Wake Up Late with Dougie Show
2013-08
Episodes
Friday Aug 30, 2013
Aug 30, 2013 with Dougie Almeida, Lenny Travis, & Jeffrey Gurian
Friday Aug 30, 2013
Friday Aug 30, 2013
It’s Friday and Lenny Travis joins Dougie in the studio and
we have a 3 day weekend. It’s Labor Day
Weekend and there’s no Jerry Lewis Telethon this year…Federal Government will
honor individual states Pot Smoking laws.
We now have over 20 states that have legalized marijuana…..FedEx has new
vacuum sealed envelopes to send weed…..Be careful what you wish for. If you get a marijuana card, you will be on a
government data base as a Pot Head…..Aaron Hernandez abused the drug, “Angel
Dust” also known as PCP and was about to get fired prior to his arrest…..James
Spader has been cast as the villain, “Ultron” in the next Avengers movie……”Are
you ready for some football?”…..NFL reach settlement awarding players $765MM who
suffered cognitive injuries…..US holds off on strike against Syria & Britain
pulls out on strike…..Kim Jung Un executes his ex-girlfriend by firing squad
along with 10 other people because they shot a porn video……Russian artist gets
arrested after painting a picture of Vladimir Putin in a slip……Mike Tyson
admits abusing alcohol and cocaine……teacher rapes 14 year old student and only
gets 30 days in jail. Judge in the case
apologizes for thoughtless remarks that the 14 year old acted older than her
age and had it coming…..Hookers are giving discounts to their Johns in Nevada.
“Unusual News” with Jeffrey Gurian. Brought to you by GNN, Gurian News Network, “Bringing
you all the news that’s fit to dance to” High Roller shows up at Casino with
Golden Mustache. Follow us @WakeUpDougie @DougieDangerous& Check out Jeffrey Gurian http://www.jeffreygurian.com
Thursday Aug 29, 2013
Aug 29, 2013 with Dougie Almeida, Peter Leonard, Peter Fogel, & Frank Del Pizzo
Thursday Aug 29, 2013
Thursday Aug 29, 2013
What a day in Danger Studios! Peter Leonard & Peter Fogel join Dougie and it doesn't take much time for the two Peters to lay into each other. Hilarity continues as the boys discuss what's trending in Syria, locally, and how Peter Fogel's Plenty of Fish date almost ends up in Peter's bedroom. Tune in, we promise you many laughs with these three. Also, "Let's Be Frank" with Frank Del Pizzo. Frank shares with us how he really doesn't listen to the news.Follow us @WakeUpDougie @DougieDangerous
Wednesday Aug 28, 2013
Aug 28, 2013 with Dougie Almeida, Lenny Travis, & Warren Durso
Wednesday Aug 28, 2013
Wednesday Aug 28, 2013
Today Dougie & Lenny discuss: Syria and the potential
for WWIII….the effect on the Stock Market…..the French are especially pissed at
Syria…Why must America police the world.
