Wake Up Late with Dougie Show

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Jan 31, 2017 with Dougie Almeida, Peter Leonard, & Elgin David

Welcome to the Wake Up Late with Dougie Show

Dougie, Peter Leonard & Elgin David, Open The Show with discussions on such things as; Elgins choice in clothing, Peter heard the Oscars may be canceled due to Trump's Immigration Ban, what if Russian intel caused the timing of the suden ban, & Dougie gets phylisophical.

Segment Two

Dougie joins Starbucks Protest, Snowflakes protest UBER, Man dressed like pimp punches Bisop in Church, & 26 year old man dies after tooth infection spreads to his lungs.

Straight From the Headlines

"Man mauled to death after climbing fence to avoid paying for zoo ticket in China", "Mechanic finds 31 pounds of cocaine hidden in nose of American Airlines plane", "Florida pastor caught with man's wife, flees naked", & "Deer crashes through window of Tennessee gym, runs laps", & "Standing up straight could help symptoms of depression – study"

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Jan 30, 2017 with Dougie Almeida, Ciro Dobric, & Jon Schaefer

Welcome to the Wake Up Late with Dougie Show

Join Dougie & today's co-host, Ciro Dobric & Jon Schaefer, as they Open the Show with discussions on; "Talking Shit" & getting along with fellow comics, President Trump's Immigration Ban, & Jon tells us about his ne project, "Jimmy The Killer Dick"

Segment Two

Relatives accused of abandoning Calif. man with dementia in UK parking lot, Men in animal costumes raped child repeatedly, & Michigan man whose sentence was commuted by Obama killed: media

Straight From the Headlines

"Cops: Woman hit officer with hands while doing sword tricks", "Pair Had Sex While Kids Were In The Car", "Speeding Driver Gives Police The Most Ridiculous Excuse", "Burger King workers sold marijuana at drive-thru", & "China girlfriend rental app gets leg up from Lunar New Year demand"

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Jan 26, 2017 with Dougie Almeida, Thai Rivera, & Brandon Scott Wolf

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Join Dougie & today's guests, Thai Rivera & Brandon Scott Wolf, as they Open the Show establising Dougie's not a dick head. As well as discuss such things as; remembering lines, Mexican Spanish, New York City Comics, Open Mics, Set Lists, &  Showcases vs. Traditional Comedy Shows.

Segment Two

Guys give some advice for young comics, Discuss various comedy scenes, Losing your regular non-comedian friends over time, & is there any subject matter off limits for comics?

Straight From the Headlines

"A woman flew through a tornado in a bathtub and survived", "Florida Woman Arrested For Pelting Police Officer With Her "Wet" Used Tampon", & "Feeling down? Take off all your clothes: Being naked makes us happier and more satisfied with our bodies"

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Jan 24, 2017 with Dougie Almeida, Peter Leonard, & Elgin David

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Join Dougie & today's co-hosts, Peter Leonard & Elgin David, as they Open the Show discussing such things as; being a blue colar guy in a white colar world, Bad attorneys, & they listen to audio of a woman getting kicked of plane for verbally abusing a Trump supporter.

Segment Two

Want to hear about some "Scumbags"? Woman Kidnapped, Beat, Robbed Man She Met Online For Sex, Fortune Teller Fined For Brainwashing Client Into Becoming A Prostitute!, & Video shows attorney hypnotizing woman for sex.

Straight From the Headlines

"Photo Shows $20M That Feds Found Hidden in Bed", "Florida Creep, 27, Busted For Squirting Hair Conditioner On Backsides Of Women Shopping At Target", "Michigan Man, 54, Arrested For 14th Time For Drunk Driving", "10-year-old boy drives to store, speeds away in police chase", "Burglary suspect left keys, cellphone at the scene", & "Roses? No, try roaches for an unusual Valentine's Day gift"

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Jan 23, 2017 with Dougie Almeida & Jon Levine

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Join Dougie & today's co-host, Jon Levine, as they Open the Show discussing their gig at Rocky Gap Casino in Maryland.  Dougie witnesses a old white man, call his fellow comic the "N" Word, at his gig in West Virginia. Dougie raves about Southwest Airlines & let's us all know what he would do if someone ever spit on him.

Segment Two

Madonna drops the "F" Bomb on daytime TV, mentions thinking of blowing up the White House, & now under investigation by the Secret Service. Katie Rich of ‘S.N.L.’ Is Suspended for Tweet Mocking Barron Trump, & British submarine fires errant missle towards Fla.

Straight From the Headlines

"Pats fan who pulled alarm at Steelers hotel told cops he was drunk", "Police Looking For Man Who Stole Two Pizzas Dressed As Beer Bottle", "Idiot Who Shined Laser At Helicopter Gets Three Years in Prison", "Trucker loses trailer of 38,000 pounds of marbles on I-465", "Truck company owner charged with evading $1 million in tolls", & "Passengers scream as Florida alligator leaps into airboat"

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Jan 17, 2017 with Dougie Almeida & Elgin David

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Join Dougie & today's co-host, Elgin David, as the Open the Show discussing such things as;  arguments here on the show, local comic, Jordan Garnett here's from Haters after Dallas Cowboy loss, & Dougie gets the Marriott to house comics for Wise Guys Comedy Shows.

