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May 30,2014 with Dougie Almeida, Lenny Travis, & Jeffrey Gurian

Welcome to the Wake Up Late with Dougie Show.  TGIF!!  Dougie & Lenny discuss the antics of Indiana Pacers Lance Stevenson in game 5 of the NBA Eastern Conference Finals…. Lenny complains about the Chinese food in his neighborhood…..Dougie’s favorite restaurant in S. Fla. Is Rainbow Palace in Ft. Lauderdale… With the World Cup coming to Brazil this summer, it seems that crime is on the rise in Brazil….Dougie tells us about Gypsies in Spain…Lenny tells us about the time he had sex with a snaggle toothed, big bushed, gypsy…"Brad Pitt Gets Struck By Red Carpet Hooligan",  "China Is Ready To Rumble", "Ukrainian Military Helicopter Shot Down Killing 12"....Then Jeffrey Gurian calls in and discusses Yoga, stretching, martial arts, & Last Comic Standing.  Then it's time for, "Unusual News"  today's headline, "Lonely Man Befriends Housefly"

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May 29, 2014 with Dougie Almeida, Peter Leonard, & Toast

Welcome to the Wake Up Late with Dougie Show.  Listen in as Dougie & Peter Leonard welcome back to the studio, Toast.   They start the morning reminiscing about the great club scene here in South Florida back in the 90s.  Christopher’s, Roxy’s, Confetti’s, & Baja Beach Club……We now have two Judges here in South Florida who have been arrested on DUI charges…..”Mississippi Judge Moonlighting as a Security Guard, Accosts a Young Home Homeless Black Boy and Calls Him the N-Word”……What cities in the United States would you never move to?.....Did you know the Japanese were in World War I?.....Then Toast brings us, “Toasted Sports” with a report on the Miami Heat.  Then we give you the low down on Dan Marino….Toast announces our new segment, “60 Seconds of Slander with Peter Leonard”…..Peter used to work with Jimmy Walker’s dad at train station in NYC……Maya Angelou died at the age of 86….Dougie tells us how hot the chicks are that come to a Miami Heat game……50 Cent has now taken over Gary Dell’Abate as the worst first pitch at a Mets game……”Man Claims Meteorite Hit His Car”…..Peter Leonard gives us a Nasty Restaurant Report on Mario the Baker here in S.Fla…….Dougie & Peter discuss some great Asian dishes……”A Man Finds His Lost Mom Living in the Amazon”….Dougie tells us about his Roman Candle Battles back in the day….”CNN Takes Down Article of Asteroid Hitting Earth in 2041”

Happy Anniversary Honey!  

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May 28, 2014 with Dougie Almeida & Minda

Welcome to the Wake Up Late with Dougie Show!  Listen in as Dougie Almeida & Minda discuss these trending stories;  "Woman Sues Over a Law Prohibiting Sex Toys in the Bedroom", "Floyd Mayweather Jr. & Rapper T.I. get Into Chair Throwing Fight at Las Vegas Eatery", "Most Common Actions Causing Road Rage".  & Much more.
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May 27, 2014 with Dougie Almeida, Tim Hanlon, The Rev. Bob Levy

Good Morning & welcome to the Wake Up Late with Dougie Show.  Dougie was the target of an open micer"s libel social media attack on Facebook last week.  This local comic accused Dougie of sabotaging his comedy career by telling bookers not to use him & by bumping him off a gig he was never booked for.  Listen in as Dougie gives us the 411 on this subject.  Then Bob Levy calls in with some suggestions on how to handle this guy.