Why Saudi Arabia and Israel team up against Syria…..Israel don’t
prepares by distributing gas masks to its citizens……is it cheating if you have
sex on skype? How about if you get a
happy ending during a massage?...Jodie Arias sentencing trial is underway…..How
hard is it to get disability from the government?.....Several reports of Black
on White crime this week…..Where is President Obama now after all this Black on
White crime…should parents be held responsible the actions of their
children? Perhaps jail time and
financial compensation…Lady gives birth to her baby at a sports bar and throws
baby in the toilet and goes back to watch wrestling match…Switzerland have Sex
Boxes! That’s right…..Large cat in
Detroit is killed after terrorizing the neighborhood
“Warren’s Wealth of Wisdom” with Warren Durso
Follow us @WakeUpDougie @DougieDangerous
Tuesday Aug 27, 2013
Aug 27, 2013 with Dougie Almeida & Damien Figler
Tuesday Aug 27, 2013
Tuesday Aug 27, 2013
Today Dougie is joined in the studio by Damien Figler and they discuss:Miley Cyrus's antics at the VMA Awards, Heaven & Hell, Aliens, the group Chicago, Bringer shows, Drugs, &don't forget, Aug. 30th. Damien Figler's Rocking Comedy Show at Catskills Comedy Club in Ft. Lauderdale, Fla. doors open at 8pm $10 two bands and four comics. See you thereFollow us @WakeUpDougie @DougieDangerous & @DChaos666
Monday Aug 26, 2013
Aug 26, 2013 with Dougie Almeida & Peter Leonard
Monday Aug 26, 2013
Monday Aug 26, 2013
Dougie & Peter discuss Monday morning conference calls….Dougie
shares a story of the last time he went bowling…..Football flashback when the
Dolphins played the Patriots and the snow removal guy cleared a spot for the
Patriots kicker….Mark Sanchez from the NY Jets is like the Mr. Bean of
quarterbacks…..Lamar Odom goes missing after being thrown out of the house by
Khloe Kardashian. Seems he’s been
sleeping around and doing Crack…..Donald Trump is being sued by New York
Attorney General for his, “Trump University.”….Dougie shows Peter two golf
trophies he won playing golf. Can you
believe it?.....How will the US handle the situation in Syria?.....How would we
feel if we had our own Civil War and Canada decided to step in and
help?...Ten Dumb Things a Boss Can Say & Much more
Follow us @WakeUpDougie & @DougieDangerous
Friday Aug 23, 2013
Aug 23, 2013 with Dougie Almeida, Lenny Travis, & Jeffrey Gurian
Friday Aug 23, 2013
Friday Aug 23, 2013
TGIF!!! Lenny Travis
joins Dougie as today’s co-host and Lenny asks why the local Improv CC is
hiring people to work in their phone sales department. Dougie explains the 95% fail expectation when
selling on the phone…Florida’s Funniest Comedian Contest enrollment ends this
week. Comedy Central National contest
starts notifying participants in Orlando & Tampa. Local comics wait & see if they have been
chosen….Bradly Manning gets 35 years in jail & now says he wants to go
through gender reassignment surgery to be Chelsea Manning. Now his ass will have its own Wiki Leaks….4
rockets fired into Israel and the “Iron Dome” only intercepted one of them…..Chemical
attack in Syria. Lenny thinks it may be
the CIA trying to bring the US into this war…..NASDAQ shuts down for 3 hours
yesterday in the middle of trading…..Should high frequency trading be
allowed?.....UPS announces they will no longer provide insurance coverage for spousal
dependents should that spouse have other insurance options open to them…….Dougie
admits to benefiting from, “Obama Care”…..Anthony Wieners sex-ting partner, Ms.
Leathers, performs in Porno with actress who has just been diagnosed with the
HIV virus…..Where is Obama, Al Sharpton, & Jesse Jackson regarding the shooting of the
Australian college student by 3 young black men?....Not a good week to work in
retail, Kat Williams attacks employee of Target & Dunkin Donuts employee
gets pistol whipped by couple upset about getting the wrong flavoring in their
coffee…..Lebron James shave his head and goes with the bald look…transgender
star of web series, Hollywood Houseboys, was found dead beaten to death.
“Unusual News” with Jeffrey Gurian. Brought to you by, GNN, Gurian News
Network. “Bringing you all the news that’s
fit to dance to. Today, Jeffrey reports
on a potential bill being reviewed in New York City that will demand all
citizens to wear neck ties in public. Follow us @WakeUpDougie @DougieDangerous @JeffreyGurian & check out more of Jeffrey's work at http://www.jeffreygurian.com
Wednesday Aug 21, 2013
Aug 21, 2013 with Dougie Almeida, Lenny Travis, & Warren Durso
Wednesday Aug 21, 2013
Wednesday Aug 21, 2013
Good Morning! Dougie
is joined by his long time co-host, Lenny Travis and they discuss:
For $60k you could purchase an Aqua Hydro Jet Pack…..Dougie
wonders if his comedy/radio life is affecting his Financial Planning life…..
