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Sept 30, 2014 with Dougie Almeida, Tim Hanlon, & Mike Cintron

Welcome to the Wake Up Late with Dougie Show with your hosts, Dougie Almeida, Tim Hanlon, & Mike Cintron.  Listen in as the guys open the morning discussing Tim’s recent car accident….some tips on getting a rental car….Dougie tells us about his recent gig at Visani’s in Pt. Charlotte, Fla. & how Dougie not only impressed the club with his stand up, but also with his palate…..the guys discuss their favorite foods and snacks for road gigs…..Congrats to all those who got invited to audition for Last Comic Standing.

Straight From the Headlines: “Jennifer Lopez and Leah Remini Rear-Ended by Drunk Driver”, “Woman buried alive: Screams from grave scramble cemetery staff to dig up coffin”, “Miami Club Shooting injures 12 teenagers one just 11 years old”, “New Iraqi comedy show aims to counter Islamic State extremists”, & “5 car brands customers don't buy twice”

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Sept 25, 2014 with Dougie Almeida & LennyTravis

Welcome to the Wake Up Late with Dougie Show.  Join Dougie & today’s co-host, Lenny Travis as they open the morning discussing shaving & man grooming…..Did you know that people in India have to go outside to an open field  to take a dump?  Lenny tells us about the one time he crapped in the ocean…..Dougie & Lenny review comedy contest strategy for their upcoming comedy contest.  Lenny is in the Finals of the Marti Gras Comedy Challenge & Dougie will be competing in Laughlin Laugh fest….Dougie & Lenny share a couple stories on their sex education growing up….Dougie is impressed with Apple’s Face Time………Trouble with the new Apple I-phone, it bends…..President Obama salutes Marines with cup of coffee in his hands.

Straight From the Headlines: “NASA camera capture possible UFO following Space Station”, “Medical community concerned about increase use of Marijuana edibles”, “Las Vegas schools consider teaching 5 years old about masturbation”, “Iraqis’ believe CIA responsible for ISIL”, “ India sends orbiter to Mars”, “Airline slammed for flight attendants in lingerie”, & “Chinese restaurant admits to selling opium laced noodles”

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Sept 24, 2014 with Dougie Almeida, Peter Leonard, & Minda

Welcome to the Wake Up Late with Dougie Show.  Join Dougie & today’s co-hosts, Peter Leonard & Minda as they discuss:  how people wrote things down years ago….Is there old people porn?....Dougie & Peter discuss Dougie’s appearance on last week’s Food For Thought Radio Show….Peter needs everyone to laugh at him…..Dougie had a bad dream the night before most likely caused by his huge meal at NY Yankee Steakhouse…..Minda tells us, “if you want a woman to put her lips on it, you need to shave it”…..

Straight From the Headlines:  Sleepwalking Man Walks Off Cliff”, “KTVA television reporter uses f-word to quit on air, says she will work to legalize pot”, “White House Intruder Identified as Army Veteran”, “Woman undergoes surgery to add third breast”, “Survival Selfies: Is an In-Flight Emergency the Time to Snap a Pic?”, “South S.F. gym member kills another with bar, police say”, “Where did the green 'alien eggs' come from? Scientists baffled by UFOs”, & “Post-Threesome Hamburger Meat Taste Test Leads to Bathroom Brawl”

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Sept 18, 2014 with Dougie Almeida, Lenny Travis, & Jeffrey Gurian

Welcome to the Wake Up Late with Dougie Show with your hosts, Dougie Almeida & Lenny Travis.  Listen in as Dougie & Lenny discuss Dougie's upcoming gig at Visani's..... Lenny smells something fishy about Alibaba upcoming IPO.....William Wallace must be rolling in his grave hearing that 50% of his country men are voting No to Independence....Dougie has some great seats for the Usher concert at American Airlines Arena in Miami.  Any takers"......In lieu of Adrien Peterson's recent child abuse case, They guys discuss proper ways to discipline children (Neither of the two have children of their own)

“Unusual News” with Jeffrey Gurian today's story

Dentist in Arkansas recommends squeezing food for the elderly
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Sept 17, 2014 with Dougie Almeida, Peter Leonard, & Minda

Welcome to the Wake Up Late with Dougie Show.  Join Dougie and today’s co-hosts, Peter Leonard & Minda.  Listen in as Dougie starts the morning discussing the need for advertisers….Great News!  Peter is completely free of cancer…..Peter guesses Minda’s bra size….The guys discuss the feud between CBS & Rihanna….Dougie likes how Mike Tyson recently told off host of TV Show in Canada….Dougie realizes he is no longer growing hair on the back of his legs from his calf down to his ankles….Minda asks if it’s a deal breaker if a hot woman has smelly feet…Dougie tells us about how a Puerto Rican woman smelled bad elsewhere that was a deal breaker.