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May 23, 2014 with Dougie Almeida, LennyTravis, & Jeffrey Gurian

Welcome to the Wake Up Late with Dougie Show.  TGIF!  Today Dougie Almeida & Lenny Travis start the day thinking about our next Presidential election......Then they find humor in such headlines as; “Mark Cuban Catches Some Heat For Making Racist Comment”.  This causes Dougie to go off the on the subject of racism.....Lenny brings up, "Last Comic Standing"......"Italian National Soccer Team Player, Mario Balotelli, Was Subjected To Racist Chants Outside Their Training Session"...."Phil Robertson, of The Duck Dynasty, Has More to Say about Homosexuals"....."Pizza Air Delivery in Mumbai"....."New York State Suggest HIV Tests For 13 Year Old Students".....Lenny tells us how he lost his virginity in a whore house in New York City....."Porn Stars From Free Speech Coalition To Fight Condom Sex Bill In California"....Then it's time for "Unusual News" with Jeffrey Gurian. Brought to you by GNN, Gurian News Network.  "Bringing you all the news that's fit to dance to".  Today's Headline, "Man Allergic to Clothing Gets Permission to Come To Work Nude"

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May 22, 2014 with Dougie Almeida & Peter Leonard

Good Morning and welcome to the Wake Up Late with Dougie Show.  Join Dougie and his Thursday Co-host, Peter Leonard for a morning of information and laughs.  Here's some of what your going to be listening to:  Miami Heat looking good in the Eastern Conference NBA Finals..... Dougie tells us how he once took a piss in the middle of a high school soccer game..... "Led Zeppelin Being Sued by the Band Spirit for Plagiarism", A small tribute to Cheech & Chong...."Six Songs People Screw Up the Lyrics On"....Warner Bros. announce the title of the new Superman movie, "Batman vs. Superman "Dawn of Justice"......Peter recently witnessed two ducks screwing and tells us about it....."Man Gets Caught Smuggling 16 Bird Eggs In His Pants".....Vegas Mogul, Steve Wynn, Spends $23M for a Popeye Statue"...."Scientist Claim Men with Defective Seamen & Sperm, Die Much Earlier"...."Ebay Users Are Asked to Change Passwords Due to Recent Cyber Attack".....Dougie tells us about his first, "Older Woman" Experience, who happened to be a Red Head & married......The Oldest Man in the World is 111 years old and he lives in New York City......"Will & Jada Smith are Being Investigated by Children & Family Services In LA"......"Scientist Tell Congress They Are Sure Extraterrestrial Life Exists"

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May 21, 2014 with Dougie Almeida, Minda, & The Rev. Bob Levy

Welcome to the Wake Up Late with Dougie Show.  Today, join Dougie & his co-host Minda as they celebrate Hump Day with the following stories;  "5 Chinese Military Members Indicted for Computer Espionage", "Macklemore Catches Heat for Wearing a Costume Closely Resembling a Jewish Man", "Women Threaten Burger King Staff Over a Not So Fresh Cinnabon", "Pamela Anderson Announces She Was Molested at the Age of 6 and Raped at the Age of 12", "Teenager May Spend Life in Prison for Having Pot Brownies", "Lady Falls Down Elevator Shaft at Fenway Park", "Teenager Who Got His Armed Severed in a Pasta Machine Has it Surgically Put Back On",  "Good Samaritan Get's Caught Doing a Terrible Thing"
Then the Rev. Bob Levy calls in and for some reason the topic of sex comes up.  Minda's friend announces that she had "Anal Sex" for the first time. Dougie & Bob discuss their first experiences with Masturbation & Bob warns Dougie that he'll be bringing whores to the house when he stays with Dougie in June.

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May 20, 2014 with Dougie Almeida, Tim Hanlon, & Jacky Beren

Welcome to the Wake Up Late with Dougie Show!  It’s #HonestTuesdays with Dougie Almeida, Tim Hanlon, & Jacky Beren.  Listen in as they discuss some new open mics in the South Florida area….Proper etiquette for comics attending open mics….Jacky is looking for a roommate….How to deal with scheduling conflicts as a comic…..What happens when your comedy mind mingles with your regular person mind?....New study shows that Comedy is becoming a Big Business again…..What makes a nightmare gig?....Dougie & Jacky try to get Tim to start watching, “Game of Thrones”…..Dougie explains the theory that the Earth has seen several periods of Life…..A list of expressions that will have people liking you more….What type of comedy shows do you enjoy, Showcases or traditional 3 person shows?....Jackie tells us what, “Chunking” is.

