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Feb 28, 2014 with Dougie Almeida, Lenny Travis, & Jeffrey Gurian

Hey it’s Friday!  Listen in as Dougie & Lenny discuss the Veto of the Arizona Bill that treated Gays unfairly…..It would be great for the Gay community to be able to boast in ten years or so that their divorce rate is much lower than that of the heterosexual community…..Lenny tells us about Lilith, Adam’s first wife in the Garden of Eden…..NASA confirms they have identified 715 new planets…Russia is currently sheltering the recently ousted President of the Ukraine…..Germany wants England to join the European Union….Taco Bell is coming out with their Waffle Taco & Dougie gets the rumbles….It’s never wise to cancel a gig once your booked…..Dougie & Lenny discuss the importance of investing money over a long period of time…..Russian warship docks in Cuban port this week…..Scientist thinks the central part of the US can be protected from tornadoes by building several gigantic walls, 1000 feet high and 100 feet wide in 3 areas of tornado alley…. Woman in New York City has baby in the middle of the street when no one offers to help…..S. Carolina police officer shoots a 70 year old motorist after the man reaches for his cane in the bed of his pick up truck.

Then it's time for "Unusual New" with Jeffrey Gurian.  Today's story, "Hunter Lost in Wilderness Saved by his Mustache."

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Feb 26, 2014 with Dougie Almeida, Minda, & Frank Del Pizzo

Good Morning and welcome to the Wake Up Late with Dougie Show.  Today’s shows hosted by Dougie Almeida & Minda.  Dougie starts off the morning all depressed for some reason.  Then Dougie & Minda discuss the following topics.  Gay athletes in professional sports, the current bill in Arizona for service establishments to have the right to not serve openly gay customers, California is about to suffer a Biblical drought, the photo of German Chancellor Angela Merkel with a Hitler mustache with Netanyahu, Bitcoin exchange shuts down, The age of the robots and drones, kids in California are getting Polio from not getting vaccinated,  Designer Babies, parents will be able to choose from certain traits to design their own baby.  Then we bring you a “Best of” Let’s Be Frank, with Frank Del Pizzo

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Feb 25, 2014 with Dougie Almeida & The Rev. Bob Levy

It’s Tuesday and we are back with Dougie Almeida & the Rev. Bob Levy.  Listen in as Dougie & Bob discuss; Dougie’s weekend working with Rich Vos at Off the Hook Comedy Club…..Actor/Comedian/Writer Harold Ramis dies at age 69…..the guy who had surgery on his 190lbs testicle is doing well now…..What’s up with getting old and getting these skin tags?.....Dougie admits that he likes to pop pimples….Finally, Piers Morgan will be getting fired from CNN…..Dougie & Bob disagree when it comes to the safety of E-cigarettes……Scientist say volcano eruptions are causing pause in global warming……NFL expected to adopt a 15 yard penalty for players using the “N Word”….Then Dougie closes the show with some stories from China. 

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Feb 21, 2014 with Dougie Almeida, Lenny Travis, & Jeffrey Gurian

TGIF & Good Morning!!   Lenny starts the morning off with his amazement of the $16B Facebook purchase of Whats App.  He just can't get over paying $16 billion for anything.  So Dougie & Lenny try to come up with new ideas to sell Facebook.....Dougie thinks of a new app where you can take a photo of your penis and it adds length and girth the photo and if your wife looks at the picture it turns into a photo of a puppy....Then the guys go over the current affairs in Kiev, Ukraine.....Dougie advises Lenny that Amazon offers filters for your underwear to hide the smell of Farts and Dougie praises Amazon....Lenny tells us why he got married...Two men pleaded guilty for beating a man at a Giants vs Dodgers game so bad he's now suffers from brain damage....North Korea has overtaken Iran as the most disliked country amongst Americans....The Hubble telescope finds the oldest objects in the Universe....European Space Agency has plans to build a observation station somewhere between the Earth and the Sun.....New study shows that renting is now more practical then buying.....One person won the $425M Power Ball jackpot and the store that sold it got $1M.
Then it's time for, "Unusual News" brought to you by Jeffrey Gurian.  Today's story, "Surrealistic dentistry lawsuit in San Francisco"

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Feb 20, 2014 with Dougie Almeida, Lenny Travis, Chris Flannigan, & Barry Diamond

Good morning listeners, today joining Dougie in the studio, Lenny Travis and Chris Flannigan.  Dougie & Chris are about to head to comedy contest for $10k and Lenny discusses ideas on how to talk other contestants into agreeing to split the winning prior to the winner being announced….Then a Missouri High School football coach is arrested for abducting and killing a 10 year old girl…..Jerry Sandusky calls in to give his two cents….Dougie asks Chris what’s the worst thing he ever did as a young man….Domino’s pizza manager gets arrested for peeing in a pizza…..Then the boys discuss the woman of the Olympics….Did you know that an asteroid the size of 3 football fields just passed by the Earth on Monday night? ….NASA has a workshop to come up with ideas on how to defend against asteroid strikes…..A 101 year old Florida man announces his intentions to run for Congress…..Two former Navy Seals found dead on the same vessel in the Captain Phillips movie….Chris wins best decorated flamingo contest in his neighborhood…Woman calls 911 because her husband wanted to have sex with her sister…..Then Barry Diamond joins the guys in the studio.  Barry seems to think Dougie is Amish and tells us a bit about working with Jerry Seinfeld & Larry David

