Dougie & Lenny close out the week with What's Trending...Lenny says things have slowed down a bit in the bedroom since getting married & considers using Androsol...Lenny has his 1st Drs appointment in 32 years....US invites China to participate in Naval exercises in the Pacific Ocean....an asteroid 1.7 miles long passes by earth today....Experts say human travel to Mars would never work due to cosmic nuclear rays...Invesco money manager commits suicide after swindling millions....Dougie & Lenny share close call drug stories...Super hero impersonators start fighting in Hollywood tourist area....Syria gets weapons from Russia and claims will attack Israel next time they strike targets in Syria...Prosecutor in George Zimmerman trial mishandles evidence of photos of Treyvon smoking weed and holding a gun.
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Today Dougie, Peter, & Lenny discuss, "What's Trending" Chinese company gets US approval to purchase Smithfield Farms, the US's biggest Pork producer....Keyshawn Johnson almost beats the crap out of Justin Bieber for driving through neighborhood in Ferrari at high speeds....Certain Facebook pages have been deleted....Psychiatrist advise their patients to get off Facebook...FCC fines NASDAQ $10MM in penalties for Facebook IPO errors...Lenny suggests we should give away free advertising...Dougie shares how he used to speak at Retirement seminars with a bunch of old people just there for the free food....& Much more.
Stand Up Guys are in the studio, Dougie, Michael Panzeca, & Lenny Travis....Lenny has advice for Esther Ku to get more time on, "Girl Code" Have the Stand Up Guys, "Punch Up" her jokes....Update on the NBA Eastern Conference Finals.....Lenny tells us about working out in an old age gym.....$6Billion money laundering operation busted.....Things are getting worst in Syria and the Middle East....When you rape a woman in a burker it's like Blind Rape....do Orthodox Jews get along with regular Jews?.....2 Papa Johns employees in Sanford, FLa. get fired for using racial slurs on recorded butt dial call from delivery driver....What's the secret behind the success of Publix supermarkets?....Dougie almost gets arrested in Marco Island for having beer and glass on the beach....Then "Warren's Wealth of Wisdom with Warren Durso & Guest Steve Lazlow discuss chem trails & Monsanto
Back from Memorial Day Weekend. Dougie has Esther Ku & Steve Marshall in the studio sharing stories of how they all met....road stories...Challenges of dating a comedian.....whether or not Steve dies his hair....Then the hilarious, Bobby Collins calls in and blesses us all....Bobby tells us about his Jimmy Fallon appearance, playing basketball in NYC & much more.....Words can't do justice, just listen in.
& Go get Bobby's new book, "On The Inside" Great read!!
TGIF, Dougie & Lenny discuss the great game between Miami Heat & Indiana Pacers….Dougie asks a woman to sit down in front of him during the game who’s standing & texting during the game…Man killed in London this week, Lee Rigby, was a drummer in the military. Is that who Al Queda is targeting now? Who’s next, the drill team?...Man Butt Dials 911 and they hear all the details as he goes to kill another man he had been arguing with….What was your worst Butt Dial? ..Pres. Obama gets heckled during a press conference….Who cares about these bastard in Guantanamo?...Steve Forrest dies who starred on the 70’s sitcom SWAT…Ukrainian ban city’s first Gay Pride March…Gay bashing is back on the rise in the Village in NYC…People who are homophobic are fighting their own urges on the subject….Teen birth rate at an all time low, especially with Hispanic girls….Jerry Lewis bad mouths woman comics.
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Good Morning! Today Dougie Dangerous is joined in the studio with Lenny Travis & David Del Rosario
David tells us what it’s like to live in Miami…Lenny asks what does, “Que” mean?....Muslim guy in England cuts of head of British soldier in the middle of the street……David gets ready to head to Arizona for winning Improv’s Battle of Arizona…..Lenny shares a road story from one of his visits to Tempe Improv…..David tells us what, “Two Girls in One Cup”……Lead singer for Pussy Riot goes on hunger strike….US admits to killing US citizens with Drone strikes…..Guest Comic Call In with Mike Bocchetti
& we discuss religion, Artie Lange Show, What happened to Nick DiPaolo?...New Orleans…Dougie & David would love to see Mike be on, “Dancing with the Stars”
Did you see that guy Miguel kick those chicks in the head on the Billboard Music Awards?...David tells us about his experience with Big Woman & his premature ejaculation episode…& be careful if your coming to Miami on Memorial Day Weekend
Dougie & Esther Ku start the morning discussing Jodie Arias sentencing hearing…Esther forgets Dougie just did Jury Duty…..Dougie shares story of his Jack Russell jumping over his 5 ft fence…Esther calls her friend Imagine in Brooklyn, NY. & they discuss the lost art of Hickeys…Esther discusses her I-Phone….YHOO buys Tumbler & neither Dougie nor Esther knows what Tumbler is….Esther used to have to eat soggy Big Macs as a kid…..MTV’s “Girl Code” is getting more airtime due to positive response by the public…..Is it acceptable to correct someone’s English?