Straight From the Headlines:  “Tuxedoed man shot at 2 for interrupting oral sex”, “Woman Charged With Sex Attack On Sleeping Man”, “Auditions begin for marijuana-based reality show”, “4 Subtle Gestures That Really Turn People Off”, “DARPA testing planes with a 'Star Wars'-style laser cannon”, & “Urban Outfitters Hits New Low With Faux Blood-Stained Kent State Sweatshirt

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Sept 16, 2014 with Dougie Almeida, Tim Hanlon, Michael Cintron, & The Rev Bob Levy

Welcome to the Wake Up Late with Dougie Show with your hosts, Dougie Almeida, Tim Hanlon, & Michael Cintron.  The boys officially announce the Florida’s Funniest Comedian Pick the Winner Contest.  For just $10 you make your picks on who will advance to each round and ultimately, who will win Florida’s Funniest Comedian.  Then the guys share their thoughts on disciplining a child in lieu of the recent news on the NFL’s, Adrien Peterson.   Mike tells us how Puerto Ricans discipline their kids.  Kanye West demands everyone to stand up for him to perform, even two people in a wheelchair. 

Straight From the Headlines:  “Man kills ex-girlfriends dog & feeds it to her”, “Teen Could Get Two Years for Facebook Photos with Jesus Statue”, & “German Scientists Prove There is Life After Death”

“You Know What I’m Saying” with the Reverend Bob Levy.

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Sept 11, 2014 with Dougie Almeida, Lenny Travis, & Jeffrey Gurian

Welcome to the Wake Up Late with Dougie Show with your hosts, Dougie Almeida & Lenny Travis.  Join Dougie & Lenny as they discuss how Lenny could have been Joan Rivers son-in-law.  Dougie explains to Lenny that properly formed Trusts would have kept him from getting any of her Estate.  Dougie makes an analogy of his sexual prowess over the last 4 decades to a basketball game.  Lenny tells us how he used to carry weed on a plane.  In lieu of the Ray Rice story, Dougie & Lenny re-hash how OJ handled his domestic issues.  3 People that were banned from Joan Rivers funeral, Chelsea Handler, Adele, & Michele Obama.  The new Apple I-Watch is out, what do you think? 

Straight From the Headlines:  “The NFL had tape of Ray Rice hitting his fiancé since April 2014”, “Joan Rivers $100 Million Lawsuit: Family Reportedly Suing Over Medical Mistake That Killed Her”, “More schools dump Michele Obama’s Lunch Rules”, “Why did a military helicopter land in downtown Dallas?”, “Justin Bieber gets naked at Fashion Rock and crowd boos”, “ISIS Terrorist Cell has formed just over the border in Mexico”,&  “Pilots demand right to refuse flights to West Africa”

Unusual News with Jeffrey Gurian, brought to you by GNN, Gurian News Network. “Bringing you all the news that’s fit to dance to” Jeffrey attended Joan Rivers’ funeral service and shares some stories about Joan, then it’s time for “Unusual News” Today’s story, “Retired barber builds home out of human hair”

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Sept 10, 2014 with Dougie Almeida & Minda

Welcome to the Wake Up Late with Dougie Show with your host, Dougie Almeida.  Joining Dougie today in the studio is the Hot & Funny, Minda.  Listen in as they spend the morning discussing; Ground fighting, Minda says male comics have too many issues, & Minda is now attending a comedy class.  Minda tells us how she hit a golf ball into her vagina.  Dougie & Minda share some of their new jokes they’re working on. 

What are People Talking About?  Respiratory virus spreads through the US” & “Woman gets kicked out of bar for drinking liquor while breast feeding”

In Science:  Army laser weapon passes big test”, “New Police “Compliance Weapon” Blinds Targets”, “This gadget can knock drones and Google Glass offline”, & “Neanderthal 'artwork' found in Gibraltar cave”

Straight From the Headlines:  “NBC producer busted for posting secret sex tapes to porn site” & “Two Brooklyn women tired of 'white people moving into the area' force tenants out at gunpoint, then squat in apartment”

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Sept 9, 2014 with Dougie Almeida, Tim Hanlon, & Michael Cintron

Welcome to the Wake Up Late with Dougie Show with today’s hosts, Dougie Almeida, Tim Hanlon, & Michael Cintron.  The morning opens up with Mike telling us about this weekend’s show at The Funky Buddha……When on stage, what’s the best way to handle things when calamity breaks out in the audience?.....Dougie shares his plan for comedy……Dougie tells us about his weekend at Comedy Club of Jacksonville….Then the guys discuss the recent video released of Ray Rice Knocking the Hell out of his then fiancé……Are thoughts & prayers for our co-host, Peter Leonard, who goes under the knife today….Mike asks Dougie what TADDA Productions stands for…..Mike actually drove 4 hours from Costa Rica to visit Nicaragua.