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Feb 19, 2014 with Dougie Almeida, Minda, & The Rev. Bob Levy

Good morning, it's Hump Day!  Listen in as Dougie & Minda discuss whether or not its OK for parents to spank their kids.....Do you think it would be relevant if a 15 year old girl who was allegedly raped had breast implants?....Dougie considers whether or not he should use the same jokes in his 3 minutes at the Finals of the Immokalee Seminole Casino Comedian's Ball tonight.....6 people injured on a United flight when it hits severe turbulence....Dougie tells us why he hates cruises....University of Florida professor arrested for secretly filming up students' skirts and cleavage with a camera pen....Dougie tells us how he used to have his girlfriends go with him to strip clubs wearing dresses with no underwear....California artist paints Anti-Obama images all over town.....Jimmy Fallon debut of the All New Tonight Show has over 11 million viewers.....Then the Rev. Bob Levy calls in and tells us about his Special Powers.

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Feb 18, 2014 with Dougie Almeida, Tim Hanlon, & Mike Bocchetti

Good morning!  Today, Dougie & Tim discuss;  The importance of keeping cash around...Why do people think they can't deposit over 10k in cash in their local bank?  Unless your a drug dealer..Comedians should know what's a valid business expense ...Dougie is working on a comedy pilot ....Dougie has an upcoming road trip to Kentucky & West Virginia....Miami artist purposely breaks a $1 Million vase in protest at local gallery.....A good friend and local comic is battling alcohol in LA and we wish him well.....Then our Guest Comic Call In, Mike Bocchetti calls in....& Dougie & Tim close the the morning discussing a few stories like the young girl who killed a man she met on Craig's list and claims she killed another 22 people.

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Feb 14, 2014 with Dougie Almeida, Lenny Travis, & Jeffrey Gurian

Happy Valentine’s Day!  What did you get your loved one today?  Dougie thinks about getting a woman to come give his wife an erotic massage……Boy, we eat well when working at Tavolino Della Nonna…Barry Diamond will be headlining Tavolino’s Feb 19th…..Some comedians need to realize that having 25 minutes really means having 45…..Good move to send your girl flowers on Valentine’s Day to her place of business and never send just one dozen……Dougie had a girl break up with him on Valentine’s Day back in college……If a woman breaks up with you, you need to get right back on the saddle and find a hotter chick…..Dougie tried smoking from a vapor pen and it was Amazing!!!......Hey ladies, here’s a quick bit of advice, we men don’t want flowers for Valentine’s Day…..Big Win for the Miami Heat against Golden State Warriors!  Listen in to the final 14 seconds……Bruce Jenner’s family claims he’s not going through gender re-assignment, he just has Michael Jackson syndrome……Clint Eastwood saved the life of a PGA Tournament Director by using the Heimlich maneuver…..OJ Simpson goes on hunger strike in prison…..Comcast Cable will buy Time Warner for over $46Billion.

Then it’s time for, “Unusual News” with Jeffrey Gurian.  Today’s story, “Club goer from the 70’s loses legs to tight pants”

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Feb 13, 2014 with Dougie Almeida, Lenny Travis, & Toast

Good Morning Listeners!  Today, Dougie is joined in the studio by Lenny Travis & Toast…..Looks like the Northeast is preparing for another Snow Storm……was there ever a city less prepared for the snow and ice then Atlanta? Stock Market rebounds from its recent correction…..Dougie & Lenny tell you how to answer the flight attendant when she asks you, “Are you willing to assist people in the event of an evacuation of the plane?”  Lenny tells us about his recent trip to New York and working on the Gov’s Radio Show…….Dougie, Lenny, & Toast discuss how many is too many when doing a radio show…..The guys poke fun at Peter Leonard, who’s still home recuperating from his surgery….The guys think they can put together their own Olympic Curling team…..Dougie & Toast discuss Subway Subs, Chick-Filet, & eating right…..Is there anything better than drinking a Slurpee when your high?.....Then in Sports, Michael Sam’s father changes his tune on his feelings of his son’s announcement of being gay. How will this change things in the NFL?...Dougie & Toast discuss the importance of being liked in sales…..There should be a universal sign at Asian Massage Parlors that you want a “Happy Ending”….Former New Orleans Mayor, Ray Nagin, found guilty on 20 counts of corruption……The comedy world lost a great one, Sid Ceaser at the age of 91….Bitcoin has issues and shuts down exchange.