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May 16, 2014 with Dougie Almeida & Lenny Travis

TGIF!! Listen in as Dougie & Lenny bring the funny along with global news.  Dougie & Lenny aren't too Happy with that Happy song anymore....Now let's talk about Drones....Wonder what it was that Paul Pierce said to Lebron James after game 3 that got Lebron to play out of his mind in games 4 & 5......How do you think the Gay & Lesbian community will react if Michael Simm gets cut from the Rams?....Lenny can't help but comment on Donald Sterling's recent apology....Lenny tells us what happened at the last Condo meeting he attended.....Aaron Hernandez has now been indicted for two murders in 2012....New report on what possibly could have caused Solange to attack Jay Z....."A 34 year old Texas Woman Poses as a High School Student for 7 Months"......"Lady finds weed on McDonald's hamburgers in Iowa"......Lenny is ecstatic about Pot Lollipops.....Fast Food workers are picketing for increasing their wages......Casey Kasem is found. Seems his kids are battling with his former actress wife....Fritz Zwiki, former Cosmic Physicist, once had a theory to re balance the cosmos using Nukes....."Jupiter's Great Red Spot is Shrinking"....Lenny tells let's us know what the 5 Worst Cereals are for kids.....A team of scientist are studying underwater volcanoes in the Caribbean......"Russia Threatens to Affect Our GPS Systems Due to Recent Economic Sanctions"....."US Warns France to Not Sell Russia Battleships"

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May 14, 2014 with Dougie Almeida, Bob Levy, & Minda

Welcome to the Wake Up Late with Dougie Show!  We start the morning with Dougie and the Rev. Bob Levy commenting on the recent apology from Donald Sterling…..Clay Aiken’s opponent running for Congress Dies After Falling Down the Stairs……Bob Levy refuses to go to any Broadway Play….Alec Baldwin was arrested again in New York City……Dougie shares more proof that E-Cigarettes are not helping people quit smoking…..Then Minda makes it into the studio and shares how she was disappointed that the guy she was staying with in LA didn’t even make a move on her….Dougie was able to get his correct weight and it is not 285lbs.  He weighs 260lbs…….Then in the news, “Right to Be Forgotten” this is a new situation for people not wanting to be listed in Googles world…..“Man Crashes Into TV Studio Claiming to Be God”…..”Antarctic Glaciers are Splitting and This is Irreversible”…..”Two More Cases of MERS in Florida Hospital”...."Military Iron Man Suit Ready To Test This Summer"...."Mexican Government Dismantles Local Vigilantes Who are Fighting Local Drug Cartels"

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May 9, 2014 with Dougie Almeida, Lenny Travis, & Jeffrey Gurian

Welcome to the Wake Up Late with Dougie Show!  TGIF!!!  Listen in as Dougie Almeida & Lenny Travis discuss:  Dougie's recent trip to Dubuque.....The Miami Heat going 2-0 in the second round of the NBA Playoffs....Donald Sterling's wife request to be made the new owner of the Clippers....Dougie explains why the IRS may get involved with the NBA's recent ruling against Donald Sterling selling his share of the Clippers....Lenny wonders how Dougie is going to handle either going or selling some of his Miami Heat Playoff tickets....Russia begins it's Nuclear Military exercises.....Video & Audio of a UFO/US Secret Drone bombing the hell out of a Alqueda base in Afghanistan.....Police shoot Old lady who brandished a firearm...The man who has been the voice of Tony the Tiger died.....& Then we bring you audio of the worst Family Feud contestant ever.
Then it's time for "Unusual New" with Jeffrey Gurian.  Brought to you by, GNN, Gurian News Network.  "Bringing you all the news that's fit to dance to"  Today's headline, "
Schizophrenic Man Throws Himself Out Of Own Apartment!"

