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Jan 31, 2014 with Dougie Almeida, Tim Hanlon, & Lenny Travis

It’s Friday and Dougie is joined in the studio by Tim Hanlon & Lenny Travis. 

Dougie spends his day advising people how to become financially independent.  Giving advice is difficult when people think they know better……Dougie admits to spending over $40k in Strip Clubs one year.  Tim’s famous musician friend spent over 50k on Sushi….Tim Hanlon is related to a famous Rock Star and Dougie just found out who….When it comes to buying real-estate, it’s all about location, location, location…Lenny gives us some of Vegas’s Prop Bets on the Super Bowl this year…..Dougie tells us how it went at the Miami Heat vs OKC game with Willy Q who won the ticket for being a loyal listener…..Police round up several people for offering Party Packages of drugs and prostitutes to Super Bowl attendees…..Amanda Knox is found guilty again……A petition is being passed around to deport Justin Bieber…..A McDonalds in Pittsburg gets caught selling Heroin Happy Meals…..Attorney General, Eric Holder will seek the Death Penalty for Boston Bomber, Dzhokhar Tsarnaev……Jimmy Fallon taking over the Tonight Show is good for all comedians.  We all move up one notch….Dougie tells Tim how to meditate….Police report finds the Justin Bieber had weed an zanax in his system…..Dougie explains what the concept of Feel, Felt, Found is…..Why do people question those who are professional in what they do?.....Dougie explains the importance of becoming Financially Independent.

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Jan 29, 2014 with Dougie Almeida, Toast, & Soo Ra

It's Hump Day and Dougie is joined in the studio today by Toast and Soo Ra......Dougie & Toast tell us what happened the day they each lost their virginity....the gang discusses the best & the worst of the Grammys.....Dougie likes the new format of the Pro Bowl & Dougie & Toast make their Super Bowl predictions....Toast chickens out of doing stand up at Starlite Lounge....Japanese invent a bra that will only open when the woman feels love....Toast tells us to never order Domino's or Papa Johns Pizza....Then the gang get into a discussion on Monsanto and a few other conspiracy theories.

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Jan 28, 2014 with Dougie Almeida, Darius Culpepper & Soo Ra

Welcome to the Wake Up Late with Dougie Show!  Listen in as Dougie is joined in the studios today by up and coming comics, Darius Culpepper & Soo Ra.  Morning starts out with a story from the road, Dougie meets a Gobbler….Then, We roll out our first, “Tuesday Morning Writers’ Meeting” Dougie helps Darius & Soo on their Opening Jokes…..I discussion on the, N-word breaks out……Soo Ra tells us about her experience on Tinder….Darius tells us the only way he would smoke weed was if Tupac’s ashes were sprinkled in it….”In the News” Russian teenage in PA. Charged for possession of Weapon of Mass Destruction/  Man flips out on bus and attacks the bus driver/ Duck Dynasty loses over 2 million viewers on its opening week/ & Michigan requests 50k Visas to bring immigrants to Detroit.

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Jan 24, 2014 with Dougie Almeida, Lenny Travis, & Jeffrey Gurian

TGIF!!  Dougie & Lenny open the day discussing this week’s comedy venues, Wise Guys Comedy Show at Tavolino’s and the Immokalee Seminole Casino Comedian’s Ball….. Dougie shares some stories of a couple of bad people he used to know from South Beach……Justin Bieber gets arrested for DUI and Drag Racing at the top speed of 65mph……We get Jerry Sandusky on the phone and advise him Justin Bieber may be his new cell mate…..Dougie gets pulled over doing 91mph on Alligator Alley…..George Zimmerman….We have audio of what Richard Sherman actually said to Crabtree on the field just prior to his postgame interview….Captain & Tennille divorce after 40 years of marriage.  Love did not keep them together forever…..Bruce Springsteen’s kid gets a job as a fireman…….We review another video of Toronto Mayor Rob Ford drunk in fast food place speaking Jamaican……FBI arrest several NYC Mobster for the 1978 Lufthansa Heist in NYC……NASA says dwarf planet Ceres, may have tons of water on it…..NY Yankees sign pitcher Masahiro Tanaka.