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Feb 12, 2014 with Dougie Almeida, Minda, & Frank Del Pizzo

Good Morning listeners!  Today Dougie & Minda get a little deep.  They discuss potential war with Iran, expression  "Fake it till you make it", Shirley Temple is dead, the shortage of woman in China, & 6 Jobs that pay over $50 an hour & Much More!!  Then it's time for, "Let's Be Frank" with Frank Del Pizzo

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Feb 11, 2014 with Dougie Almeida, Tim Hanlon, & The Rev. Bob Levy

Good Morning and welcome to the Wake Up Late with Dougie Show!  Today's hosts, Dougie Almeida & Tim Hanlon Along with "You Know What I'm Saying" with the Rev. Bob Levy.  Dougie & Tim start the morning trying to write some topical jokes using these three trending stories; "Obama administration considers using drones to assassinate US citizens expected of terrorist activities", "OSU's Defensive End, Michael Sam announces he's gay", & "Iraqi suicide bomb class blows up".  Then Bob Levy calls in to bust Dougie's balls a bit. 

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Feb 7, 2014 with Dougie Almeida, Frank Del Pizzo, & Jeffrey Gurian

Good morning listeners!  Dougie is all by himself today in the studio.  He brings us these stories; Astronomers are baffled that the Polaris, the North Star is getting brighter…..Terrorist may be bringing bomb materials on planes in toothpaste tubes….Young scientist develop robots to patrol museum in England…..Rolling Stone says best SNL skit ever, Chris Farley, “In a van down by the river”…then it’s time for “Let’s Be Frank with Frank Del Pizzo.  Frank & Dougie discuss the upcoming Finals of the Comedian’s Ball at Immokalee Seminole Casino on Feb 19th & Frank tells us about his new job……Then it’s time for the “Unusual News” with Jeffrey Gurian.  Brought to you by GNN, Gurian News Network. Today’s story,

“A 9’2 inch tall basketball player was signed by the NBA”

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Feb 6, 2014 with Dougie Almeida, Minda, & Jim Florentine

Good Morning!  Minda joins Dougie in the studio today and Dougie wants to saint all the Island woman nurses who have to put up with & take care of old people all day, especially the nurses of hospice…….Radio Shack is the Waffle House of technology stores…..CVS will stop selling cigarettes, they’re probably making room for the Medicinal Weed.  People who sell cigarettes should put them between the breathing apparatus machines and body prosthetic...…Minda says she buys her condoms at Walgreen's after going to their liquor store…..Dougie asks if it’s the girls duty to keep a condom handy.  Because guys hate carrying condoms around only to be found by his girlfriend in his pocket when she does his laundry…..Dougie tells us about his LifeSpring experience…..Floridians will be able to vote for Medical Weed in Nov 2014 & Dougie asks Pot Heads, “Don’t Smoke till you Vote” Wait to smoke then vote…..Minda tells us of potential new technology where images and technology can be etched into our retina for immediate recall or use…..Snowboarder, Shaun White pulls out of Slope style event at the Sochi Olympics because he says it’s too dangerous…..Do you think shivering can help with weight lose?....What a pain in the ass it must be to live in the snow…..Winner of the Biggest Loser may have lost too much weight…then Jim Florentine joins us in the studio and discuss woman wearing lingerie…..upcoming celebrity boxing match between George Zimmerman and DMX…Jim tells us how easy it was to hook up with hot chicks here in Florida compared to New Jersey…..Wawa is coming down here to Florida.  If you never had a sandwich at Wawas stop by when you’re traveling up North…then we get into a conversation of the current state of terrestrial radio…..Jim discusses his TV show Metal Show which airs Saturday nights on VH-1……4 people were arrested for selling drugs to Phillip Seymour Hoffman…..Clay Aiken announces he will be running for Congress.

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Feb 04, 2014 with Dougie Almeida, Tim Halon, & the Rev. Bob Levy

Good morning Listeners, join Dougie & Tim Hanlon as the discuss the Super Bowl parties they attended.....which Super Bowl commercials worked and which ones didn't....Controversy over the Coca Cola commercial....Archeologist discover a new pyramid that predates the Pyramids of Giza.....Then Bob Levy calls in to discuss the Super Bowl....the death of Phillip Seymour Hoffman....Dougie & Bob compare drinking stories.....so called friends that use you for who you are....Bob finds out Tim is David Grohl's cousin and Bob starts to kiss his ass.....Up coming George Zimmerman vs. Kanye West Celebrity Boxing match...Dougie shares a video that's on his Facebook page of Spanish sports commentator who loses it watching while watching the ass of a hot female runner.....Do you think to government is manipulating the weather?.....Have you ever seen 3D printing? its amazing....Scientist claim that the HPV vaccine will not lead to teenage sex.  That Alcohols job....& Dougie advises young men & woman how to recognize when your partner has the HPV virus.

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