Ever watch the Nude News Network? Lenny
explains what, “Edging” is…..Why not just watch the news on TV and You Porn on
your computer? ……Lenny shares another colonoscopy story…Cab driver jumps curb
hitting people in Mid-Town Manhattan & Dr. Oz runs to assist…Ever been in a
cab that smelled like Hell?...”Famous Tweets in History”…..Dick Van Dyke’s
Jaguar catches fire while he’s in it……Actor who played Jet Jackson commits
suicide at age 29….Tesla Motors is for real. This is the car of the future…..Copper
may be contributing to Alzheimer’s disease….Lebron James as police give him
escort down wrong way street to get to JZ Justin Timberlake concert......Alex
Rodriguez gets beamed by Boston Red Sox pitcher, Ryan Dempster and Dempster gets
5 game suspension…..Another Sun Fart is on its way to us on Earth….3 black
teenagers shoot a white college baseball player while he’s on a jog cause they
are bored.
Then, “Warren’s Wealth of Wisdom” with Warren Durso. Dougie & Warren discuss Awareness & Conscience,
how bad it’s lacking in our society.
Monday Aug 19, 2013
Aug 19, 2013 with Dougie Almeida, Peter Leonard, & The Rev. Bob Levy
Monday Aug 19, 2013
Monday Aug 19, 2013
Today's Hosts Dougie Almeida & Peter Leonard discuss:..Dougie's comedy weekend in Orlando....Peter Leonard works with comedy legend, London Lee....Dougie has a message to Generation X......New product out there called the Chillow Pillow.....Vladimir Putin means business...Police hand out Free Dorrittos at Hemp Festival in Seattle....& Much more.Also, our new segment"You Know What I'm Saying?" with The Reverend Bob LevyFollow us @WakeUpDougie @DougieDangerous @TheRevBobLevyAlso check out Bob on Youtube at RevBobLevyVLogs
Friday Aug 16, 2013
Aug 16, 2013 with Dougie Almeida, Lenny Travis, & Jeffrey Gurian
Friday Aug 16, 2013
Friday Aug 16, 2013
Today Dougie & Lenny discuss what it must be like to
have a job selling cars…..Dougie explains what the $100k lunch is…..As a
comedian, you have to develop a vault….Why do most comics not like other comics
who can do crowd work?...Hundreds die in Egypt after the government drove over
the people with bulldozers supplied by Caterpillar…..Seems like Crazy is the
only way to deal with Crazy…..former Bachelor star, Gia Allemand, commits
suicide and dies at the age of 29….Whorry sister on the “70s Show” died at
rehab center….Meet Nasa’s asteroid hunter….Update on guy with 100 pound
testicle finally has it removed….We announce the 7 highest paid jobs that are
hiring now…..WWE star Daren Young announces he’s gay. Oh no, a gay wrestler…..Kanye West gets booed
at a LA Dodgers game….Don’t you love it when woman tennis player grunt on the
court.
“Unusual News” with Jeffrey Gurian. Brought to you by GNN, Gurian News Network. “Bringing
you all the news that’s fit to dance to.”
Man tattoos muscular physique on his thin frail body. Follow us @WakeUpDougie @DougieDangerous @JeffreyGurian & More of Jeffrey Gurian at http://www.jeffreygurian.com
Tuesday Aug 13, 2013
Aug 13, 2013 with Dougie Almeida, Tim Hanlon, Esther Ku, & Rev. Bob Levy
Tuesday Aug 13, 2013
Tuesday Aug 13, 2013
Today's hosts, Dougie Almeida, Tim Hanlon, & Esther Ku. Listen in as they discuss:Fixed marriages, bombing on stage, some of the hassles when friends come to see you perform, Virgin Airlines are now hiring comedians to perform on flights, How long should you wait for someone to call you back after leaving a message?, Esther tells us of her recent visit to a Chinese massage parlor in NYC, Don't you hate it when your out of town and everything closes early? Along with our new segment"You Know What I'm Saying" with The Reverend Bob Levy. Bob tells us about his gig at the Borgata and meeting Jay Leno. Also tells us how he's doing living apart from his wife. Follow us @WakeUpDougie @DougieDangerous @EstherKuKu @TimfromDa70s