Segment Two

Pentagon successfully tests micro-drone swarm, Putin Says Accusations in Trump Dossier Are ‘Clearly Fake’, & Incredible plans unveiled for world's first 'floating city' in the middle of the Pacific Ocean

Straight From the Headlines

"First Drive-Thru Rage Arrest Of 2017 Comes Courtesy Of A McDonald's In Florida", "Sexual assault question part of math homework assignment", "Airline Debuts Female-Only Seating to Combat In-Flight Sex Attacks", & "Masseuse, 70, Busted After Offering To Lend Undercover Cop A Hand (For $60)"

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Jan 16, 2017 with Dougie Almeida, Talia Brahms, & Jon Levine

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Join Dougie & today's co-hosts, Talia Brahms & Jon Levine, as they Open the Show wishing everyone a Happy Martin Luther Kind Day!! Dougie asks, do you think one way to have Peace in the Middle East, is for US & Russia to be friends?  & Dougie & Jon argue over questions asked of Martin Luther King Jr. III by the press after meeting with Donald Trump. 

Segment Two

Ringling Bros. decides to close their tents, F.B.I. Arrests Wife of Killer in Orlando Mass Shooting, Teen to Reunite With Birth Parents After Allegedly Being Abducted By Woman She Thought Was Her Mom, & Stark Inequality: Oxfam Says 8 Men as Rich as Half the World

Straight From the Headlines

"Mother says she’s done having children after giving birth to 14-pound baby", "Taco Bell is going national with fried chicken taco shell", "Man Accused Of Repeatedly Sexually Assaulting Pit Bull", "Man With Mom's Name Tattooed On Chest Is Arrested For Battering Her", & "San Francisco man returns 100-year overdue library book"

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Jan 11, 2017 with Dougie Almeida, Peter Leonard, & Ethan Moore

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Join Dougie & today's co-hosts, Peter Leonard & Ethan Moore, as they Open the Show discussing such things as; the use of the expressions, "No worries" & "My bad", Drug addiction, & Dougie shares some challenges of booking a room.

Segment Two

The guys focus on;  Phil Simms Farted On Camera During Steelers-Dolphins Game, 17 arrested in Kim Kardashian’s Jewel hiest,  Congressional Black Caucus to Re-Hang Anti-Cop ‘Police as Pigs’ Painting in Capital Citing ‘Constitution’, & California's Famed Giant Sequoia Destroyed by Heavy Flooding

Straight From the Headlines

"Sheriff: Misdirected text invites deputy to meth delivery", "Two animals from totally different species found having sex by scientists", "Prankster behind 'Hollyweed' sign surrenders to Los Angeles police", "Cops: Woman, 61, Clobbered Hubby For Sex Refusal", & "Woman, 32, Arrested For Distributing Naked Photos Of Her Ex-Husband"

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Jan 9, 2017 with Dougie Almeida, Talia Brahms, & Jon Levine

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Join Dougie & today's co-hosts, Talia Brahms & Jon Levine, as they Open the Show discussing such things as; Living in the cold, what's your favorite beer, Dougie can understand why comics commit suicide, & in lieu of last week's shooting at Hollywood/Ft Lauderdale Airport, Dougie asks, "What would you do if you were behind the guy when he pulls out his gun?

Segment Two

Meryl Streep's Golden Globes speech sparks outrage among MMA fans, & Bruce Buffer: Amanda Nunes is ‘like Chuck Liddell with a clitoris’, Ronda Rousey needs a new camp

Straight From the Headlines

"85-year-old Texas man helps pull 2 women from burning car", "Annual No Pants Subway Ride hits cities around the world", "Woman drives into river to avoid cops, boozes as car floats", "Naked woman who stole deputy's truck in custody after chase", "Police: Texas man caught with cocaine hidden under belly fat", & "Deputies mistake kitty litter for meth; after 3 days in jail, suspect cleared"

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Jan 4, 2017 with Dougie Almeida, Peter Leonard, & Elgin David

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Join Dougie & today's co-hosts, Peter Leonard & Elgin David, as they Open the Show with discussions on the movie "Rouge One", people in Florida keep driving into canals, the guys remember the Movie & TV show, "MASH", & what do you think of the new "Celebrity Apprentice"

Segment Two

The guys choose their Top 3 Dead Pool Celebrities, Julian Assange claims the Russians had nothing to do with the hack, & Bengals’ Pacman Jones accused of head-butting cops, spitting

Straight From the Headlines

"Akron home sells for $1 under Ohio's new public auction law", "Surgical forceps removed from Vietnamese man after 18 years", "Crack dealer prisoner posts videos and photos on Instagram of wild Christmas party with inmates in Santa hats", "Semen syringe squirter arrested after reign of terror at US malls" & "Teen Had Loaded Revolver In Her Vagina"

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Jan 3, 2017 with Dougie Almeida, Ciro Dobric, & Ethan Moore

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Join Dougie & today's guests comedians, Ciro Dobic & Ethan Moore.  Listen in as they Open the Show discussing such things as; Top 10 Comedy Movies, Ethan explains what happened between Fasil Malik & John Gregory and accusations of joke stealing & Cryptomnesia,

Segment Two

Ciro & Ethan had their own similiar joke issue, Rhonda Rousey Gets Knocked the Fuck Out Again, Carrie Fisher & Debbie Reynolds Die 1 Day Apart, &  Mariah Carey's New Year's Eve Performance Drama

Straight From the Headlines

"Dog named Scarface attacks Fla. family for dressing it in sweater", "Finland just launched an experiment giving 2,000 people free money until 2019", "Man alleges ageism after getting banned from Starbucks for asking teen barista on date", "Twins delivered minutes apart have different birth years", "Oregon court reverses DUI conviction of wheelchair user",  & "Canadian man punches cougar attacking dog near fast food store"

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