Wake Up Late with Dougie Show
2020-12
Episodes
Tuesday Dec 29, 2020
Dec 29, 2020 with Dougie Almeida, Al Ernst & Chris Johnston
Tuesday Dec 29, 2020
Tuesday Dec 29, 2020
Show Opens with Al telling us how he got into pro wrestling & ended his career 0-339. Then Chris shares what it was like performing in arenas on the "Practical Joker Comedy Tour". 12 mountain climbers die by avalanche in Iran, while Dougie won't even get on a ladder & scientist try to claim some bad effects of smoking marijuana & Dougie calls Bullshit!
"The News is a Joke"
"Wendy’s Employee Reportedly Shot Over Argument About Extra Dipping Sauce", "China lowers age of criminal responsibility to 12 after high-profile offenses committed by children", "Refill ban for sugary drinks", "Passenger flight in Nepal lands in wrong city", "Woman Turns up Pregnant While in a Vegetative State", & "Kentucky man uses flamethrower to clear snow from driveway"
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Tuesday Dec 22, 2020
Dec 22, 2020 with Dougie Almeida, Jeffrey Gurian & Trixx
Tuesday Dec 22, 2020
Tuesday Dec 22, 2020
Show Opens with the guys all realizing they all survived Covid-19, but Jeffrey had it bad & if it wasn't for a thin curtain separating him from his hospital roommate from Wuhan, he may not have made it. Then the guys discuss the difference between appeasing your audience & doing your own thing on stage. The importance of fighting for what you want and being undeniable. Jeffrey says, New York City is a ghost town. Did you hear Tom Cruise's rant? & How about them hallucinogenics
The News is a Joke
"North Carolina fraternity members, students allegedly trafficked $1.5M in drugs", "US judge says parents owe son over trashed porn collection", "Italian woman mauled to death by five pet Czechoslovakian wolfdogs", "Woman's 34O boobs 'won't stop growing' leaving her in constant back pain", "Illegal winery found at Alabama wastewater plant", & "Man Is Jailed After Taking Jet Ski Across Irish Sea to See Girlfriend"
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Sunday Dec 20, 2020
Dec 15, 2020 with Dougie Almeida, Tommy Savitt & James Yon
Sunday Dec 20, 2020
Sunday Dec 20, 2020
Show Opens with discussions on such things as; Winning & Losing comedy contest, Trigger Words in Comedy, Dougie either pulled his groin or popped a hernia & James & Tommy share their most recent painful experiences, Worst memory of past Christmases, Will Facebook Survive? Is a Big Screen TV ever too big? & Tommy claims "The Red Zone" is "Crack"
The News is a Joke
"Woman dies after dropping iPhone in bath while it was charging", "Chinese “iron crotch” kung fu masters fight to preserve a painful-looking tradition", "China recommends flight attendants wear diapers", "Drugs recalled after 'mix-up' packages depression medication and erectile dysfunction drug together", "Breakdancing gets Olympic status to debut at Paris in 2024", "Those naughty Santa cookies are selling out fast at Minnesota Target stores", "Taking the drug Ecstasy appears to help solve marriage problems, scientists discover", "Porch pirate steals bait box filled with cat poop", & "Covid 19 coronavirus: Santa Claus infects dozens at Belgium aged-care home"
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Thursday Dec 10, 2020
Dec 8, 2020 with Dougie Almeida, Eddie Brill & DJ Sandhu
Thursday Dec 10, 2020
Thursday Dec 10, 2020
Show Opens with discussions on such things as; Will comedy clubs survive in New York & California? Will you take the Covid-19 vaccine? Japan brings back material from an asteroid & Are aliens sharing the Earth with humans?
The News is a Joke
"Escaped sheep wanders into hotel, waits for elevator", "Namibia: Man named after Adolf Hitler wins local election", "Woman killed husband, then stabbed own vagina to claim self-defense’, "Ultra-conservative MP leaps from window as Belgian police raid orgy for breaking Covid rules", "Relationship breakdown at potters' association over dildo workshop", "Phallic landmark statue in Germany mysteriously disappears; police investigating", & "A man grabbed a 350-pound bear by the throat and punched it in the face to save his pitbull dog from an attack"
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Thursday Dec 03, 2020
Dec 1, 2020 with Dougie Almeida, Jen Hellman & Rick Overton
Thursday Dec 03, 2020
Thursday Dec 03, 2020
Show Opens with Dougie & Jen welcoming special guest, Rick Overton! Listen in as they discuss such things as; Ghost in the Machine, Screw the 1%, Did you see the Mike Tyson Roy Jones Jr. fight? Dave Chappel asks us not to watch "The Chappelle Show", & congrats to Sarah Fuller for becoming the first woman to play in a Power 5 College football game.
Word of the Day "Pedant"
Straight From the Headlines
"Fuggedaboutit: Austrian village named 'F---ing' to change name after unwanted tourist attention", "Hackensack Board Member Who Opposed LGBTQ Curriculum Resigns After Embarrassing Zoom Incident", "Belgian Town Goes Viral for Installing Phallic-shaped Christmas Lights, Mayor Issues Apology", "Oregon Man Sues Doctor Who Was Allegedly Having an Affair With His Wife", "An American tourist who stole and inscribed a note on a shard of ancient Roman marble mailed it back to Italy, apologizing for being an 'a--hole', & "British Airways investigating reports stewardess is offering sexual services between flights", & "Detained 'drug smuggler' cat escapes Sri Lanka prison"
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