Monday Monday…..Dougie & Lenny discuss new comedy venue in Naples, Wise Guy Comedy & Supper Club…Mother of Boston Bombers claim everything was fake. Russians intercept phone call with her and her oldest son, Tameran, about going to Pakistan….If you want to find out how to do anything, go to Google….What if Google reported people who looked up things that threaten National Security?..FBI release Elvis impersonator for supposedly mailing ricin and arrest Tae Kwon Do instructor in Mississippi….Country legend, George Jones dies at 81 years old….Dougie’s only exposure to the South was Hee Haw TV Show….OKC chances of winning NBA Title not looking so good with Westbrook out for the season…Dougie plays his comedy clip from Comedy Time TV….Building owner of 8 story building in India that collapsed last week was arrested today…Israel shoots down Iranian drone & the US asks Israel to show restraint. With Syria using chemical weapons, it won’t be long before WWIII begins.
TGIF! Dougie & Lenny bring you, “What’s Trending”….So how did the first Stand Up Guys Comedy Show go? Lenny wasn’t too impressed with the girls at the club…..Great room for comedy so come out when you’re in South Florida Shows every Wed at 8:30pm at Goldfinger Gentleman’s Club in the Gold Room….Building in India collapses and kills over 280 people. There are no building codes in India….Dougie & Lenny rag on our Gov’t. Dougie thinks all politicians should take a 50% cut in pay until we come up with a solid budget….Some girls would answer the phone in a married man’s hotel room, but a hooker would know better…..Israel shoots down a drone over their air space. Hezbollah denies it’s there’s….Will Miami pay to upgrade Dolphin’s Stadium?...No one wants to claim the body of the dead Boston Marathon bomber. Perhaps we should just drop him in the streets of Boston…Lenny wants to know more about, “Game of Thrones” especially the midget actor. For the record, Dougie loves Peter Dinklage….Is homosexuality growing?......Another story about a priest caught with child pornography…In New York City, 38 year old woman is mugged by two 10 years old kids in Central Park.
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Dougie & Peter discuss how it's not always a good idea to conduct business with friends.....Peter breaks up with his married girlfriend again.....What were some of the ugliest cars you could remember?.....Woman should be suspicious when your guy Man grooms before going out with his friends…Rumors of Ozzy and Sharon Osborne getting divorced are discussed….How would you feel if your kid was transgender or gay?......Ever get violent with someone in your family? Then.."Let's Be Frank" with Frank Del Pizzo. Frank & Dougie discuss youth sports and how crazy the coaches can be
Dougie read books in college and Lenny used them to roll joints….ever participate in a circle jerk? Football player trying to get in the NFL is openly gay & yes, he is a kicker….Lenny is preparing for tonight’s Comedy Show at Goldfinger Gentleman’s club by wearing his spy glasses….Hackers hijack Twitter and post that White House was attacked and Pres. Obama was injured. Stock market dropped 141pts and rallied back in just minutes after tweet was disproven…Bill Gates is very unprofessional when meeting the President of S.Korea by shaking her hand with only one hand and the other in his pocket…..Dougie & Lenny share their own proper etiquette…. Canadian Mounties stop a terrorist plot of AlQueda members to blow up passenger train in Canada…..News broadcaster in North Dakota gets fired on his first day for using vulgarities on the air LIVE! We have audio….Seems Syria may be using chemical weapons on their own people…..Paul Kevin Curtis,guy arrested for sending Ricin to White House released on bond…. Netflix combats password sharers with Family Plan
“Warren’s Wealth of Wisdom” with Warren Durso. Do you believe in UFOs?
Together in Danger Studios, Dougie, Michael, & Esther....discuss; Did anyone notice how HUGE the Boston Marathon Bomber's noses are/were?
How do you feel about Big Brother watching?......Esther calls her comic friend in Boston.....Dougie & Michael get booked at Hard Rock Improv!!....Esther will be on MTV's "Girl Code" Tues. Apr 23 at 10:30 est.....Listen in and share our laughter
Mondays are always great with Dougie & Lenny.....today tune in as the boys review the difference between the Boston Bomber's Father & Uncle...David Ortiz of the Boston Red Sox Drops the "F Bomb" in opening speech before MLB game & FCC ignores it.....It's too easy to make fun of these idiot brothers, so Dougie & Lenny continue to do it....Then "Ku & Her Krew" with Esther Ku
TGIF! Dougie & Lenny discuss the Fertilizer plant explosion and the continued search for the Boston Marathon bombers....Be sure to help your wife around the house. It helps you get more, "Boom boom"....Lenny still wondering how his wife feels about our weekly gig at Goldfinger Gentleman's Club in the Gold Room 8:30pm every Wed in Sunrise, Fla.....Introducing our newly invented, "Glitter Magnet" It removes all glitter from your body....Stand Up Guys have been asked to start a Sunday night room. Unfortunately, it's right across from the Hard Rock Improv in Hollywood.....Report on NBA Playoffs and Miami Heat's chances....Update on North Korea.....Asian woman in New Jersey files suit against CVS for an employee identifying her as "Ching Chong" Lee.....People who ware Google Glasses are told to never sell them or offer to anyone else.