Then it’s time for the “Unusual News” with Jeffrey Gurian, brought to you by GNN Gurian News Network.  Today’s story, “Brothers with longest police records in the world, claim to be professional scapegoats.”

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Jan 23, 2013 with Dougie Almeida, Minda, & Frank Del Pizzo

Minda joins Dougie in the studio and start the morning talking about Governor Chris Christie....Dougie & Minda both love the game, "Risk".....Minda tells us Justin Bieber was in N. Miami and blew $75k at King of Diamonds Strip Club....We are blessed with our weather here in S. Florida vs. anywhere up North.....Dougie used to be a goalkeeper in soccer and Minda says she was a catcher.....Minda talks about kicking ass in Judo class & Dougie tells us when he knocked off someone's headgear while sparring in Hapkido class...Minda asks Dougie, "How long must a woman wait before having sex with a guy for him to respect her?....Minda tells us that woman are impressed when a guy gets a boner.....18 year old High Schools student in Coca, Fla gets suspended from school for doing gay male porn....Many companies will be producing commercials for the Super Bowl with subliminal messages for pot smokers....Warren Buffet will pay someone $1B to anyone who can predict the outcome of March Madness....29.6 karat Blue diamond found in S. African mine......Then it's time for, "Let's Be Frank" with Frank Del Pizzo.  Today's Topic, Fitness & Fun with Yoga.

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Jan 22, 2014 with Dougie Almeida, Tim Hanlon, & The Rev. Bob Levy

It's Hump Day & Dougie & Tim start the day with an update from Richard Sherman who apologized to Crabtree for his outburst.....the new Superman vs Batman movie is pushed back 10 months....Top 10 List of the Worst Cars to purchase Used.....Bob Levy calls in and the guys reveal when they lost their virginity.....Dougie tells us what it was like to grow up with 3 older brothers who always had sex with girls in the home....Dougie, Tim, & Bob admit to when they lost their virginity.....Have you ever got caught by your girlfriends parents in their bed?....Bob tells us how he spent MLK Day.....Bob tells us why he doesn't date fat woman....Then it's time for, "You Know What I'm Saying?" with Bob Levy.  Dougie & Bob discuss strange object seen on the moon, driving in the snow, the differences between, "Pawn Stars" & "Hardcore Pawn"

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Jan 21, 2014 with Dougie Almeida, Tim Hanlon, & Toast

Welcome to our Tuesday morning show.  Listen in as Dougie Almeida & Toast start the day discussing Football  & Richard Sherman's post game outburst......Dougie tells us about his visit to  Peter Leonard's home, who is home from surgery.  Dougie overheard Peter's phone conversation with his nurse reviewing the procedures of bathing him .....Dougie discusses a few of his college day dilemmas and achievements...Dougie tells us of his travels back and forth to Sarasota to work at McCurdy's Comedy Theater......Russia on the hunt for, "Black Widows" who are expected to be planning out terrorist attacks during the Winter Games.....Then Tim Hanlon joins the boys in the studio and both, Dougie & Tim help toast put together a few minutes for his comedy set at Starlite Lounge in Pompano Beach, Fla. Tues Jan 28th at 9pm.....Update on the Open Mic scene here in South Florida...Great News!  the Kardashians are falling out of favor......Juan Pablo from the Bachelor says the Gays are Perverts....Pres. Barack Obama claims Pot is no more dangerous the alcohol......Dougie ordered Pizza and Tim & Toast make a bet if he ate the whole thing & Dougie shares the best way to reheat leftover pizza.