Frank Del Pizzo calls in and discusses the tragic tornadoes in Oklahoma….Why do people still live there? Dougie & Frank discuss their experiences with hurricanes in Florida. Lou Angelwolf also calls in and tells us about his life in comedy, differences between Fla & TX, West Coast of Fla. & East Coast of FLa, & much more.
Today Peter Leonard joins Dougie in the studio and they discuss Miami Heat in the NBA Eastern Conference Finals....What a bad few weeks Obama is having.....for $6k you can buy a lifelike sex doll....Dougie rants about people who just can't fess up to making mistakes & our Guest Comic Call In
It's Friday! Dougie & Lenny bring you, "What's Trending": Tornadoes in Texas. They had fist size hail......Congrats to the Miami Heat for making it to the Eastern Conference Finals....Pres. Obama names new IRS Commissioner after current one resigns.....Attorney General, Eric Holder questioning gets ugly. Kinda like Joey Galo many years ago......you like the TV show Pawn Stars?....Our national deficit has been dropping quite quickly lately, no not because of Obaman, but from a high amount of deaths in Connecticut and the pay back to the Federal Reserve from AIG & others. ....Boston Bomber left a note in the boat...Venezuela has a toilet paper shortage....Why do people try to save money buying cheap toilet paper?....Angelina Jolie has her boobs removed & Lenny wants them to put on his wall. &
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Good Morning! Today Dougie & Peter start the morning talking about food…when in sales, how you get you customer to like you…..A man in Sweden dies after having sex with a hornets’ nest…..Peter’s vet used to French kiss his dog…soccer fan trying to dribble a ball from Seattle to Sao Paolo Brazil dies after getting hit by a car in Oregon…..Mishaps on stage during live musical performances….Dougie explains the difference between naming bank accounts joint tenants with rights of survivor ship vs. tenants entirety…then a little lesson on real-estate location…ever eat white clam pizza?...Congrats to the Miami Heat for eliminating Chicago Bulls and moving on to the Eastern Conference Finals…seems there’s a disabled woman who you can hire to help you get to the front of the lines at Disney World….Angelina Jolie chooses to remove both breasts as well as both of her ovaries since she’s such a high risk for cancer…..Weiner to rise again! Weiner to run to be Mayor of New York City…Rod Stewart abused steroids years ago and it has affected his member. Then
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Listen in as Dougie Dangerous & Lenny Travis discuss, "What's Trending". Lenny tells Dougie how he could of gotten out of Jury Duty....Recap on OJ Simpson requesting a new trial.....What's going on in Washington DC? The IRS, is corrupt, the Gov't is conducting illegal search & seizures.....
& "Warren's Wealth of Wisdom" with Warren Durso
Warren tells us what we don't know about Monsanto, Chem Trails, & HAARP
Stand Up Guys, Dougie Dangerous & Michael Panzeca are today's host along with special guest, Manny Garavito. See how the shows at Catskills Comedy Club went this weekend.....Friday night we had 4 people & Dougie still attempted to sell Merch.....Manny wants to know if he's a Stand Up Guy after hitting on one of those 4 people in the audience during his set....Do you think its a good idea to eat food at a Strip Club?......Mike likes getting friction dances while eating a hamburger.....Dougie didn't invite Michael to his BBQ on Sunday....Dougie tells us about his day at Jury Duty....OJ Simpson blames his last attorney for not telling him about a plea deal....OJ looks like Bill Cosby now......Major Solar Flare caught on camera. Do you feel warmer?.....Castro brothers are interviewed and claim they had no idea what Ariel was doing.......What was your first rock concert?....What group of kids did you hang out with in High School....Turns out it was important to learn math in school....40 patients from a Mental Institute in Kenya escape. Who can tell the difference....Have you ever flown 1st Class?.....Woman gets kicked off airplane for singing, "I Will Always Love You"...Government obtains 2 months of phone records from employees of the Associated Press. What an invasion and abuse of Government power....Then Dougie teaches Manny how to successfully date a stripper.
Friday Shows are the Bomb! No different today, Esther Ku joins Dougie & Lenny in Danger Studios
So what did they talk about? Well; Esther gets plenty of TV time on MTV's Girl Code discussing, Farting.....Lenny admits to ripping one while making love......Esther tells us how she got bumped by Artie Lange at the Stand in NYC.....More bad news for Carnival Cruise Lines, a young couple goes missing after falling overboard.......Esther feels she doesn't have as many friends because she doesn't drink....Esther considers changing her name to KuKu....are Stage Names stupid?.....The Miami Heat fan that gave Joakim Noah the finger was Philomena Tobias, who was married to a hedge fund manager, Seth Tobias, former CNBC Financial commentator and thought to have killed him......Mario Willams from the Buffalo Bills demands 10karat diamond engagement ring from his fiance....More details about Ariel Castro & Cleveland kidnapping case....Dougie pulls up the naked photos of Jodie Arias and Esther makes fun of her vagina lips....Man in Fla. gets attacked by alligator after escaping from the police....Man celebrating his honeymoon on Island resort gets eaten by Great White Shark while his new wife watches.