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Today, Dougie & Peter mostly vent. That's right, Dougie has a client that fires him after 8 years for charging % to manager their money. client earned 6% net annual return over those 8 years, survived the financial crisis in 2007, and received regular reviews every 3 months. Hope they move the money to Bernie Madoff.....People today have no idea of reality.....Peter asks Dougie if he should cash in his daughter's college fund....No arrests yet in Boston Marathon bombing...We get to hear how Iran feels about the bombing in Boston....What's the world coming to?
Then, "Let's Be Frank" with Frank Del Pizzo. Frank asks the question, "Why are things so expensive these days?"
Dougie & Lenny discuss potential culprits in the Boston Marathon bombing....N. Korean Leader Kim Jung Un claims it was him...Psy has a new song & we take a listen.....Earthquakes in Iran & people are blaming the Jews.....Now that woman are allowed to participate in combat, they need to re-design the military's body armor.....6 year old boy takes his family car for a spin last Saturday morning. & Then
"Warren's Wealth of Wisdom" with Warren Durso
Warren discusses his theories on the Boston bombing & where it fits in the big scheme of things.
Dougie, Esther, & Michael eat at Korean BBQ before the show....Esther strums the guitar & eventually plays a song....Michael tells us people haven't changed at all over the years.....We find out that Esther can get violent....Dougie tells us about an X with the initial, "K" that keyed his car.....& Esther calls her Mom and drops the "F Bomb"
It's Tax Day! Dougie & Lenny discuss Obama's 2012 tax return, as well as Joe Bidens.....Police officer in Melbourne gets fired for using targets at gun range that resemble Trayvon Martin's hoodie and skittles image.....Teacher in Queens sleeps with her students and the student's girlfriends turn her in....Trayvon Martin's parents win wrongful death case against homeowners association that employed, George Zimmerman. Award expected to be just over $1MM.
Then Esther Ku calls in and discusses; Fast food, Korean BBQ, Invites us to watch "Girl Code" on MTV Tuesday Apr 23rd at 10:30pm
TGIF and no WWIII yet….N. Korean missiles are old Soviet sub missiles….Man tries to saw of his arms in a Home Depot, guess he thought it was a half off sale….KPMG partner, Scott London shown in photograph taking $5k in cash passing insider information has been fired and now criminal investigation is underway…Lady in Canada wins $40MM in Lottery. At first she thought she only won $40k….Father runs over his 2 year old daughter with his lawnmower chopping off both of her feet…..Legislation to limit the capacity of gun clips is not going to be passed due to fact that someone would just get more clips….New study determines that bras do not keep woman’s breasts firmer, it actually makes them more saggy…..Django Unchained was pulled from movie theaters in China….Steven Hawking says, “Humans will not survive next 1000 years unless they evacuate Earth.”….81 year old man was a primary dealer of narcotics and prescription drug ring in Seminole County, Fla. What’s your retirement plan?....Congressman Weiner is thinking of rising again….DC Comics introduces first Transgender character. Well the Human Torch is flaming…..Man in Belarus takes video of beaver and gets bitten to death in the process.
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Peter notices that Dougie has done something different with his goatee and Peter thinks Dougie looks like Errol Flynn.....Dougie is getting to the gym every morning, mainly due to tall the hot woman working out there....What's your favorite dish to order at an Italian restaurant.....If you do karaoke, what song do you sing?....Lindsey Lohan appeared on David Letterman & we have a clip....Lance Armstrong should consult with Charlie Sheen on how to come back from a major fall....Dougie take a walk down memory lane and what music triggered it....Any coincidence that Archie Bunker & Al Bundy had the same initials?.....Do you think kids watching TV shows back in the 50-60s asked their parents why the parents on TV were sleeping in separate beds?...Dougie shares some child hood stories of his first glimpses of seeing grown woman naked.
& "Let's Be Frank" with Frank Del Pizzo
Dougie & Lenny go over these news stories, US Navy has a new laser, N. Korea warns S. Korea to evacuate, Lenny gets in trouble with his wife for doing comedy show at strip club, student stabs 14 people in community college in Texas, KPMG gets fired by Herbalife for leaking information, Dougie rants against VP Joe Bidden and his gun control plea.
Then, "Warren's Wealth of Wisdom" Warren & Dougie discuss mosquito drones, is the US using Bird Flu as a biological weapon against China? Was the US behind earthquake in Iran? & More.