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Jan 17, 2013 with Dougie Almeida, Lenny Travis, & Jeffrey Gurian

Dougie starts his morning by taking his wife to the airport for her 3 week vacation with her family……Lenny tells us how much he likes 69…….Update on Obama care……Dougie tells us his Stripper Glitter Story…..Dougie tells us how things went at last installment of the Wise Guys Comedy Show at Tavolino’s.  A bit challenging……Dougie explains what, “Chop Pot” means in Poker….This sparks a conversation on Sports….Lenny gives us an update on A-Rod……Greg Odon finally gets to play again for the Miami Heat…D Wade is playing once every 3 games now….Did you know Kareem Abdul-Jabbar’s birth name was, “Ferdinand Lewis Alcindor”?....Lenny goes over the cheapest way to get from the airport to New York City…..Israeli defense minister apologizes for his comments regarding Secretary of State, John Kerry.  Referring to him as Messianic…..This leads the boys into a discussion on the Middle East….Best Buy stock falls over 33%.  Now they will call it Please Buy…..Lenny tells us how he bout a laptop from there for just $250…..Remember the old days when you had two TVs in your living room?  The huge one that didn’t work anymore and the crappy little black & white you would put on top of the broken one…..Dougie admits to purchasing a car here in Florida that didn’t have Air-conditioning….New video footage from the rescue attempts of the Asiana flight crash at San Francisco Airport show Firefighters warned of the young lady lying on the runway…..Lenny tells us about his experiences with gay male flight attendants…..Chic on the Bachelor gets wasted and tries to walk off the show…..Reality TV is not what it used to be…..Dougie & Lenny talk about, “Game of Thrones”…California has a major issue trying to save their water supply.  They’re just one major earthquake away from completely running dry.

Then it’s time for the “Unusual News”, with Jeffrey Gurian.  Today’s story, “Chiropractors are now advising that people wear swim fins for backpain.” 

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Jan 16, 2013 with Dougie Almeida, Toast, Minda, & Frank Del Pizzo

Good morning listeners!  Dougie is joined today by Toast & Minda.  Toast prepares for his upcoming comedy set at Starlite Lounge in Pompano Beach, Fla. Tues. Jan 28th......Toast advises Minda to just be a whore and hand out at Pr-School parking lots....Listen in as they call into Peter Leonard to check in to see how his surgery went.  Unfortunately, he still has the same sense of humor....A brief discussion on drug use....Dougie gets HUGE garbage cans from the city of Coral Springs.....Remember the first time you did laundry and witnessed your significant others nasty underwear?......Minda updates her on her online dating journey....Retired cop in Tampa who shot and killed man in theater, may use, "Stand Your Ground" defense....Justin Bieber may go to jail and get deported back to Canada for throwing eggs at neighbors house....Then it's time for, "Let's Be Frank" with Frank Del Pizzo.  Dougie & Frank discuss the shooting in Tampa and the inability of most people's ability to handle everyday situations.

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Jan 14, 2013 with Dougie Almeida, Perry Sak, & Soo Ra

Good Morning Listeners!  Today Dougie is joined in the studio by good friend and fellow comedian, Perry Sak, and Wake Up Late with Dougie show regular, Soo Ra.  Listen in as Perry give his account of their nightmare gig on New Year's Eve....Dougie & Perry share their secrets on how guys can avoid experiencing, "premature ejaculation"....Soo Ra considers replacing Dougie's wife while she's out of the country for a few weeks....Perry tells us about his first Facebook Hookup.....Then today's Top Stories; Retired police chief kills man in movie theater for texting.....Japanese company buys Jim Beam....Southwest airplane lands at wrong airport and much more. 

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Jan 10, 2014 with Dougie Almeida, Lenny Travis, & Jeffrey Gurian

TGIF!!  Today Dougie & Lenny start the morning discussing Gov. Chris Christie’s Bridge gate……somehow, Dougie & Lenny start talking about all you can eat sushi…..Dougie tells us how he ate half a bar of Ex-Lax thinking it was a Hershey bar…..Man kills his step father with an Atomic Wedgie…then we bring you the audio of the Vulgar Baby.  BTW, the Vulgar Baby will be a regular contributor to the Wake Up Late with Dougie Show……the Vulgar Baby must have ripped off Will Farrell’s Landlord video……Pakistani High School student saves his school by foiling a suicide bomb attempt…. Italy is so anti-gay that several gay men have committed suicide…..Dennis Rodman apologizes to the family of Kenneth Bae for suggesting he was probably doing something wrong in N. Korea…..12 things you don’t want to say to a pregnant woman…..Then it’s time for, “Unusual News” with Jeffrey Gurian.  Today’s story, “Man impaled on spike and still shows up for work”

