Wrestling and the death of the Ultimate Warrior....Peter Leonard tells us how he saved a woman's life last week at the Wise Guys Show at Tavolino's....Mickey Rooney's estate was worth $18k.  Seems he spent a "Small Fortune" while he was alive.....Peter asks us to listen to a song from the Dave Clark 5 and Dougie isn't too impressed.....Then Max shares with us the challenges of putting together his Comedian's Ball that was held at Immokalee Seminole Casino with the grand prize of $10k and the opportunity of opening for Gilbert Godfrey....Funnest part of the morning is when Dougie flips out on Peter.  Listen in. 

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Apr 9, 2014 with Dougie Almeida & Minda

It's Wednesday and Dougie & Minda are today's host of the Wake Up Late with Dougie Show.  Minda starts the morning with depressing news from a scientist in England who says its time to run to the hills.  We have lost the fight against Global Warming & people should start moving to climate controlled areas.....Dougie asks, "How important is to Americans that Russia is planning on taking over Ukraine?"  This as pro-Russian activists stir up riots in the street of Ukraine.....Here's an idea, to solve drought, we just need to get everyone to head to the beach with their wet vac and suck up the water to be sent to the drought areas....Dougie then expresses the importance of having mentors.....Minda's last trip to Cape Canaveral was interesting because it seemed very pro-Russia propaganda during all the tours....Minda is concerned that the US will be cutting it's nuclear missiles from 500 to 450..... Dougie says no worries, US has new technology now, like the "Rail Gun" and our new Stealthy battleships that are equipped with lasers and rail guns....Dougie and Minda discuss Obama care and how people will be shocked when they get their renewal rates on their health insurance....Dougie tells us how well the Patriot Act helped to eliminate or curtail money laundering in the banking system....Scientist have discovered that Sneezes and Coughs travel much farther than we originally thought.....Game of Thrones has been renewed for two more seasons....Reverend Al Sharpton was an informant on the Mob for the FBI.....Obama and Republicans battle for equal pay for woman.

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Apr 8, 2014 with Dougie Almeida, Jacky Beren, & Elgin David

Good Morning Listeners!  Listen in to today's Wake Up Late with Dougie Show Hosted by Dougie Almeida along with Jacky Beren & Elgin David.  Jacky explains what it's like to be a, "Day Drinker".....Dougie is heading back to Chicago for the World Series of Comedy and can't stop thinking about Deep Dish Pizza.....Jacky admits to being a cheerleader in high school.....Dougie & Elgin discuss their experience at SoBe Comedy Show at Barezzito....As a Floridian, it's very hard to understand why anyone would live in a place like North Dakota.....Dougie is so happy that "Game of Thrones" is back!.....Dougie admits to being a Tropicana Orange juice guy, not Sunny D....If you have a Hot Woman, your job is to Pound Her!....Ever hear the expression, "Champagne Titties"?.....Jacky seems to only date drug dealers....The Human Barbies says something stupid again.....Indiana Pacers losing streak may be blamed on teammates George & Hibbert crossing swords while tag teaming a girl named, "Dixie".....Elgin explains the expression, "Being Catfished"...Then Elgin David tells us, "Where the Mics At"

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Apr 4, 2014 with Dougie Almeida, Lenny Travis, & Jeffrey Gurian

TGIF!!!!  The two that started it all, Dougie & Lenny wrap up the week with discussions on: Dougie's Birthday Party at Tavolino's and Peter Leonard giving a woman CPR after drugging her.....Then Dougie's family and friends show up 45 minutes late to dinner and are the loudest table at the show.  Not to mention two of his married friends start hitting on his wife & step daughter during the show.....Dougie shares one of his poker stories......This Just In!  David Letterman announces he's retiring in 2015.  Who do you think would be his best replacement?......James Franco allegedly tried to hook up with a 17 year old girl......Another shooting at Fort Hood and the shooter bought his gun from the same gun store as the last Ft. Hood shooter....A beautifully wooded property in Ohio over 2 acres that's for sale pretty cheap. Former home of Jeffrey Dahmer....Rats found in Dunkin Donuts in NYC check out video on YouTube......Queen visits with the Pope....Lenny asks, "What's with all these earthquakes...Lenny shares a story of one of his earthquake experiences....Scientist have produced a new drug that can save someone from a pain killer overdose.
Then it's time for, "Unusual News" with Jeffrey Gurian. Brought to you by GNN, Gurian News Network "Bringing you all the news that's fit to dance to"  Today Jeffrey introduces us to the origins of "Thumb Twiddling"

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Apr 2, 2014 with Dougie Almeida, Minda, Manny Garavito, & The Rev. Bob Levy

Good Morning Listeners & Today is Dougie's Birthday!!  Joining Dougie today in the studio is Minda and Manny Garavito.  They begin the morning discussing new rooms, emceeing and the Florida comedy scene....Then we review some of the top stories, like Russia starting to put a economic strangle hold on the Ukraine, What will be important issues for the next Presidential election? The KKK is out recruiting to build their ranks....& much more...then Bob Levy calls in and discusses Tiger Woods & anal sex.

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Apr 1, 2014 with Dougie Almeida, Tim Hanlon, Jacky B, & Elgin David

Happy April Fool's Day!  Joining Dougie today in the studio are Tim Hanlon, Jacky B., & Elgin David.
Listen in as they discuss:  Miami's Ultra Festival & the girl who pissed in a guys mouth who passed out, Open Mics, Sex in public, The Bad Karma Road Rage video, Fake boobs, Doing mushrooms, What happened to Steve Colbert?, People are too thin skinned today.

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