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Peter Leonard joins Dougie in Danger Studios & they discuss Charles Ramsey, the Hero in the Cleveland Kidnapping case. We have a couple videos of him being interviewed……& of course the Castro brothers in Cleveland. Did you know Ariel Castro’s daughter is in jail serving 20-Life for cutting her babies throat at 11months old…..former Enron CEO may get out of jail early….What’s wrong with our country? People have lost FAITH….Dennis Rodman sends Kim Jun Un a tweet asking to, “Do me a solid & cut Kean Bae loose”…..Woman chokes to death on a hotdog at Wrigley Field in Chicago….105 year old woman claims the secret to her longevity is Bacon…..Buzz Aldrin says Pres. Obama’s idea of capturing an asteroid to orbit the moon is, “Stupid”
“Let’s Be Frank” with Frank Del Pizzo
Dougie is depressed with the the Miami Heat's lose to the Bulls in game one. Guess the 8 day layoff didn't help.....President Obama has a secret Inauguration Party.....Charles Barkley claims every player in the NBA has played with a gay teammate. Dougie & Lenny come up with theory that, Walt Frazier may have been gay. I mean they did call him Clyde the Glide.....Vladimir Putin makes John Kerry wait for 2 hours before meeting with him.....Syria says they can easily deal with Israel, but they are having an issue with their own country.....Explosion went off in Iran at missile storage area and they say it was an accident.....3 woman in Cleveland that were kidnapped over 10 years ago found in home with 3 brothers & Lenny makes fun of, Charles Ramsey, the guy who called it in.....We play the 911 call from Amanda Berry asking for the police to save them....Tiger Woods embarrasses his new girlfriend, Tiffany Vaughn by getting drunk and falling down in front of celebrities at the Metropolitan Museum of Art in NYC....New Jersey Govenor, Chris Christie admits that he got Lap Band Stomach Surgery, unfortunately, no one has noticed anything.....Gay couple in NYC get attacked by NY Knicks fans after Sunday's game....
"Warren's Wealth of Wisdom" with Warren Durso. Warren tells us about how the Illuminati are using the drug, DMT.
Stand Up Guys, Dougie Almeida & Michael Panzeca are today's hosts....together, they tell you about working with a particular booking company and how it went this past weekend. You won't believe what a comic has to go through sometimes......Guest Comic Call In, Warren Durso was in Orlando when Dougie & Michael were there and didn't get together....Then in "What's Trending, the boys discuss the Jodie Arias trial.....No one wants to have to bury the deceased Boston Bomber.
Dougie shares how his gigs went this weekend at American Legion in Ft. Lauderdale & Elks Lodge in Gainesville....How are things in the Middle East?....Reese Witherspoon feels a bit like Mel Gibson these days, well kind of.....& Much More
Dougie & Lenny discuss the “Honeymooners” ….review the racist Mountain Dew commercial….Pro NHL Hockey Player comes out, from Russia, Vladimir Lykescockzky…..Man shoots himself in the head at Bush Intercontinental Airport in Texas…..5 year old in Tennessee shoots 2 year old sister after his father gave him a rifle to hold….Teen arrested after trying to flush her baby down the toilet….Psychiatrist is arrested for sabotaging bike trails by tying fishing line across bike trails…..One of the kids from the band Kriss Kross died….Pres. Obama plans on reducing the US’s nuclear missiles and Russia is building on their technology….Man is accused of stealing $10k in chicken wings……..Illinois man gets sentenced 18 years in jail after being convicted for his 8th DUI….Man in Long Island tries to steal ice cream cone and punches woman who works at ice cream shop.
“Let’s Be Frank” with Frank Del Pizzo Let’s help “Rufus the Beagle from being killed in Orlando”
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Dougie & Peter discuss morning coffee, Dunkin Donuts or Starbucks?....How would you handle it if you Doctor said you had Cancer?.....Peter educates us on AM Radio......NEWS: Man falls into meat grinder. Worst ways to go, drowning, being lit on fire, falling into tire grinder....If your arm was chopped off, would you pick it up?....Ever have siblings that stole from you? Once a thief, always a thief....Peter tells us about his, Blind Date...Boston Bomber's Buddies get arrested for assisting their little terrorist friend...Peter said he would dispose of a body for Dougie, for a price.....Our Sports Guy, Stan Silliman joins us to discuss Sports...Then Dougie skypes in with The Suarez and discuss Sexy things....got to Planet Suarez on Android Google Play to see naked photos of the Suarez.
Dougie & Lenny discuss Jason Collins NBA Player who came out of the closet.....New marriage agreement for those about to get married.....Pres. Obama back peddles from earlier statement on Syria using chemical weapons....Dougie rants & vents about how useless are politicians are....& "Warren's Wealth of Wisdom" with Warren Durso