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Jan 9, 2014 with Dougie Almeida, Minda, Lenny Travis, & Frank Del Pizzo

Today Dougie, Minda, & Lenny Travis start the day discussing Obama care and how Peter Leonard and 2MM other formerly un-insured people have rushed to get coverage so they can get surgery….Dougie admits to washing his hands before he uses the restroom and after…then Minda tells us that she started using internet dating……Demand for Legal Weed is HUGE!  Lenny asks if Cocaine will ever be legal…..Are there any adverse medical effects to Weed?.....Government study shows 8MM US Deaths prevented since 1964 Surgeon General Warning was posted….There’s so much voter fraud that next election they are bringing back paper ballots…legalization of weed may bring more power to Mexican Drug Lords…..Parents should tell kids not to do drugs, wait till you’re and adult…..Jon Stewart from the Daily Show comments on Bill O’Reilly’s comments on his show…Chris Brown rejects plea deal in assault case…Chris Christie is accused of closing down lane on George Washington Bridge to effect the reputation of Fort Lee Mayor…..Robert Gates speaks out in his recent memoirs on the how in effective President Obama, Vice President Biden, and former Secretary of State, Hilary Clinton…new Gallop Poll says over 44% of Americans are identifying themselves as Independent Voters…..CDC has reported that Venereal Diseases are on the rise especially in the male gay community.


Then it's time for"Let's Be Frank" with Frank Del Pizzo.  Frank has an issue with his garbage man and then his neighbor.  Listen in
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Jan 8, 2013 with Dougie Almeida, Toast, & The Rev. Bob Levy

What a great weekend of football huh?  That's why Dougie & Toast begin the morning discussing  the NFL Playoffs & the BCS National Championship game between Auburn and FSU....He's a Heisman Trophy winner and now a National Champion, but we are sure that Jameis Winston will never be a broadcaster.....Mother of Alabama's quarterback, AJ McCarron, Tweets asking if Winston was speaking English in his post game interview....Toast explains how the college playoff system will work next year...Remember Mystery Science Theater 3000?....Dolphins fire GM, Jeff Ireland and Dougie & Toast complain about the Dolphins new uniforms from this year...Dennis Rodman looses it in an interview while in N. Korea...Cavaliers trade Bynum to Chicago for Luol Deng and halt any further rumors of Lebron going back to Cleveland....Hollywood director Michael Bay walks of stage while presenting the new Curve TV from Samsung...JP Morgan set to pay $1.7B to Bernie Madoff victims.
 
Then its time for, "You Know What I'm Saying?" with the Rev. Bob Levy.  Bob give us his picks for this weekends NFL Playoff games


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Jan 7, 2013 with Dougie Almeida, Tim Hanlon, & Damien Figler

We are back and it's 2014.  Dougie tells us about New Year's Eve gig that ended when the staff jumped fellow comic, Perry Sak.....Damien tells us about his new Thursday night comedy venue in Ft. Lauderdale and what happened the last night at the Wayward Sailor.....Dougie is done with Nite Time Miami, again.....Dougie struggles continuing his day job while trying to build his comedy career....It's so hard going back to work after two weeks of vacation.....The guys discuss how religious they really are....Hear about the comedian who joked about Pearl Harbor survivors?  Well we review it......Why can't people express themselves without someone getting offended?.....Dougie tells us of another Facebook incident with an Obama supporter....US is hit with a, "Polar Vortex"......and a 10 year Afghan girl gets arrested while trying to complete a suicide mission....Satanist reveal statue they plan on displaying at the State Capital in Oklahoma....5 tips on First Dates.

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