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May 8, 2014 with Dougie Almeida, Peter Leonard, Bob Levy, & Tim Hanlon

Good morning and welcome to the Wake Up Late with Dougie Show! 

Peter Leonard comes up with our new news segment called, “Sun Believable” The wackiest news from right here in Sunny Florida.  This week’s highlighted story, “Florida Man Wants to Marry His Porn Filled Apple Computer”….Along with, “Woman Puts Her Breast Milk Into the Office Milk Supply”…..Then Bob Levy calls in for, “You Know What I’m Saying?”  Bob tells the guys about his new Radio Show coming in June & shares his opinions on some of today’s stories.  It appears that Dougie & Bob have very different taste in movies…then Tim Hanlon stops in to Danger Studios and somehow the guys get into discussing everything from comedy to Renaissance Festivals.

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May 6, 2014 with Dougie Almeida, Tim Hanlon, & Jacky Beren

Welcome to the Wake Up Late with Dougie Show.   Listen in as Dougie, Tim, & Jacky discuss:
Dougie's trip to Dubuque, IA. to compete in the Comedy 10k.  Dougie ended up having to fly from Ft. Lauderdale, to San Juan, PR. Then to Chicago.  While in San Juan airport, Dougie almost got into a fight with a local gang banger in the bathroom....Dougie lost almost 1k while gambling with comedy bookers.  Was it worth it?......Tim Hanlon got to perform at the Joke Joint in Minneapolis, MN & bombed gracefully.....Dougie, Tim, & Jacky tells us how they handle turbulence...Everyone shares recent bad stories while traveling by air....Dougie give Jacky some self defense moves.....
Jacky admits to being a lazy, UN-motivated cheerleader.....Tim defends the use of the "F Bomb".....Dougie has a bowling trophy in the studio...The Japanese are upset that the new Godzilla is too fat....Former organizer of Laugh Your Asheville Comedy Fest got caught stealing jokes from Carlos Valencia and had to resign.....Scientist have solved the mystery of how Egyptians actually built the pyramids.

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Apri 30, 2014 with Dougie Almeida, Minda, & The Rev Bob Levy

Welcome to the Wake Up Late with Dougie Show.  It’s Hump Day and Dougie is joined in the studio by Minda.  Dougie & Minda start the day by reviewing our story from Tuesday’s show about the Dad who pushed his kid down the skateboard ramp.   Minda tells us she learned how to swim when her Mom threw her in the pool.  Dougie learned how to swim when his floating bubble broke after jumping into the pool……Dougie & Minda admit they were never involved in the “Skull & Bones” club…..Donald Sterling is banned from basketball for life and Dougie thinks Jay Z may have been involved with this set up….Dougie asks Minda how much would it take to hire her as a living girlfriend……Dougie attempts his Bill Clinton impression as Donald Sterling…..John Kerry finds proof that Vladimir Putin is behind all the unrest in Ukraine…..Could you imagine what the Dubai army would look like?  White satin sheets as camouflage and Maserati tanks…..Dougie is thinking about getting back into theater…..The Artie Lange show has been canceled….”In the News” a Long Island couple complain of birds continuously slamming up against their bedroom window….New evidence shows Syria is still using chemical weapons on their people…..Is anyone still thanking Vladimir Putin for brokering the deal to confiscate Syria’s chemical weapons?.....The new Star Wars cast has been announced……Then it’s time for “You Know What I’m Saying?” with the Rev. Bob Levy.  Bob is pissed that New York City is banning the use of E-Cigarettes in restaurants, and indoor establishments. This causes a debate between Bob & Minda vs. Dougie.  Then Bob tells us his old wrestling name from back in the day.  “The Heartbreaker Bobby Slayer”

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