Dougie & Michael talk about their new Comedy Venue, “Stand Up Guys Comedy Show” to be held every Wednesday 8:30pm in the Gold Room located at Goldfinger Gentleman’s Club in Sunrise, Fla… Everyon who attends will get a FREE Glitter Removal Kit....Dougie & Michael go over who is already on the list of Headliners, Features, & Guest Spots…Of course, they don’t want to discuss anymore how NYCC wrote them bad checks and got mad at them for expecting to get paid….Then Esther Ku joins us on the Skype line (Skype still not a sponsor)….Michael admits to learning to play the accordion as a child. It was a bright red one…..What do you think of someone who is 50 and never been married?....What makes a Stand Up Guy?....Margaret Thatcher & Annette Funicello pass away….Is what was sexy then, sexy now?...Is our country making too much of, “Gay Marriage”? ….Our society here in the US feels entitled. Kids today are being brought up lacking character….Scientist say expect more turbulence when you fly due to climate change…Who do you think is more inspirational, Joel Osteen or Oprah?.....US Navy tested a laser system that successfully shot down a drone…..US Gov’t will spend millions of dollars to capture an asteroid and put it next to the moon….Do you believe in UFOs?....9 year old gets sent home from school cause of his Mohawk hair style.
Dougie & Lenny discuss Basketball, NCAA Final Four and Miami Heat Playoff outlook….Stand Up Guys Comedy Show every Wed 8:30pm in the “Gold Room” located at Goldfinger Gentlemen’s Club in Sunrise, Fla. Lenny doesn’t plan on telling his wife that he’ll be working at a strip club….Fla has adopted law to have all Welfare recipients begin being drug tested….US Military cancel test of its ICBM due to tension with N. Korea. Also, China makes vague reference to N. Korea on current tensions and comments concerning world peace….Dougie explain how to deal with someone who’s being aggressive with you…..Regime change in Iran would not change their nuclear policy…..VP Joe Biden mentions, “New World Order”, at press conference…..JayZ and Beyonce go to Cuba for no apparent reason….Woman in Uganda can spend 10 years in jail if they go out in public with a mini skirt…Shakira makes it public that her ex-husband is suing her for $100MM….Have you seen the new TV Show, “Splash”?....NASA has new plans on corralling an asteroid and have it orbit the moon. All this while Pres. Obama wants to raise taxes on the rich again and looks like the Old people are going to get screwed with entitlement cuts….Looks like several NFL Players will come out for being openly gay….& the Rolling Stones announce another tour. How old are these guys?
Dougie & Lenny bring you, "What's Trending" Rutger's basketball coach gets fired for basically being a asshole....Let's bring back the label, "Jive Turkey"....Lenny may have overreacted about canceling his Headline weekend at NYCC.....Kim Jung Un claims he has more maneuverable, small, nuclear weapons....Roger Ebert dies, Two Thumbs down.....Buffalo Bills, wide receiver, Stevie Johnson, suggests to N. Korea to bomb Foxborough, MA....There's a lot of interest in improving the condom....2 California hikers go missing on Easter Sunday and last one found clinging to a cliff....Marijuana Legalization Poll reveals highest approval rating ever over 52% in favor of legalization....Lenny quit smoking weed, unfortunately, he's now addicted to Xanax....10 & 11 year old boys arrested in Feb for plotting to kill a girl in their class who they claimed was, "Annoying"....Saudi Arabian court sentence someone to be paralyzed. "Eye for an eye"....Dougie campaigns for all of us to be able to, "Bitch Slap" someone at least once a month....Domino's & McDonald workers go on strike for more pay. Here's an idea, work somewhere else.....Clark Gable's son gets arrested for DUI after hitting 6 parked cars. That would do it.
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Dougie & Peter spend most of the show venting about Ignorance....Gay marriage, N. Korea, Bad checks, people who cheat...& more
then, "Let's Be Frank" with Frank Del Pizzo
Lenny meets a MILF at his pool...In the Comedy Club Check Saga, the checks cleared, Lenny may have overreacted.....Don't you just love the expression, "Or Else" ? .......Is ignorance tolerable?.....Archeologist find the Gates to Hell in SW Turkey..... Gang rape of US Woman in Brazil... Man imprisoned for arson in Arizona for 40 years is let go due to evidence overturning his guilty verdict......Texas prosecutor and wife were shot in Texas supposedly by member of white supremacist group.....Georgia town passed law to have all citizens poses a gun and ammo.....Police officer leaves his gun in a Macy's dressing room.....North Korea continues to warn of attack and US officials say they see no military movement.
"Warren's Wealth of Wisdom" with Warren Durso
Dougie, Lenny, & Esther are all together in the studio & later joined by Manny Garavito. Today is Dougie's Birthday and all and any topics are available to discuss.....Listen for yourselves.