Straight From the Headlines: “Chicago Mother Arrested for Raping a Man at Gunpoint”, “African Business Dies After Being Raped by his Five Wives”, & “Earth Buzzing Asteroid May Have Dropped Meteorite on Nicaragua”

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Sept 5, 2014 with Dougie Almeida & Lenny Travis

Welcome to the Wake Up Late with Dougie Show with today’s hosts Dougie Almeida & Lenny Travis.  Join Dougie & Lenny as they discuss; people who are not affectionate……getting caught starring at hot chicks….playing PlayStation 2 Madden Football…..Lenny tells us that people who stand up more live longer…..working selling shoes…..Threesomes while driving…then Dougie closes the show all by himself.

Straight From the Headlines “Transgender organization sues South Carolina after teen denied license over makeup”, “NY Department of Health is launching a review of the clinic  Joan Rivers attended prior to going into coma”, “11 reasons why men leave their marriages”, "WHO calls for action to reduce global suicide rate of 800,000 a year"

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Sept 4, 2014 with Dougie Almeida, Peter Leonard, Teri Mcg, & Lou Angelwolf

Welcome to the Wake Up Late with Dougie Show.  It’s Thursday and Peter Leonard joins Dougie today along with special guests, comedians Terry Mcg & Lou Angelwolf.   We start the morning learning that Lou used to drive a dump truck. Then…..Peter thinks he’s dying of cancer….Lou discusses working small crowds…Peter gets under Dougie’s skin….The guys discuss dos and don’ts of hosting a comedy show….”Never show too early”…Lou tells us about his favorite group, “Porcupine Tree”…..When’s the last time you bought a comedy album?.....Dougie thinks someone may have put one of those Knee Defenders on his seat a few months ago….The guys talk about their favorite cars....Lou shares some of his conspiracy theories….Who’s had a 3 some?.....Dougie says bi-sexual woman are alien hybrids…

Straight From the Headlines “Missing Libyan jetliners raise fears of suicide airliner attacks on 9/11”, “Wes Welker, Claims Someone Put Ecstasy in His Drink at the Kentucky Derby”, “Man Stabs Roommate During Three-some”, “Victim Calls 911 After Suspect Steels Her Pot”

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Sep 3, 2014 with Dougie Almeida & Minda

Welcome to the Wake Up Late with Dougie Show.  Join Dougie & today’s co-host, Minda as they start the morning discussing dating.  Then move on to; Things we do on Facebook…..Dougie is outraged with the recent beheading of another US citizen and our useless President and his inability to lead….Dougie continues his rant about the average American is an idiot and it’s time to thin out the heard.

Then Straight From the Headlines, “CDC Director: Ebola Outbreak ‘Is Spiraling Out Of Control”, “Uzi Was 'Too Much,' Girl Said After Fatal Gun Range Accident”, “TBS Cancels CeeLo Green's The Good Life”, “Justin Bieber Arrested While Spending Day With Selena Gomez”, “Seat recline fight diverts another flight”, “Home Depot probes possible credit card data breach”, “Crystal meth pair 'took sick selfies' with friend's body after he 'died of drug overdose”, & “Gross Photos Show Sewer Workers Battling A 'Fatberg' The Size Of A Boeing 747 Under London”

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Sept 2, 2014 with Dougie Almeida, Tim Hanlon, & Mike Cintron

Welcome to the Wake Up Late with Dougie Show.  We're excited to announce that Mike Cintron will continue to co-host our Tuesday morning shows.  After just one week at his new job he called in sick two days and then quit.  Good to hear.  Join Dougie, Mike, & Tim Hanlon as they discuss;  How to cheat on a drug test....Dougie tells us what it’s like not doing comedy on the weekend...Being productive at an Open Mic....Dougie shares a video from Facebook of a 3 year old black child speaking vulgarities to his parents....Update on Joan Rivers...Tim tells us about his weekend gigs at Open Stage Club & Moonshine….The guys discuss recent news of naked photos being released of several Hollywood stars. 

Straight from the Headlines “Oregon man on meth fights off cops while masturbating in bar”, “Rams cut Michael Sam, First Openly Gay Player Drafted in N.F.L.”, “Chinese boy can't hear his cartoons, cuts high-rise worker's safety rope”, “Honey trap thieves hid Rolex watches in their VAGINAS' after luring Las Vegas punters with sex acts”

In Science “Is there an implanted microchip in your future?”

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